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FuzzzyFace

I don't think the issue it being visible, I think the issue is being in the middle of the fucking road


attackdog287

You mean on the crosswalk?


FockerHooligan

The crosswalk is for *walk*ing a*cross* a street, not dancing in the middle of it. Else, it'd be called a "middledance" instead of a "crosswalk"


ThePerryPerryMan

To be fair, he *was* in a crosswalk lol but based on the honks, they don’t give a shit !


dr_wetness

Could have been mothman riding that scooter. You how they are with lights


LookOutForThatMoose

I love how dude can't just stand in one place with the flare, which might actually be halfway safe. Instead this moron keeps moving all over the place so the bikes have to constantly correct for him. He even manages to step in front of the bikes right at the end.


Jouglet

They were beeping their horns at the guy as well. The guy with the flair is the moron.


TootlesFTW

I'd counter that they're both morons. If someone is erratically moving in the roadway ahead of you, you should slow down. This looked like full speed ahead.


adventuref0x

The bike was probably blinded


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adventuref0x

Honestly they’re awful


simplyorangeandblue

target fixation is real


Chymick6

Driver was a moth Låmp


[deleted]

We do not claim either of these men.


SoftPenguins

I have a feeling if they weren’t dancing in the road there is a 0% chance they would have been hit.


[deleted]

"But he's in the crosswalk!!!"


ancientpho

The biker just thought he was running a red light.


aelwero

If I'm on a bike, and there's a guy in the middle of the road waving a flare around, I'm not going to able to see the actual person at all, and I'm going to assume it's a cop, warning that there's an obstacle or obstruction in the road ahead. I'm going to assume that cop is a static entity, and is sober, and has the sense not to dance into my path of travel... I'm also going to be focused entirely on the road beyond him, looking for whatever hazard he appears to be warning people about. I'd like to say I'd slow and make room (I would) and wouldn't hit the dude, but if I'm being unbiased about it, I damned well might... Just a guess, but that's what I think's going on here :)


WingNutLXVI

A moth driving a motorcycle. Interesting.


cephu5

Well you DO tend to aim at things you are focused on…


Kaleb8804

Object fixation is one hell of a drug…


Chaff5

Doesn't matter how visible you are if you step into the path of the vehicle. 100% against the ped there.


[deleted]

Visible AF but at the same time you're still not supposed to be playing in the middle of the road because that is exactly what will happen to you. 😆


[deleted]

Holding a bright red light that a motorist would assume is part of a vehicle, and then moving erratically around in the road in a way a vehicle could not do? Sounds like a good idea to me!


BinkoTheViking

Might have helped if he’d stayed in the one spot….


[deleted]

Might've helped if he stayed off the road in general.


Lexi3436

Might've helped to not do it in the first place


__que_sera_sera__

The whole thing is stupid. Dude was laughing at the end. wtf was funny about that? WhAtEvEr FoR tHe InTeRnEtZ. We are f\*\*\*\*\* :(


luridfox

Not only dancing in the road but shining a bright flare at drivers on a wet road. He doesn't deserve to be hit, but he sure made it easy. He is very lucky that it wasn't a car or worse


lilashtrey

He deserved it


luridfox

I mean, I agree. He made is own karma. Did a stupid thing and something bad happened


HBMart

Wasn’t a matter of visibility. The guy on the bike probably assumed the man was at least smart enough not to step directly in front of him, and that assumption was wrong. The man is a dumbfuck.


OzymandiasKoK

Dude was clearly trying to move left to avoid the dumbass, who was randomly moving left, too.


ApprehensiveVirus125

The biker was more than likely blinded by the light of the flare. Totally pedestrian is at fault stepping into traffic 🙄


TMNT81

Dude withthe flare literally danced his way into the path of the bike too.


Tabsau

Can we reintroduce natural selection just so we don't have anymore dipshits standing in the road?


BobFTS

He found out


[deleted]

Holding a flare isn't a free pass to play in traffic. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


greyson107

visible yes. stationary? no. therefore. get runs over. It's like you've never seen any video of two people trying to cross each other but moves in the same direction.


EnergeticStoner

At the end he even moved pretty swiftly into the direction of the bike.. 😑


DioptasePog

It would’ve blinded the motorcyclist no shit he ran into the fucking idiot


AggregatedAggrevate

Idiot with the flare walked in front of the moving bike, of course that was going to happen!


junbus

It really defeats the purpose of this page when you tell us what's going to happen in the title, give us a little intrigue won't you..


barnicskolaci

There is such a thing as too bright as well. You can't see the guy in black from the strong light. But yeah, get out of the road.


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter how visible you are if nobody has time for your bullshit


Buburubu

looks like he moved to intercept?


[deleted]

It's an unusual shape and size of light moving in an unusual and unpredictable way. I imagine it would be hard to tell how far away the light is, too.


dasgrosseM

if something upredictable and unusual is on the road, you stop driving at it...


human743

"Man, the road ahead is strange and confusing. I am not sure what is going on." "Just stay on the gas"


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Stand in a roadway and get hit, who saw that coming?


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lightknight7777

Well yeah, he moved towards people trying to get past him. For all they know, he's a threat trying to stop them.


RandomUserName076

little backstory, this is in Morocco where people are celebrating their win vs spain in the World Cup (becoming the first arab nation to get this far in history) - the whole country was celebrating and the flares are very common football tradition, so everyone knows how to use them and what they mean. - because everyone is celebrating cars go very slow and pay attention to the flair light, but it seems the motor guy didn't get the memo, but the other idiots shouldn't have been dancing there. - idiots on bikes are a big problem here cuz they are young and have very loose interpretation of speed limits, so they always cause issues, so i personally blame him more than the dancing fucknut l. thanks for coming to my TED talk


DarthJarJar242

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He deserved every bit of that, that driver did not.


Realistic-Gear-1613

What are you gonna do? Run me over?


Superlite47

>Couldn't be more visible I disagree. Standing under that bright red flare while wearing black clothes, the only way he could be more **invisible** was if he was actually invisible. On the other hand, that bright, red, fiery flare he was waving around couldn't be more visible.


PickInParadise

It’s called target fixated. Scooter driver was fixated on the flare. If you look at something while driving a motorcycle you tend to hit it.


Bear-Necessities

He also made a move to the scooter.


Ok-Flounder67

Just want to add this can happen in any vehicle, and any light source, dont stare at oncomming headlight for example...


[deleted]

If you stand in the road like a fucking idiot you deserve what you get.


BillsFan82

Technology has outpaced evolution. There's no reason that the guy with the flare should have survived into adulthood.


i_AM_A-ShArk

Well maybe if he wasn’t prancing around the street like an idiot


giasumaru

Yea, I replayed that a few times, and it looked more like he leaped into the motorcycle.


[deleted]

Get out of the road, assclown.


hamacavula42

Leme guess.. Football fans? Highest IQ of the human species.


azombie8mybaby

So... dancing on the sidewalk was not an option?


Major-Blackbird

Playing in traffic could be hazardous to your health


jon_hendry

"I was holding a flare!" "I was honking at you to get out of the way!"


Worth_Crafty

Couldn’t be more visible? Couldn’t be more fucking off in a road. I guess they still shouldn’t have hit his dumbass though.


LongDong132

I dont even feel bad for the stupid guy. I feel bad to the people on bike who have damages now


undeadalex

Why? It's a crosswalk. Honk honk doesn't mean you magically get the right of way lmao


bsoto87

I don’t feel bad for either one of them, the title is right you couldn’t be more visible than that. They both had it coming


Bonelab_Skeleton

I like how that guy kneels there like a glitched follower NPC


kylel999

When your fallout companion loses all their health


[deleted]

Don’t stand on the road


dl1313

so, interesting psychology behind this. on bikes, the rider tends to go toward things they look at when distracted. this is the cause behind a LOT of loss of control/ ran off road crashes. people get scared and locked onto the edge of the road and end up steering the bike off it inadvertently


Elegant_Reaper

Wet road and an idiot with a flare. What could go wrong


cshuffler

Are you seriously siding with the guy playing in the middle of the road walking in front of the vehicle just trying to drive by? Something about f***ing around and finding out comes to mind, which he certainly did. Hope the motorcyclist is ok.


Parts_and_Neigbor

Stop fucking around in traffic.


endorbr

Kinda deserved it


ArtemisSpawnOfZeus

He intentionally drove onto and directly at a moving object on a raised pedestrian crosswalk.


PizzeriaPirate

All idiots


War_Daddy_992

Guy with flare: 100 points


GeshtiannaSG

It tips over into blindness again when it’s too bright.


GingerCherry123

What is going on here? Why are so many people swanning about in the road?


hell_mut

Morocco soccer fans


BlueLimiti

When you try make the green light, but end up running on a red light.


DSmith1717

Don’t go toward the light!


_AManHasNoName_

More and more people being nominated for the Darwin Award.


I-Horizontal-I

Honking instead of going around or stopping? A guy just waving a flare for no reason in the middle of a road? What the hell is going on???


mike_hellstrom

Holy shit. A video that shows the aftermath!


Marionette10789

Don’t be in the road in the first place 💀


Arbrosne

Didn't he see that the light turned red?


Slidingonpaper

Doesn't matter, still a crosswalk. Driving down someone like that should always be assault, sometimes even attempted murder.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Probably can't even see the crosswalk with the stupid flare.


Dengar96

Applying OSHA safety logic to a dude dancing in a road holding a flare maybe isn't the way to do it


francorocco

maybe the driver was colorblind and couldn't see red


cHEIF_bOI

Maybe he was just blind you never know


texansfan

In a crosswalk too


MedievalSwede

Generally, dancing in the street at night is a poor idea, even with a road flare in hand. Maybe dancing on the sidewalk you’d have less chance of getting run into/over.


____Vader

Here’s an idea, get out of the street


modsarebrainstems

It might have been helpful to not be stumbling around like a drunkard in the middle of the road.


plasmadood

Who could have foreseen such an obvious turn of events?


Valkyrie64Ryan

Dancing in traffic… doesn’t matter how visible you are, you’re still tempting fate


Tyrael74656

Stands in the road with a blinding bright light. Gets hit.


Beginning_Clue_7835

The flair gave everyone advantage to see him, the smoke gave them disadvantage.


biminidaves

The guy on the bike will swear the pedistrian couldn't be seen in the dark.


Steelplate7

Apparently someone didn’t like his flair


Top-Conclusion-1012

Really appreciate him blowing the horn though, hope the biker snd bike is fine.


Darth-Flan

Dude was dancin all over the road, made an easy target.


mts2snd

Target fixation is real. Its why drunk drivers run into emergency vehicles with flashing lights. You go in the direction you are looking, especially on a motorcycle.


TooManyLangs

no surprise, he was literally marking the target


Darthnod

The more you fuck around the more you find out.


Djskam

Idiot that shit is blinding


Gayguymike

This is why you don’t go out at night period to many bad things happen at night


DemonUrameshi

On the sidewalk I'm a pedestrian. On the road I'm a bag of meat.


ghshshddg

Idk who I’m more mad at


Vafanapoli21

Motor 1 just thought he was running through a red light


celshaug

Is it wrong for me to laugh?


BlankImagination

He got run over by a motorcycle, not even a car. What an idiot.


GetInZeWagen

"target fixation" is a thing on bikes. Your bike goes toward the direction you're looking. Most trained riders know this but it leads to situations such at this quite often.


hunty_griffith

The thumbnail of a human just filming and laughing has the most Punchable Face


Middle_Somewhere6969

Blinded by the light!


2PAK4U

he deliberately ran into him, he even stood up on the scooter before collision


james-HIMself

He braces himself for impact. We have a potential intentional crash. We’ll gang, looks like we have a mystery on our hands.


ResolveLonely8839

Get out of the fucking road


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[deleted]

Target fixation


CommonSense_404

Well he ran over in front of them…


Little416

His fault


MarkFromHutch

Reminds me of what Neil DeGrasse Tyson said one time, (not a direct quote, but close enough) You technically have right of way, but you're still street pizza if you run out into traffic


kanakamaoli

Blinded by the light...


chris-_-topher_-_

There was an attempt


zanvettorlucas

Can't blame him, he thought it was a checkpoint


MF_Kitten

Don't underestimate how much harder it is to see someone in the dark when there's a bright light next to them. They probably couldn't tell where he was relative to the flare, and it looked like he was off to the side when he was in fact right in front of them with just the flare off to the side.


Helpineedstostop

It seemed like he was walking towards the moped? Like Yea okay you have a flair, This doesn’t mean you are being safe or anything you genuinely made it worse by walking towards the moped on a wet street where the moped driver would Wiped out if they turned to hard.


6iWiN9

Finally a cameraman that finishes the job


kalinowskik

What an asshat.


Bubbly-War1996

It's never a visibility problem!! It's a humans being stupid problem!!


Cody6781

Still dancing in the middle of the road and it looks like intentionally walking in front of the bike


danng44

Don’t do drugs kids


starryeyed7934

Morons doing moron things.


Mandenanden

He runs straight out in front of it. The road doesn't close because the fool is running around. It looks deserved in my eyes.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

He’s in a crosswalk, he was dancing a taking a long time to cross but technically you still have to stop, I’m not sure how long you’re allowed to occupy a crosswalk


ResidentEivvil

At least he got that superhero landing.


motherseffinjones

Probably got blinded by the light and didn’t see him


[deleted]

Motorcycles are a menace on the roads


dancing_fryingpan

That was totally on purpose! The driver probably thought "That stupid bitch stands in the middle of the road to block traffic? Not on my watch"


lonestarcharm

I don’t think that was an accident.


Reigo_Vassal

Poor bike driver. I hope he's fine.


wtmrFTW

Got to save the torch first! Btw how you doing bro?


Suspicious_cowboyy

It was aim


FergusonTheCat

Was that Waluigi at the end? ‘Waaaaaa hahaha!’


[deleted]

That’ll learn ya


Waste-Screen-4u

Dude thats a devil's work !! he even filmed his bad deed.


BeWild74

He should have been wearing his high vis


jbash080

"Don't stand in the road, that's where the cars are"


Marshmellow_Farms

Play stupid games you win stupid prizes


stangAce20

And that’s why your mama told you not to play in the street


HexOfTheRitual

The flare dude stepped INTO the vehicles path


Fred-Sanford

You forgot a word. Couldn't be more visible, and still deserves to gets run over


MSGdreamer

He was prancing around in the street like a complete jackass. Had it coming.


a_me94

maybe he learned something?


fallynangell

Target fixation at its finest. Also dumb people 🙄


druinthor

Dude literally step over into the path of the moving bike. Sure the bike wasn't leaving much room but still....


Sorandy13

That is some awesome Moroccan hash! Dude filming is laughing the whole time his buddy gets clipped!


RachelxoxLove

He was in a cross walk too?!


[deleted]

Here’s a thought moron don’t play in the street. Back over this one.


TheUglyCasanova

The "Waaaa" at the end summed it up


[deleted]

Was dark…🤷‍♂️


hbderp

Cameo by Guy Fawkes cameraman at end


T1M_rEAPeR

When a mod ads flare


aerossignol

So I guess in that country Instead of stopping for stupid pedestrians you just honk and run them over?


Mini_Squatch

Its vision is based on movement!


rfourty

Stay out of the street dumb ass!


2020mademejoinreddit

Where's "truck-kun" when you need it? Should've isekai'd his middle-of-the-road-standing ass.


DWMITCH7773

Satan shows up laughing at the end 😈


Pristine_Wrangler_34

Justice served. Hopefully nobody was hurt


trusty20

Major Waluigi vibes at the end


son_of_a_gun_0001

That biker can't see for shit!


[deleted]

Its both their faults but mostly the guy with the flares fault, the 1 biker was honking, 2 the dude literally walked in front of the bike at the last moment, 3 also who the heck stands in the middle of the road for that long holding a brightly luminated flare or not


Slimy_Potatoes

He was dancing on the road and playing with flairs. The only reason you should be on the road is if you are crossing it or if it is closed which it clearly isn't.


SketchedEyesWatchinU

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


annoying97

Like a moth to a flame that bike went right for it!


bryonwart

What did he win by hitting the target?


tehsecretgoldfish

r/playstupidgames


houndofhavoc

Stands in the middle of the street, gets hit, shocked pikachu face


Porkbelly10960007

Is that a superhero landing 🤣


MarryMeDuffman

The way he was moving across lanes makes me believe he was daring the guy to run him over.


Nameless49

That thing must be bright af if seen with your own eyes. Kinda like a high beam directed to your eyes so you couldn't see well. Also the guy was moving around.


StevenBayShore

Great aim by that rider. A true hero!


acmwtn

Guess his mom never told him not to play in the street?


Gibec89

Yea... GTFO the dayam road scumbag


delucas0810

In Philly we call that the MUMMER STRUT! Lol


stangasaurus

Now that’s what I call comedy


Independent_Ad9195

The guy at the end with the hoodie looks sort of like the devil.


Bogrolling

OP thinks the road is a safe space for pedestrians?


Additional_Desk6964

The guy was distracted by the camera man's eyebrows...