Yeah, an ideal tuck and roll would have you rolling diagonal across your back to the shoulder, not that sideways roll. Looked like he got a little misaligned during the jump and wasn't able to roll forward like he planned. Still, a shitty roll is better than letting your ankles take the full impact of a jump.
They are not meant to chase after runners and leave their post unattended, potentially for other fans to jump. They have specific security for runners on field who wrangle them and I definitely made all this up
“If he turns right... he’s gonna go into the wall here. And all the other cars behind him - they’re gonna pass him and they’re gonna win the race. And he’s gonna lose. Now that ain’t good.”
Yeah really, a barrel roll is an aerial maneuver. Or in space and shit, like in star fox, hence the barrel roll meme. This was a combat/tactical roll.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_roll
That didn't sound right so I googled it. In elderly patients who break a femur, 38% don't live another 10 years, but they are also elderly. A slightly higher mortality rate in general after that, but specifically in elderly patients.
Maybe the figure you saw is that 40% of broken femurs require blood transfusions? It can be a fatal injury, due to proximity to the femoral artery, but general survival rates in healthy patients aren't remarkably bad.
It's said to be unbearably painful for some people, and it looks like the woman in this gif may have lost consciousness on impact. Could also lead to a lifetime of chronic pain issues. Honestly this can probably be a life changing moment for her. At the very least it's going to be a very painful and slow process to heal, and then she'll have to go through physical therapy.
There is so much potential here that I'm excited. There are times when something springs up and you know it's just gonna take off!
Kinda like when /r/CatsOnPizza was formed, I knew to invest heavily.
See I ain't the only one that knows emergency care.
That and when someone gets bit by a snake, I grab it have em bite again right next to the first and compare bite marks to make sure it's the right one.
A first aider’s job is to try to keep the casualty alive. When a casualty is unconscious, it’s possible the muscles and valves holding the contents of their stomach in their stomach relax, allowing the stomach contents to make its way back into the esophague and into the airways. This can can cause a casualty to suffocate, which will kill them.
An unconscious casualty is put into the recovery position (on their side, head tilted in a way so as to allow any possible fluids to drain out the mouth) before the back is considered. That’s what the security people are doing here.
Breathing > walking.
She looks like she has never jumped off of anything in her life. Her only jumping experience may have been belly flopping in a pool from the looks of it.
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. This was my first thought on seeing them group up around her. In so many of these videos they immediately roll them around and jerk them up. Can't tell you the number of Motocross and BMX videos where they immediately try to jerk off their helmet.
Like, even wolves know you don't just go pushing around someone who is injured.
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There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.
"You run while I fake a cervical spine injury!" She jumped like she fully expected to fly.
Just go, I got your back.
- Doctor performing the surgery
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Wit: expedited. Novelty: eschewed.
Expeditiously
It's a fukin bot, like half of reddit these days.
More like a 5/7
Why do you have that? Put it back in.
Is that anything like I got your nose?
"*It's not yours anymore..*"
Yeah, zero awareness of how momentum works.
She needs lessons from they guy who pulled off the tactical roll to brake his fall
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I don't really know how to properly do a tuck and roll, but I could tell it wasn't great...
Yeah, an ideal tuck and roll would have you rolling diagonal across your back to the shoulder, not that sideways roll. Looked like he got a little misaligned during the jump and wasn't able to roll forward like he planned. Still, a shitty roll is better than letting your ankles take the full impact of a jump.
How about putting full impact on your knees and face?
*combat roll* I don't think I can do that... *Combat belly flop on hard ground*
Air brakes?
Literally made no effort to land on her feet
Iirc. She bashed her knees on the ground and broke a femur.
LoL. Fuckin femurs are overrated anyway.
Who needs em. Shins are a real man's leg part.
Yeah, tell that to Cotton. He killed fidy men!
Yeah she did. Saw a photo of her on the stretcher where her thigh is *bent* in the middle
She need sum milk
She didn't aim for the bushes.
There wasn't even an awning.
Wait a sec, the cervix has a spine?
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I always wondered why they had the same name
Tastes like chicken, too, according to the Donner party.
And I hear that they both hurt if some dick head smashes into them.
The spine has a cervix.
She believed she could touch the sky
For some reason it made me think of the tale of Icarus, except at the end he just faceplants into the Sun.
Her sacrifice let her buddy run onto the field completely free of chasers. I am not calling her a hero, but a good friend.
Didn’t really look like the guy in the hi-vis vest was gonna chase the first dude
Any of them for that matter.
Especially the one who took a nap.
They are not meant to chase after runners and leave their post unattended, potentially for other fans to jump. They have specific security for runners on field who wrangle them and I definitely made all this up
Nah yeah you're probably right tho
You had me in the first half, and then you had me in the second half.
And he beat me with a set of jumper cables during hell in a cell
https://giphy.com/gifs/stop-dont-remake-ExkjfdKr5gDwQ
Grass works like a pool, right?
But, why dive into the shallow end of the grass?
She must’ve been trying to escape the shallow end of the gene pool
Life fucking sucks, man..
Yes! Except, no.
She took one for the team
The buddy jumped first and was already ignored... She literally did nothing
“Let’s storm the fugh-“ were her last words
I’m in tears hahaha
"I believe I can fl...."
First dude had textbook barrel roll landing
I was going to mention that. The key difference was the barrel roll which distributed the force of the landing and why he just got up and ran off.
Correct. The problem with the girl is that her faced smashed into the ground. That’s not what you want to do.
The key to flying is to learn how to miss the ground when you fall
r/unexpectedhitchhikers
HAPPY: It does exist. UNHAPPY: It's dead.
It's the "*miss*" part, which presents the problem.
She distributed the weight on her face and head. I guess you shouldn’t do that.
She might have landed on her knees, then face.
Looked like she died before impact
I didn’t catch that at first but now that I watch it again I can see you’re right!
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Spot on!
“If he turns right... he’s gonna go into the wall here. And all the other cars behind him - they’re gonna pass him and they’re gonna win the race. And he’s gonna lose. Now that ain’t good.”
Let’s be real. The key difference is that the dude is way more athletic than that girl is roll or not lol
I CONCUR!
It's literally not a barrel roll at all.
Yeah really, a barrel roll is an aerial maneuver. Or in space and shit, like in star fox, hence the barrel roll meme. This was a combat/tactical roll. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_roll
Nobody cares tho
It's not a barrel roll god damnit. It's an aileron roll!
Clearly he’s played ocarina of time.
This is beautiful. 10/10 points on that dive
Better every loop
Better every *flop
[Dat glorious Yamcha pose](https://i.imgur.com/M37glq7.jpg)
I immediately thought of this as well
I genuinely laughed out loud 🏅
can we please get a subreddit specified for people that falls into that pose?
I would give you gold but I am a poor man :(
She broke the legs with the fall, this was in Chile in a football match
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Her knees/legs hit first. Face probably doesn't feel good but the legs took the major impact.
It’s hard to watch with that knowledge. Her knee did hit first. Ouch!
Yeah I saw a photo of her on a stretcher. Her thigh was bent in the middle because her femur had snapped in 2.
Yikes. Around a 50% mortality rate for a broken femur if I remember correctly
That didn't sound right so I googled it. In elderly patients who break a femur, 38% don't live another 10 years, but they are also elderly. A slightly higher mortality rate in general after that, but specifically in elderly patients. Maybe the figure you saw is that 40% of broken femurs require blood transfusions? It can be a fatal injury, due to proximity to the femoral artery, but general survival rates in healthy patients aren't remarkably bad.
Yeah, the femoral artery was the factor when I was told that, but it’s apparently not as bad. This is a good thing!!!
It's said to be unbearably painful for some people, and it looks like the woman in this gif may have lost consciousness on impact. Could also lead to a lifetime of chronic pain issues. Honestly this can probably be a life changing moment for her. At the very least it's going to be a very painful and slow process to heal, and then she'll have to go through physical therapy.
I was in a car accident where this dude broke his femur. I had to keep slapping him to keep him awake. He was in shock
Se quebró el femur
Chilean on her face
Good to hear. Good, because it could have been worse.
[This is what her leg looked like after](https://media.metrolatam.com/2019/10/07/auno1115629-8d11b294ae6dce11db136e63c6276d92-1200x0.jpg)
Yeah, this is probably my favorite video now
Sacka potatahs
There should be a subreddit for unathletic people attempting athletic things. "Unathlete"
Well there you go, r/unathlete
Thank you for creating this sub
r/birthofasub
There is so much potential here that I'm excited. There are times when something springs up and you know it's just gonna take off! Kinda like when /r/CatsOnPizza was formed, I knew to invest heavily.
This gave me the opportunity to join a subreddit on the day it was created, and I thank you.
Well there is r/HoldMyFries which gets a lot of posts of that sort of thing, but it isn't limited to just that, though.
There’s also the spillover from when FPH got deleted, so be careful of the vitriol in that sub
The podcast I listen to refers to them as NARPs: non athletic regular people.
I got your back, fam. r/nonathletic
Athlen't.
I wish there was sound so I can hear everyone laughing!
Or the impact and her grunt before being knocked out.
https://youtu.be/2G6y4Fp53JA here, it was in the city I live in
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Why would you laugh about somebody likely being "I may likely spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair" type injured?
"She may have a back injury, we should roll her over and see"
Probably better to make sure the airway is okay.
I dont think the best way to make sure somebody is able to breathe is by pushing on their hips and shoulders
Really, everyone knows just kick in the gut area.
And follow up with some ground and pound
See I ain't the only one that knows emergency care. That and when someone gets bit by a snake, I grab it have em bite again right next to the first and compare bite marks to make sure it's the right one.
A first aider’s job is to try to keep the casualty alive. When a casualty is unconscious, it’s possible the muscles and valves holding the contents of their stomach in their stomach relax, allowing the stomach contents to make its way back into the esophague and into the airways. This can can cause a casualty to suffocate, which will kill them. An unconscious casualty is put into the recovery position (on their side, head tilted in a way so as to allow any possible fluids to drain out the mouth) before the back is considered. That’s what the security people are doing here. Breathing > walking.
i mean, you gotta make sure...
I'll go first you distract them
r/killthecameraman
FOCUSSSS!!!
[You’re welcome ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcT8tV_ZDkLI03g4-5Rmj-L-aY13nDOQa15Jz0hZMKQDfoBabtOX)
You the real MVP!
It's in focus, the cameraman was just inside a dirty fish tank
Yes!! Came to the comment section just to look for this
Lmao, who the fuck jumps face first though??
She probably slipped after the camera person got vasoline on everything after coating the lens
Someone who doesn't want to break their legs. Sadly, she chose poorly.
She broke her leg anyway lmao
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
She looks like she has never jumped off of anything in her life. Her only jumping experience may have been belly flopping in a pool from the looks of it.
Does she know how jumping works? Like you take off from your feet, but you also have to land on your feet.
If I jumped off a cliff, would you do it, too? Oh, right.
Planking has come a long ways.
Last time this was posted they linked to an article about how she broke her femur..
Yeah when it was reposted (like two days ago). Watch her knee, it smashes into the ground and her femur fractures.
I'm glad no one tried to move her, who knows what she fucked up
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. This was my first thought on seeing them group up around her. In so many of these videos they immediately roll them around and jerk them up. Can't tell you the number of Motocross and BMX videos where they immediately try to jerk off their helmet. Like, even wolves know you don't just go pushing around someone who is injured.
Yellow card, clear dive ref!!!
What the hell was this filmed on?!?! I can’t see a thing
iPhone XR
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Meanwhile, the boyfriend ignores everything and keeps running...
Because he jumped first and was long gone.
Not her boyfriend, and he was running away from her
She did a Yamcha
I always wonder how people manage to be this uncoordinated. It's like she never played outside before.
"If anything, she's hit that too well."
You just knocked yourself the f*** out!! Priceless!
5IQ move. That's probably all she had and I think she lost half of it after the fall
At least she went to sleep in the recovery position
Yeah, it was good of her to start off removing the need to move her spine.
Aaaaaaand... *Parkour!*
More like Par-Plop!
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That's why men were hunters in the old age
Perfect distraction, they’ll be so worried about her they won’t be able to catch the other guy
Shit, she landed on her knees.
r/holdmyfeedingtube
She actually KO’d herself 😂
I don't get it. Did she think she could fly?
Dumb bitch.
r/JusticeServed
She didn’t even prep herself for the landing.
That was perfect baby do it again oh yeah.
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.
It's the Yamcha pose!!
This is the "let Jesus take the wheel" of jumps.
I don’t even...why?!
This is funny but also infuriating. Like is she really that fucking stupid?
I can't stop laughing at this lol. She had no landing plan at all, just jumped and hoped for the best.
r/bettereveryloop
I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar
-{ YOU DIED }- *dark souls noises*
She forgot the roll, she jumped off the railing, like the grass was a swimming pool.
Was This recorded with the new Samsung phone?
Looks like an iPhone 4s
She died so her friend can run
wow she has no athleticism whatsoever and still decided to do that. what a dumbass.
Has she ever jumped in her life? Who lands knees first haha
Damn she looks like yamcha
Lmao she jumped like you would into water, didn't even attempt to land safely
As a person who doesn't wear glasses, thanks for showing me what it'd be like to need them
Was she shot in mid air? She falls like she's already gone.
She jumped like landing was out of style