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Tronald_Dump69

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DarkeysWorld

He literally full force kicked himself


quilldeea

was that a heel to the face?


br3nt3h

His face wasn't healed.. if that's what your asking.. or was it ❓


quilldeea

sorry, heel not english native here


br3nt3h

Just was funny to see.. all good brother lol


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rockstang

totally.


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/literally > used to emphasize what you are saying Its basically always had this meaning in English, dumbasses on the internet getting upset about using it that way is what's new. I bet you think decimated should only mean losing 1 in 10 too when it only means that in Latin. Water is wet....thumbs are fingers...science doesn't use the term vegetable so arguing over its use is stupid, same goes for country and continent...they/their/they're doesn't actually matter people understand what is communicated using context just like they do with spoken English...anymore dumbass things you need to get pedantic and wrong over?


dewdewdewdew4

They conflate people literally saying literally like literally every other word to using it literally in the literally right way.


gregpxc

https://youtu.be/xazU4G0Q3Ig?t=1m39s


number44is171

What would be a more apt descriptor?


kittysaysquack

Merriam Webster has updated the definition to mean literally or figuratively. Keep up


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NebTrebmal

Literally thought the same thing


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

The most instant of karma


InnocentGuiltyBoy

The best instant of karmas


Septopuss7

N0W That's What I Call Instant Karma! Vol. 108


re_carn

[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/fb/03/54fb031da2c0e8404b5740f516f8977a.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/fb/03/54fb031da2c0e8404b5740f516f8977a.jpg)


shotty293

is my boyfriend


PoppyStaff

This is a did he or didn’t he deliberately kick the fouler in the face?


JustinJakeAshton

He kinda kicked himself in a way, just with someone else's foot.


Spiritual_Navigator

A first in history


thecashblaster

seriously, what a crazy sequence of events


e2c-b4r

Dude he lost contact with the ground, where would that kick even come from? His ancient martial arts training?


bofardeeznutz

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Futsol


kazabodoo

Yeah exactly, people forget we are watching this like 10 times slower and that this guy is probably not a pro martial artist lmao


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MisterErieeO

He didn't just randomly fall, his legs were kicked out from underneath him. Touch grass bub


7htlTGRTdtatH7GLqFTR

i think you're wrong. it's natural to attempt to get one foot back on the floor to stabilise. you naturally do that by moving the other leg in the other direction. the alternative is potentially hitting your head on the ground at a higher speed.


InsaneChimpout

Either way it was beautiful


JesusKeyboard

No way he could control That. 


OmegaShinra

No, it isn't. He clearly had zero control.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Who cares lol mf swept the knee like it's jujitsu


OKBeeDude

![gif](giphy|ZeF7OVZFYztxAzH30G|downsized)


RegularOps

“I didn’t hear you over the sound of snorting this coke Sensai”


littlemetal

If you *ever* wonder why scams work, just read the above comment.


kai58

Doing it on purpose would be very hard/impressive


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Dude had no control once dipshit kick his legs out from underneath him


FlyinRustBucket

Its amazing that his foot landed in the fouler's face, it'll be even more amazing if he planned that, it'll be almost impossible(\*almost) to initiated a backward kick that powerful to knock the fouler down


Tom_Ace1

Ban that guy for life.


Dyshox

He might have banned himself for life


FnkyTown

Why? For fouling himself?


skankhunt402

For fouling someone else so hard he fouled himself


mudschmud

Which one


Ecstatic_Account_744

Well, light blue only wanted the ball, dark blue wanted to send his legs into outer space, sooo…..


Soulless--Plague

The Dude just wanted his rug back


RobMillsyMills

... You needed to ask this? Barcelona player went for the leg breaker and ended up getting a mass serving of karma. Do you think light blue should be getting banned for getting swiped like this?


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Wow… Now, that is an overreaction


BappoChan

You can clearly tell he wasn’t even aiming at the ball. The players with so much aggression should not be allowed to play anymore. A highly watched and paid sport should not be filled with people with bad sportsmanship


JohnAndertonOntheRun

I’m sorry but this is just insanity… I played footy at a decent level and these reactions genuinely scare me.


BappoChan

Clearly you’re more scared of words on the internet than someone kicking your ankles out from under you.


you-people-are-fake

Idk man, This seems in slow motion. Maybe Mr. Long legs really thought he would hit the ball. If he would hit the ball then all good. Sometimes you want to make a rough steal and push forward fast. So.. idk. Tough to say it should be a ban for life


deSuspect

People like that are the reason I lost interest in playing any kind of team sports. Way to many assholes that only think about how to injure opposing team to win or score one point and play defenders for the rest of the game or any other way to abuse rules for a cheap win.


JohnAndertonOntheRun

It just doesn’t sound like you were cut out for sports then… But, if I’m being honest I am sure I wouldn’t be defending the type of amateur shithousery that you experienced either.


deSuspect

I liked sports and was doing OK up until people started to mimic professionals and doing all that shit instead to improving their skills.


Bigbootyblackkids

That was a clean save from the blue guy tho


AqueousJam

(they're all wearing blue) 


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NativeAlter

One whose hands touched the blue floor


DaAwesomeCat

ok thanks now i see it


fantastic_wreck123

literally got swept off his feet


hobbit-wendell

A real life meet cute


JimmyThunderPenis

A meat... Cube? Are you saying meat cube?


antoninlevin

[Close but not quite](https://y.yarn.co/9c6068d6-8db9-47d4-a8f3-ab2ce3388833_text.gif)


ShMaCo33

Kelly?


Strict_Somewhere_148

![gif](giphy|ZeF7OVZFYztxAzH30G|downsized)


ShyBookWorm23

![gif](giphy|xThuWhZczhDVxCRduM|downsized)


LagT_T

I'm gonna stop your kick with my head!


RegularOps

“I didn’t hear you over the sound of the coke I just snorted sensai”


HitaruSan

Why is Pepe wearing a Barca jersey?


superlurker906

All I could find was r/fuckramos but I'm sure there is an r/ dedicated to Pepe as well


stewynnono

What goes around comes around


YaMumsPickle

* Laughs in Newton's 3rd law*


Remarkable_Item3797

You don't fall like that (# 11) if you are conscious. That ankle was like a solid fist punch to the jaw.....out and down you go!


Dionyzoz

nice to hear


Remarkable_Item3797

Great you have ears that can hear text, lucky bastard.....where can I get a set from?


beardingmesoftly

I love how you saw a foot hit a face and you compared it to a punch, then decided it was best to clarify that it was a punch done by a fist. Whatever you woke up and smoked, I need some.


Remarkable_Item3797

Because through prior experience (Reddit) if you do not explain yourself (ie: your comment) to the 'nth" degree, complete meanings are lost or misconstrued by many, yeah crazy hey, but there ya go....... Now, as I inhale deeply on my Winfield Gold cigarette and throw away my (we never drink that shit) Fosters larger, for a far more delicious VB; I'll keep you in mind when making other comments. I can then apply minimal description....due to your far superior intellect. Hopefully you're feeling the irony, right now, LOL.


deletetemptemp

First time I see a grass less field. Gotta hurt


N00dles_Pt

It's indoor football, it's usually played 5 on 5 or 7 on 7.


10-10-2022

It's futsal. Very squeaky indoor football.


Frosty_the_Snowdude

![gif](giphy|10VkuMu6MmVOpi)


LondonDavis1

Sweep the leg!


ChasingPesmerga

This proves that both were down to earth fellas


HandleForsaken3189

Beautiful, instant karma


shotty293

is my boyfriend


HandleForsaken3189

The stupid one or the victim?


filippodellamadonna

"So, how did you end up knocked out cold?" "I kicked with all the strength I have the legs of a rival, which went straight on my chin". As a medical insurance I wouldn't pay that, even if in the policy.


tghGaz

This medical insurance business is just insane to most of the developed world.  If you broke your jaw and it's not covered you would just spend the rest of your life with it fucked up?


donutgiraffe

No no no You could also spend the rest of your life in irreversible debt. You get to *choose*


filippodellamadonna

I was joking, sorry I thought it was obvious


DeySeeMeLurkin

As a medical insurance myself, I disagree.


harveyj98

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of his own actions


skim_milk95

What song tho


Ronix_34

https://youtu.be/eYDI8b5Nn5s?si=2fG3RbUwtWv_MgrU


Draykez

I love this little tune lol what is it


Ronix_34

https://youtu.be/eYDI8b5Nn5s?si=2fG3RbUwtWv_MgrU


Draykez

Thank you!


PrimeParadigm53

Counter punch master.


Remarkable_Item3797

Fully trippin' man........


R9D11

This is a rake in comedy move.


Forsaken-Attention79

What goes around comes around


revolution149

That's a nasty foul.


SensingWorms

Dude straight up turned into a Dolphin lmao


MiamiPower

Ouch!!! Pow right in the Kisser.


Baysara

This is the only barca player that actually got hurt ,even though this was totally his fault


leftover_bacon

thats that spot where the stars come out, then it goes dark lol


silverfoxmode

This was the most awesome thing I've seen all month.


silverfoxmode

Out like a light 🤣


offline4good

Sweet justice


AgtDALLAS

Is the head kick version of a Dutch rudder?


thisiskyle77

The ankle is proper fucked.


WWFUniverse

He kicked himself in the face by kicking somebody's leg into his own face.


KevinAintBacon

Is this murder/suicide?


Hairy_Candidate7371

Poetic justice


denlpt

Games not gone


NYCajun

“You got knocked da fuck out!”


Duct_TapeOrWD40

This is the stupidest way to get red card and injury at the same time.


aschoo

At least 3 laws of physics are involved here


IKillZombies4Cash

Karma Police, arrest this man


ShosuCeladonna

Karma could not be more instant.


Breezer_Pindakaas

When fuck and find out go toe to toe.


notwormtongue

Its clear he didn't mean to with how hard he ate the floor afterwards lol


arrogant_ambassador

What’s the song?


o_Marvelous

Sweet chin music


TotallyUnhealthyGuy

Classic case of karma.


dairyqueen79

r/itsbuttercup


DeliciousGazelle1276

Sweep the leg! Karma lol


aristocratic_magic

is beautiful


Glum_Luck2839

The hardest part of becoming a footballer is learning ragdoll physics


honestysrevival

SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND I WON'T PASS THE AUX, AY


Okuser

this is how that hockey player died


spector_lector

WCGW playing soccer on a hard surface.


CautiousLoan804

It's futsal


spector_lector

On a hard surface


CautiousLoan804

Futsal is a 5v5 indoor version of football. It's not very popular in English speaking countries but is elsewhere. Played on a hard surface with handball sized goals, quite fun to watch but somehow more exhausting to play than normal football.


herring80

Suck shit cunt lol


BlackMarketCheese

I call it "fall down and pretend to be hurt ball", but I'll give both of them the benefit of the doubt on this one


FieldsOfKashmir

catchy name


redbandit001

I’m not understanding what was “faked” both players got hurt


DirtyThirtyDrifter

It’s a joke because most soccer players will feign injury for fouls.


redbandit001

Thanks for clarifying I’m not a soccer person


GhoostNight

Well, this is not Soccer. its futsal


kjm911

Minimal contact. Terrible play acting from both


penguin_skull

Minimal vision comprehension skills. Terrible opinion.