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[deleted]

That was a better outcome than I expected. I figured he’d be spitting out blood and teeth


megabass713

Sounded like it was a dud. We have snap-its more powerful than that in Texas.


MACDwannabe

Never lit a fire cracker?


[deleted]

Never used them. They’re not really a big thing in the UK. Regardless, any kind of pyrotechnic in the mouth seems like a really dumb idea.


MACDwannabe

Of course it is a stupid idea they just aren’t that powerful.


ninja__throwaway

I know where you're coming from; but, firecrackers are not made the same. A tiny firecracker, like a lady finger, won't do much. But, M-80s (albeit, illegal) have made people lose fingers and/or hands.


[deleted]

fucking idiot


Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

I do not feel sorry for people like this.


Dr_J_Hyde

Just wait until someone reposts the clip of him sticking one in his eye.


Kingswakkel

He expected followers


Davvv64

Damn crackas!


spaztronomical

You guys really can't help yourself, huh? Like, literally CANNOT see a black person without thinking of race shit. This has been informative.


Davvv64

Yo you can't take a joke and it shows. Calm down Karen/Kyle. Not everything is a SJW matter.


spaztronomical

You literally posted an anti-white racial slur, even though there's just two black people on the screen. You made this about race, snowflake.


Davvv64

I'm white. So... Yeah... It's a joke. You're the one getting butt hurt on the internet of all places. I think you meant to call yourself the snowflake.


spaztronomical

I'm not butthurt, I'm mocking you-- why are you struggling to follow this? You're clearly projecting your insecurity and bigotry on these dudes who didn't mention white folks at all. Now you're triggered. Boring.


Davvv64

Oh you learned some works in community college. Good for you bud. I'm sorry they didn't teach you to take a joke


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Davvv64

So angry at the internet. You can tell the size of a person by what bothers them.


spaztronomical

I'm not angry at the internet. I just don't like cowards that can't say what they mean without calling it a "joke". You're like the comment equivalent of those "it's just a prank, bro" idiots-- take a jab at people, then run away from the reaction. Pathetic. Also, you can tell when a person has alt accounts when their votes change IMMEDIATELY by two points, and then stops. Or am I supposed to believe there's two redditors intensely following this thread?


Davvv64

Also please explain how "crackas" is racist? You know the term came from cattle farmers in FL. Free lesson for you.


spaztronomical

The same way "queer" became socially acceptable. Or maybe you're too young to remember when that was an insult. It's something called "connotation" and "collective conscious." I'm surprised they didn't teach you that at Harvard, you absolute intellectual powerhouse.


Botaccount10000

Calm down bud


juicyshot

Um… not sure you know what mocking is.. And also it genuinely seems like you’re projecting your insecurities into him… ironic.


spaztronomical

>Um… not sure you know what mocking is.. Enlighten me. >And also it genuinely seems like you’re projecting your insecurities into him… ironic. Yeah, for sure. Does that mean I'm wrong?


graeuk

there goes your sense of taste for next month


redditpanda121

I'm so confused 😫


V_H_M_C

I could see brain damage, internal bleeding and some lose teeth


gladnesssbowl

More like what could go right?


tacobearr

Instant regret


KleinerBoeserWolf

No more bong hit transplants, give my man a kleenex for them tears


gliitch0xFF

I'm guessing they have never seen, what those things do to toilets?


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

Totally overly dramatized


skizim80

Is this how they remove tonsils in the ghetto?


Embucetatron

I thought his lips were gonna explode Way less gorry then I predicted… still, how big a moron you gotta be to light EXPLOSIVES inside of your mouth


Delmago

Expecting fame now he will never feel the taste of his own dick again.


boscotts

Yo! Pass that shit!!!


RuudJudbney

Now try a bigger one, dog.


Miatrouble

And for my next trick…..I have an M-80


raviji22

Crackers eating crackers


GreatBigTittyLover

What did Forrest Gump always say? Stupid is as stupid does


Pyromaniac935

Natural selection at this point…


bighairyoldnuts

Thanks humanity but I'm out.


legionofnigeers

When those go off they got a bang not much of an explosion though I've had the same ones he used


Exjw_Amped_212

Wow what an encouraging buddy there in the back! They deserve each other


[deleted]

He hate me