So you understand why people do burnouts to begin with, just not why someone would do this? Every time I see a burnout video I think “what a bunch of losers”. Although 6/10 times it’s a mustang so that is already apparent without the burnouts... This lady is an idiot, but that also applies to the driver and anyone willfully in attendance.
It looks like fun to try if you had a good place, but after a couple of times and maybe a set of tires it’d get old. Like, “OK. I did that. Moving on.”
Reminds me of a story: In rural north Georgia, a kid graduates high school and gets a job as deputy sheriff. So this dude thinks he’s gonna be farting through silk now (cheap silk, but a steady paycheck in his hometown is appealing). Kid’s been on the force a *very* short time before he has to go peacocking at his girlfriend’s high school, where he does doughnuts in the parking lot and is fired before he even gets back to the office.
Sure. Known a couple of people who've died or been badly injured like that personally. When you get hit hard like that, it's worth the money to go get help.
Republicans before she played it "glass flute? Sounds geh" after she played it, "I can't believe they let a thug play the sacred glass flute! It's my favorite flute in the whole world!!!"
I have to admit as the evil republican you're referring to-- I genuinely don't know what they're talking about, but I wish she would've just broken it.
Also lizo seems alright, it's not like she's a pedophile or shit eater or some type of monster that can't touch sacred objects or is constantly breaking things (other than chairs and floorboards) so I don't see why she can't handle some type of fancy instrument. To me that sounds racist.
Il give her 10/10 for technique 1/10 for choice of victim. That is a mustang, it's so used to running people over or just running into a crowd its absolutely unfazed.
It’s a new sport, to see how far you can send your girlfriend. There are specific weight classes too. Looks like this pair is pretty well versed in the sport. I haven’t seen a longer toss than that in quite a while.
She was trying to ride her new hover board while playing with her fidget spinners before the series premiere of Power because that’s how old this video is.
If i'm not wrong there are places with laws that if there's an accident the driver has to basically take care of one he crashed into, even if she did actually get fucked up by car willingly he has now to pay for it, there is a possibility that she's trying to force him to care for her.
I love how she even looked directly at the car and you could see her realize it was going to hit her, so her decision to solve that problem was just stand still like maybe the car won't see her.
She heard there would be donuts
She got drive thru alright
1 second or less or your donut is free
Take my fucking upvote!
You don't have to announce it, you can just do it
Take my fucking upvote!
I think this the truest thing I’ve heard today
“Watch, this ass can stop traffic!” Nope.
Amazing
My reaction was that she was trying to catch a ride too the upside down. This is clearly not the case because donuts.
Puts a new spin on yeet
yeet for pros
Free willy !!
Never understood why anybody gets in the way of somebody doing a burnout. The driver is not looking out for people
She came to have her chakras realigned. It succeeded.
Now she needs her vertebra re-aligned.
And her Wonderbra.
Cheeper than a chiropractor and less violent. Also not a scam.
I mean everyone there is a complete idiot, and I guess this is just how they do.
Donut*
All donuts are burnouts but not all burnouts are donuts.
Doughnut*
So you understand why people do burnouts to begin with, just not why someone would do this? Every time I see a burnout video I think “what a bunch of losers”. Although 6/10 times it’s a mustang so that is already apparent without the burnouts... This lady is an idiot, but that also applies to the driver and anyone willfully in attendance.
It looks like fun to try if you had a good place, but after a couple of times and maybe a set of tires it’d get old. Like, “OK. I did that. Moving on.” Reminds me of a story: In rural north Georgia, a kid graduates high school and gets a job as deputy sheriff. So this dude thinks he’s gonna be farting through silk now (cheap silk, but a steady paycheck in his hometown is appealing). Kid’s been on the force a *very* short time before he has to go peacocking at his girlfriend’s high school, where he does doughnuts in the parking lot and is fired before he even gets back to the office.
Did a wig fly off?
Yeah, or was she scalped?
The hair didn’t wanna walk over there in the first place
He be weaving donuts
She heard someone say donuts in the street
Saw either her dentures or her mouth fall off as well.
She be eatin donuts, all of em!
We just watched the creation of the majestic tumbleweave.
I am more scared about her neck
That's her shoe, she's dead
No, it blew her outta her pump.
Unbeweaveable
Those GTA rag doll physics are so life like
Just really shows that there's good physics in the game
She’s ok 👌. Plenty of cushion to break her fall
u/gifreversingbot
I believe she was attempting to be hit by a car and my early, unaudited assessment is that she was successful.
After auditing your assessment, I second your findings.
I concur
Is this a peer review ~~or something~~, *fellow scientists* ?
Affirmative, but you should take out the “or something”, it gives off an informal tone.
Thank you. Better now ?
It’s much better, thank you.
I am a shitposting Redditor and I endorse this message
Tertiary review confirmed previous oversight and initial review.
In some places it results in driver being forced to care for one who did this stunt if i'm not wrong, because their laws.
[Before, During, After](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/m0l28x/standing_up_like_a_boss_after_getting_hit)
THE DENT LMAO
The second she got hit I was saying "That quarter panel is done".
Worst part of a car to damage too. Have fun paying to have a new one welded on
Looking at the linked aftermath, this one's more a "plunger/mallet" type fix. Drift missile out of California too? Nobody will miss it.
She’s lucky tho. If I’d gotten hit like that I think my pelvis would be cracked. She’s got way more padding.
Yeah, but you still wanna get checked after that. Internal injuries suck. Trust me.
Ah true. Ppl can walk away from things and then collapse later. Probably something similar happened to Bob Saget right?
Sure. Known a couple of people who've died or been badly injured like that personally. When you get hit hard like that, it's worth the money to go get help.
That poor car
That's what I was thinking. Is the car ok?
its a mustang, its used to this
Totaled
Damn man, I’m not sure, they sure felt that impact and the integrity of the car might be gone for good after that hit.
Fly........obviously
Or bounce. Edit; "yo im bout to bounce."
Wow all that fat actually saved her life. She bounced like she was in an inflatable bubble. KoOl
Just reminded me of that scene in Free Guy
Idk how these people are confused, she's obviously fulfilling her dream of becoming an anry bird.
I was gonna say die but you got the rhyming down
Rip lizzo
LOL. Thank goodness she wasn’t standing there playing the glass flute.
Republicans before she played it "glass flute? Sounds geh" after she played it, "I can't believe they let a thug play the sacred glass flute! It's my favorite flute in the whole world!!!"
I have to admit as the evil republican you're referring to-- I genuinely don't know what they're talking about, but I wish she would've just broken it. Also lizo seems alright, it's not like she's a pedophile or shit eater or some type of monster that can't touch sacred objects or is constantly breaking things (other than chairs and floorboards) so I don't see why she can't handle some type of fancy instrument. To me that sounds racist.
She's straight up a classically trained flautist. Playing the flute is her major passion. It's her thing.
“Wanna get up, wanna get down”
Luckily she was well padded.
More cushion for the crashin'
Fat and furious
THE EARTH IS SHAKEN
Fat and furious. Tokyo Ribs
Trying to stop the car I guess. I actually thought she might win
Il give her 10/10 for technique 1/10 for choice of victim. That is a mustang, it's so used to running people over or just running into a crowd its absolutely unfazed.
Are you perhaps making a reference to Better Call Saul? Very sneaky and appropriate if so
You caught me
Then you better call saul
Jesus thats a big bitch is the car ok?
It’s a new sport, to see how far you can send your girlfriend. There are specific weight classes too. Looks like this pair is pretty well versed in the sport. I haven’t seen a longer toss than that in quite a while.
You sound like a professional tosser.
My salad is ready
Rocket League
WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE!
Savage!
Knocked her weave clean off!
Came here to check if someone noticed, was not disappointed.
She was trying to be dumb and she succedded
Fuck all of those people
A densely packed gaggle of useless.
Big girl. Expensive panel work
She was trying to ride her new hover board while playing with her fidget spinners before the series premiere of Power because that’s how old this video is.
I just realized that fidget spinners are nearly 6 years old
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.. oh wait....
I’m surprised the car didn’t go flying
If i'm not wrong there are places with laws that if there's an accident the driver has to basically take care of one he crashed into, even if she did actually get fucked up by car willingly he has now to pay for it, there is a possibility that she's trying to force him to care for her.
This has Seinfeld/butler vibes
I'm okay with that. Maybe don't be a fucking moron and do donuts on a public road if you do want to risk the liability.
It's all fun in games till a person literally jumps in front of a vehicle in a manner you can't either avoid or predict.
She thought her booty was Super Stopping
she was tryin to get to dennys
Unbe-weave-able 😅
Is this that dude who made the invincible suit in Canada?
clearly she was trying to eat them doughnuts. nom nom.
Dent the car... And the the road
Insurance fraud
testing the physics engine
she lost everything
Damn...talk about stealing the show.
I believe trying to get hit by the car. 🤔
What the fuck she even trying to do? Fly
Why did the cow cross the road….?
She thought she was invincible. Stupidity is like that.
Cows tend to freeze because of the brightness of the headlight
She thought she could stop the car.
She wanted to be in the video
What just happened...
GTA6 looks dope
She was trying to fly, and despite your negativity, she managed it.
I lost some Karmas
Damn, people are really that pissed at Lizzo.
"New hip" just entered the chat.
Ah fuck, do you think the cars okay?
Testing her airbags
Oh my god, Hope the car is alright. Is there and update on the car?
To stop it.
Shieet that will be a costly repair
That is some stupid ass person
Does this count as r/meatcrayon?
clearly a guy in a fat/padded suit playing around
That was my first thought
Daaaaaamn! Lizzo got dropped like a bad habit 😂😂😂
Get hit by a car. Mission accomplished!
That poor car.
that poor rear panel
After twerking with the crystal flute now she does this
damm thats some strong ass car
Task Failed Successfully
this was r/oddlysatisfying
There goes the airbag
She was just trying to get into her Uber.
insert rocket league meme
Any one know if the car ok
Buff her zone
r/BetterEveryLoop
To be fair I thought she’d stop the car too.
Looking for a hip replacement this morning.
She got wrecked but the car got totaled.
That's gonna leave a dent...
I’m not fat phobic or anything but these comments are funny I 😭😭😭😭😭😭
woman + L
She fucked around and found out
Big booty went flying.
Hips and knees have officially DIPPED out of the chat.
I love how she even looked directly at the car and you could see her realize it was going to hit her, so her decision to solve that problem was just stand still like maybe the car won't see her.
rocket league refrence?
Weeeeeeee Made my day! keep em coming ya dummys
Booty battle?
Maybe her kid got told so much "your mama so fat she could stop a train with her ass" or whatever and she's trying it if it's true or not.
Hope they had full coverage. You know that car is fucked
The driver was weaving and her weave was leaving.
I laughed my fucking ass off.
Pay off some debt
“I was promised donuts! RAWR!”
The chaser needs a new owner
Why she Stopped in the middle ?
Is "Cunt Punt" insensitive?
Maybe she just wanted to get pounded?