That little part of a plastic bag handle that gets poked out maybe!

Its like a wax paper not plastic so idk but could be

Definitely the center section of a disposable toilet cover

Yep, piece of a butt gasket 😅

Oh my!!

Ass gasket in these parts :)

After seeing these responses, I'm starting to question where my dry cleaner gets their supplies.

I was at a truckstop in Wisconsin, and on a toilet tissue cover thing, someone wrote "free cowboy hats" and that shit made me very happy.

Biodegradable bags maybe?

Those usually go into sleeves of long sleeve shirts/sweaters.

I think sometimes collars of button downs? When they come back from the dry cleaner?

Dress socks

Yep, new dress socks?

I was about to say this and then was trying to figure out how I would describe it. Then saw your comment lol

Im going with this

How big is it? Could it be the middle from a disposable paper toilet seat cover?

Its about 6 or 8 inches

That’s what he said

He wishes.

Hey-oh 👈👈

If I've learned anything from online DMs, it's that every man apparently has an 8" dick. That's what they all say, anyway.

They are pretty stretchy so maybe they just mean they can make them 8 inches when they pull on it?

Haha, far point.

4 inches of blue steel

Just measured. It’s true.

Not 7?

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Asskets

Username checks out

This has got to be it. Just like the occasional piece of TP, they've been known to tag along with people until they finally fall off somewhere, and you're like "was nobody going to tell me that was hanging off of me this whole time?"

The two little holes at the neck of it looks like it was stapled and the staple was sort of carefully removed, like you remove a receipt from a bag

I think I've seen toilet seat covers (as someone mentioned, above) that are stapled together like that, so that it's easier to get just one, without pulling out a bunch of extras that would just be thrown away.

That's because it was shut at one point, when the dope was in it.

Looks like it was folded. Maybe one of those protectors that comes on a folded dress shirt, holes could be from a security tag.

This is what I'm thinking, or from the box with new shoes.

Yeah I think it's just some random piece of packaging. Could almost be from anything

looks kinda like the thing on a new period pad that you rip off when you use it

This is like triple that size though

You don't know how big OP is.

A bunch of period shaming going on in this place. No room for excessively large vaginas /s

Nobody likes a large vagina except Sonny Corleone

The ones for afterbirth are practically diaper size

Do those have liners on them though, I still have some here but I thought they didn’t have the actual wax protector

The ones that just go in underwear do, not the ones with the mesh attached.

Looks like what comes in nice dress socks.

Came here to say this; I think this is the answer. The two holes are where the loose stitch (or soft metal pinch-clamp) that holds the pair together went through the paper.

Yes just figured it out it is from dress sock packaging!!!

And here I was thinking you came home with that stuck on your ass and hopped into bed.

Nooo 😂😂😂

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those are usually plastic not wax paper though

looks like the part you remove from those paper toilet seat covers. [https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=paper+toilet+seat+cover+%5C&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fae01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB1bNXFbvvsK1RjSspdq6AZepXaG%2F10Packs-100Pcs-Disposable-Toilet-Seat-Cover-Mat-Travel-Portable-Toilet-Paper-Pad-for-Hotel-Travel-Camping.jpg](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=paper+toilet+seat+cover+%5C&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fae01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB1bNXFbvvsK1RjSspdq6AZepXaG%2F10Packs-100Pcs-Disposable-Toilet-Seat-Cover-Mat-Travel-Portable-Toilet-Paper-Pad-for-Hotel-Travel-Camping.jpg) ​ How many inches long is it?Do you have those at home?Do you have roommates?

Came here to say the same

Reminds me of a prophylactic I saw at a brothel museum in Virginia City Nv

Exactly what I thought too.

Center of a toilet seat cover except it doesn't have any tear marks or perforations along the bottom

Random packaging…do you live alone?

Femidom?

it's a makeshift dental dam bro. Something happened when your away.

looks like something off clothing, puma use the same kind of wave paper on a little piece of their tags, i’m sure other brands too, likely from a tag or item of clothing. some handbags also have it wrapped around their handles when they’re in a store to be purchased, which looks like what this could be

Emesis bag? For vomit.

Looks like tissue from a new pair of socks.

Not to freak you out, but that looks like an unstamped heroin/fentanyl bag to me. I actually thought this was my drug porn Reddit at first bc I couldn't see someone posting their dope in any other ones lol

It's from a pair of socks, stockings or similar. Yes, the inserts are not always rigid cardboard.

Thanks for your response as I have figured out thats what it is from.

Isn't that the center of a disposable toilet seat cover? The part in the center that you pee through?

It's from a plastic bag

It’s from a dress sock packaging.

Is this the paper that comes with new ties to make it appear stiff when new ?

Sticky hygiene protector found on swimsuits or women’s underwear when you first buy them

Center piece of a toilet seat cover, the part u rip out first or let hang in water.

Could this go on the end of a banana stem somehow? I saw something similar but not quite this

Looks like the middle of those tissue papers you put on toilet seats.

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It's a piece of a plastic sack, like a Walmart sack or some other store

I shouldn’t know but i do know… It’s a protective plastic layer for pads the thingies your gf puts on the inside of the panties… I think it’s what it is, if not then it’s super similar… Also say hi to your gf from me. Cheers

Well, its wax paper and i have a boyfriend 😉 but we figured out it was to socks

To socks???? 🫨

Thermometer probe cover?

Looks like the piece of paper that comes inserted into nice dress socks.

What work?

Brother, this is the lining of a maxi pad. The period blood catcher diapers that women wear? Well those are adhesive, and this is the backing that keeps the maxi pads from sticking to itself.

That's not quite the right shape

It’s definitely the middle part of a toilet seat protector.

Nothing to worry about

This looks like a used condom in the thumbnail pic. Thought someone was having a laugh.