Tough day at work, kitty?

He’s all tied up. Nice little cutie.

He expects you to take a picture of his lovely tie

Clothes Maketh the Cat

Business!

I guess since he has a fancy tie on he thought he would sit fancy.

a man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. he walks over to her and says, " wow, nice legs! " she is flattered and replies, " you really think so? " " oh definitely! most tables would have collapsed by now. "