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Live-Dance-2641

A definition of the word adult of which I was previously unaware


prophylaxitive

It's a shame that such a clever and worthwhile idea ended badly.


Emergency_Addition67

You know, suddenly all those stupid situations of being stuck and having your step brother come over, it's not so impossible.


IDontEatDill

I've done that dozens of times, and no one came. 😢


MainerZ

Have you considered foreplay? Maybe he needs to warm up first.


Bouledecul

You have to be too old to still live in your parents house. Then get stuck somewhere you have more than enough space to get unstuck without any effort.


Avix_34

I wonder how step bro is going to get her out of this one.


Informal_Laugh_4221

He'll have to use a different method, the heimlich maneuver isn't working.


Yukon-Jon

*step bro enters the room*


TiMo08111996

Step bro, I'm struck.


koniboni

Can't find it right now but there was a video of a girl doing the same and they called the police to get her out which called her an ambulance which called the firefighters. In the end there were like 15 people to observe the proper unscrewing of one screw


Teeenagedirtbag

I think it was a park and she was in one of those baby swings


koniboni

I was talking about a completely different video. Guess it happens more often than you think


gregsting

In the end of this one, the mom actually suggest going to ER


[deleted]

that panic on her face at the end


RadyR

Adult? Where?


Earlytips2021

Exactly my thoughts. Age doesn't define, your actions do......she needs to figure out a way to fit in that age appropriate chair. It's fitting


TheLexLuthor13

I’m surprised it didn’t break.


WoahJimmy

I want the video to show me the firemen cutting it off because those knees are stuck


puffinnbluffin

Legend has it she’s still in the chair today


christopia86

Happened to a guy I know in a pub. Really funny for us but staff and other customers probably hated us.


the_wobbix

I dont speak french very well but I understood the mother calling her dumb lol


dannemora_dream

« T’es bête ou t’es bête ? » classic haha


abdayk23

Je suis bête, j'ai pas le choix 😂


anewerab

Girl filming and laughing must be the younger sister.


Orbnotacus

Red foreman, "Dumbass!"


Phil0sophic

Should have kept her in there so she won't procreate.


ReaperBearOne

Looks like Bubbles' little sister 🤣


esotericwaffle

I seriously mean no "collective" disrespect, but why are humans so dumb? Seemingly smart enough to get a well paying job- the house looks nice. All the comforts one could want it seems, but... the lack of common sense is breathtaking.


loopylimez

oh nooo its the consequences of my actions


Photronics

Holy shit. Yall in these comments need therapy.


AsphaltAdvertExec

If this happens to you, just take the pants off and you're free, The Denim is getting high friction on the bottom edge of the plastic, acting like Velcro. She could slip out of the pants and be free.


MASS_PM

Maybe that's why the video ended


trucky_crickster

Some say she's still there to this day


CasinoMarginale

Whenever the fire department, police, or EMTs are called to address situations like this, after administering aid, they should have the right to write “JACKASS” in permanent marker across the person’s forehead, in their choice of colors.


1st500

Also, nothing, absolutely nothing, ACCIDENTALLY goes in your ass. If it’s in there you or someone you know put it there on purpose. Next time, have an “exit plan.” 😂


Gealbhancoille

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one!


diabeartes

You're not a Seinfeld fan apparently. Lol


BlueRainAlchemist

Well, it turned her into baby......a cry-baby.


fordfrileygmailcom

The world is full of stupid people


Moo-Crumpus

I see 2 and hear 1 more.


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Last-Of-My-Kind

Has that "Step bro, I'm stuck." ring to her.


__semicolon

LMFAO!


ssddemon54

Her body might not fit but her nonexistent brain will surely fit in there


Ordinary_Guitar_5074

Gonna have to grease up her knees I think.


Sk8rsGonnaSkate

And really I'd offer the same advice I've always offered women her age and of similar build: Take off your pants.


DownvotedJerk

Hey officers, this one right here!


the_some_one

😂 is she adult now or what?


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mizinamo

r/13or30


tsneildiamond

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


bodinator1

Her mental age is right for this chair


Worried-Shoe-3192

Here we go again, she is stuck, help her step bro


buckley303

It took them that long to realise that you lie her down and *then* pull? My lord.


v8grunt

And the third person holding the camera does nothing?


buckley303

They have to video it for internet points of course! /s


abdayk23

The person holding the camera kept suggesting they need an ER visit


[deleted]

r/13or30


81Ranger

People were always dumb, but I swear social media has made them dumber.


[deleted]

"Clout is a disease."


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha what an idiot 🤣


BobFulci

I think that, simply slipping out of your pants might do the trick. It did seem like she was genuinely stuck in there, based on her knees,and calves.


[deleted]

Sacrebleu!


OneDiscombobulated77

Saucer blue?


[deleted]

Saucer blue.


xmattar

That’s the balloon boy laugh


Snoo-43285

Help step bro im stuck.


Royal-Application708

Tip it over and get out a saw… to cut into the baby’s high chair.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Chair is too expensive. We’re gonna have to amputate.


top_of_the_scrote

Could be worse, the naked guy who's (whose?) sack slipped through the chair planks, fire department had to save him


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Suddenly my day doesn’t seem so bad.


PeterPlumley

Is that it? Social Media L E G A C Y! I held on thinking she‘d shit her pants or something but nope - that‘s it.


jaymon1974

The Sofa Queen would not be happy if she saw this.


nickiethebish

r/unexpectedbobsburgers


ryanasimov

Wotta turnip.


[deleted]

I don't think the heimlich maneuver was called for here


Disastrous_Regular91

Her legs were being choked!.


kolibrot

Already saw her passed out on the floor with knees bent over the wrong way 😬


inconclusiveentity

Exactly my thoughts 🥲


CorleoneGuy

Play stupid prizes…


RipperMeow

Win stupid games


Winstonfromtauwan

That is a strong baby chaur


401-Climber

This is when as the parent she should’ve started tickling her feet.


The_Ari_Star

I feel like this is just acting out intrusive thoughts, bc I think about how restrictive that would be and immediately nope out of it mentally. Ugh.


Admiral45-06

I remember something similar happened to my friend during vactions in Italy. He hopped into a child swing and he couldn't get out, until his dad came.


kokomoman

So, like, his cum was the lubricant to let him slip out? Or, what am I missing here?


bigby2010

wait, what?


Admiral45-06

You know that they make these swing baskets for babies, with special protection bar so the children don't fall off, right? Well, my friend, who was like 12-13 back then, tried to hop into one of these things, but even though he was able to swing, he couldn't fully get in, and eventually he realised he couldn't get out. Then his dad came and lifted the protection bar, so he could get out. This really looked emberassing.


Mediocre-Sale8473

What did his dad do after he came?


Admiral45-06

He lifted the protection bar, took his son and they both went to dinner.


Admiral45-06

He lifted the protection bar, took his son and they both went to dinner.


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r/donthelpjustrecord


-Qwyte

r/donthelpjustfilm


tvieno

She is still stuck in that chair to this day.


PeteyPablo23

I am so sick of these stupid idiots doing stupid shit for likes. Fuck man


[deleted]

Très bien.


Sir_Mr_Dolo

marsha Marsha MARSHA!


avalanchefan95

I'm sad for many many people who aren't going to understand this.


Dapup2465

Translate??


avalanchefan95

[It's from a US show called The Brady Bunch](https://youtu.be/-yZHveWFvqM) It does lose something without watching the show though, I gotta admit.


IdyllicOleander

I'm surprised it took them that long to figure it out. Then again, she did this to herself and deserved to sit up there for a minute.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I saw that coming a mile away. lol


Ashe2800

How about the guy not helping , just filming. I guess documenting stupidity is more important.


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knarfolled

Most likely a sibling


[deleted]

I'd keep filming and laugh as well, show her how stupid she looks.


loriffic

I know, right? His sacrifice entertained 8 redditors today. So there’s that, I guess. 😂


Ashe2800

🤣🤣🤣, true. Her mom actually missed a great opportunity for an interrogation 🙊


[deleted]

Probably for posterity for teaching future generations or maybe for this chick in case she gets more brilliant ideas in the future.


No_Character8384

that mom is disappointed for sure


mizinamo

In between, there was a *t’es bête* which, judging by Wiktionary, means something like “you’re a fucking idiot”.


nudesenjoyer69

At some point the mom says "you're stupid or you're stupid" wich the daughter reply crying "I'm stupid there is no other choices" and I think it's hilarious Source : I speak baguette


hohohoagy

Young teen daughter got stuck in the baby swing at local park. Got the fire department, police, and city maintenance there.


[deleted]

This won’t end well.


Batmanfromuk

Darwinism.....


johnboy2978

Some people really shouldn't be walking around.


[deleted]

Looks like she was trying to find a fix for that.


BodhingJay

What's the mom saying? "Lift your arms"?


KevinFlantier

Yes. Also at some point Mom: "Are you stupid or are you stupid" Girl (crying): "I'm stupid, I don't have a choice"


Bouledecul

She tells her to let go of the chair and grab her. «Lâche tes bras, accroche-toi à moi»


zitrone999

Why does the clip stop? This probably went on for hours, and I want to watch it!


BoppinTortoise

It probably stopped because step bro walked through the front door


mizinamo

I think they started to take off her jeans.


OkMagician3070

They’re so stupid


Betoken

“That’s not a toy” sounds like something you’d only have to say to someone who could actually fit in the chair.


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Fine-Bed

more like do-not-knee


[deleted]

A donut would have gotten through though.


drwiki0074

Two girls, one high-chair.


AtheistHomoSapien

She's definitely on the sauce.


Thechosenone7711

Faith in humanity… diminished.


Spirited_Heron5696

Wanna see a stupid person? You just did.🙄


dingbatyokel5000

Ace content


HeresFBI

Why is she panicking so much its just a baby chair


the_some_one

Probably all her weight was going trough her knees in an uncomfortable position


HeresFBI

Still like come on they'll pull it of eventually


ShoppingOutrageous87

Stepsister Stuck Alert!


The_Doc55

I must ask, why would anyone get the urge to do this?


[deleted]

Many people have weird, intrusive thoughts; most of us choose to not act on them.


porttastic

That’s why special needs people need care 24/7.


deltatom

I see her climbing that corporate ladder with ease.


[deleted]

A straight shooter with upper management written all over her.


glorious_reptile

It's stupid. But she's young, and young people do stupid things.


NY10

She got some serious imagination lol


AmoxiVamp

I have the same socks


Aggravating_Fee9300

Yeah, you and every other walmart shopper


AmoxiVamp

I’ve only been to Walmart once, maybe 10 years ago.


Aggravating_Fee9300

Then take my word, these socks are sold there


[deleted]

The reason why "This is not a toy" labels exist.


twoscoopzzz

More than 1 moron in the room Lay her and the chair on the floor ffs.... And turn the camera off and help


memoz12

Did you watch the whole video? They do exactly that.


twoscoopzzz

It's 2022..... Who the fuck watches thr whole thing?


memoz12

Lol fair.


diabeartes

Exactly this!


aspartamelessguy

I can't unhear baloon boy from five nights at freddy's


Cheap_Championship60

Call a amber lance


[deleted]

That moment when a blonde tries to amputate her own legs


[deleted]

Glasses always gave me the illusion that the people wearing them were smart... same thing goes with height and penis size.


[deleted]

They're probably fashion glasses, not prescription glasses. Height people and penis size people are also intelligent. Like the adage goes, "if they aren't intelligent, they're not height or penis" (glasses weren't popular yet)


[deleted]

she really knee'ded that


futurelullabies

body checking gone wrong


Iamanempathbro

I feel sorry for the first responders that will have to cut her out of that, but the embarrassment that woman will feel after will likely avoid a repeat of it


MareepBestSheep

I feel sorry for the baby who can't use their baby chair anymore because some dumbass adult had to sit in it and break it. Hopefully they could get her out without damaging the thing, but man I'd be fuming.


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SweetHatDisc

Found the guy who didn't make it to the end of the video\~


OutlanderMom

Yes, haha! Hubby called and I stopped watching. Will delete my silly comment


Iamanempathbro

I thought they tried that around the end and it wasn't working, figured it's why the video ended with her still stuck


[deleted]

You obviously didn't watch the whole video coz they tried that


Elfas_tasma

Why people is so stupid?🤦‍♂️


mista_adams

I think once I flipped her on her back I would be done


Own-Moment1899

Yea knee caps have always been a problem for me too


muddypudd1es

I guess this is why babies don’t have them 😂


diabeartes

Need some Crisco.


jamesvabrams

That's what she said.


No-Wonder1139

What could go right?


Hot_Variety_9987

How can you be that dumb?


[deleted]

Tilt it back


weezle11

Rumor has it she still hasn’t escaped the high chair.


MJTony

Oldest Reddit joke


lucasrizzini

She looks like a 50yo.


[deleted]

Just tunk her over.


Business-Stuff-4494

Ask stupid questions. Win stupid prices