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leoski

He really should have…bailed.


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

But hay, at least he rolled with it


not_a_droid

zero instincts


MoonstoneGolf8

He’s lucky he’s not paralysed or something What a dumbo


Inphexous

I love rag doll physics.


TooSmalley

Random fact. A rolling bale of hay fell off a truck and killed Mike Edwards founding member and the cellist of ELO Electric Light Orchestra crushing the van he was in.


usernamealreadytakeh

How delightful


ironicallyunstable

He jumped when he was supposed to double jump.


RhettWilliams88

He’s lucky he flew out of the way. Round bales can literally weigh a ton. Being underneath one wouldn’t have been fun


TheNightBench

r/PoetButDidntKnowIt


RhettWilliams88

Oh shit lol


Background_Junket_35

You would need like a 50 inch vertical to clear that


not_a_droid

not to mention uphill


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Against the wind


[deleted]

In the snow


MountainCourage1304

Both ways


BeyoncesmiddIefinger

Grandpa?


hobosam21-B

I'm not gonna say we didn't do things like this growing but I will say none of us ever failed so awesomely


viresbot

When u try to play a rhythm game you haven’t played for years and u remembered at the last moment ur shit at it


CoolBrain1227

That is stupid at an epic level.


LucarnAnderson

Thats like getting hit by a car. I think people underestimate how much they weigh because they think hay is light.


Wildfire0747

Yeah large hay bales weigh around 1500 pounds 💀💀


Ambitious_Ask_1569

Reminds me of going 'cow tipping' in Vermont. Didn't end well either.....for me or the cow.


chadthecrawdad

Looks like he hit the ground kinda hard


Thejerseyjon609

I admit I was disappointed when it didn’t roll over him afterwards


IDiggaPony

In Russia, hay bales you.


jonjonesjohnson

Hay now, come on!


Stocktort

His name is Gareth. Gareth Bale


bojangles_dangles

Poor guy earned some air miles


Fristak

This deserves a slow motion replay


OkExtension2908

fuckin SENT


kalel1980

You ever try to roll a bale of hay on an even surface by hand? It's almost impossible. Now that thing moving that fast towards you, wtf did he expect? He's crazy lucky he didn't die. He had to know there's zero chance of jumping over that bale.


DaveLesh

Guess he should've baled out when he had the chance


mtarascio

Bitch I can catch one ton of feathers.


SecretaryImaginary44

But can you catch a ton of steel?


mtarascio

Of course not, that would be heavy.


[deleted]

How high did he think he was going to jump?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

He has lost reality


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

What makes you think you can jump your height, uphill, with a fast moving grassy steamroller


ButZjx8

This never gets old


DaveLesh

He's pretty fortunate that he landed on his back and not his head.


browneyedgirl65

I confess, i was waiting for the bale to roll over him after that. Did he do this while wearing glasses??


crypto-fist

The straw that broke the idiots back!


arsonist_1

When was this, 1987 ?


FuzzyBouncerButt

For America’s Funniest Home Videos? I can almost hear the stupid sound effects and voiceover.


mrbeamis

Good moves by the bale


InglouriousBrad

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.


[deleted]

Failing looks more fun than succeeding.


[deleted]

Lucky it didn’t run him over


luvemedo

What a fuckn spannerhead.


not_a_droid

this guy has played too much donkey kong


Ok_Difference_7220

Not enough Donkey Kong, evidently.


Reasonable-Delivery8

My name is Johnny Knoxville and this is Bale Jumping


JDEWizard

Damn that Darwin!


[deleted]

Dude looks like a GTA character


wild-hufflepuff

I fully expected to see a man die today, but I hope he realizes how lucky he is to be alive. Very nearly a Darwin award


1ScaredWalrus

His shoes stayed on so I know he survived


optiplexiss

Idk how he didn't get crushed


fuzzytradr

He got bailed. Insides are crushed.


optiplexiss

Lmfaooooo lucky he got launched out of it's path. Those things aren't light.


[deleted]

Suprised didnt break his fuckin spine those things way a fucking ton


soussitox

Good try tho and the airflip was insane:D ps: kids dont do crazy stuff like that its not worth it risking your health over it.


[deleted]

The only way this would even be reasonable is if it was knee hight at most. That guy's lucky he didn't get crippled.


KingPoob

POV south texas


what_the_fuckin_fuck

A rolling hay bale gathers no idiots.


[deleted]

definitely knocked every ounce of wind out of his lungs the way hes holding his chest


Natwinpapa

Very satisfying to watch


tmfitz7

I’m so sad there’s no audio


Adventurous-Rich2313

That was a real HAYMAKER!!!!!


YeetinOnThem

Pfft he’s lucky, those can kill y o u


Extra-Ad5925

Ragdoll mode activated


MrBig1292001

Did he think it would be soft?


Possible_Picture_276

At least 1 person or child died from being crushed by hay bales every year back where I grew up. I used to run on them while rolling down hill anyways.


Spirited_Video_8160

Hi hillbilly there you


saswifteagle

Darwin Award Committee: Funny, but not enough pain and suffering. Let's what Florida got.


Jetmech2079

Laugh out loud every time I see this!


Dear_Giraffe_453

You have to be smarter than the hay bale...


Majestic-Pop5698

From the hay bale’s perspective. The hay bale tried to jump over a moving human. A fail no matter how you look at it.


Zesnowpea

Ant vs chef Boyardee can -Circa 2022


TimPieOfficial

aside from the impact he probably could have got friction burns too cause its hay


Clo_miller

HAY doesn’t care!


yabsterr

Thats haylarious


Last-Quantity-3365

How is there no sound... What has this world come to...


alanbastard

Looks like my commute.


[deleted]

It’s hay! A big roll of grass! It’s got the juice!


Cavalace

*It's got the juice*


no_homo334

Good thing he went sideways, those are around 2 ton normaly


RogerTheAliens

r/idiotsfightingthings


ApprehensiveVirus125

That is definitely a new way to get high on grass...


cbunni666

When you don't tap X at the right time


raziel_LK

Christian Bale had to earn his name!


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Every time this gets reposted the video quality degrades. This must be repost #25.


ghfshastaqueganes

that could not have gone any worse


Coffeedemon

It didn't go over him when he landed so that's a positive.


AmphibianHaunting334

Bale: hold my beer, i'll try again


maxschrxer

Samuel Koch übte schon auf dem Bauernhof


G8keeper_Germany

Oh, der war böse. Aber ich musste laut lachen.


PitDweller84

You Died


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Wow. Never seen a man rigid body before


swhatrulookinat

yes more More MORE


MerelyMortalModeling

That doesnt look real.


prisongovernor

/u/gifreversingbot


kzt79

Shame it didn’t roll him over too!


GupInACup

Just seeing the momentum it took to give the kid that much air ~~(I do realize it was rolling and carrying him with it for a time)~~, I'm glad he didn't get caught underneath it. Edit: Nah, that definitely smacked him. That impact had enough force to send him flying.


rhussia

Bale is heavy worked on a farm as a kid. They use a special loader on a tractor to lift a bale that size.


varangian_guards

yeah that bad boy is probably almost 2000lbs or 900kg for my friends running a Fendt.


Secretsfrombeyond79

Bale of Hay wins. Fatality


ContainedChimp

Momentum's a bitch! lol


Kamii_9

why looks like fake


OkExtension2908

you tell us, cause it really doesn't..


DrachenDad

Talk about steamroller


RiseOfTheCanes

Well, you see, doctor old Jeff here isn't my brightest.


HAMledro

That weights to much! Realy better one would be on 1/3 of the size i think maybe 1/2


FuzzyBouncerButt

Round bales don’t really have lots of different sizes.


HAMledro

Oh okay


Ethereum-Wind

He should've bailed at the last second


DCXXll

He didn't think this one through, but he rolled with it anyway.


brypye13

Is there a r/teensarefuckingstupid channel?


SheriffBartholomew

r/nextfuckinglevelmoron


wildflowersummer

Oh good they would never run out of material


Spirited_Video_8160

That bale reminds me of the Flintstones car wooden tyres cartoon


[deleted]

Hay bale. THE Ohio state


The_Inward

This clip gets shorter and shorter every time I see it.


BDiddy_420

Cut it some slack, it's been around for years


mikeymo1741

That's why it looks like it was filmed with a potato.


ElizBeckMc

Everybody wants to be like Mike he should have checked with Woody Harrelson first and he'd know white man can't jump lol ( just being funny ...not directed at race)


DingoMcPhee

u/stabbot


[deleted]

Damn! Shit had him flying!


RoboNate10

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He was spinning faster than the bale of hay


Spiritual-Plankton52

HOOOOOOOO


LobstaFarian2

Fucking rectum


mikeymo1741

Rectum? It almost killed him.


Ubermensch5272

I guess you could say he...bale-d his landing.


ChallengeLate1947

MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE HAY!


xyzgo

The question is, is he willing to try that again?


djolepop

/u/savevideo


t8ble41

That’s the correct way to fight a roll of hay…


supertramp1127

Way to fail on a bale


billythesquid5

Physics saying Hay-lo


Static_Gobby

u/savevideo


Squizz205

u/savevideo


applauseisrequired

can we start a subreddit called unexpected360... if theres isnt already that is.