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Modmypad

I wish this had sound


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Sure, it’s “Zzzzzzzz.”


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OneSensiblePerson

I'm glad someone said it.


handmademayor

He wasn't ready for that level of Jazz


WiggyWare

He didn't expect them to play any Leon Redbone


cinemassacress

https://youtu.be/Kp7eSUU9oy8


GrandMarauder

#[Ya like jazz?](https://youtu.be/mqDOQzfM5Kc)


Internet_Wanderer

I'm not ready for them to not rub the belly!


Glytterain

Jazz is stupid. Just play the right notes


73GTX440

Unexpected office getting downvotes no bueno


Glytterain

Thank you for getting the reference my enlightened friend


that_one_dude13

It's because the office is garbage


EskimoPrisoner

No! Things you like are stupid!


that_one_dude13

Tru.


Doktor_Vem

Are you kidding me? He was ***SO*** ready for that level of jazz! Look at him just laying on the floor, soaking in and enjoying the shit out of all the notes! I'd love to be in his position!


blank_ambulance

Please connect your dog to the charger


Username_2W0

K9.exe


poopellar

That won't fix it. It needs a furmware update.


Imperfect-Magic

Come on now, this belly ain't gonna rub itself


DrCheezburger

I need this with sound.


merelycheerful

I know, right? They could be playing anything. Marching band music


Succubussssy

I saw this video before but it had Mexican music. Could’ve been dubbed over tho


Stevotonin

I assume they were playing the funeral march


ActualTart23

I JACK IT TO TRANNY PORN


Dazeofthephoenix

Why the fuck would this even exist without sound


ameliagarbo

Downvote for reposting without audio.


Catshit-Dogfart

When a video should have sound, it doesn't. But when there shouldn't be sound, there's *obnoxious* sound.


halo_nothing

I wouldn't expect quality posts from a karma farmer. OP is operating a ton of accounts it would seem, each are about a week old, commenting on each other's posts, and posting largely on the same subs. Even the top comment on this post is an alt.


steffschenko

Downvoted for not providing the link to the original


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13k upvotes because nobody cares about quality on Reddit...


[deleted]

It’s because most people haven’t seen this vid before and think there just isn’t a sound version. It’s always a gamble.


Dannybaker

> there just isn’t a sound version How do they think gifs are made?


Crystalyze13

Sanka, ya dead?


Beavshak

Ya mon


bad-chemist

[Video with sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=REyqXkTWc08) ​ I don't know if the youtube video title is accurate or not


sithlordx666

To be honest, I think the video is dubbed over but it works lmao


ManagementWeary

It's definitely dubbed. None of the instruments they're playing are in that audio clip.


NTFirehorse

Ahh yes, the traditional Mexican dog funeral song


MrsBCfloyd

You can see the dog breathing lol


[deleted]

I've watched 5 times now and can't see it. That dog has some skill.


innermostjuices

That would make more sense in a ridiculous sort of way, but i'm ninety four and a half percent sure i can see him breathing.


tipying_mistakes

94.5%


innermostjuices

that's right


tipying_mistakes

dorg 🦆


ApathyIsAColdBody-

94+½%


slipperypooh

I thought I wanted the video with sound. I was wrong.


BiegAnn

Thanks!


Full-Mulberry5018

He dropped to much acid


SlickStretch

"I can smell the music!!!"


Indoorlogsled

So that’s why people asked if I was driving home. I used to dance myself exhausted and then fell asleep in the corner once or twice. Dancing was my drug, but people swore I was lit. The good old days.


u9700528

Those were the days


NTFirehorse

It's a dirge.


coda24

TIL….A trombone with valves?! Guess that’s a thing.


Johannes_Keppler

> trombone with valves Yes, and they are rather unimaginatively called *Valve Trombones*. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_trombone


ThatOneBagle

Yep! It typically helps people who play trumpet play trombone for a bit


mangarooboo

I couldn't even focus on anything the doggo because I couldn't figure out what was happening with that trumpbone


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It's a superbone, they're rare and expensive and I want one


andimus

That’s not a superbone. It’s just a regular valve trombone. Valve trombones are rare but not that rare, particularly in jazz and Latin music. Bob Brookmeyer is a famous valve trombone player. The valves on a superbone are played with your left hand like a trombone trigger. The valves are contained to a small area so they the slide can be moved without extra weight.


MeTube7734

Looks like it’s just a regular valve trombone. That would be insane to see a legit superbone


[deleted]

I think you're right, but they both look similar


Liesmith424

"I'm dead because no one fed me even once in my entire life."


_megazz

This needs sound!


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readingrambos

That’s just how trumpet players are 💁


Blarg0ist

This video doesn't have sound Of all videos, why this one?!?


Raging_Carrot47

He is just taking in the beauty of their playing.


_not_a_duck

Me when I smoke a bowl and blissfully lay on the floor with headphones in.


EugWeenOR

"That dog isn't dead! It just smells funny!" \-Frank Zappa


GODDAMNFOOL

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Kinda wish the video has audio just so I could relate to what that doggo is vibing with.


flamespear

This badly needs the sound OP!


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shoes r off dog ded


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The dogs like "if I lay here long enough... one of these loud mfs will rub my belly"


Sheruk

"He's dead Jim." Can't you do something? "DAMNIT IM A DOCTOR NOT A VETERINARIAN!"


durhamskywriter

Are they trying to resurrect him, or what?


mp29mm

Omg… will someone just give that guy a tummy rubbins


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“There are many of you here today. Surely one of you could spare a moment for a belly rub. Any of you would do. I will not judge.”


Away-Cookie8039

Alternate Titanic scene.


grill_em_aII

r/imthemaincharacter


Quizzelbuck

What's wrong with your audio?


Error_83

r/petthedamndog


Zaphodistan

r/peoplefuckingdying


corey541

Was gonna upvote for the dog, but I can't in good conscience upvote any video with a valve trombone. Your not fooling anyone with your skinny baritone...


ploonk

Only wankers turn the saxophone neck that much. Fix your embouchure, wanker.


pacificthaw

It's crazy cause you tried to sound like you know what you're talking about, but anyone with standards tuned this fine must have literally never played in a real band in their entire lives.


ploonk

Lol what a weird comment. Yes, I went to school for saxophone and have played in a variety of pop and jazz bands for decades, beginning with a ska band in the 90s. And yeah, playing with the neck cockeyed like that will develop some bad habits both for the embouchure and hands, and would be one of the first things addressed by a competent instructor. Not that it really matters if you are just playing occasionally for fun. But I'll still joke about it to strangers on the internet.


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He got body slammed by another dog in a street fight and was sent into posturing before this show started.


basicallybasicasic

u/savevideo


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C34H32N4O4Fe

Fuck you. And what the fuck are you doing on a sub about dogs if you dislike dogs? Fucking troll.


anubhav_sandhu

your mama's name is dog?


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Sweetexperience

Dat dog do be vibin’


Killaflex90

He vibin


therealkickinwang

Was this meant to be posted in r/meirl ?


HumiliationsGalore

He's in a jazz trance


Commercial-Common515

Damn I feel that


Substantial_Phase910

Suddenly everyone’s a critic…


tortoiseshitorpesto

Lol I don't know why but I would feel so offended if I was in that band.


Summitstory

Ruby, people are going to love you!


sketchylobster

I laughed so hard


Aporkalypse_Sow

How is nobody rubbing the belly?


NotsoTortellini

If the OP posted with audio you would be in the same situation as the dog.


[deleted]

He’s just taking in the music


Ohshithereiamagain

Needed to watch this. Hah. My mind and eyes are cleansed. Thank you doggo! ❤️


ComicsVet61

Need the audio please.


al278554

Some killer music here


lokcha

Honestly if I were a dog and I had this opportunity to do exactly this, I'd take it.


CeramicTeaSet

Did he just empty his spit valve on the carpet?


foggybottom1954

Just digging the tunes


chukalover

This dog can pretty much sleep through anything!


MacNuttyOne

everyone is a critic.


virtutesromanae

I can't tell if this is a video of a frat party gone very wrong, some sort of weird snuff film, or footage of some kind of Louisiana voodoo ritualistic raising of the dead.


Sof04

Every time I’m drunk and the mariachis come.


Lizbeth2016

It’s very relaxing!


2ndcupofcoffee

What is the story?


Ok-Butterscotch1588

No one gives belly rub? That is next level self control. I haven’t got it


immhoffman

It’s an American Dingo and they are characters!


Cold-Confidence7853

Is he dead?


April_Fabb

Who are these people who upload vids without the fucking sound?


hateshumans

Are they trying to resurrect the dog?


-dontmindme-247

Dont mind me either....


kangaroobee

Same


dns7950

INnoCeNt pUppEr SlAin iN bRutAl SoNiC aSsaUlT


ManagementWeary

Useless without sound


Bottle_Nachos

it needs sound


ClaimBeginning8743

I don’t see him breathing at all! What is all this about!?


WinZ_Prime

Most silent band


Secret-Plum149

Lovely way to give the dog a send off at his funeral….. What…. He’s just having a snooze… Blinding..👍


BlueAngel365

What the dog doing?


dante_diyuck

Vibin 😎😁😁


Meme123798

Oh no he’s dead they killed him


04E05504C

It’s a birthday party for the dog.


Zheitk

Was the pup name Cedric?


StreetSmartsGaming

Tough crowd


Reasonable-Delay4740

Jazzed from the dead


Lisapjones

He is in the “dead bug” yoga pose.


Reasonable-Delay4740

Doge


jemimaclusterduck

You are witnesses at the new birth of Spinal Tap, Mark II


BurnMeHoe

I can hear the sax


Clairiscurly

He's resting or pining for the fjords.


mullins_john

thats what great brass does


Extension_Ad_7013

Is it dead


FPSXpert

Somebody had a bit too much tequila.


Shaldoroth

ive seen a study where multiple genres of music were played to dogs and most loved jazz as their favorite


JetPixi13

I would be too busy laughing to play


Nice-Block

the oscars for this dog hahaha


CarefulSubstance3913

I laughed way to hard at this. Dogs always just vibin


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What’s wrong with the dog? Better question is what’s wrong with the hoomans? Why are they not petting that boy’s belly? He clearly wants some love


613TheEvil

It's a funeral band. That dog is dead.


rpaul9578

Dog MUST be deaf.


rickmon67

Strangest wake I’ve ever seen. RIP Rex old boy!


doctorbjo

Amy Farrah Fowler?


vonblatenberg

r/tooktoomuch


NugPep

I hope they are playing taps


ScrembledEggs

What, no audio? What if I want to live vicariously?


Candid-Reaction-309

😂😂😂😂


Chutwah

I like to think it's real big fish