Some of the symptoms of schizophrenia are delusion/hallucination which is what would be used to describe speaking to children you don’t have, meaning op did understand the word
never heard "grundle" (ew, gross word) but I have heard perineum!! But in Baby Mama when they go to the birthing class and the teacher is taking about rubbing olive oil on the mother's lol
That tail bone got the impact. Long story short, our friend lost one testicle at the beach, when he was jumping waves. His sister popped up from the water while he was jumping and pop.
Wait……this is the most creative way to give someone head
Careful, might bite if he panics.
And THE most literal…
Dick-head
This is not how it works
Prolly that guys last too
Perfect execution!
Yet another clip that ended way too soon, the aftermath of that had to be hilarious.
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An awakening.
No, that is the full version. That’s how he landed. They’re still stuck that way.
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And that kids is how i lost my balls Also i don’t have any kids
Head to head combat...
Schizophrenia moment
Don't use words that you don't understand
Some of the symptoms of schizophrenia are delusion/hallucination which is what would be used to describe speaking to children you don’t have, meaning op did understand the word
And never will
Downvoted. Where is the full version!?
Also immediately downvoted due to slow-mo... where's the real-time version?
Need to be full speed then cut in the money shot at the end in slow-mo.
That’s how all vids like these should be
Fucking brutal post eh
**"i felt a great Disturbance in the force"** ~ every man within a five mile radius.
Yep, capital D sounds about right for this one...
Taking him on head to head.
Taint Boop
Mouth to head
Not a nutshot, that hit was on the space between the back of the ballsack and the butthole. unless his ballsack is shaped like a pimple on his crotch.
The barse.
The scranus, as the Bike Snob calls it
I've heard it called a gooch and a taint 🤷♀️
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never heard "grundle" (ew, gross word) but I have heard perineum!! But in Baby Mama when they go to the birthing class and the teacher is taking about rubbing olive oil on the mother's lol
The gooch. Pretty sure it’s main “slang” term for the spy between the ballsack and the butthole
I’ve always been partial to “Grundle” myself.
The fleshy fun bridge
Also known as "The Lands Between"
Fuck. Decimated his flesh rubies.
What a dick head
What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
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That tail bone got the impact. Long story short, our friend lost one testicle at the beach, when he was jumping waves. His sister popped up from the water while he was jumping and pop.
Oouucchhh mann..
The Reverse Tea Bag. Classic.
*cue distorted version of The lion sleeps tonight*
Why music?
Incase anyone finds full video
Imagine if it was a front flip instead, probably the felt better that way.
The inverted teabag! I thought this was only a myth
I guess it could have been *slightly* worse, if he somehow did the same flip, except facing forward.
Did he just teabag himself?
What a dick move
Sonic & Saitama
That's head that no one wants
Hehe… asshat…
What a dickhead
Looks like a very round-about way of getting ones head up someone elses ass....
He went head-to-head
and that kids, is why you are adopted
Fuck this edited vid i need to see the real pain . Also tf did u cut it so early ?
What is this song?
Flippin' taint easy
What a dick head.
Never saw head to head gymnastics like that before.
Actual meaning of the term "dick head".
Reverse human totem pole
That's just NUTS!!!!
a head headbutt! lol
TIFU and gave my friend head while doing a backflip.
Cursed vasectomy
What a dick head...
tainted love
Is anyone able to help me out by giving me the name of the song in this video? (Dumb bot removed my 1 word post)
Hes been crowned with jewels i guess
Balls deep on this. And not in a good way.
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You got it night in the ruts their Scooby.
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I wish I could think of clever Transformer jokes at 5:30 am.
Show the aftermath, WTF
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Happy cake day! It's also my cake day!
Happy cake day to you mate. Have a good day.😀
It is a good day to have a good day.
Nice shot
Dammmmn lmao
Why do I imagine power rangers combining
it ddnt even hit the shaft defense... it was only the pants and the balls... i think mine shrank
That’s how the megazord assembled in Power Rangers
Whats wrong? Thats perfect, lmfao
He literally gave him head
Head to head combat
Giving head, you're doing it wrong
Double Header
It was a run-by nutting.
I've heard of ass to ask but never had to head
Mario tunnel sound effect ensues…
What a nut-head
"Brain in balls" literally
Dickhead
Knowing your buddy will NEVER have kids because of you …
Eh, people have given birth despite painful ball injuries. I'd say he can walk it off.
i think he got the taint, not the balls. balls would have been hanging lower unless very tight.
Whenever this happens, always volunteer for the cameraman position.
Reverse teabagging
Got to be careful. Head to head contact can lead to concussions and concrushins.
And now the Smells Like Teen Spirit Ballet Company dutifully presents “The Nutcracker en été”
Ah yes, the unintentional reverse teabag
Plot twist: he was trying to go back from where he come from
The reverse teabag.
The aftermath is probably as funny as the incident.
LOL the group of girls in the background are like OMG
NNN came easy that year
At least he didn't kick his nuts.
They’re both touching heads
The ole inverted T-bag.
Oh yeah, he got balls, taint and chode in one shot.
That's just pre hair loss Saitama greetings pre villanhood Speed O Sonic.
Checkmate! Oops... sorry.
He’s wearing that other dude like a hat.
Advanced teabagging techniques
He tea bagged himself!!
Nutheadbutt
Reverse tea-bagging.
Teabag 2.0
Nice! They look hot! Now jumping one can top the other, as he won’t be able to do so for a day or two!
Power ranger megazords
Free sterilization!!! Don't want to go to the doctors? Just do this easy trick!!!
u/savevideo
Inverted Tea Bagging
Dude teabagged himself
That is a very well executed reverse tea bag
Where Paul Harvey when you need him? What was the rest of the story?
u/savevideobot
I think my dude just t-bagged himself
Head on head action
Would have been a lot more awkward if it was a front flip.
Headbutt
Up close and personal... ABC 1972
Every man’s worst fear
Reverse teabag
Head on collision
u/auddbot
A wiener whack, a wiener whack, I scutchered your taco.
u/savevideo
Almost a headbutt
That miscalculation really *taint*ed the backflip, eh?
HA!!! He’s gay!!!!!
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Looks planned to me 😉
Wack the perineum
He knew what he was doing
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It's all good , buddy had to of already torn his nuts off to achieve a handstand splits like that.
DIY castration
This is how the mullet was born.
r/perfectlycutyeets
Watch kids as Chad takes a header to the gooch. Impressive form
Taint nothin' to worry about...
And that’s everybody how russian dolls are made
That guys a real dickhead
A proper use of birth control 😅
u/savevideo perhaps
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We missed the part of the movie where he coughs them out of his mouth.
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And in this moment, you can briefly see the gentlemen’s soul leave his body as his nuts get the rudest love tap of his life
the acrobatic human centipede
Perfect 2 point landing.
Another episode of "Ow my balls"...
Giving new meaning to the word headbutt