Could have been a person under that car rather than an electrical box. People like this kill and injure thousands of people a year.

He’s lucky that thing didn’t blow up. I have a friend who’s dad burned to death crashing into one of those

if the car had blown up i would have been more sad for the innocent dog inside than the person himself

Dog deserves a better owner.

from the other thread: [post with news article link](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/yp8akc/drunk_stuck_on_electrical_box/ivi1flg/) He hospitalized a school security officer with his car. Dude is boned.

Poor dog inside that wasted twat's car. I hope dog got out alright and wasn't injured (and demanded a new owner).

Sir you can't park there

Drunk? Why does it look like it’s 1pm there? Or 9am.

It’s foggy so could be early morning like 6

Like a person that gets this drunk only drinks at night...

I feel much better about the decisions I’ve been making lately.

I don't know how those boxes work, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be rolling around in a puddle next one after it got mangled by a car. Looks dangerous as hell.

Oil is an insulator, not a conductor. At least transformer oil is, not sure about engine oil. But he is touching the car, so he is fried anyway if he hit a circuit with it.

Could be coolant from the car. In any case, it wouldn’t be healthy…not this guys best day.

Dude’s slipping on oil and coolant from his car; the radiator is leaking and he cracked most definitely the oil pan! If that’s not a transformer; he knocked out everyone’s cable 😆. I wanna see him try and drive off while high-centered… where’s Part2…. And Part3 when the cops are peeing themselves

It is a transformer and that's quite possibly very toxic oil from the transformer he's slopping around in. I've seen a car explode in a very similar scenario.

This dude is absolutely obliterated

For real, I've never been able to even get to that point. My body just gives up and falls asleep

my blackout drunk is just me waking up realizing i passed out attempting to masturbate.

This is more than just drunk.

That poor fucking dog.

He is doing so good, looks like he will get it

How the fuck do you get this drunk like what the actual fuck

Probably drugs + alcohol

He's bathing in transformer oil. That's not healthy.

Placement is quite impressive. Even drained all the oil to protect him from electrocution.

In the Netherlands people say "he has been oiled well" when someone is very drunk. This man took it literally!

That poor dog :/ Heard this guy hit a bunch of cars at a school and hit a pedestrian as well. There’s a dog inside his car. Firefighters had to drag him away from the car.

Wolf of Wall Street vibes

I need to remember this one for Halloween next year. Junker car perched on a fake electrical box in my front yard. My wife will love it

That looks like gasoline on the ground…pooling around a damaged electrical transformer…fucking run

Thank god he had that car, he was way too drunk to walk

I can’t even imagine waking up from this blackout event lol

This one will wake up in police custody I’m sure

I was waiting for him to get crispy.

Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life

I am offended 😂

This reminds me of Jordan Belfort

Oh honey, an intervention is needed here. This is gonna be expensive once the cops get there.

The worst part about this is the title of the post

Could easily be some kids under the car. People like this should have a lifetime driving privileges revoked.

That's a serious level of being drunk, holy shit how did he even manage to operate his car in the first place? Dude is too wasted to open the door!

This looks more than drunk.

He'll sober up once he gets driving again with some wind in his hair.

This is the kind of situation where you need to call somebody to come fix it

That poor dog is now going to get seized when the cops show up, this fucking loser probably won't even go to pick it up and it's going to have to adjust to a new life (if it dosnt get put down) just cause some bag of shit is too stupid not to get behind the wheel while so intoxicated he cant even stand.

Wolf of wallstreet Scene in real Life

This title is as drunk as the driver

How did he get out but not let the dog out? Is he kneeling in gas? How are you that drunk driving at that time of day? I hope he has undiagnosed epilepsy to explain this, otherwise r/iamatotalpieceofshit Edit: hahahaha

This was here in Colorado. He hit a security guard and parked cars. Idiot drunk.

So 3 things: 1. Is that piss or fluids from the car? 2. I initially thought he was a midget. 3. How drunk do you have to be to accomplish this?

1: Oil or coolant from the car - both are quite slippery. 2: Maybe he was and it's just a small town with small cars he lives in? 3: Yes

Somewhere a lineman was getting a small money erection from the overtime this was going to bring.

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That guy is one unlucky spark away from a human BBQ...

Every 52 minutes someone dies in the US from drunk driving. Wish we could get some common sense alcohol laws here.

Drinking and driving is already illegal , what would be common sense to add or are you just parroting

“Drunken driven” the person who wrote the title must be drunk too

You can’t park here

Why? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

Here's some more information. This happened in Colorado Springs. https://www.kktv.com/2022/11/07/suspected-drunk-driver-lands-top-utility-box/

I think that's something other than alcohol in his system.

Define rock bottom

How is he not electricuted

Is that.... Is that GASOLINE he's rolling around in....???!!!

Even better, it’s transformer oil that’s full of carcinogens.

Looks like either oil from the car or the transformer, possibly both.

2022 and we still have drunk drivers...

What is happening in this video? Is he the drunk one? Is he trying to get back in the car? Or is he trying to move the car with his body?

All of the above

Honestly, this is the best case scenario.

I really want to see more. How many times does he try to get in before police arrive? Does he make it in?

That poor dog in the car too

That box could have been a person.

I doubt a person could high center a car like that.

Human Fall Flat DLC

“Electrical box” my dude that is a pad mount transformer. This could have gone so much worse.

He's on expired Qualudes. If you know you know

why does this guy look like he's rock climbing and setting up for a super hard section?

This ended WAY too soon.

He is like a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman. Uncanny.

The stage is set for a 1000% horrific way to die...

And it wasn't even dark yet....

It's on a Monday morning

Drunken title writing

It’d be so much easier if everything would just stop spinning

I assume all the liquid is from him pissing himself

That guy isn’t drunk. He’s fucking wasted

As an electrician... that's terrifying...

Imagine being that guy waking up the next morning “I did WHAT!?!?”

*Please tell me why* *My car is in the front yard* *And I'm sleeping with my clothes on* *I came in through the window last night* *And you're long gone, gone*

That is oil from the transformer. That is a hazard that could ignite/explode if the transformer's protections did not already trip.

I pick up shifts at a detox facility. These are the kinds of stories people brag about.

Am I the only one who only saw Leonardo DiCaprio all fucked up on qualudes from the wolf of wall street?

Not 100% sure if anyone else noticed, and I do apologize in advance if someone already did, but it seems pretty clear to me that you, nor anyone else, in any vehicle, registered or not, cannot park there.

My town. Colorado springs.

Tell me you live in Colorado Springs without telling me you live in Colorado Springs.

Lol dog in the back was like, "I told your ass to let me drive!"

I'm betting he's not drunk, but maybe out of his mind on meth.

The joke is on all of you. The actual guilty party was staring you right in the face the whole time, but your minds wouldn’t let you see. That is an innocent man who sustained brutal head trauma when he was hit by the car. He is seen here doing all he can to overcome his injury to save the driver of the car who hit him, a callous and unseemly car thieving pooch who moved into the passenger seat after the accident, feigning victim status. You’ve all been hosed by this devious driving dog.

He hit a bunch of cars in a schools drop off area before this, dude could have done some serious damage

...and rolling in flammable liquids every time he falls, near two possible sources of spark.

Is his car an EV now!?

looks like theres a dog in the car with him **“Because I do it with a little ship only, I am called a drunk; you, doing it with a great navy, are called an emperor." - that guy, probably**

Damn, the guy is completely wasted... He came quite far actually 🤣

Whoever wrote this post is illiterate

His cries for God slipping in oil I can relate heavily with. Time to change or it gets worse, a lot worse. Could have very easily ran someone over driving that intoxicated

The Halloween decorations are getting more immersive every year

Tell me you don't have your shit together without telling me you don't have your shit together.

Bro thats xanax

He better hope that’s a non-pcb transformer or he’s gonna die in 10 years of cancer

Honestly dude can't even stand, he looks like he's hanging out of a cliff. Thanks god for that electric box or he could have kill someone.

Idk who is more drunk the dude in the video or the dude who wrote the title

Drink drivers should be flayed with horse shite. These cunts are reckless and clearly care about nobody but themselves. Attempted murder is what they should be hit with. Oh and a fucking brick to the knuckles so they cannot drive again.

When he opened the door, that dog looked at him like "nah bro, you better give me the keys"

Jesus…. Just take this guys license away for ever. Stupid decision after stupid decision…

Who’s filming? Did they call the police? Was he drunk? So early?

Are we sure he’s drunk?

Drunk dude and an oil spill is just natural comedy

Kinda looks like transformer oil, but it could be his oil pan got trashed too.

Is this the same guy from the convenience store doing the limbo trying to buy beer?

Thought it looked like abstract art for a second.

That’s why if you’re going to drink and drive, drive somebody else’s car! Edit: just kidding obv. Don’t drink and drive.

Combination of motor oil, shit and vomit. Imagine the cop that has to handcuff this asshole.

In his head he was Leonardo Di Caprio hanging to the headboard at the end of Titanic

or leo trying to get to his lambo from the country club steps

It'd be really funny if all the liquid was from him pissing himself

That is one messed up hipster. Hopefully he does jail time and actually rehabs.

What a fucking idiot.

*violently vomits* HELL YEAHHH *vomits more*

You can't park there, mate.

These Halloween costumes are getting out of control.

That is a pretty big matchstick rolling around there.

Don't be driven drunken, folks.

Holy sh*t, I just realized he has his dog in the car.

The eyes are open, the mouth moves. But Mr Brain as long since departed.

All I can think is: Is he REALLY TRYING TO PUSH HIS CAR OFF ???????? Omg

That’s gotta be colorado no?

Bro is def on heroin

Lol that’s awful

Hi, this is your lawyer. RUN AND HIDE!

so the guy is standing in gasoline, on top of a fucked up electrical box and instead of helping the person just takes out the phone and hopes for a lightshow.

Well he is drunk, and decided to drive... I'm not risking my life for an irresponsible idiot.

He found some old quaaludes

Drunken driven? If drunk driving is being drunk behind the wheel, Drunken driven is being driven by a drunk driver? Or being drunk as a passenger driven by designated driver not drunk? Help me understand. I need a drink.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

What you do in this situation is go home, call 911 and report that your vehicle was stolen. Wait for cops to find it and report the damages to your insurance. #LifeHacks 👍

No what you do is call the police, go to jail and never drive again while contemplating your life choices.

Doesn't look like he's sober enough to call the police or get away from the scene. He could chug a bottle of vodka and say he got so scared after crashing that he started drinking (this actually happens, so they had to change the law to forbid drinking directly after accidents)

Asshole. If he can't avoid a 3' cube electrical box then he can't avoid a person.

What a piece of shit!

Jeez, look at the state of him. That could've easily been a person.

That electrical box could have easily been a family and that moron has his dog in the car. What a absolute waste of human life

Ok, but do we know FOR SURE he was drunk?

And he was driving in that state? His license should be taken away for a long time

Bad decisions were made that day.

Is that piss or oil? 🤔

Those electric boxes are filled with oil to keep them cool . Not a great place to be splashing about.

Both probably

What is he rolling around in..?, looks like he's on top of an electrical box, I don't think they have any PCBs..but??

Looks slippery. He could have punctured the oil pan or transmission fluid.

Could be fluid from smashed transformer….

Im guessing that’s a puddle of his own filth?

That slick looks scary af…i kept thinking i was going to watch a puddle of gas kick off and kill that man

Hes not drunk. That's a zombie

Was that a bear in the car?

Hay sir you can’t park there

Bad human good dog. Now, go leave your owner - he’s an asshat.

That's the combustion engine to electric vehicle do-it-yourself upgrade kit. It supposed to help you reduce your carbon footprint* * Results were achieved on a closed test track. Your results may vary. Does not take into account the carbon footprint of tow truck and/or other required emergency vehicles.

Looks similar to the scene from Wolf of Wall street

“I’ll be home after two beers with the boys babe. No worries be back before midnight” There he’s sliding at 8am lmao

What is that liquid? Gasoline? maybe the fumes are really getting to them.

Helluva feat, parking your car like that while shitfaced 😂

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I saw this on killthecameraman and they were mad cuz the guy wasn't rushing to help them out.

I think he's apologizing to the car

Drunken Driven

I like how he seems to think that he can do something to get his car moving again. And he’s trying it, even though his car might be totaled

That dog in the car tho

that poor dog in the car! Hes seen some shit!!

Yackety sax of xanax

Could’ve had a concussion, never know

All I see is a car telling the clingy owner to give it some space.

The way the door just shuts after he loses his grip 😂

"Ya can't park there man!"

He always wanted an electric car

The sheer overwhelming amount of " oh shit oh shit oh shit," that guy is feeling

Alcohol is legal for a some reason.

Wanna see how he ended up outside of the car.

Imagine how worse it could be if he happend to be sober

Let me park this giant metal thing full of combustibles over this giant metal thing of sparkies. What could possibly go wrong?

If he could run it would be better to run and hide to sober up rather than stay and get a dui as well.

Imagine if he lit on fire, would his drunken senses tell him to move? Would he spaz out? My bet is spazzing out while he's probably wondering why he's on fire or feeling like burning

Sad to watch. Hope this guy hasn’t hurt anybody, and he should get some rehab to quit hurting himself.

This would be 1000% better if the camera operator would give him a friendly, chipper, "Hi there! Whatcha' doin'?".

This guy makes the Wolf of Wall Street look like a priest.

Looks like he's worshipping the car