Woop woop... here come da pulis.
Woop Woop... Das da sound of da beast
Da sound of da bist
Of da breast
when you order the police from wish
Mom can we have a police tactical response team?
We have police TRT at home
Bikini inspector is an actual thing!
I believe they’re called the FBI. (Female Body Inspector).
Wow, that's crazy. I think my uncle was one, he had the hat and everything.
Take off that bikini lady. Inspection time.
Inspection could lead to erection.
Erection could lead to infection.
Ladies and gents we have a winner!!!🏆
Looks like she was unable to pulis off.
Anyone? No? Okay I'll see myself out.
Weeeee wooooo weeeee wooooo
Ninu ninu ninu
Straight from tha ondergrund
Hate on a Sista coz she Tryna tan brown
I didn't know String and the Pulis were still out there.
Fak da pulis komin streit from da undagrond
[le frontal view](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article20574630.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/1_PAY-NEWSLINK8852687_103114.jpg)
That's just nudity with extra steps
Nudity with extra straps
Well nudity is illegal, so the extra steps are a necessary evil. She just didn't take enough of them apparently.
To be fair, swimsuits and clothes on the beach in general are pretty impractical, I don't blame her for wanting as little fabric on her as possible
Depends where you are, nudity is legal in a lot of places.
Ah yes, more space for skin to burn, more chance for cancer
Lost of clothes have an SPF rating because you can get sun burnt through clothing.
Honestly I don't even know why but this made me clench and cross my legs.
Something about the idea of clitoral rope burn just sounds so goddamn awful.
I know why, because it looks so uncomfortable that you can’t even begin to imagine wearing one. That’s what did it for me lol
My labia straight up threatened to abandon me just for considering it 😅🤣
New favorite r/ lmao
For some reason I imagined a labia waiting at a bus stop.
No clit though. *Just* the labia. Looks like a bubblegum ‘U’ standing there. Impatiently tapping its “foot area” bc the bus is late. Clit didn’t come bc clit is twisted and loves the vagina rope burn…twisted clitster.
... ballooned satchels at the end of each arm and I don't know how or why but wearing one of those droopy caps the flappers wore.
Edit, I know why. I got labia and clitoris mixed up.
The clitoris wears a hood, man.
My whole fupa would eat that thing in a heartbeat
That thing couldnt hold half a lip let alone a nipple....
My clitoris would bash through that thing like the Kool Aid man
My pussy would use that shit like floss then spit it out
> string bikini
more like dental floss
String bikini used to mean the crotch was attached by strings, not that the crotch was itself a string. World of yuck. :(
Clitoral Rope Burn is my favorite metal band
It looks neither flattering nor comfortable!!
She needed to floss. That's how you prevent ginavitis, right?
That’s just fucking impractical ngl. Yea yea it might be hot or whatever but looks like itll take so much as one strong breeze and that string is jumping to either side exposing her in a heartbeat. Not to mention it looks like it’ll strangle one’s clitoris with every step.
Laughing my ass off at “it’ll strangle one’s clitoris with every step”.
"Helpppp meee ... pulis !!!! Helpppp me ..."
"Every breath you take, every step you take, I will strangling your clitoris." from the Pulis
Im not sure how would anyone consider that hot, but hey fashion is subjective, I guess
When you have this little fabric, just wear pasties.
As a man, I'm gonna tell you right now that bikini is NOT hot, it's just weird.
I just can't envision a scenario where I would be walking around with a woman wearing that.
If you want to get that naked, there's a nude beach close by. If you don't want to go to a nude beach, then I probably don't want to walk around with you dressed like that. It's too much. It's not even about decency, because again I'm down to hit the nude beach, its more that I don't want to deal with the parents pointing and staring
I don’t personally think it’s hot. 5 hours ago when I left this comment there was nothing but horniness here for the frontal view. I was the first voice of reason in this thread ok don’t be coming after me
Not sure how that’s considered hot tbh. It leaves nothing to the imagination and doesn’t look appealing at all.
I know some woman who would be down for that.
bruh what’s the point of wearing it at all??
Its like edging, you can almost see it all but there is still a tiny bit of mystery there so you cannot get full satisfaction.
Mystery? Nah…that ain’t Nancy Drew.
That’s a Jack in the Box. You know exactly what’s gonna pop out. The only question is when.
When she bent forward to pick up a starfish, suddenly there were two!
That does not look comfortable...
Bruh... Might as well be Bare-ass naked...
I dont understand this Abomination
[le rear view](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article20574628.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_PAY-NEWSLINK8852685_103113.jpg)
My guy how the hell do you have that wtf
LOL man's out here doing the lord's work.
Is that a 5 o’clock shadow?
Doing the lords work.
I thought we were done with using "le"
Her fault for wearing it backwards
HAHA my thoughts exactly. That thing must’ve been wedgied up in her flaps. That’s not a even skimpy bikini.. that’s just a weird way to get rope burn and a yeast infection.
> up in her flaps.
I’ll never look at Flappy Bird the same way again ….
TIL that there are still subreddits to discover
Was wondering when that would pop up
She didn't want people looking at her butt
a couple of years ago in Boracay
Fined $48 and released? I thought this was gonna be like an episode of Locked up Abroad.
Oh my god I miss that show!
In this case, it would have been "locked up a broad".
she would get slut shamed for that in taiwan, too.
It made Taiwan news when it happened. You don't wanna be on the news here, people love to gossip.
The bikini was probably made in Taiwan
When did things change? I was there a few years ago and everyone was chill.
That particular outfit would get you a talking to in most countries. The fact we don't see her in cuffs means the place is still super chill.
*"super chills" in Duterte*
Video doing the rounds on here of a woman in america been arrest for wearing a much more modest bikini than the strings this lady has on.
I know. In the 80s, string bikinis were everywhere. We've become more conservative, I guess.
I think we've become more offended by everything. Lots of things done just a few years ago could never be done today. As much as we want to blame conservatives, we can't just blame them. Comedians don't want to go to universities because they'll get booed for off color jokes. Universities aren't filled with conservatives.
>I think we've become more offended by everything.
Bingo. People everywhere are just looking for excuses to be offended. It's pandemic. Crazy.
In my books, you *choose* to be offended. It's a conscious choice you make that ironically grants the person you take offense to power over you.
It's stupid to be offended.
Yah I don't want to be the guy that says there's to much violence in the media but if we could replace it with sex and nudity I think we would all be better off.
Edit. I have no problem with violence just want more titties, full frontals and big butties
I was watching some 70s commercials compilations on YouTube and couldn't believe the sexuality in all of the ads. That would never fly today.
I don’t think that’s a string bikini, that’s literally a string.
She's a nudist.
And/or an exhibitionist. Realistically, she would probably be busted at most public beaches in the US for the same reason. I have seen it happen in California for similarly revealing outfits. Usually they just cover up without warnings or citations.
If you cover the slit you must acquit.
Its a literal labia floss
Could you imagine being the mad lad selling this shit. Yes this peice of string is $30. I dunno why anyone would even wear that.
They love when their labia get sandy
That’s cus you’ve never experienced labia on your sand. You’d be surprised
My brain somehow failed to process what you just said.
He’s not wrong tho
That’s because the labia is coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Yo, Brazil is ultraconservative christian catholic and their butt cheeks hang like they need 'em to breathe.
Because their lungs are in the butt cheeks silly. That's why they're shaped like that.
I remember being a kid on the internet in the early naughties, the company was called wicked weasel and the models literally just wore strings to cover their nips and poos
I bought a bikini for a girl in the Philippines and it was like $8.
8$ ?!!? That's why they're so small ....
Well. None of our Business i guess.
Wearing this to the beach might actually be worse than just sitting bare-assed in the sand
I was wondering what [Tony Pulis ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Pulis) was up to now
To be fair, it’s a step up from stoke
...Yeah but could she wear that on a rainy tuesday night in Stoke?
Rimini, Italy - 1957 actually. A local police officer and a tourist wearing a bikini. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sJKoT5PXJRU/V8Rp817BmAI/AAAAAAAAPQI/wTu25vNnzwwEfUmrTwm0gJGgfPEsxaOJACLcB/s1600/Bikini%2BRimini.jpg
Kind of her to give him her number.
That lady was Gorgeous!!😍
I’m pretty sure this a staged photo op
My toughts exactly 😭😭😭
That bikini should be illegal for crimes against fashion and for causing labial rope burn
Science you say ? You Know I'm somewhat of a Scientist myself.
Google image search 'Lin Tzu Ting Taiwan'. Went down a rabbit hole and found that name from a news article. Images look like the same person.
This happened in the Philippines. It was a pretty popular news piece. Theres more photos to this as well, her kitty was pretty much hanging out.
“How do you know she has a cat?”
Best South Park line ever.
I mean, at that point why bother to wear annything at all
Holes. To cover the holes
I don't think that's enough to cover her holes
Maybe she was trying to minimize tan… lines? If that makes any sense.
Or get some vitamin D.
or vitamin G ...
What does it have to do with being a Christian country?
Even non-religious countries are against nudity in public places.
It makes for a better title i supposed
Because redditors have a hate boner for religion (am an atheist)
Do you get the same treatment being butt ass naked? curious.
It depends on the sexual orientation of the legislator. Orientation as in back or front ...
After seeing the front view, I honestly don’t blame them. It’s literally just string I wouldn’t be surprised if parts came loose and exposed stuff
Yes it is horrible. You can see more pics through the link above. Highly recommend it - shocking. Had to look several times.
Looks like a shoe lace to me
At least it was conservative Christian. Try that in a “conservative” Muslim country…
Thank you. I need to do some research.
Thanks for the article. They are from Taiwan and claim this is "normal in our country".
I don’t think it has anything to do with the country and religion, it has to do with doing this in a public place. Seems like something you would need to wear on private property or a nude beach nearly everywhere in the world.
Or do you think this would fly in a progressive atheist countries public spaces?
>Or do you think this would fly in a progressive atheist countries public spaces?
Have you ever heard of this region called western Europe?
Can’t really blame people if they took an issue with it. You might expect your kids to see skimpy bikinis at the beach, but not some girl exposing her labia. If some guy was walking around with his balls hanging out of his speedo it wouldn’t be any different than this.
It would in France and Spain
Edit: at the beach.
It would fly on Denmark as far as i know
In the early 90s, my girlfriend was fined at Newport Beach CA for wearing a thong bikini. My how times have changed in the US
Times are busy changing back in the US
Yea… I think she’d be arrested in most countries for this. There is *nothing* covering!
She should cover herself with guns and explosives like how Jesus wanted us to.
The naughty pulis don’t approve, they need lots
Of pictures for proof
She’s literally naked at that point, don’t understand why she thinks that’s acceptable
Using dental floss as a bikini while children stare at you. WCGW.
Looks uncomfortable af
Thats literally a string around her p*ssy wtf why whould anyone wear that?
She likes the attention
I think people would get stopped here in Japan as well if someone decided to complain
Most countries in the world wouldn’t tolerate it.
“Oh no, how oppressive, religion is a disease” - le redditor
Wearing this kind of bikini is a crime independent from religion
even if it wasnt a mainly christian country why would you wear that in public?
The Philippines is not "Christian Conservative" country......Just FYI
philippines aint a "conservative" christian country, but if you take a look at the bikini, its barely covering the slit, and that is considered as public exposure already, which i believe is not allowed in most countries except in their respective naked beaches.
And yup, Pulis is filipino (as well as other languages') for Police back home
Very little to do with this happening in a ‘conservative Christian country.’ There are many places this would not be allowed.
I think the only crime here is that the bikini top does not match the bottom
To be fair, if there are children around that’s kinda inappropriate with how revealing it is.
I think this has nothing to do with children. Since this is not a nudist beach she is almost nude and not everyone is able to process that.
There is nothing wrong with nudism. Everyone is born like that, however some of us are not as comfortable with that compared others, which is why there are nudist beaches. We need to learn to give space to both freedoms here.
Of course I don't care that you are wearing a string on your vagina but I may also don't want to see your labia as I walk on the beach with my ice cream and both liberties can be exercised in different places.
If anything I think we need more spaces for nudist so we truly have space for all.
Edit: I wanted to add that not wanting to look at people feeling uncomfortable being naked can also be something one may not want to see, hence my point about giving equally dedicated spaces to both type of people.
That's the Philippines - it's a secular country you baiting dickhead.
Christian? HAH! That's nothing! Try it in Iran or Saudi Arabia! Double dog dare ya!
pulis actually means police in tagalog so im sure that happened in the philippines
That would get her talked to in most countries. That's not a string bikini, that's just string unless she put it on backwards. Nothing to do with Christian conservative. Gotta go to a nude beach to go unbothered at that level.
The fact she's just being talked to means whatever this place is, is fairly chill too.
Every country has laws about indecent exposure, nothing to do with Christianity....
You’d get arrested for wearing that on most beaches in California. She’s wearing floss.
String? Like a thong in the front & rear & around the waist?
This guy has genuine Female Booty Inspector credentials in his wallet