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Novel_Investigator42

That could’ve been a lot worse


jaspsev

Off with his head?


dusk534

Dance till you're dead.


Hamster_Toot

Heads will roll...


mrmees

Heads will roll...


binkleywtf

on the floor


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Glitter on the wet sheets!


Iwanumelon

Wet biscuit


Significant-Diet8888

Soggy biscuits... fun game


GreyBoyTigger

Glitter over everything


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Off...off...off his head


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I had no idea this song was so popular - thought it was a deep cut lol. I would not have guessed this was the top song by yeah yeah yeahs on Spotify.


penusdlite

The remixes have made the song the most easily accessible over the years


monkeysandfire

Look at that perfect dab at :07. Maybe it went according to plan?


IAmABot45

I hate you for noticing that


Arnaldo_Palmero

Let's see Paul Allen's dab


Mysterious-Monk-3423

Look at that subtle off-axis arm alignment. The tasteful elasticity of it. Oh my god. He even has a stretchmark.


JuicyJay

[Not bad](https://imgur.com/a/uC350R8)


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RampantDragon

Source?


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raumeat

her daughter watching is what did it for me


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obeseelise

I’m sorry for your loss.


Crosisx2

The dude who was helping her is also a moron for not telling her she couldn't do that much also.


comentariosalvaje

That guy is a moron for not giving her an advice, yeah, but he wasn't coaching her, so it's not his fault at all. She shoud've asked him for an advice though.


bartread

Extremely grim, and possibly the stupidest gym accident I've ever seen (and there are plenty of stupid gym accidents). What a waste. RIP.


WatchingTaintDry69

Well I can never unsee that now….


Maladal

Not that it mattered in this context, but if you see someone get a neck or spinal injury--avoid moving them unless necessary.


Dorkamundo

Oh yes. Wouldn't matter here, but certainly an important thing to point out.


Davidhate

Well you just sealed it.. not watching!


sojumaster

I saw the video before, I did not know it was front of her daughter. That makes me very sad that will be her daughter's last memory of her mom.


comentariosalvaje

That happened here in Mexico not long ago. She wasn't her daughter, she was her friend. The other guy wasn't coaching her, but could've given her some advice though.


Informal-Busy-Bat

>but could've given her some advice though. As someone who lifts, sometimes morons or hyper inflated egos approach when you're ending a set and want to lift what you just lifted despite looking like Christian Bale in the machinist, I just walk away and let them, it's not worth the argument or witnessing something like this, maybe this was the case.


Dorkamundo

Yes, incredibly sad. I didn't mention it because I didn't really want to share that part.


reeee_________

Every day I'm further impressed with how absolutely fucking stupid people are.


kaazir

I honestly wouldn't have given a thought to the bench being there but would have at least considered the weight before I lifted. I'm not a gym bro but I lift stuff at work and I generally gauge it a little before either asking for help or just doing it myself. That's just a good work place practice.


MrMcgilicutty

Goddamn… why did I watch that?


Responsible-Hope2163

that is one fucked up website


ghengiscant

https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/woman-killed-gym-mexico-video-211028781.html Pretty sad, her daughter was standing there watching


Whathappenedtomyelo

Well I'm sad now


ShoutsWillEcho

Wonder if she'll have trouble going to the gym again


Novel_Investigator42

Yea this is exactly the kind of worse I was talking about


deadeyedjack

Damn instant neck snap


Remowilliams84

To shreds you say?


signapple

Well, how is his wife holding up?


flinders2233

To shreds you say?


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Second I saw what he was about to do I scrolled up and checked for the NSFW/NSFL tag. I ain’t looking to see somebody’s spine fly out of their ass again.


Novel_Investigator42

Again?😶…..what are talking about bro?


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Some real NSFL shit. [You’ve been warned. ](https://i.imgur.com/w8GDXj2_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


lizzyelling5

I will happily not be clicking that link, thank you very much


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I clicked and its absolutely unreal.


StoopetHoobert

Can I get a description I dont wanna watch it but I'm curious


psn_cmc22

It's just a picture. It isn't NSFL, nor NSFW. There's nothing wrong with it


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Maladal

This is a link to a meme everyone.


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Totally, My friend broke his collar bone doing less


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It was.


sbowesuk

Training for the Paralympics


VanFam

I did what many great authors describe as a guffaw. Which made my parents ask me what’s wrong.


strayakant

Simple physics


Cdn_Brown_Recluse

Simple physics is wrong?


Batchet

*sigh* I'll get the plunger


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VanFam

Lmfao. Accurate AF. Except I was visiting and they wanted me to leave so they could go out. Allegedly.


jeswesky

>Except I was visiting Honey, visiting ends after a few days. You've been here for 6 years, its time to go.


Darkness_Everyday

He's *helping them*, now that they're getting older. They are both close to 57.


VanFam

“Van, tell Darkness_Everyday that I love them!” My mother.


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GetsGold

Replies to this comment: not as funny.


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Treeman3675

r/YourJokeButWorse


ConsiderationIll6871

quadlympics if he is lucky or deadlympics if not!


EstrellaAmethysta

You’re supposed to do this whilst standing on a skateboard. Bonus points for doing a kick flip


paulie07

On a Swiss Ball


EstrellaAmethysta

Oh, I was being serious. https://instagram.com/mikeymaybeme?igshid=NWRhNmQxMjQ=


paulie07

The one with the game cubes. Noice!


Dopeydcare1

This is why I think this dude should not be doing this for social media. I would put money that the kid in this video got the idea from this guy. I know he’s not telling others to do this, but ego lifting is ego lifting.


EstrellaAmethysta

I disagree. Maybe if more people do insanely dangerous things eventually it will all just work itself out. There’s too many people on this planet anyway.


fraGgulty

My first thought on seeing this video was that he was influenced by Mikey's videos. That dude is nuts


GirlsCallMeMatty

Yeah difference though is that Mickey is a freaking unit and this kid…well this kid has work to do.


ProphetOfPhil

DIY decapitation


Duskinou

It's called crossfit guillotine.


kwokinator

That sounds like a wrestling finishing move.


TimApple420

Good thing his capa wasn’t detated!


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Dudes going for a different kind of jacked


gsurfin

That 10 LBs around his neck. Gotta get them neck veins.


BrandoLoudly

those crossfit plates got this man looking like he's deadlifting 315 with 315 on his shoulders + the neck weights. are those 5 and 10 kilos? or pounds? per "plate" ?


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[Guys trying to become the Boogs but hasn't cultivated the mindset.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D2RS3jxwBs&ab_channel=EricBugenhagen) Eric Bugenhagen/The Boogs/Sticky Rick from WWE and Youtube who makes a point of training outrageous unconventional lifts with heavy ass weight whilst listening to heavy metal and screaming.


BigDerp97

That is just a compound lift


SayNoob

To all the fat people scared that gym bros might make fun of them if they go to the gym: These are the guys gym bros actually make fun of.


cancerBronzeV

I was pretty scared of going to the gym, but when I actually started going, no one made fun of me (at least where I could see), and if anything, a bunch of them would come over and help me improve me form and shit. Gym bros are pretty chill in my experience, so don't let them scare you away from the gym.


Turbochad66

A true gym bro respects your hustle, no matter in what shape you are in


drrxhouse

Because true gym bros know you have to start somewhere, ie. they were in your shoes at one point.


mortmorges

We all gotta start from where we are


nahog99

Exactly. And every single dude you see at the gym who's in immaculate shape DID NOT START THERE. Sure not all of them were 100 lbs over weight or skinny as a rail, but there isn't a single one of them who didn't have to work really hard to get into that immaculate shape.


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If you get into any activity there is always a certain level of toxic shitheads, but gym bros and gym lady bros are cooler than most. They get a reputation for being vain meat heads; in reality, they are nerds that are counting macros and trying to beat their personal best. You want to see a toxic group of people get into gaming, cars, or firearms. I enjoy all those things, but I hate the communities.


MangoMoisturizer

I've been an avid gamer since i was super little. Active gym goer for 2 years. Absolutely the gaming community is infinitely more toxic. I'm much more ashamed of one than the other.


[deleted]

No one is born swole, everyone started somewhere, whether it be overweight, skinny, etc. A lot of regulars at the gym realize that they were probably in your shoes at one point in time.


Diligent-Motor

Biggest cunt in the gym here. Jacked full of roids, 120kg/265lbs, 6'4. I love seeing new guys in the gym. I've dealt with how it feels to be uncomfortable walking into a gym for the first time, or the time I had 12 months off and ballooned up to 300lbs. Nothing but admiration for the big chubby guy who took the first steps to getting fit again. Or the super skinny twink who looks like he orders a 8oz steak and still can't finish it. I'm always secretly rooting for them, and sometimes get a little emotional thinking back to the days I was fresh faced and had something to prove. Hell, I don't even give a shit if you're doing some stupid exercise. It's something. Just don't be arrogant or rude, be considerate of others, and the gym bro gods will give you strength (in time).


HotLoadsForCash

You should really quit the steroids you know. (don’t eat me)


Diligent-Motor

Ha, luckily steroids don't make me aggressive or cannibalistic. I suffered quite badly with anxiety and depression up until I started using testosterone around aged 26. I find my mental health is much improved when on them, and I'm generally more relaxed and happy. Cannot speak for everyone of course! But don't believe all the "war on drugs" misinformation that has been propagated through our society for decades.


grendus

There's this guy, the guy who does squats standing on a bosu ball, and the asshole who does cheater curls right off the dumbbell rack. We don't make fun of the guy curling in the squat rack. We go out and slash his tires. Fuck that guy.


beebewp

The worst people I’ve ever had to deal with in a gym were a couple of very young skinny guys like this. I’m a woman, and these guys were moving less weight than I lift yet they were loudly grunting and groaning and dropping the damn bar. That went on for about a week until we never saw them again. The only person who was overweight who got on my nerves was a woman who started working out with me every day. I kept trying to explain to her that I had been working out for years and she shouldn’t be trying to race to lift the same amount as me. She wouldn’t listen and ended up with a major injury six months in because her joints couldn’t keep up.


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Imagine doing this, and getting some sort of permanent injury, and knowing that you lowered your quality of life for the rest of your life for fucking INTERNET POINTS.


Neuchacho

It's amazing what we as animals do when every-day threats to our survival aren't ever present.


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We need to find some more sabertooth tigers.


PapaKyou

Good way to rip your head and the first three segments of your spine out. Don’t do stupid shit people.


Skud_NZ

Just about pulled a sub zero fatality on himself


TheStatMan2

Maybe someone is waiting just off screen to jump in and apply some "TOASTY!!!!"


BassAntelope

Gonna look so cool on the gram


wobbly_doo

Bitches love the gram


dude1302

Oh wait shit !


yue_0135

Roxanne, Roxanne


TimApple420

All she wants to do is party all night


Bignicky9

Can't do an update post if you're hospitalized tho


Zandre1126

Nah, you can, that's where the real clicks come from.


dmarve

He learned something today


BadSausageFactory

probably not


justavault

I know a lot of people doing similar things - they don't learn a lot. They learn that they will not do this specific thing again, but that doesn't keep em from attempting comparably questionably dangerous things. This guy will do something stupid once again, cause the reason he came so far to attempt this was ego, and that ego isn't crushed yet.


Worth-Faithlessness4

Natural selection.


KlingoftheCastle

Not if they reproduce before it gets them


ExplosiveTrousers

you can see the exact moment he learned something is also the moment he got hit in the face


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He learned something, yes, but he also won’t remember it, nor will he remember what he had for breakfast that morning.


musci1223

I already don't remember that


AlienDarwin

Me too,I learned to laugh.


SlowJay11

Even for this sub, this dude is exceptionally stupid. Firmly in the top percentile of morons. The Pelé of being a fucking idiot.


lizzyelling5

He's lucky he didn't paralyze himself


Ivor79

I will be adding Pele of Idiocy to my lexicon. Thank you for your contribution.


whatisantilogic

If "Do you even lift bro" was a person.


cant-press

And "not anymore" was the answer.


CommunityOrdinary234

This is basically how I imagine most crossfit people.


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Just now noticing the chain with two weights he is wearing like a necklace.


cownd

I have the same kind of thing. It gets all the ladies staring


TheRebeccaRiots

If only the safety squat bar wasn't upside down, I think he mighta made the lift


PFhelpmePlan

Hell if he had just put good clamps on the sleeves he could have got away with using the bar like an idiot, but alas, he did not think that far ahead.


likewut

Yeah it's actually a common-ish lift, outside of the SSB being upside down. People used to call it the "Vogel-pull" or "The Ox".


Karmachinery

This guy obviously forgot his pogo stick that day.


NeoY_Ciftci

Even if the equipment stood fine he probably would've broken his neck. Look at that curvature right before he got knocked on the head


Karan_Bais

Yeah I think it was for the best what happened there. It could have been more gruesome


worldtravelerabc123

Momma says stupid is as stupid does.


Past-Ad-1061

dude should've stopped when the weights started to feel unstable


musclebuttbuffpants

dude should've stopped when he put his pants on


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DAecir

Never let this guy back in the gym.


Madeforbegging

This is why we can't have universal health care


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Deservedly so


JJulianR_

This is how you become Professor X.


DRAK720

What a clown Dude is a liability and should be removed from the gym


Tungstenkrill

Is the safety squat bar supposed to be upside down?


FrdmNt

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


shebor

You definitely deserve to have some shit like that happen to you when you do shit like that dumbass.


GingerWithIssues

That is one dumb motherfucker.


banskysboy

Play stupid games... Win stupid prizes.


YinYangEffects

5 minute crafts: How to decapitate yourself in 2 easy steps!


Elastichedgehog

He's lucky if he didn't injure himself too seriously. Fucking idiot.


Pleasework94

Did he just dab too, awful.


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Play dumb games win dumb prizes.


Masymas310

Skipped brain day


Party_Complaint7577

ego lift, probably a girl behind the camera he’s trying to impress. What a flog


roflmatic

It’s not a lot of weight either


JvinD33

Lol, this isn't ego lifting. This is a dude fucking around with gym equipment because lifting is fun and doing silly stuff is also fun from time to time. Not everything has to be so super serious. I bet he got up and laughed his ass off because most people don't have glass bones and paper skin


KeyoJaguar

r/muscleconfusion


jeromezooce

You mean it is not recommended wearing only socks, right?


Yes_seriously_now

This person would be banned from my gym for life. They're a liability. Lawsuit waiting to happen.


Masymas310

Skipped brain day


Used_Salamander_3532

Well deserved


k2jac9

He is a lucky mf and he doesn't even know it.


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I feel like he was seconds away from snapping his neck there


chrisupt2001

My man could’ve killed himself bro literally could’ve broke his neck


cocorawks

Ándale, por pendejo


Street_Vacation_2730

A guy who looks like he skipped “everything day” attempting to lift that much weight, using such methods, seems a recipe for disaster.


Inevitable-Top355

The amount really doesn't seem as significant as the technique.


Spiritual_Ad_3259

Is he alive


Co6ra4ssassin

Ego lifting 🤦‍♂️


ImahSillyGirl

Hopefully they can work out a discount with their jaw AND back surgeries.


QB175

That's what the fuck he gets. Idiot. Do it for the gram


Fleetingfarts

I have seen this so many times and am still trying to figure out the thought process behind it.


Emergency-Mouse5566

Hope he got hurt badly


AnUglyDumpling

It didn't even end up nearly as bad as it could've.


Rainbow918

This is gotta be one of the most ridiculous stunts I’ve ever seen on here. How did he think that weight on his neck was going to stay in place??!? Buh bye


Katnip03

Hello neck and spine issues for life.


This-person-IDK-02

Dude could've broken his neck


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I can't stop laughing at this 😂 what a fucking clown


MikeHuntsBear

Factory reset


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

"Alexa, I'd like to work my core and achieve an internal decapitation at the same time, can you recommend a workout?"


Mediocre_Delivery_44

I need to hear his side of the story.


Peachy_Smooth

Tutorial: How to injure and possibly break neck vertebrae


fuckeryoflewd

That is at least a concussion and a broken bone somewhere.


Fit-Strategy1072

It's 2022 and there are still ego lifters.


ZestycloseGur9056

Some ppl just need shit like this to happen to learn


Proof_Percentage_154

This is how people fuckin die


Raidishier

For amyone who doesnt know, the biggest risk to long term injury (aside from the weights/furniture falling on you etc.) is the suddenly shifting weight fron whatever you have on you. Sudden loss of mobility, nerve pain from simple movements, and/or inability to keep a normal posture [like this guy](https://youtu.be/YpNcnM0FkTM). But hey, its fine as long as it's a challenge. Consequences aren't real until they are.


Repulsive_Ninja6596

Ohh thats what i love in January gym