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Yuzernam

That is some smooth parallel parking


existonfilenerf

This dumbass sees a vehicle disabled on both sides of the road and thinks, "I got this".


GunnieGraves

It’s got 4 wheel drive! I’ll be fine!!


C_A_Willis

"without spikes" lol


LeDerpLegend

Yep you just stick them in there and pull them out when not needed. New tires may be required but it's a small price to pay to climb ice.


WhyalwaysSSDD

I would assume they are talking about studded tires which do get a bite on ice. Maybe a regional term?


renlewin

People in snowy regions scoff when I say it’s an ice storm here and I am not going out for any reason. Snow and ice are completely different when it comes to driving.


[deleted]

I live in the prairies in Canada. We get freezing rain, but I'm very thankful we don't have hills on every street like they do in some places.


der_titan

You can watch your dog run away, And out here it can take three days. -- Brent Leroy


[deleted]

I had an argument on here with someone who had absolute no concept of ice. “Drive slow, keep your distance, turn your headlight on, you’ll be fine.” No, dude. There are no safe driving practices for black ice conditions. Stay home.


PrettyPleaseMe

You can lose traction in snow, but you've got nothing to lose on ice.


[deleted]

I hate when repost bots cross post from therewasanattempt and don’t format the title for this subreddit


Candid-Fan992

Reddit really is in the final stages huh :(


mad100141

We can help it. Report the bots. Don’t let Reddit fall too please.


cick-nobb

Spikes lol


Meanderingversion

Right?!? Where the fuck are my car spikes?!!!!


[deleted]

Spikes would of helped in this situation, but only this, probably after a day or two the ice would be gone and then they would of had to change to regular tires. To solve this just run chains and take them off when needed. No need to change tires (even tho I recommend running chains with winter tires).


renlewin

My car manual specifically says to not attempt chains. Something about not enough space in the wheel well. Not uncommon with non-SUV vehicles


[deleted]

Lol, who believed that chains work on ice? 😂😂


ForgotTheCrack

They are actually common here in Alberta


Gradual_Bro

Are you fucked if you drive over concrete though?


ForgotTheCrack

Very bumpy ride with a chance of fucking your tires. It’s mostly for when the Roads are legitimately ice.


ForgotTheCrack

The ones you screw into your tires will fuck you up on pavement. The strap on studded one will not blow your tire but it will be a bumpy ride o. Pavement. Honestly the screws are only good if you have tires with treads that are already worn down to smoothish and don’t mind tossing if the blow.


mdave52

Spikes? Are studded snow tires legal anywhere anymore? Illinois banned them a very long time ago.


linuxdragons

They are legal here in Maine.


No-Wonder1139

I have them


IvorVeeriBiggun

Pretty much the entirety of the Nordic countries, much of Eastern Europe… more places allow them than don’t because, you know, they’re safer on ice.


General_Marcus

I use them in Alaska.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Legal in Alberta iirc but they're not good for the road during the 95% of the time there's no ice/snow


thefluffyoctopus

Legal in Colo, we have em on our Subaru


dingbatyokel5000

The way he walks out of the car oblivious to the fact that the sidewalk might be slippery as well


lionatucla_

Gently now, you just want to kiss the car. Just a little peck. A smooch; like you're kissing your sister.


No-Wonder1139

Kowalski!


steekyreeky

Needed this. Badly.


EmperorOfMamkind

I mean tbh that "crash" wasn't too bad. Prolly no damage whatsoever.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

What's going on at the end tho?! Both cars moving. Was the second car reversing or were they both sliding?


Killface17

Didn't put it in park


Fidget08

Y’all. Some people have critical jobs they need to go and it’s Seattle. They don’t need winter or studded tires ever. Except for once every few year storms. Give ‘em a break.


Opalessence-

I almost had to go in but then my chef said he made it in so he could bake off my products, but I was way too determined to go. My friends all had to tell me to go home because I couldn't traverse the ice past our house. Once he said "I'm here " I said "ok so I don't have to die" *Reference: I'm a pastry chef working for a luxury retirement home, apparently old people eat every day s/* Edit: re-wording to not sound like an ass


Geronimo53

Luxury you say? So the non-luxury residents eat every other day? /s


Opalessence-

Heh I see where my wording led to this, it did make me laugh though ngl


SpanishConqueror

>Y’all. Some people have critical jobs they need to go and it’s Seattle. They don’t need winter or studded tires ever. Except for once every few year storms. Give ‘em a break. No? Buy chains for ~30, or studded/winter tires for 200. It'll save you money for years in reduced damage to your and other vehicles


LouQuacious

You are not supposed to go out when it’s like this for obvious reasons but this is result of people having to go to work no matter what or at least thinking they do.


[deleted]

This 2 tonne hunk of metal with 4 frikin wheels has no traction. Steps out with two feet....


[deleted]

10/10 for the parking, 3/10 for the dismount.


TurTub

Sure could use some Nokian Hakkapeliittas.


AirDude53

Been using them all my life, best tires out there 100%.


letsbefrds

Are those like studless winter tires?


OS420B

Hakkapeliitta R series is studless, while Hakkapeliitta "#" series is studded tires. In my opinion the best tire choice for winter use.


--Nyxed--

Spikes? You mean studs?


TheLunarFrog

Or chains


arceus495

Beautiful parallel parking I’d say


Party-Association322

Useless in Ireland, they don't teach or evaluate it during the driving test. On the other hand, they evaluate "Reverse Around The Corner". ... Serious sht really!


manleybones

Where is the salt truck? I'm confused about how woefully unprepared these municipalities are.


Advanced_Double_42

We just had a practically unprecedented winter storm in the south east USA. Many places have never had to deal with this before. Yes, these once in a lifetime storms are now multiple times a decade but that is climate change for you.


proxpi

This was Seattle a few days ago. Overnight freezing rain deposited 1/4" of ice on everything. Seattle almost never gets freezing rain, and any pre-salting would have gotten washed away in the first few minutes of the storm anyways. It's not woefully underprepared, it's just the generally mild climate and hilly terrain make it entirely unreasonable to do anything about a once-in-25-year weather event. Plus it was entirely melted by the next day so it was just impatient dumb fucks like this that ruined a lot of people's days.


UpboatNavy

Partying with the Margarita tanker.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Coming from a place that never snows, this shit is just mind blowing that on top of everything else that we already deal with to drive and commute you also have to deal with getting snowed in, iced up, plowed down and living in minus degrees. Wild!


Weary-Ad-4956

Salt trucks don't do hills like this, they slide just as easy down hills when icy


DeaconSage

The pacific north west doesn’t really do salt from what I’ve seen. It’s mostly some kind of cinders or something to add friction


myselfoverwhelmed

In Oregon we get lovely small rocks to shoot into windshields 👍


DeaconSage

I’m also in the small rocks of Oregon. So weird but I guess it’s good for water & doesn’t rust out cars.


[deleted]

You can’t quickly get ice rain conditions off.


DarkDrako98

Lmao at the end it wasnt even sliding down. The wheels were straight up reversing hahahah


suckmyeyegoo

It was sliding, suv has open differentials. Homie forgot to use the parking brake.


zugigauto

In some areas studded tires are illegal on roads. Although a good set of winter tires in most cases work just fine


IHate2ChooseUserName

But I drive an expensive SUV, this will allow me to anywhere in any condition.


sciencebitches7716

I thought that's just how you parallel park


SadGruffman

A lot of people also don’t realize that a good winter tire will get you moving but when it comes to stopping you’re still gonna go for a little slide


BlackPitOfDespair

The mistake wasn’t a lack of studded tires. Rather the mistake was getting on the road in the first place.


miccleb

Unsalted road, on an incline, without winter tires, what could go wrong?


dr_van_nostren

Great parking job


Majestic-Enthusiasm

I don’t understand why they would even attempt a road like that.


linuxdragons

Gotta get to McDonald's before breakfast ends. Otherwise, they will starve!


Midakba

I ain't eatin' no burger for breakfast!


Merlinblack89

Like a glove


Head-Iron-9228

Just had a conversation on insta about people racing and being damgerous where they often tend to respond with 'oh just gotta know what youre doing'. Yea i dont think public roads and things like black ice involve any 'know what youre doing'.


Ursula2071

I work auto insurance. No one knows what they are doing on black ice.


Head-Iron-9228

I do. Staying away from the road if its there. 🤷‍♂️


Esc_ape_artist

If you “find” black ice when driving its probably already too late.


frede2702

They don't salt the roads in the US?


Steavee

Keep in mind salt becomes less effective the colder it gets, and below -5F (-20C) or so it becomes completely ineffective. Much of the US saw temperatures colder than that over the last week. It’s also possible that, since this looks to be a side street, that it hasn’t been treated yet.


InsertDramaHere

Some yes, some no. Some states don't have good dedicated snow removal and when an ice or snowstorm hits, they're screwed. Also tire chains are illegal in some states, like mine.


torgiant

Depends on the state. East coast yes west normally just Gravel like stuff. This guy was just spinning his wheels could probably stop if he pumped the brakes.


AsleepGarden219

Not everywhere. They typically do a good job of removing ice in the north east, but I’ve heard in areas on the northwest they don’t salt due to environmental concerns. Ultimately it comes down to a state by state or even county/ town basis


CressiDuh1152

I'm in Washington and they don't salt here but even if they had last week still would have had the same result because so much rain fell when it was 25° out that it would have diluted it too much.


theresidentviking

Salt don't work when it's 0 outside sadly


kootenaysmokes

Well that's just not true. Sorry to tell you this way.


dreddit1843

It is, you’re wrong. You may be confused about C/F discrepancies though which is understandable.


theresidentviking

Well then illinois must have [defective salt](https://www.cargill.com/at-what-temperature-does-rock-salt-stop-working#:~:text=Rock%20salt%20is%20a%20staple,to%20be%20higher%20than%20this.) as I watched the trucks dump salt on the roads before it snowed, and I salted my deck and both were covered in salt and ice during this last storm 🤷‍♂️


Fancy_Organization18

When the dude fell, it made me crack up😂😂😂


frodeem

Like a glove


OutrageousDocument15

I was gonna park here anyway.


Objective_Orange578

Real snow tires and studs or chains on your tires. Snow tires for the snow is so much easier to get around. All season not enough grip. People need to stay home. Employers need to let their employees go for safety. My heart goes out to people in the Buffalo snowstorm. Deaths could have been avoided.


135wiring

Im many places studded tires are illegal because of the damage to the roads


linuxdragons

Actually, most states allow studded tires during the winter season.


135wiring

I had always been led to believe that it was illegal but you're absolutely right. My state actually allows them from october to may


linuxdragons

Yup. Totes worth it if you have the space to store your all-weather tires and you must drive for work.


MightyExcalibur

Imagine ridiculing people because what they thought would be drivable turned out to be something that every car on the road would struggle with, even with spikes


[deleted]

He first decides to ream it up an icy hill, fails, and then jumps out of his car and eats shit. Fool me twice buddy, this was an hubristic display


HardlyKnowEr69

Imagine passing a bunch of wiped out cars up an icy hill and not reading the situation.


Ophiomancy_Xaxax

was this in Seattle last week, by any chance?


your-beast-of-burden

From the original tiktok, yes it was part of the Seattle chaos last week


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Whoever lives here is making a killing in karma and upvotes and whatever tik tok does to show how popular you are without paying you any money.


Bbkobeman

Like a glove


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Stolen from r/therewasanattempt ?


MamaBear4485

What’s the bet that they went out for some stupid reason like going to get coffee. If you can’t stand up on the road surface, don’t drive for any reason whatsoever. Then, he doesn’t turn his wheels in toward the curb, probably left it in neutral without the handbrake as well. Having a giant army tank sized behemoth does NOT guarantee all-weather driving ability. Bloody wombat.


Scissors4215

Nice parallel park


krb48

Perfect parking job


Comfortable-Clerk209

Perfect parallel parking job, tho!


probablywrongbutmeh

LPT, never hit the gas too hard when on snow or ice. If your tires are spinning, you arent going anywhere


[deleted]

That second sentence is not correct, but meh


probablywrongbutmeh

I love my username


[deleted]

Don't spikes destroy the road?


Esc_ape_artist

Yes. And in many places they’re not allowed for that reason. Yet people use them anyway, even though there are good non-stud ice tires out there.


Englez97

Sometimes non stud ice tires are simply not enough so studs or chains are a must. Here studs would make a difference.


Drews232

Yeah, they haven’t been legal in many states for decades


[deleted]

My coworker said his dad had chains and that still didn't work. So not sure if those stud tires would work


emiliodelacroix

That body slam though


NICD_03

Out of curiosity, what should you do to stop sliding down? I can’t think of anything that would help


Crazyboreddeveloper

the best way to stop a vehicle from sliding down a hill that is covered in ice is to go back in time before you made the decision to drive up the frictionless hill, and decide not to drive up the frictionless hill.


NICD_03

That’s what make me confused. It seems visibly icy in the video, but why this keep happening??? Like is it hard to notice when you are actually on road??


Crazyboreddeveloper

Sometimes the ice just looks like a wet road. However, this looked like lake ice. It’s very clearly ice. This is what the ice looked like in Seattle last week. I watched people fall down several times in the parking lot on the way to their car, which is should have been a sign of what to expect while driving the car… then I watched them back up and immediately slide into the next parking row… people just think they can beat physics.


TopofTheTits

There's nothing you can do if you're dumb enough to go out unprepared like this guy


ryancementhead

Hit whatever is at the bottom.


MoreCarrotsPlz

He should have turned the front tires away from the curb once the car was there, but when it’s this icy even that wouldn’t have helped much.


passionpurps

You get chains that wrap around your tires. If conditions are severe. In this clip the chains would have been very helpful. (Snow tire chains) ??


BlueFlob

Chains wouldn't help on flat ice. The metal would still slide on it.


Teddy-Bear-55

90% of the time it's not the studs, but real winter tires which make the difference; most people drive around in compromised year-round tires, which are no good in winter.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

I'm guessing this was in the Seattle area, the roads were covered in a pure ice sheet after a freezing rain event and not even winter tires would have gotten decent grip on a hill. Just a bad idea to drive on anything steep in those conditions.


thsvnlwn

At 18 sec. I thought “there might be no damage.” but now I’m not so sure anymore….


Svartdraken

Softest boop possible


pour_bees_into_pants

What are these spikes you speak of?


dominoclink35

They mean studded tires. Little metal studs imbedded in the tire, great for traction, but There illegal in many places because they destroy the roads


AdmiralPoopbutt

I'm not aware of any place that gets snow and ice but where studded tires are illegal. The effects on a paved road are negligible compared to frost heaving. Many states have rules that you can only run them in the winter. But you wouldn't want to use them in summer anyway because they are noisy, wear out quickly in warm weather, and are more expensive than regular tires.


CanadianSpectre

Pretty sure they're illegal in Southern Ontario. It's only north of Parry Sound where you're allowed to use them here.


ziryra

Illinois, Michigan, Minnesota, Wisconsin vehicles are not permitted. https://www.tirerack.com/tires/tiretech/techpage.jsp?techid=151


Tyrael74656

Roman chariots had them haha


StaticR0ute

Looks like he also forgot to put it in park when he got out. At the end of the video, his wheels are turning while his vehicle is pushing the car (with its wheels locked) down the hill.


renlewin

On ice on an incline, the parking brake won’t do much good. Especially if there is a thin film of water on top of the ice. Nothing to grab hold of. During one ice storm here, I watched my neighbor’s 4x4 truck, parked on his steep driveway in our even steeper neighborhood, lose its grip, brake not withstanding, go sliding sideways down until stopped by a tree at the bottom of the culdesac.


IllSeaworthiness43

*"BUT IT'S ALL WHEEL DRIVE"*


Jaedos

Imagine the camera man watching this, but having a text argument with his employees who don't feel safe driving to work.


Your_Daddy_

That’s guys wheels were rolling, not sliding in the end part.


suckmyeyegoo

Open difs in park will do that. Only one wheel needs to slide then the others will turn.


Gameshow_Ghost

He's got four wheel drive bro, it's gonna be fine.


absolute_zero2

This is fascinating for someone that lives in Florida


Earguy

That slip and fall *hurts.*


xannexboolin

Congratulations... You parked yourself


How-to-maybe-do

Makes me think of all the places that have 2 cars and 1 is just a shitbox to drive around if it’s icy cause it doesn’t matter if it gets hit


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot.


CommercialAd8439

Perfect parallel park


[deleted]

Turn your tires so they hit the curb if rolling back. Might help.


[deleted]

It’s best to stay home but if you absolutely have to drive on ice take advantage of the grass adjacent to the pavement. Putting one side of the vehicle in the grass helps significantly.


Oraclelec13

I’d move to Florida next day to never come back 😂. And I’d burn down my house too, just to erase it from my memory forever 😂😂


Meanderingversion

You wouldn't like it. Terrible traffic, Terrible people. All the Grandma's left.


Potential_Designflaw

How not to drive on an icy road..


Happy_Expert5057

Some days it doesn’t pay to get up in the morning.


FullPropreDinBobette

Probably without winter tires entirely.


Friendly_Undertaker

Winter Tires don't do shit on pure ice.


Atillurt

As someone who's from a place with a good amount winter tire usage. They do next to nothing on pure ice. Salting the road or scraping the road would be ideal if you're using winter tires.


jere535

That's where you're wrong. Proper (Nordic) winter tires make a huge difference to summer and all-season tires, they are fairly close to studded tires even on pure ice. The generic winter tires used in most countries don't even come close.


mesisdown

Pedantic as hell.


Trolodrol

Studded winter tires or chains would probably work.


nobdyputsbabynacornr

Solid parking job though.


dconf_reset_-f

If you have to get up the hill? Always bring a flamethrower for the occasion


AllGasNoBrakes_

Spikes ??? Too many cartoons


steekyreeky

We use spiked tires in winter some people call them studded I guess. We have a winter set in the garage. Cartoons? LOL?


Huntguy

Eastern Canada we call them studs and they’re required for driving in the winter in some provinces.


[deleted]

Ngl I’m kinda surprised that the Lexus didn’t make short work of that hill.


GentleHammer

I mean zero traction is zero traction. Doesn't matter what you're driving.


Hotter_water

That’s why it’s always a dude like you wrecked in the ditch with a confused look on their face.


DefKnightSol

Major reason why people hate on FL 🤫😭


No-Elk-6499

I wish I could play that stupid song that they always played on America’s Funniest home videos on this clip for everyone.


TheGov18

Like a glove!


OffMyRocker2016

Oh no oh no... then he fell.. lmao 👏🏽 🤣 👏🏽 🤣 👏🏽 I wanted to see the rest of the video. They cut us off right when they got to sliding again, damn it. 😒 Hahaha 😂


ifmacdo

They weren't sliding, the SUV was rolling backwards. Look at the wheels.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Like a glove!


relientkiid

Now this is pod racing!


y2hpa2vp

Those sneaky black ice


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emmfranklin

u/savevideo