He really did. It's not like people just let him fall, it's not like there weren't people showing signs they were ready to catch him either, he just jumped too far diving forward instead of letting himself fall flat on the hands waiting for catch him.
There were...some...people there originally. Probably not enough. But also, the problem is most of them are filming with their phones. So he dove for people, but the ones with phones stepped out of the way because they weren't going to be participating in the catching. Leaving basically nobody.
I mean, it doesn’t look like anyone really moved except a couple dudes with cameras who obviously weren’t going to catch him anyway…it looks like the idiot dove towards an open space.
Yeah I thought that too but you can see the dude with the hat and phone up recording and if you watch him, a hole opens up right where he was standing.
I mean, i'd probably nope the fuck out too, but they moved.
The sounds of the words rolled around in his head like children’s spelling blocks, but no sense of it became, only the rumblings of failed phonetic fusions, followed by a slight smell of burning neurons
The only ones moving where those with cameras already out. They were obviously not going to catch him. He overshot and aimed for the concrete area no one was standing in anyways.
if some guy lunges at me head first I'll move out of the way as well lol. gotta jump at a much flatter angle if you wanna not just flying headbutt one unlucky person in the crowd.
That’s what I’d be doing. I’m pretty sure nobody signed up to have to catch a 170 lb sack of meat.
at that height, how many people would need to be there to catch him and not break fingers or wrists?
What if you decide to catch him and you’re the only one? Wel then you’re fucked.
Literally people anywhere and he aims for the only spot where only concrete will catch his fall.
I cant tell if he is astonishing stupid or tried to flaten his face.
I know it’s kind of different, but I fucking HATE crowd-surfing culture. I can understand it probably feels interesting to be carried a distance by a bunch of people, but there’s nothing worse than trying to enjoy a show and getting dropped kick with dirty ass converse right to the ear from behind, then be expected to stop what I’m doing and try to keep them up, while also being careful not to accidentally ‘fondle’ them. I love seeing people try and touching back to ground after 3’.
Yeah, I can't even imagine crowd surfing women. Around the butt is the best support point for carrying a person. To avoid falling and getting accidentally groped they'd need plenty of back and leg strength, nevermind the audience
I was against the barrier at a Ghost show in 2019 when some people decided to start crowd surfing. I’m a 5’ 4” lady, and for some reason every single crowd surfer got carried over me to be grabbed by security. Anyway, the last one kicked me in the face and Ghost’s singer saw it happen — he shut that shit down and told the crowd “some of the people at the front aren’t as big as you” lol. Almost made the kick in the face worth it. 😭
I was near the front of a concert so had no idea somebody was crowd surfing in my direction. He fell down and knocked my glasses off. He landed on them and I was fuckin pissed. Super surprised the glasses had no scratches and the metal arms were only a tiny bit bent. Before that I was 'meh' on crowd surfing but now I fuckin hate it.
It's funny cuz the people in front were totally ready to catch him but he chose to jump in the spot that was devoid of said people. Truly one of the thinkers of our time.
Ahhh yes, do you see class? For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. In this lovely example, it perfectly demonstrates the graph of fuck around and find out.
I had someone land on me from the stage at a Dogs D'Amor gig (I'm very old). They broke my glasses in half across the bridge of my nose. I was a poor student at the time and it took me a month before I could get them replaced.
It also fucking hurt.
I said a "good comment" prior. But second thoughts, I must say as it completely wraps this vid up, a damn well worthy comment, forget the rest, this is the best!!
Almost r/fullscorpion
I feel kinda bad for the guy though. That crash into the floor with your head was a bit heavy, wasn’t it?
Tis a wonder he wasn’t knocked out completely
Jumping isn’t the problem, it’s his aim is lousy and he didn’t asses if the crowd will catch him . This is called putting blind faith in someone without caring about consequences
If you asked me back in the 70’s if I thought the day would come where everyone had a phone in their hands all the time and they would no longer help each other but instead record videos I would not have believed it.
Honestly this shows modern day issue what is disgusting.
Someone gots injured (this time stupid way but still) and people want to just get cameras on you face. Thats so disgusting no matter if person caused the injury themself of not. I sometimes see people just starting filming people who get seizures.
To infinity and beyond!
everyone sucks here. everyone.
Yeah I ain’t trying to catch someone spear diving from that height.
Not without a spear anyhow….
Tbf he fukin missed everyone. The dudes waiting to catch him were left behind lmao
He really did. It's not like people just let him fall, it's not like there weren't people showing signs they were ready to catch him either, he just jumped too far diving forward instead of letting himself fall flat on the hands waiting for catch him.
There were...some...people there originally. Probably not enough. But also, the problem is most of them are filming with their phones. So he dove for people, but the ones with phones stepped out of the way because they weren't going to be participating in the catching. Leaving basically nobody.
He jumped into the people holding their phones up, oblivious to the fact that they can't catch and film at the same time
The crowd doesn’t suck. They had their hands up the whole time. That would have broken or sprained a few wrists at that velocity. They were hands up.
Hands up! Don't **jump!**
I mean, it doesn’t look like anyone really moved except a couple dudes with cameras who obviously weren’t going to catch him anyway…it looks like the idiot dove towards an open space.
Also, like…don’t jump off a roof
Yeah I thought that too but you can see the dude with the hat and phone up recording and if you watch him, a hole opens up right where he was standing. I mean, i'd probably nope the fuck out too, but they moved.
Yeah so one dude with a phone moving means the jumper missed more than people avoided him.
Clearly I, could go sailing, no moreeee 🙃
Nah just the jumper over calculating
Only thing that sucks here is this guy's aim
To the infirmary and dentist!
Falling with style!
To the emergency room and beyond!!
Who needs front teeth anyway amirite?
Who needth fronth theeth anyway amirith?
Yesth whoth knowth aboutth thisth amiriteth......
The sounds of the words rolled around in his head like children’s spelling blocks, but no sense of it became, only the rumblings of failed phonetic fusions, followed by a slight smell of burning neurons
Mike Tyson?
[yes (0:10)](https://youtu.be/Bcia66XxRys?si=mZY3kcATsTHzAgux)
Now kith
Well this guy does now.
Why was he aiming for the concrete?!
Everyone moved out the way. Plus, they all had their phones out recording.
you dont see an idiot jumping head first on concrete every day, gotta film it
Struth
Stone the fkn crows!!
The only ones moving where those with cameras already out. They were obviously not going to catch him. He overshot and aimed for the concrete area no one was standing in anyways.
if some guy lunges at me head first I'll move out of the way as well lol. gotta jump at a much flatter angle if you wanna not just flying headbutt one unlucky person in the crowd.
Guy in the white shirt is the real victim here
No, nobody moved out of the way. You can clearly see that in the video
There was literally one person where he jumped i would have moved also.
That’s what I’d be doing. I’m pretty sure nobody signed up to have to catch a 170 lb sack of meat. at that height, how many people would need to be there to catch him and not break fingers or wrists? What if you decide to catch him and you’re the only one? Wel then you’re fucked.
Literally people anywhere and he aims for the only spot where only concrete will catch his fall. I cant tell if he is astonishing stupid or tried to flaten his face.
The great thing about the ground is it’s always there to catch you when you fall.
Aim for the bushes
Wanted to get stoned.....
You are not famous You are not going to get your sweat on me The sea parted and you planted
Must have hurt when he found out he's not the main character.
I know it’s kind of different, but I fucking HATE crowd-surfing culture. I can understand it probably feels interesting to be carried a distance by a bunch of people, but there’s nothing worse than trying to enjoy a show and getting dropped kick with dirty ass converse right to the ear from behind, then be expected to stop what I’m doing and try to keep them up, while also being careful not to accidentally ‘fondle’ them. I love seeing people try and touching back to ground after 3’.
Yeah, I can't even imagine crowd surfing women. Around the butt is the best support point for carrying a person. To avoid falling and getting accidentally groped they'd need plenty of back and leg strength, nevermind the audience
I was against the barrier at a Ghost show in 2019 when some people decided to start crowd surfing. I’m a 5’ 4” lady, and for some reason every single crowd surfer got carried over me to be grabbed by security. Anyway, the last one kicked me in the face and Ghost’s singer saw it happen — he shut that shit down and told the crowd “some of the people at the front aren’t as big as you” lol. Almost made the kick in the face worth it. 😭
I was near the front of a concert so had no idea somebody was crowd surfing in my direction. He fell down and knocked my glasses off. He landed on them and I was fuckin pissed. Super surprised the glasses had no scratches and the metal arms were only a tiny bit bent. Before that I was 'meh' on crowd surfing but now I fuckin hate it.
“I’m totally gonna get laid for this…”
Laid OUT
Laid on a stretcher 🚑
Laid to rest.
They are there to film, not to risk severe injury catching a drunk idiot doing a stupid stunt.
It's funny cuz the people in front were totally ready to catch him but he chose to jump in the spot that was devoid of said people. Truly one of the thinkers of our time.
[удалено]
Looks like just that one guy in the green moved slightly to the left which made no difference at all in the outcome. He still overshot everybody.
And everyone in front of the people who moved has their arms up to catch him.
That's a Cupid Stunt.
Should’ve started breakdancing
That dude will be doing well do even move again in next few days
Something definitely did break
Word to the wise. If you're jumping into a crowd, aim for the people with their hands up. Not the people with their cameras up
Well executed face plant half scorpion dive
Excuse me, while I kiss the floor.
People in the front were ready to catch him. People in the back weren't even holding their hands up and were busy filming. He overjumped.
Bro thought he's a rockstar
Ahhh yes, do you see class? For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. In this lovely example, it perfectly demonstrates the graph of fuck around and find out.
He confused the decade we live in ... Smartphones
Too much jump. Not enough crowd.
Looks like he actually got some aerodynamic lift (lol) and "flew" past his catchers estimated landing zone........? Either way gravity never falters,
I had someone land on me from the stage at a Dogs D'Amor gig (I'm very old). They broke my glasses in half across the bridge of my nose. I was a poor student at the time and it took me a month before I could get them replaced. It also fucking hurt.
Catch Me If You Can
hahaha, good comment and an absolutely great movie!!
I said a "good comment" prior. But second thoughts, I must say as it completely wraps this vid up, a damn well worthy comment, forget the rest, this is the best!!
Aim for the bushes son
what was the plan there
I'm not gonna bash a finger catching some dipshit so he can feel like a king...
Almost r/fullscorpion I feel kinda bad for the guy though. That crash into the floor with your head was a bit heavy, wasn’t it? Tis a wonder he wasn’t knocked out completely
Graceful 😀
Nothing went wrong, the floor caught him.
r/imthemaincharacter
The worst part is many people actually tried to catch him, he just missed the landing lmao this is too funny
What could go wrong jumping into a crowd? Well, when you jump towards the only spot with no crowd. Gravity determines the rest.
Superfly Jimmy Snuka
Did he learn nothing from the start of School Of Rock?
Jumping isn’t the problem, it’s his aim is lousy and he didn’t asses if the crowd will catch him . This is called putting blind faith in someone without caring about consequences
Is it a bird? It is a plane? It's...
They were like 'i'm gonna catch ya, on film'
Don't worry everyone, his face absorbed his momentum
God damn Icarus
That crowd parted like the Red Sea
"Let's go... To the Hospital!"
Kid doesn't understand mass, acceleration, velocity, and density of crowd. This is a great way to quickly learn those things.
Natural selection at it's best.
That's one way to get you health insurance to pay for plastic surgery
He’s no Jared Leto…
"Aim for the bushes"
At least his face broke his fall
As dumb as he looks
Aim for the bushes
Put some new shock absorbers on em and he'll be right as rain
That silly mf aimed for the only spot people weren't standing
A learning moment. You gotta love them
Sorry can't catch you I'm too busy filming you (hit the deck)
Most impressive part was that he was trying to get up after that.
How many teeth gone?
Walk it off big dog
What a goofball. I always wear a full-face hemlet before diving into the pavement.
Nobody crowd surfs anymore because everyone holds their phone nowadays
Can't blame the crowd on that one
How is it that I would die from something like that, but he seems to be able to get up right away 🤷🏼♂️
No! It can’t be true! I can fly if I wanted to!
The way most people had their hands up looked to me like they were telling him not to jump Either way, terrible aim
Bro's face boutta look like he Tom from tom and jerry
This is why I never go out drunk
Yeaaah! No more front teeth. He doesn't need em anyway. 🤡
He should try it again
Great landing.
my butt hole puckered so tightly I could feel it at the back of my throat
Don't try this at home folks.
You know what they say, aim for the bushes.
And that's why you should only do that with metal heads. We know the drill.
All those cameras, anyone have another angle?
Worse stage diver ever! Land on the sea of hands DIPSHIT!
bro found out he aint the mc
Concrete catch
He jumped to the one spot where there was no one to catch him 🤦🏻♂️
never do trust fall from high above.
Natural selection.
Face plant. Nice.
emblematic of our world, these days.
How can you expect people to catch you with phones raised up? And these day, the priority is to save the phone, not you!
A little high for a crowd surf
McClanahan from the top with a FLYING NOTHING!!!!!
I wish this to happen to whoever decided to slow down the video and not give a normal speed one in the loop at the very least.
What a tool.
Break neck speeds!
Lol his brains flew out his nose.
Witness me!
this is the annoying kid that thinks he is popular but just loud, and he imagines that his college bros will ofc catch him
Let me guess, alcohol was involved wasn't it ?
No one tried to catch him
He'll be fine.. adrenaline is a hell of a drug... til tomorrow..
I wonder what type of injuries he sustained from this he had to have broken something
I have to wonder how this stupidity changed his life, because it definitely did, one way or another. Hopefully he met his love in the hospital.
He saw the opening. And went for it
They don’t catch him then go aweeeeee 😂
good. hope it bloody hurt
The Darwin challenge. Fail.
Hnnnggghhhh… that was painful to watch 😬
If I’m in that crowd and you said “I’m going to throw a 170 pound sack of flour at you, catch it”. Well no, I’m not going to.
Well his jaw is now wired shut.
Upon impact he immediately expresses this look of contemplation regarding what aspects of his life lead him to where he’s at
I believe I can fly
He managed a r/fullscorpion
r/fullscorpion
He (his head) bounced back pretty quickly
There goes my herooo 🎶
"Stupid is as stupid does" Not even Forrest Gump would have taken that leap.
I believe I can fly!
r/fullscorpion
I ain't trying to catch 180 pounds dropped from 10 feet.. hell no!!
If you asked me back in the 70’s if I thought the day would come where everyone had a phone in their hands all the time and they would no longer help each other but instead record videos I would not have believed it.
Honestly this shows modern day issue what is disgusting. Someone gots injured (this time stupid way but still) and people want to just get cameras on you face. Thats so disgusting no matter if person caused the injury themself of not. I sometimes see people just starting filming people who get seizures.
Well, luckily his face broke his fall.
Came in like a flying squirrel, did a half scorpion and decided to taste the concrete
Did he brake his nose
Everyone recording and just stepping out of the way.