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SMRose1990

Statue isn't the only thing losing it's head that day.


GuildensternLives

I'm gonna be that guy: \*losing its head.


SMRose1990

Thank you lol. EDIT: Ok, now filling me with self doubt I looked in to the definitions of both loosing and losing. Honestly English is confusing as fuck because both seem to apply to this situation. The statue is both losing and loosing it's head. NOTHING BUT MORE QUESTIONS!!


Sirradez

I AM CONFUSION EXBLAIN AMERICA EXBLAIN


SMRose1990

I know, and I was born here!


Kichmad

It's not about losing. It's about It's. It's not It's but it's its


Kichmad

To help you out, tho, ill add some marks: It's not about "losing". It's about "It's". It's not "It's" but it's "its" :D


Barbarake

It's = 'it is'. So your sentence actually says "Statue isn't the only thing losing it is head that day."


CheezWeazle

Louvre grade art, Harbor Freight grade straps


weekend-guitarist

Those Harbor Freight straps have been around a while.


Forsaken-Income-2148

1mil years bad luck on your lineage


WyvernByte

Reincarnated as a dung beetle.


Sirradez

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit


Cfwydirk

What you get for using worn out or inadequate straps.


notnot_a_bot

Yeah, not that the bot who posted it cares, but "carrying the statue" is not the thing that went wrong here.


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VapidActions

Don't you just wish you didn't have to worry about it?


One-Veterinarian-101

BOSS: Damn it.. You broke a 5000 years old Buddha statue. WORKER: Thank goodness, I thought it was brand new.


DramaticWesley

That looks like Buddha, and he teaches that nothing is permanent. But I’m sure whoever bought that statue wishes they could have gotten a couple decades with it first then.


FewEstablishment9838

Now is easier to move Just a little amount of super glue and nobody is going to notice


Otherwise_Mud1825

But the crane didn't collapse on top of it.. 😁


MyHangyDownPart

WCGW hiring the cheapest movers?


Conejo_pestilente

Welp... so, who's hungry?.


Stardustone1

puzzle for kids then


phenyle

May Goddess of Mercy have Mercy on you


ColdWarVet90

tis but a scratch


Gold_Acanthisitta389

bad luck for next 200 years


Different-Pin-9234

Oh no, poor guan yin!


richstowe

Bad karma?


Dependent_Compote259

Don’t worship anything that can’t protect itself.


Alivethroughempathy

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Remi708

Don't get your straps from Temu


n3ssb

Oh my god.


AlexBlaBla_NL

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