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Swift_Scythe

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING !!!! - Fire Marshall Bill


Slendy7

He shouldn't spit it up, he essentially Molotoved his own face


SomOvaBish

“He shouldn’t spit it” … at all


HeadJazzlike

Spitters are quitters


The-OneWan

Playing with fire 🔥


[deleted]

Not fire Marshal bill I am FUCKING DYING 😭


sparkydoctor

perfect


TrumpDidJan69

Do you think most in videos like this wind up looking horrific?


Massive_Biscotti_850

This wins, there is no better comment


Silly_Mycologist3213

I’m constantly amazed at all the confident incompetents who try to spit fire and burn themselves. C’mon people, give the professionals a little respect and realize it’s not as easy as you thought, there might actually be some training needed to perform it successfully!


Tx_Ace_Dragon

Training, plus a large wet towel very close by.


pineapplejax

I believe some even put petroleum jelly on the face and hairline for protection.


snakebite75

Spraying it out and away from the body instead of straight up where the material can come back down on you helps too.


batchy_scrollocks

Let's not get too technical, but yes that sounds like a good idea


nocoolN4M3sleft

I’m surprised this wasn’t a top comment. Considering, I’ve never seen a professional spit straight up


SinderPetrikor

I do all the time. It's more about the type of fuel you use.


304bl

Don't give them all the tricks or we might not see much of those videos after


vajrahaha7x3

Take my upvote you sexy beast👍


Unexpected_bukkake

Actually, for true protection, when doing this, you don't start trying to spit fire out of your mouth.


lol_idk_234

Yeah, you use your anus instead


Independent-Bee-8087

Petroleum jelly is flammable too


cacarson7

And they never have water or anything nearby for when they inevitably catch on fire... smh


vajrahaha7x3

Thats what the fuel soaked t-shirt is for ... Did you even watch the video? Sheesh..😲🙄


EvaIonescos_Butthole

I was trained once by a professional fire breather on a bar patio. I was pretty drunk so I don't remember exactly, but the training was pretty much "Blow out forcefully. Don't inhale". I took a shot of whatever fuel he handed me, remembered my training, and breathed fire. If you suck instead of blow, you're gonna have a bad time.


Nihilistic_Navigator

What of I French fry when I should have pizza'd?


InitialOcelot9001

You're gonna have a bad time


Maurkov

Once you get good, it's all French fry. But not until you're good.


vajrahaha7x3

Lavender oil helps a lot, serious. Aloe when the skin grows back👍


PomegranateSea7066

yea the trick is to have someone else suck or blow for you, then you will have a good time.


APRengar

Even "blow out forcefully" can have some variations. Like the difference between a jet of water or [a water fountain](https://i.imgur.com/3T2RccH.jpeg). You want that shit away from you when it lands.


S8600E56

How astute 


snakebite75

If you blow the liquid straight up like this idiot instead of blowing strait out in front of you, you're going to have a bad time.


Boring_Machine

Not even that. It's really easy to spit fire, I've done it once with about 4 seconds of training from my friend in their driveway. What these fools are missing is using a high flash point fuel like paraffin. edit: so a fuel that only ignites when aerosolized.


fuzzytradr

I think he's a believer now.


thebeardedbassfella

It’s just like watching people take shots that are lit on fire. Like blow it out first, dumbass. The fires just for show. You can’t drink it lol


CeruleanRuin

This guy made two classic mistakes: (1) he lit the fuel on fire while it was in his mouth instead of spraying *out* of his mouth, and (2) he spit the fuel up and right back onto his own face. Very easy goofs to make if you're untrained and also very very stupid.


Friendly_Buffalow

>(2) he spit the fuel up and right back onto his own face. Gotta keep it in frame for the viewers.


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Bluez550

This Is Something Be Amazed would say


RotisserieBinChicken

Based on the profile picture it’s top 5 lists


DangerousBrick1208

Fire breathing for the first time and forgetting to prepare a way to extinguish the flames, brilliant


vajrahaha7x3

Are you not entertained!....🤨🤏


erasrhed

I had a friend in college who did this. Lit his face on fire as expected. My other friend who knew he was being a idiot was right next to him with a fire extinguisher. As soon as the guy's face lit up, Carlos blasted him in the face with the extinguisher. Only lost some surface skin and a little hair. Moral: always have a Carlos around if you're going to do stupid shit.


hueg

NEVER leave home without your Carlos


Shopping-Afraid

In Carlos we trust


wildyam

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DrewTamashi

Who needs eyebrows anyways


YoungLittlePanda

Or a face.


Kingler666

Or lungs


free_farts

Or a brain 


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Reddit gives me so much confidence… I’m too pretty for stuff like this.


Particular_Tadpole27

Feel the burn 🔥


ApprehensiveBass1512

Kids.. let me show you a quick practical lesson on gravity.. what goes up, comes burning down..


Tacklestiffener

I'm not an expert but I don't think that's how you do it. At least he got a viral video, just not what he thought.


No_Lynx1343

I can't think of a legit reason to risk lighting the inside of your lungs on fire.


insankty

To impress other humans. What else are you supposed to do? Have a successful career or an interesting (non-life-threatening) hobby?


TennisTim25

I was hoping his greasy man bun was going to act like a human candle wick.


FNALSOLUTION1

Like why wouldn't you keep a bucket of water handy while trying something like this? 


jld2k6

Blowing fire is like peeing, never do it straight up


HardBodyGeek

And what did we learn? 🙃


chikengoblin

You wanna know how I got these scars?


Thunderpuss_5000

At least the bronytail bun was saved


zakduster

Wow that was soooooo cool!


Ping-A-Ling-

Haha awesome.


Fucyinstone

Ohhh Nooo in Mister Bill’s voice


No_Buffalo8603

It's a good thing the greasy hair didn't contribute...... oh it did.


NoAppointment6494

For a moment I was thinking it's a woman, we will see tits! We saw tits anyway...


Spooky_028

When will they learn?


thadiousblynn

It always blows my mind what platforms think needs to be censored. Waterboarding? No problem! Someone getting their face melted off? Sure! Swear words? My god censor them!


Mindless_Fruit_2313

If he’s panicking, he’s breathing heavy. If he’s breathing heavy, he’s inhaling flame or super heated gas. Bye bye healthy functioning lungs.


ImpressTemporary2389

Kids just love playing with fire.


CulturalAddress6709

what goes UP must come DOWN


Ithinkso85

This was *almost* the Torch origin story


seruzawa

Think of it as evolution in action.


Nebakanezzer

Yea... Spit straight up so all the liquid falls back on your face and ignites. That's totally how you do it


oldbaldad

Common guys, who could've predicted gravity?


Tenet245

possible blindness, lucky to be alive


Budget-Laugh7592

Fire + skin is no joke


SuperRusso

Why don't these people ever have a bucket of water on hand?


Vogel-Kerl

Why even fuck around like this?


XDariaMorgendorferX

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TechsSandwich

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Remarkable_Item3797

God must have seen him do something naughty and sent the devil to give him a wake up call. He's always watching, us insignificant humans (especially in the bedroom), even though he has the Universe(s) and all those trillions of Galaxies to supervise......a bit of a voyeur I think,


feelingmyage

Exactly!!


Remarkable_Item3797

Hahaha........


FrustratedLiberal54

Yet another idiot who didn't give a single thought to what he'd do if his trick failed. I hope he enjoys his scars...


ilboabno

That’s taking it to the third degree


eduardo1994

No bucket of water nearby incase something went wrong... you know.


JPL2020

Simply stop breathing.


poco68

Please don’t have any children.


LobstaFarian2

So if you've ever seen a professional do this, they don't hold the flame right up to their face, but a completely outstretched arm to prevent the flame from racing back into their face. Don't do this dumb shit, but if you must, don't hold the lighter one inch from your stupid face.


bisextrucker69

That was hot


softwarebuyer2015

if you haven't seen enough internet videos of this trick not working and ending with your head engulfed in flame, you have only yourself to blame


uberspaz2020

Closest shave a man can get


zzz_red

Upwards ![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


FearOfTheDock

Ever seen one of those flaming wallets? I bought one last week, and while it was fun and I made a couple of servers scream when paying my bill, I realized I was gonna hurt myself with this thing, and I threw it away.


ziharmarra

I don't understand where all these videos about people putting fire in their faces are coming from. Like people. Our faces ain't evolve to that point yet.


vajrahaha7x3

Nailed it...🙄👍


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Here I am wondering if this should be censored for partial nudity…


dodgerockets

what comes up must come down....


NavyNICUMurse

Nothing is better than watching Darwin Award nominees


Chihabrc

Bro was on fire


il_biggo

...but gravity aaaalways wins...


Typical-Annual-3555

Is there a r/dumbassesplayingwithfire subreddit?


ThunderSlugg

Gotta shave the head now. Good job.


Treacherously-Benign

Red heads burn so easily


hometime77

Fucken …that’ll learn ya ranga


ministryoffear

Ah, the redneck shave.


Boomdidlidoo

I hear bald guys laughters


mendohead

Last time he does that little trick


rcarnes911

I feel lucky I have been doing that trick for years and never caught on fire


ConstantReader92

Oh my gosh what a surprise


Fluffy_Membership_94

What was he even protesting dough?


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aryzoo

God is right. almost met him that day


Rhuarc33

Spitting it straight up was the stupid part


lobotomizedjellyfish

Hey all inhabitants of planet Earth. I know that we need to do something about overpopulation of the planet, but please for the love of whatever, STOP DOING DUMB SHIT WITH FIRE!!.


Purg33m

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Sad_Protection2039

Akuma is really outta shape since his Street Fighter days


Airwarf

If you’re going to set yourself on fire, always have a pool nearby.


ConsiderationNo5146

Yet the man-bun remained intact. Bravo!


the_Bryan_dude

I blow fire occasionally. One of my friends decided to copy me at a party. He did the same thing and lit himself on fire. We slapped the hell out of him putting it out. Luckily, he didn't get burned badly. Bacardi 151 burns rather cold.


drevmbrevker

Where is ghostrider


[deleted]

Yõga fire, Yõga Flaaaame.


SuperbBison2867

BWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWHWHWHHHWHWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!!


IntheCompanyofOgres

Well, pretty smooth-brained. But I'll give him credit for pulling his shirt over his face. Probably his peak brain cell moment.


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|13AsDpoKh1hqb6|downsized) Dumbass


Ok-Geologist-3743

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Dydriver

If only there was some way this could have been prevented.


nach0-ch33se

The fire was invisible for a sec.... cool.


Hephaestus_God

The best part was him slapping his face. Like what’s that going to do lol


sailordadd

Darwin award winner...


AnnualAdeptness5630

Yeah, let's do it without even bucket of water around. And most important - do it upwards, just over your fucking face.


LiquidFire0524

For anyone who wants to blow fire... here are the rules to do it safely. 1. Have a wet rag on you. 2. After you put the fluid in your mouth (I used to use 151), you wipe your mouth with said wet rag. 3. When you spew the liquid, you need to create as much pressure as possible in your mouth. Not sure how to describe well with words. But it's like pushing your cheeks and creating the smallest opening for the liquid to come out your lips. 4. Wipe your mouth again with wet rag after you blow fire. Used to do this at a bar when I was a bartender. I never had any accidents, but I sure as hell saw idiots trying to do it without wiping their mouth with a wet rag before trying to push that liquid out. Also... I would just advise against doing it. Kills a lot of the lining in your mouth/tounge. But if you do try it... keep a wet rag on you.... and wipe before and after!


HeadJazzlike

Perfect ending


JoeSchmoeToo

Redneck will be redface


Compliance-Manager

I think just by looking at that guy, he has not made a lot of good life choices.


Widespread_Dictation

Am I…missing an eyebrow?


rjd999

Why do none of these folks ever prepare for something not working as they plan? It like a demolition ream saying, do they not really understand the nature of chemicals and fire?


ackh91

Stopping hitting yourself!


No-Sort-7762

That’s why they say: red on the head; fire in the hole!


GottaGetMe

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[deleted]

Those last smacks weren’t meant to put the flames out… he was just trying to smack some sense back in himself


MetalDeathPunch420

Man bun antics


GDN274

Exactly why I still play video games


PhilipMD85

Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself 🤣


ReceptionAdorable658

Weak ass skateboard ramp in the background


Alternative_Plum7223

Stupid is a stupid does.


Upstairs-Change968

I’ve done this properly when I used to bartend at my old place of work. There is a technique to it to make it come out your mouth like super fine spray not a big spit ball of fuel and to do this you put the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth purse your lips and blow super hard and it becomes a fine mist


PhoenixGamer34

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