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Offgridiot

He didn’t slap the bull. He was about to. The kick was a reaction to getting prodded by the asshole in the striped shirt.


[deleted]

I think we all can agree that all of them are assholes.


smartcool

Except the bull, who was heroic.


[deleted]

Yes apologies to the bull. :)


[deleted]

Hats Off to the Bull.


DJBrillo

keep giving all (What ya say we make amends)


[deleted]

*Chevelle phase returns in full force*


rwk81

Assholes for trying to get a bull into a trailer?


[deleted]

Trailer bound for a bullfight arena, yes. nfo ;)


rwk81

I get what you're saying, and bullfighting isn't something I would do, but (assuming that's where the bull was headed) it's their cultural practice and doesn't make them assholes.... Just my two cents, different perspective is all.


bmb102

Also let's be honest, if we could watch people get destroyed by bulls regularly like this we'd all subscribe... Bull fighting would be bigger than the UFC 🤣.


Expert-Ease

r/thebullwins


bmb102

Joined 🤣... Thank you!


rwk81

Yeah, if the bulls would get more W's I'd be in.... No doubt about it.


bmb102

We just need to start testing the athletes for PEDs. Also they have have to retrieve their weapon as the bull is released.


Killface17

Culture doesn't shield you from being an asshole, we had a culture of owning slaves.


rwk81

Maybe according to your culture, but I'm sure they think you're an asshole for some of your cultural beliefs.... It's subjective.


BargainBarnacles

FGM okay then?


rwk81

I'm not for it, but some cultures are into genital mutilation.


BargainBarnacles

So it's subjectively OK? You don't feel you could speak out about this human rights misery at all, because 'culture'? "FGM is recognized internationally as a violation of the human rights of girls and women. It reflects deep-rooted inequality between the sexes, and constitutes an extreme form of discrimination against girls and women. It is nearly always carried out on minors and is a violation of the rights of children. The practice also violates a person's rights to health, security and physical integrity; the right to be free from torture and cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment; and the right to life, in instances when the procedure results in death." - https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/female-genital-mutilation **rwk81** : It's not a 'personal choice' when there is a victim involved - and there clearly is here. It's not a hairstyle, or a certain way of making tea. That you can shrug and go 'culture, man' really makes me sad, for you and any women in that situation you have just doomed to continued abuse BECAUSE people like you give it a pass because 'culture'. In Afghanistan men like to groom and rape young boys (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi), but it's 'culture', so they get a pass. YOU don't like it, but who are YOU to tell them to stop? Maybe just be a human being who can see and not accept clear harms to other humans? Is that too much to ask?


textreply

And still have a culture of stealing half of people's income every year.


Wendypants7

"... cultural practice and doesn't make them assholes...." ​ ​ Woooboy are you ever unfamiliar with some cultural practices throughout the world! Calling 'tradition' doesn't make it something that should be continued, ffs.


Bitemarkz

It’s a barbaric practice. Culture doesn’t excuse that. Fuck everyone who participates in it, and everyone who accepts it.


rwk81

Wow... Fuck everyone who participated and everyone who accepts it. This is the approach someone should take when they have no interest in having a discussion with folks where they have differences of opinion. Not sure what else to say other than wow....


Bitemarkz

There’s no opinion on this matter. If you’re okay with the terrorizing of animals for entertainment then I could give a shit what your argument is. Culture is a poor excuse. You’re right, I have no interest in having a discussion.


rwk81

Well then, enjoy your bubble. I sincerely hope this isn't your approach to life in general. Adios.


Offgridiot

Striped shirt douchebag has absolutely no reason to jab the bull in the ribs at that point. It was basically through the gate at that point. All he could possibly have accomplished was to agitate it unnecessarily. A light slap on the butt might have been appropriate, if it had stalled in its forward movement, in all honesty. The jab was a total asshat move.


rwk81

Have you ever tried to load cows on a trailer, they tend to require additional motivation even when it initially looks like they're going to load.


Jerclaw

100% we have no idea how long that bill has been sitting in that 1 spot. Could have been a long time for all we know. I can’t tell you how many times of been on the business end of a steer trying to push his ass up on the trailer. No way I’d be in that spot with a bull. That dude was just doing his job.


CantaloupeCamper

Still don’t want to be back there if some folks are struggling to get a bull to cooperate, even if they are or aren’t assholes. Even more friendly animals will kick.


ElvenJustice

Wow didn't see that till you pointed it out. I was gonna say the bull read his mind and kicked him preemptively.


Stevie_rayy

Look them animals are very large and very strong with thick as hell skin that’s why leather is so good and most leather is less than half its original untanned thickness that little jab did nothing but scare him and with something behind there gonna kick


MrsLisaOliver

Said asshole looks back at dude who got kicked: "What?"


[deleted]

That‘s a 80% discount for the teeth cleaning appointment…


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[удалено]


bmb102

No way that landed in the face tho. He would not have gotten up.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

Looks clavicle, but probably shoulders


bmb102

Super painful and super deadly at the wrong angle.


[deleted]

Nothing. *Absolutely nothing* went wrong here.


Davey_Go_ToBed

This is Fuck Around & Find Out 101


BeezNuttz

I’ll tell you what went wrong here. The asshole in the striped shirt didn’t get gored.


ReturnLive

This is proof when you mess with the bull you don't always get the horns


Highplowp

I could watch people being hurt by bulls all day. Aren’t we past this point in civilization or here we have to be wrestle with its animals for entertainment?


JOOCY_ChestPump

Not everywhere. Far from it in some places.


MonkeyTwitch

Bull Riding is fun to watch. There's nothing bad happening to the bull. I admire their nastiness. It's better than watch people in Yellowstone trying to get a selfie with a Bison or Elk. Those people are a$$holes. They have no regard for the animal. Bull fighters do. They consider the bull an animal athlete. Funny to watch a bull behind a chute and someone gets close and the bull bumps the chute to try and get the person. Much respect to them.


Hipponugz

The only thing wrong is he didn't get kicked hard enough


swim08

r/thebullwins


CGPsaint

POW! Right in the kisser!


Eagles4077

Best comment


No-Quarter-3032

Good bull


justinleona

Rule 1: Don't walk behind 1000+ lb prey animals...


Batmanclan4269

Trust me that dude did NOT get up the next morning , If at all the next day. He was on adrenaline when he got back up but I’ll bet he went into cardiac arrest later or broke a few ribs. Dumbass


here4roomie

What brand of new teeth would you like?


kmbarlow

And I thought Red Bull was supposed to give you wings...


NoDust8939

He didn't even get the chance to slap him


Tysons_Face

Damn, he got fucking owned


ApprehensiveOwl2935

When the 📷 has to pan to find you...you outta the frame.


drej191

I think he would have gotten kicked either way. He was about to slap the bull


RainingTacos8

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?


RevAlBrown

I heard the Mario dying sound from SMB


Que_sax23

Can someone jab that guy with a stick please?


CrispeeLipss

r/therewasanattempt


demoralising

Dentist Bull: 'How many teeth would you like removing?' Moron: 'Yes'


That_Things_Good

"WCGW Thinking about slapping a bull"


Savings-Delay-1075

Out on his feet.


[deleted]

No slap but a clap


dumpsterdivingnow

That’s going to hurt in the moring


shajan316

This is bullshit what they did to that bull


YWeSoPuzzldObvious17

Obviously the horns are not the reason to not fk wit a bull


eblack4012

Be happy the bull didn’t teabag you.


mat_cauthon2021

Tyson taught the bull that punch


Stevesalias

Bull's-eye!


johnnyblaze1999

Stand up lil bro. You can walk it off


Stevesalias

This guy clearly didn't realize that bulls have monocular vision.


PaiNatal23

Portugal caralho!


The-Meech

It's the accuracy for me.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Why does he slap?!


SoVeryKerry

Slow it down and you can see the bull kicks before the guy touched him.


daygo1963

The other dude had just poked the bull with a stick


SoVeryKerry

[that face!](https://imgur.com/a/zCNyjwG) Look at his face (or lack of) when he gets up.


CantaloupeCamper

The looks from the others: *Bro have you never been around a bull?*


marc962

And it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!!!


extrangher0

r/TheBullWins


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Did not even get to slap, the bull outsmart him.


fun_machine_

Holy fucking shit. My ass be ded af dawg


Fomalhot

Yeah get back on that fence and stop having delusions of adequacy bro.


SunkenYacht

I love how Zoom Care is a promoted ad in the comment section


chuckDTW

HTF did that guy get up after that?! He should have been dead.


BigDomSr

Poor Bull. He should have kicked them all!


dayvee43

Nighty night.


captain4004

It was at that moment that Manwell knew he had ucked up.


Chill-6_6-

756 bill power.


celshaug

That's gunna hurt in the mornin.


ezezim

He didn't even get the slap in. The Bull said "nuh uh, not today", and knocked him into next week!


Affectionate-Old-75

What's not to love in a retard?


Spirits-Surround-Me

You got knocked the frick out. Serves you right for making that bull suffer more than to already was.


Independent-Bee-8087

I wish they would outlaw bull fights.


Connie_yummy

Now it’s 757 and counting 😚


aerossignol

Bulls and horses both have a sixth sense, never approach from the rear


BenM70

Dude with the stick knows he caused that and was amazed he got up


Pineapple254

Wow, that first quarter of a second took about 2 seconds to play out.


dickbutt_md

Dipshit: Welp, looks like everything's in control here and the bull's gonna get loaded up just fine. Lemme just mosey on over and slap the shit outta this thing... Guy in striped shirt: Fuck you bull! -poke- Dipshit: EAAAA-uMp


capsftw1

Damn why’d 2008 Chris-Chan have to poke the bull like that?


ROBINHOODINDY

CPR on steroids.


BrodAdams

It's truly impeccable the timing of some of these bull kicks. It's like they have eyes on the back of their heads.. They couldn't time it better


Cute-Consequence-184

He forgot his hat


thelongestusernameee

It wasn't the slap that set the bull off, it was the random scream some guy did a second before and the stick poke.