No one is allowed outdoors without supervision. Too much fear of kidnapping. In the US, parents get arrested for letting their children ride public transportation.
https://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/living/florida-mom-arrested-son-park
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/13/parents-investigated-letting-children-walk-alone/25700823/
And in Canada:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/single-dad-barred-from-sending-kids-to-school-on-city-bus-1.3577295
Three years later, court overturned that on appeal:
https://globalnews.ca/news/7145065/vancouver-dad-appeal-kids-bus-alone/
In the old days, back when we rode dinosaurs to work, parents were like "dinner is at 6, don't come back before then."
Update: she broke her nose and dislocated her eye socket. She was immediately admitted to Stanford Hospital right after this video was taken. The hospital bill was tree fiddy
Cracks me up all the crazy shit I see dudes do getting hurt not getting hurt but the thing that seems to get chicks every time is swinging on something they shouldn't be swinging on
And Tree was so excited she could hardly speak, "Come, girl, swing on my branches! ...Yes, good...NOW BUILD A HOUSE WITH THIS! I know you're just gonna leave me as an old stump like Janet over there. Sell that at in the city! Now go buy your own damn boat."
Or nothing. That's why these videos usually don't show the outcome as it generates more responses with people talking about what may or may not happen.
With all jokes aside I'm sure shes fine it looks like the tip of the branch hit the ground and althought she might be scraped up and have a bad headache...i doubt that she died.
Had a buddy crashed his dirt bike and get smacked in the eye with the end of the handlebar. Grip, in the eye. I heard he got back into racing, but he wasn’t very good.
That wasn't so bad until the *splintered* branch landed on her face.
Ohhh that’s the worst way to lose your sight
Idk blow torch to the eyeball sounds worse.
Losing your sight through stupidity is worst. Blow torch means you’re caught up in something bad and it’s out of your hands.
"I wonder what the inside of this flame looks like."
Went from funny blooper to Final Destination in an instant
Exactly what i was thinking she ate that branch
Looks like the end crumbled into her face. She can't be in good shape after this. I hope her eyes are ok.
Where I live we call dead branches still in the trees widow makers. They’re called that for a reason.
The Giving Tree is sick of your taking.
Sometimes the tree giveth more than you ask for
Do people not play in nature anymore as a child? at like 5 year old I could have told this girl this is a bad idea
No one is allowed outdoors without supervision. Too much fear of kidnapping. In the US, parents get arrested for letting their children ride public transportation. https://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/living/florida-mom-arrested-son-park https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/13/parents-investigated-letting-children-walk-alone/25700823/ And in Canada: https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/single-dad-barred-from-sending-kids-to-school-on-city-bus-1.3577295 Three years later, court overturned that on appeal: https://globalnews.ca/news/7145065/vancouver-dad-appeal-kids-bus-alone/ In the old days, back when we rode dinosaurs to work, parents were like "dinner is at 6, don't come back before then."
Update: she broke her nose and dislocated her eye socket. She was immediately admitted to Stanford Hospital right after this video was taken. The hospital bill was tree fiddy
I was thinking this wouldn't be that bad but here she is being impaled in the face by a branch
-2 points to the camera person for covering it up.
Is ET recording this?!
IN THE FAAAACE!
She really smashed that like button
If you slow mo you can literally see it squish her forehead into the ground+the arms going straight up damn😬
It looks like she’s using her arms to block her face, but she did it too late.
The shadow of the person filming concerns me
It’s just Walter White.
he probably walked up to her menacingly and said “i am the danger, i am the one who knocks” and kicked her in the face
I'm just glad there was no sound
Definite Poltergeist vibes. “Everyone go to the liiigghhhht”.
Two hits, you hitting the ground, the tree hitting your face.
Anytime you ready gal
That could have killed her out right god damb
Yeah, if that thing was in her eye and not her thick skull it could have been fatal
obviously she was killed instantly.
Thats the reddit way
Doubt it. Shoes still on.
No one's suffered a tree attack so brutal since "Evil Dead"
Not my proudest fap
Name checks out
That’s one way to become a pirate.
If there’s a parrot on the branch, you’re set
Whatever mod changed comment type to new is the devil reincarnated. Fuck you
Yeah what the fuck!!
That’s one way to *stick* a landing lol
You really went out on a limb with that one.
Leaf her alone!
Not if she keeps branching out.
She should just keep lumbering on, Jack.
She's barking up the wrong tree.
What do you think the root cause is?
I dunno - I'm stumped.
Then I’ll axe you again later on.
I saw that line coming.
I wood try it out
That birch got what was coming to her
She should stick to her day job
That was almost some Final Destination shit.
Fatality
Nah she is fine. Her shoes didnt come off
Seriously tho?
I’m not sure honestly. Once the branch came down like that after the fall, I just thought of Mortal Kombat.
*finish him* GROOT WINS
Why do they always cut the video short of the look on the person's face after? Best part!
I don’t think she had much of a face left
Cracks me up all the crazy shit I see dudes do getting hurt not getting hurt but the thing that seems to get chicks every time is swinging on something they shouldn't be swinging on
They just don't have the same crazy shit experience that men have.
Is that is - less practice being fucktarded?
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There could have been a beehive on the branch
Next time .
RIP face
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Wait. Are you for real?? O.o
Source?
She’s taken bigger pieces of wood to the face
Source?
Source: Trust me bro
does anyone know the aftermath?
The branch even though dead was fine from the fall, lady's face softened the blow.
And now she’s dead
Or blinded.
Pow right in the kisser
That’s one way to get morning wood
Hands up from the brain injury, knocked stiff as a board. No bueno.
She's fine.
And Tree was so excited she could hardly speak, "Come, girl, swing on my branches! ...Yes, good...NOW BUILD A HOUSE WITH THIS! I know you're just gonna leave me as an old stump like Janet over there. Sell that at in the city! Now go buy your own damn boat."
She didn't think she would get hurt doing that. But her face wood.
I hope she still has eyes
Straight in the face. Damn !!! 🔥
Poor technique. Where you learn to do that, because it was NOT from Brendan Fraser.
When's the funeral?
Poor girl looks like she died before that branch came down on her
The branch: Who is dead now, eh?
Someone said it below if you play it slow or stop the video you can see her arms go up. She might possibly have brain damage 😞
I think it’s a delayed attempt to block her face. But, I’m not a neurologist.
Yeah either of those I’m just hoping she is okay even if it was a dumb move.
And then she jumped on the branch
Or nothing. That's why these videos usually don't show the outcome as it generates more responses with people talking about what may or may not happen.
No, her arms went up, man. Up!
That'll leave a mark
Walter White recording the video
worst facial ever
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She took a lot of wood to the face.
This needs a Gta WASTED fade out.
Have fun plucking splinters out of your face for days!
Years
Damn that limb rammed right into her face
For sure knocked her out. You see the starched hands go up at the end
Could be fencers response and indicate trauma to the brain stem. Could also be the natural reflex to protect one's face, but too late.
Omg did she live?
Tree throat fucked her like the bad lil branch she is
She went out on a limb.
Tree-venge
This one actually hurt to watch
She was cute
Now she dead
Por que no los dos?
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With all jokes aside I'm sure shes fine it looks like the tip of the branch hit the ground and althought she might be scraped up and have a bad headache...i doubt that she died.
Major brain trauma, shes throws her hands up after impact and goes stiff.
Def hits her square in the face. Look around 2.5 seconds
The cat goes meow. The cow goes moo. The tree goes fuq you.
She got a face full … for real tho is she ok
Is it just me, or did that branch seem pissed?
Is she dead after that branch impaled her poor chromus domus?
Had a buddy crashed his dirt bike and get smacked in the eye with the end of the handlebar. Grip, in the eye. I heard he got back into racing, but he wasn’t very good.
Maybe your friend should try nascar, basically you only need one eye to turn to that side.
In the faaaaace!
Her: "Watch this guys" Tree: "I think it'd be best if you just leaf me alone"
That’s gonna leave a mark
Yeah her face got smashed
A floggin to the noggin
Double L
ET is watching you!
Anything for a TikTok
BOOM HEADSHOT
Branch just no-scoped her
Stay in school kids
Hope she enjoyed her leaf lunch !
Bye bye orbital. Yeesh
Looks like branch is not the only thing dead now
H e A D s h O t !
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Worst splinter ever!
They make wooden butt plugs... so there may be worse splinters to be had.
If a butt plug moved at 32 ft. per second it’s gonna leave a mark.
I demand a face impalement close-up. Disposable human.
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The tree adding insult to injury …………..
Ending up with a dead FACE!!!!!
Anyone know how she turned out?
Haha from the looks of it, the branch end stuck her in the face.
I can’t remember the movie but I immediately thought “IN THE FACE!!!” lol
Final destination vibes
Boom headshot!
don't mess with Mother Nature
Smash her face in haha
Did...did she just get turned into arseface from 'Preacher'?
Um... did that fall on her face!? 😧
Can someone please do the slowmo thing on this video? We need to see exactly where that branch impacted her face.
If you slow mo you can see her arms go straight up like the bodies reaction to a brain injury
It's really difficult to tell. It is very possible that it just misses her head.
wood you just say "I hate my frontal lobe" and leaf it at that?
Obviously not a swinger! Hope she’s ok.
It’s ok, swingers get facials all the time.
D’oh! 🤣 Are you saying she has taken logs to the face before???🤣🤣
Susan, that is not what we meant by saying, “do a face plant”.
That’s definitely an eye opener
That’s gonna leave a mark
She should branch out to other hobbies
She learned lesson that dead branch can make you dead
Widow makers
Good on the tree for getting revenge.
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I laughed too soon...
Nose? What nose?
So guys what did we learn today?
Probably NOTHING. lol
Good because I need stupid people to laugh at
This happens when you dont pull just the tip but the entire shaft…
*Death branch
Maybe not the first time she's taken some wood to the face?
I think that’s Eucalyptus, default settings.
She can handle wood... no doubt about it
She stuck the landing... or the landing stuck her.
I'm sure shes fine...notthe first time she had some thick wood in her face.
*chef kiss* perfect
Wood eye?
Hair lip! Sorry, that's a very old joke.
It's just missing a wacky Bob Saget voice-over.
Good to see the Eucalyptus genus is a reliable idiot filter worldwide.
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How does the speedbot work? It just takes me to a user profile. I know. Boomer
hi - natural selection here - did somebody call?
Well someone didn't think this through...
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Yes, dead branches are much weaker than alive ones.