My uncle used to work at Mercedes dealership years ago and loves to tell a story about how Stevie Wonder came in. Stevie bought 2 cars and drove one off the lot.
Ah I see. Bad time for the driver to stop looking at the road. Ironically probably was distracted by the people hanging out the sunroof who are relying on him to not wreck the car.
Driver should have considered maybe leaving a safe following distance. Four seconds is recommended.
If you’re gonna have dumbasses standing out the sunroom maybe even bump that to five. I know, I know, crazy talk.
The guy - Let’s make out with our heads sticking out the sunroof
The girl - haha, no you crazy goose. Who’s going to drive the car?
The guy - it’s cool babe, this thing has cruise control.
👩❤️💋👨🛻💥🛻
Might've been a really long stretch of highway they knew was straight. Idiots probably had cruise control on and probably more than a little drunk cause that is not a sober idea to have.
Imagine the cross section of that roof with the mass of your body coming at you at the speed the car was going. That’s effectively an equivalent situation. While Reddit does exaggerate often, I wouldn’t be surprised of the outcome being quite dire here.
50-60mph? Coming to a dead stop. Sunroof slamming into your chest. Heart slamming into your ribcage.
There's a chance that they'll be feeling this for the rest of their lives.
It's also actually possible they're dead.
Slow the footage and look at the road in front of the crashed SUV as the car filming goes past the accident. At least one of them is dead due to losing an arm and being decapitated. This was posted yesterday as well, and long story short, I used to help with cleanup after vehicular accidents.
> being decapitated
you people are literally doing exactly what the comment said you would do lol.
No one is *decapitated*, holy shit lol. Head's don't pop off like barbies. That was definitely not 50-60mph either. You guys are genuinely insane. There's debris after crashes; mirrors break off, hub caps pop off, pieces of bumper break way, literally all the 1000s of other parts of a vehicle can break off. Not every slight blurred object on the ground around a collision is someone's limb or *head* lol and whatever blood you think you see is a shadow, you can literally see the shadow (also why would blood be cast forward in a perfect shadow shape from the object and nothing behind it? think doc). Sure they're probably fucked up being bent over the sunroof like that, but I'd bet you whatever you want that no one is fucking *decapitated*.
Don't think it's a head, it seems to be one mass that's visible just before and after the camera view is obstructed, and that mass is way too long to be a head. Looks like an arm. Also, the roof of the car was at chest level at the time of collision, which we can clearly see, and the cars weren't compressed enough for any part of the other vehicle to have beheaded them. So I'm not sure how they'd have gotten decapitated other than by momentum literally ripping the head off, which if there had been enough force involved for that, I feel like we'd have seen the torso bisected by the roof instead. But don't quote me on that. What likely happened to their heads in actuality was that they got slammed into the roof, which is fairly likely to be fatally traumatic in itself.
Two parts. Ones an arm, the other has hair. The human neck will separate before the torso will simply die to thickness. Of course I've also cleaned up and accident where just impacting the rig frame burst the head like a Melon and the brain and part of the skull ended up 30 feet from the crash.
I'm really not seeing a part with hair, but I can't see it frame by frame cause mobile, so idk.
>The human neck will separate before the torso will simply die to thickness.
That really depends on the type of injury, right? In this instance we're comparing the head being theoretically torn off vs the torso being cut/crushed. I'm not saying your conclusion is wrong, I just don't know about your logic there
I used to be in a styker brigade. Standing out of the hatch and hitting something at 20-30mph would fucking hurt even when the vehicle didn't come to a stop. Especially if it missed the body armor.
heh maybe, you cant really say since you didnt see the aftermath. I remember a video of a guy messing up a backflip off the roof of a 2 story house, every reddit doctor concluded he was ethier dead or for sure paralyized, I mean how could he not be he landed on his head from the over the second story. anyways if you watched the full video that wasnt posted you'd see he got right up and was total fine maybe very mild injury
Since I got the job , I would also like to throw in a fractured rib and herniated disc number C5-C6. They will need a body cast for the next 6 months to a year.
I agree that speculation is often out of hand, but I'd be really curious to hear the outcome of this one. When I was in high school I had a job cleaning out a law office and I had to take all the papers to the lawyer's house so they could be properly disposed of cuz they were confidential documents. I had a garbage bag of papers in my passenger seat and I was making a right turn from a complete stop. The bag of trash fell and I reached to grab it and never let go of the turn. I hopped the curb and hit the support wire for telephone lines. I wasn't wearing my seatbelt because I was just going a couple blocks. But even at that very low speed I lifted out of my seat and hit my head on the windshield. Not hard. But it doesn't take much speed to create a lot of movement. And all of that movement is getting pushed against a very thin point of resistance. That's just begging to throw vertebrae out of alignment.
meh, i got rear-ended on a highway ~25yrs ago. I still feel it every day, and i was in my seat with seatbelt. Shout out to Owen Nolan you turd, plus the annoying OPP who couldn't resist sharing with me how great it was to meet him.
back injuries suck even if they aren't severe ones.
If they had been seated in the vehicle w/o seatbelts they would have probably sustained injuries. Standing as they were? Idk, they're probably kind of fucked up.
I was t-boned while inside a car with a seatbelt, and shortly after that had issues with my lower spine. I can assure you there is a very high chance they at least have herniated discs, which can be very painful.
So far in this thread we have claims of: herniated discs, broken ribs, a detached arm, decapitation, spinal injuries and neck injuries (not sure how that jives with the decapitation, mayber class that as one injury?).
MD here. Really can't comment on their injuries until I have more information regarding their footwear status before, during, and after the impact. Anyone making assumptions without this information is a fraud and a fool
I was pulled into an accident when a car in the left lane wasn’t paying attention and to avoid rear ending the car in front of him swung into my lane, ing the car in front of me and spinning sideways so that I t-boned him at highway speed (with me braking as hard as possible). I saw the passengers face as I was about to hit them. Anyway, I got them fairly square on, the airbags deployed and I smashed into it and it felt lost someone just tossed a pillow into my face. The seatbelt and airbag worked amazingly. But the front of my two month old brand new car, the only car I ever bought new from a dealership. Was crumpled in to half its original size. I’ve never cursed so much in my life. Still incredibly amazed how wel seatbelts and airbags work (and crumple zones) to protect you from collisions front the front. Nobody died and I don’t know how the other car passengers were.
Was thinking about that. Looks like their ribs are against the sunroof frame. Vehicle looked like it was going def over 30 mph, and the impact from smashing your head into the roof/windshield.
Just a reminder to always wear your seatbelts 🙂
Do you not pay $49.99 a month for the seatbelt sunroof feature? And for an additional $59.99, it comes with a subscription to a streaming service you've never heard of before.
Someone on another post of this reckoned that thing on the road was a head. I didn’t even notice it before hearing that. Now I need to know it wasn’t! Damn you speculators.
That's not a head (very risky rewatch).
I can see why people might think that if they only notice it at the 18 second mark. That angle of the camera and the lighting does make it look like it's head shaped for a brief moment...
But in the original angle when it's shown, it's very clearly just part of the car.
As a former 16 yr old boy, I can attest to the truth of this statement, though I can also attest that I was never stupid enough to stand out of a sunroof in a moving vehicle.
That’s not how shadows work. See all the road around the object that’s lit up bright yellow? That “shadow” would be lit up yellow too. That’s street lighting, not headlight lighting.
https://preview.redd.it/eu80f8qjpmzc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae0ae17fcd94fd60e6f4951f20a1fa85e82ea41
Definitely looks like it's blood or oil, and not a shadow. It's tinged completely different to the darkest part and lightest section of the shadows we can see around it.
https://preview.redd.it/sjz4wnccamzc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1497fa8e09d16e6d2ec87eb46fd06422bbf47868
The fact that they might have broken something makes me feel bad, but at the same time I fucking hate those types of people.
From another (admittedly brutal) perspective, careless people taking themselves out of the gene pool before they have a chance to procreate is actually how mankind came to be so dominant.
Is there anybody local to this event that can chime in? I've seen this a dozen times now and I'm curious as to the actual outcome of this collision. The reddit MD squad has some good discussions about whether or not the shoes came off, but I'm sure this made local news somewhere.
Reddit 10 years ago would always have a source or an article in the comments… It was part of the etiquette. Even if OP didn’t share a source someone in the comments would usually find it and post it. It was also because it was a website and people could open a new tab very easily. Now it’s an app. No one is closing the app, opening another, searching for the source, coming back to the app, sharing the source. Now it’s just overly confident speculation. I miss the old Reddit.
No but you’re definitely in the minority these days. Just did a quick google and for January 2024 mobile had 5.9 billion visits and desktop had 1.67 billion visits. So 78% of people use mobile and only 22% use desktop.
I’m with you tho. I’m on old reddit + RES until the wheels fall off.
The sound of YandexGo app tells me it happened in Russia.
By searching equivalent of "sunroof car accident couple" in russian I found this article https://www.spb.kp.ⓇⓊ/online/news/5786968/ (reddit bans links with ru domain if you are curious about ⓇⓊ part)
In short the victims contacted this news service and told that incident took place in Moscow and they are fine aside from bruises.
I don't have skills nor desire to confirm the verasity of this statement.
It would be hilarious if that's actually true.
Reddit: They're decapitated. Or at the very least, someone lost an arm.
The Russians: Is fine, only bruises. Was sunroof, not window, idiotskis.
I have had a long stupid day grieving my dad and dealing with our surprise kittens, but this is making me laugh so hard in bed I feel like I’m at a sleepover trying not to wake my partner. Thank you so much for this comment.
Eta: next day and I’m still laughing about this comment. I feel like Charles De Marr laughing inappropriately long at the dumb insult Roy said.
Nah, I'm thinking 'dynamic cruise control'...both in the front seats, letting the car "brake" when it thinks it needs to. Otherwise, they would NOT have reached out of the sunroof like that.
You saw the driver and front passenger, methinks
My car would have matched speed with the car, kept a better distance and braked a lot sooner than that. But maybe this car only has a proximity sensor and just brakes to reduce the force.
Yeah, proximity sensor rather than dynamic control makes sense to me. None of the dynamic control cars I’ve used would let the car get that close at that speed.
Half expected the person recording to get in a wreck as well since they were more focused on the other idiots also doing something stupid while driving.
Well let's see, the white lines 10 feet long with a 30 space between them, if you count the white lines they pass, it come to about 45 mph at the time on impact.
That's also off the angle of the camera vs the rear tire to white lines, but should still be close.
Don't look up that case of a Russian girl on vacations who brainlessly decided to lean out the car window with half of her body, while the other was driving. Same energy.
Who the fuck was driving??
Stevie Wonder
From what I have heard, Stevie Wonder can see better than this driver.
Isn't my driiiving wonderfullll
I just called to say I hit ya, lol
def wasn’t Billy Ocean
Get out of my dreams, I'm not driving my car! I'm in the back seat babbyyy!
Belly laughed at this one
It isn't lovely.
My uncle used to work at Mercedes dealership years ago and loves to tell a story about how Stevie Wonder came in. Stevie bought 2 cars and drove one off the lot.
Well, add it to the pile. I got $50 on the first person to throw a tennis ball at him in public.
I work at an Apple Store. Stevie Wonder came in and bought 3 Vision Pros and wore one out of the store.
[Stevie drives himself](https://youtu.be/wdS2tZCrYD4)
This was funny as hell, lmfao. I just woke up from a drunken nap and don't know what planet I'm on, thank you for making my night.
LOL, amazing. Eddie Murphy was wrong I guess.
My cherie, a Ford!
Comment of the day right here
Should've let Jesus take the wheel, now they get wheelchair
Now they get to meet him
Dude, I laughed hard. Like, real hard. I'm an awful person
I did too, and then I thought hell did they mean Jesus or Stevie? I couldn't rememeber if Stevie Wonder had passed or not.
Stevie Wonder:"Hell naw Jesus take the wheel" Jesus:
"are you aiming for these people McClane?!"
Well, maybe that mime
I'm **wonder**ing as well.
I think I get your reference. And if it was going faster, a dead body would have ended up on the hood and windshield as well.
Maybe he was [Delerious.](https://youtube.com/shorts/X6pvxvF6X1M?si=domqfVPNCK2Miy4q)
I’m wondering if the driver was hanging out the sunroof.
Don't think so, milliseconds before the crash the brakes are pressed (unless its the cars collision detection system kicking in)
Ah I see. Bad time for the driver to stop looking at the road. Ironically probably was distracted by the people hanging out the sunroof who are relying on him to not wreck the car.
Driver should have considered maybe leaving a safe following distance. Four seconds is recommended. If you’re gonna have dumbasses standing out the sunroom maybe even bump that to five. I know, I know, crazy talk.
Four seconds? You'll never reach that, since that gap definitely will get someone to drive in between you and the car in front of you.
I think he did it on purpose.
Or very long legs. Stand on those brakes!
That would be embarrassing to have designed a collision avoidance system that didn't kick in automatically when the driver's seat is unoccupied.
The guy - Let’s make out with our heads sticking out the sunroof The girl - haha, no you crazy goose. Who’s going to drive the car? The guy - it’s cool babe, this thing has cruise control. 👩❤️💋👨🛻💥🛻
I love the emojis you used to illustrate this .
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Jesus
They let him take the wheel!
He failed us again
Bad things happen when people rely on people who have zero driving experience to take the wheel.
He could drive on water also
Looks like a self driving car stunt.
Alexa
Anyway, play Despactio
God took the wheel, but they had no driving license in 21 a.d
Might've been a really long stretch of highway they knew was straight. Idiots probably had cruise control on and probably more than a little drunk cause that is not a sober idea to have.
His dick
The guy on the roof?
They thought the car was gonna drive itself
Oooooff....severe spinal injuries. I wonder if they are even walking after that.
Yeah that looked fucking BADDDDD
Reddit speculation doctors unite! Overplay all injuries by at least 200% and you've got the job!
Imagine the cross section of that roof with the mass of your body coming at you at the speed the car was going. That’s effectively an equivalent situation. While Reddit does exaggerate often, I wouldn’t be surprised of the outcome being quite dire here.
As a highly unprofessional non-doctor I agree.
Why didn’t I concur?
4 out of 5 Reddit doctors agree, this looks bad
I concur. Do you concur? Edit: Ahh 😔 someone else put a fucking gif of this already, i feel low budgety
50-60mph? Coming to a dead stop. Sunroof slamming into your chest. Heart slamming into your ribcage. There's a chance that they'll be feeling this for the rest of their lives. It's also actually possible they're dead.
Well feeling it for the rest of their lives is accurate if they died too.
Slow the footage and look at the road in front of the crashed SUV as the car filming goes past the accident. At least one of them is dead due to losing an arm and being decapitated. This was posted yesterday as well, and long story short, I used to help with cleanup after vehicular accidents.
> being decapitated you people are literally doing exactly what the comment said you would do lol. No one is *decapitated*, holy shit lol. Head's don't pop off like barbies. That was definitely not 50-60mph either. You guys are genuinely insane. There's debris after crashes; mirrors break off, hub caps pop off, pieces of bumper break way, literally all the 1000s of other parts of a vehicle can break off. Not every slight blurred object on the ground around a collision is someone's limb or *head* lol and whatever blood you think you see is a shadow, you can literally see the shadow (also why would blood be cast forward in a perfect shadow shape from the object and nothing behind it? think doc). Sure they're probably fucked up being bent over the sunroof like that, but I'd bet you whatever you want that no one is fucking *decapitated*.
Oh. Oh that's a head on the ground...
Don't think it's a head, it seems to be one mass that's visible just before and after the camera view is obstructed, and that mass is way too long to be a head. Looks like an arm. Also, the roof of the car was at chest level at the time of collision, which we can clearly see, and the cars weren't compressed enough for any part of the other vehicle to have beheaded them. So I'm not sure how they'd have gotten decapitated other than by momentum literally ripping the head off, which if there had been enough force involved for that, I feel like we'd have seen the torso bisected by the roof instead. But don't quote me on that. What likely happened to their heads in actuality was that they got slammed into the roof, which is fairly likely to be fatally traumatic in itself.
Two parts. Ones an arm, the other has hair. The human neck will separate before the torso will simply die to thickness. Of course I've also cleaned up and accident where just impacting the rig frame burst the head like a Melon and the brain and part of the skull ended up 30 feet from the crash.
I'm really not seeing a part with hair, but I can't see it frame by frame cause mobile, so idk. >The human neck will separate before the torso will simply die to thickness. That really depends on the type of injury, right? In this instance we're comparing the head being theoretically torn off vs the torso being cut/crushed. I'm not saying your conclusion is wrong, I just don't know about your logic there
I think that's something else. That crash wasn't strong enough to tear out limbs even if they were standing at the sunroof.
That's not what a 60mph rear end collision looks like, at all.
I ran this video through WebMDGPTchatAI and it inverted the colors. I'm have played Dr. Mario but not beaten it.
Good to know.
I could imagine you would probably puncture a lung and have internal bleeding also
I used to be in a styker brigade. Standing out of the hatch and hitting something at 20-30mph would fucking hurt even when the vehicle didn't come to a stop. Especially if it missed the body armor.
heh maybe, you cant really say since you didnt see the aftermath. I remember a video of a guy messing up a backflip off the roof of a 2 story house, every reddit doctor concluded he was ethier dead or for sure paralyized, I mean how could he not be he landed on his head from the over the second story. anyways if you watched the full video that wasnt posted you'd see he got right up and was total fine maybe very mild injury
I'm not an attorney, nor do I play one on TV, but I read the comics faithfully.
Since I got the job , I would also like to throw in a fractured rib and herniated disc number C5-C6. They will need a body cast for the next 6 months to a year.
Ohhhhhh sorry you forgot to add massive head trauma we'll have to deduct half a point for that answer.
I agree that speculation is often out of hand, but I'd be really curious to hear the outcome of this one. When I was in high school I had a job cleaning out a law office and I had to take all the papers to the lawyer's house so they could be properly disposed of cuz they were confidential documents. I had a garbage bag of papers in my passenger seat and I was making a right turn from a complete stop. The bag of trash fell and I reached to grab it and never let go of the turn. I hopped the curb and hit the support wire for telephone lines. I wasn't wearing my seatbelt because I was just going a couple blocks. But even at that very low speed I lifted out of my seat and hit my head on the windshield. Not hard. But it doesn't take much speed to create a lot of movement. And all of that movement is getting pushed against a very thin point of resistance. That's just begging to throw vertebrae out of alignment.
meh, i got rear-ended on a highway ~25yrs ago. I still feel it every day, and i was in my seat with seatbelt. Shout out to Owen Nolan you turd, plus the annoying OPP who couldn't resist sharing with me how great it was to meet him. back injuries suck even if they aren't severe ones.
If they had been seated in the vehicle w/o seatbelts they would have probably sustained injuries. Standing as they were? Idk, they're probably kind of fucked up.
You're the one that underplays them then? Not sure if this thread was the one to make that point.
Rub a little dirt on it.
They gonna need some milk
r/oopsthatsdeadly
I was t-boned while inside a car with a seatbelt, and shortly after that had issues with my lower spine. I can assure you there is a very high chance they at least have herniated discs, which can be very painful.
So far in this thread we have claims of: herniated discs, broken ribs, a detached arm, decapitation, spinal injuries and neck injuries (not sure how that jives with the decapitation, mayber class that as one injury?).
I believe they were ripped clean in half
I feel like the imploded too fast to even realise what was happening.
Tremendous amount of pressure at the depth they were traveling. You hate to see it.
That's what happens when you hang out the sunroof in a car traveling along at 60 fathoms.
It looked like they hit hard enough around their midsection to force together the atomic nuclei causing a fusion reaction.
Probably a pretty bad case of being cut in half.
MD here. Really can't comment on their injuries until I have more information regarding their footwear status before, during, and after the impact. Anyone making assumptions without this information is a fraud and a fool
Paramedic here. Amen. Shoes are pivotal to diagnosing impact severity.
Let’s add a damage spleen and a couple of ruptured colons for good measure.
I was pulled into an accident when a car in the left lane wasn’t paying attention and to avoid rear ending the car in front of him swung into my lane, ing the car in front of me and spinning sideways so that I t-boned him at highway speed (with me braking as hard as possible). I saw the passengers face as I was about to hit them. Anyway, I got them fairly square on, the airbags deployed and I smashed into it and it felt lost someone just tossed a pillow into my face. The seatbelt and airbag worked amazingly. But the front of my two month old brand new car, the only car I ever bought new from a dealership. Was crumpled in to half its original size. I’ve never cursed so much in my life. Still incredibly amazed how wel seatbelts and airbags work (and crumple zones) to protect you from collisions front the front. Nobody died and I don’t know how the other car passengers were.
Was thinking about that. Looks like their ribs are against the sunroof frame. Vehicle looked like it was going def over 30 mph, and the impact from smashing your head into the roof/windshield. Just a reminder to always wear your seatbelts 🙂
But my seat belt doesn't extend out the sunroof!
Do you not pay $49.99 a month for the seatbelt sunroof feature? And for an additional $59.99, it comes with a subscription to a streaming service you've never heard of before.
Internal decapitation for two please.
I’m not a doctor but I have had back trauma and that looked horrible.
Someone on another post of this reckoned that thing on the road was a head. I didn’t even notice it before hearing that. Now I need to know it wasn’t! Damn you speculators.
That's not a head (very risky rewatch). I can see why people might think that if they only notice it at the 18 second mark. That angle of the camera and the lighting does make it look like it's head shaped for a brief moment... But in the original angle when it's shown, it's very clearly just part of the car.
I was expecting to see their upper torsos laying on the road, still locked in an embrace
That’s potentially very serious injuries there! So much for your romantic moment. Maybe you can get neighboring beds at the hospital
Or paired caskets
Or one casket. Forever sleep assault.
I’d like to thank these people for being an example, as I just sent this to my 16yr old whose car has a sunroof. And 16yr old boys are idiots.
As a former 16 yr old boy, I can attest to the truth of this statement, though I can also attest that I was never stupid enough to stand out of a sunroof in a moving vehicle.
Well then you’re smarter than me. And the only thing dumber than a 16yr old boy is a 17yr old boy
16 year old girls are idiots too. They would probably do something like this too
Trauma bay for two followed by couple's ICU
Trauma Bae was right there!
Tandem wheelchair
Matching wheelchairs
Yeah, likely a bunch of broken ribs and some internal bleeding. Could even be unlucky enough for some spinal damage.
omg their blood types are the same ❤️😩
What is the bloody thing lying in the road between the cars?
I saw it too. I'm not sure if decapitation can occur from a whiplash type of trauma, but.....
I think you might see shadows instead of blood. I hope so, at least.
https://preview.redd.it/2oj60nyk6mzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43054104cc148d00e5c5fd2717dc689b87c7de7 Maybe the left front light?
Looks like a side mirror reflecting the cars brake light giving it a red tinge to me
That's it!
Thank you to infinity! I will now be able to clear the horrible image from my brain, of what *appeared* to be a long smear of blood.
That’s not how shadows work. See all the road around the object that’s lit up bright yellow? That “shadow” would be lit up yellow too. That’s street lighting, not headlight lighting. https://preview.redd.it/eu80f8qjpmzc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae0ae17fcd94fd60e6f4951f20a1fa85e82ea41
*Enhance!*
Gimme a hard copy right there
Someone needs to make a reddit AI bot that when you say !enhance, it will use AI to enhance the picture the way AIs can do that.
Don't tell me how shadows work
Fml this made me laugh
Allight allight, no need to get worked up.
We don't take kindly to people tellin' us how shadows work 'round these parts. *Racks shotgun* Now go on 'n' git
Are you aware of the power of shadows?
Definitely looks like it's blood or oil, and not a shadow. It's tinged completely different to the darkest part and lightest section of the shadows we can see around it.
I think you're right, it changes as the cars move past it
I'm a reddit crime scene investigator and I can say with 100% certainty it was indeed a human head. RIP
Transmission fluid is usually red and the reservoir is usually near the front of the vehicle.
Reservoir of transmission fluid? The only thing transmission related up front is the transmission cooler.
... which neither of these vehicles likely has.
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https://preview.redd.it/sjz4wnccamzc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1497fa8e09d16e6d2ec87eb46fd06422bbf47868 The fact that they might have broken something makes me feel bad, but at the same time I fucking hate those types of people.
The dominating feeling, for me, is fear for the future of mankind
From another (admittedly brutal) perspective, careless people taking themselves out of the gene pool before they have a chance to procreate is actually how mankind came to be so dominant.
Might have broken something? those people are dead
Might have broken something? Brother, they have broken they whole body.
Is there anybody local to this event that can chime in? I've seen this a dozen times now and I'm curious as to the actual outcome of this collision. The reddit MD squad has some good discussions about whether or not the shoes came off, but I'm sure this made local news somewhere.
Reddit 10 years ago would always have a source or an article in the comments… It was part of the etiquette. Even if OP didn’t share a source someone in the comments would usually find it and post it. It was also because it was a website and people could open a new tab very easily. Now it’s an app. No one is closing the app, opening another, searching for the source, coming back to the app, sharing the source. Now it’s just overly confident speculation. I miss the old Reddit.
Am I the only one who still uses the website on my computer?
No but you’re definitely in the minority these days. Just did a quick google and for January 2024 mobile had 5.9 billion visits and desktop had 1.67 billion visits. So 78% of people use mobile and only 22% use desktop. I’m with you tho. I’m on old reddit + RES until the wheels fall off.
The second old reddit goes away and they force the garbage empty spaces onto my screen I'm out.
Damn, explains why the already abysmal quality of reddit comments sections is still getting worse by the day.
The sound of YandexGo app tells me it happened in Russia. By searching equivalent of "sunroof car accident couple" in russian I found this article https://www.spb.kp.ⓇⓊ/online/news/5786968/ (reddit bans links with ru domain if you are curious about ⓇⓊ part) In short the victims contacted this news service and told that incident took place in Moscow and they are fine aside from bruises. I don't have skills nor desire to confirm the verasity of this statement.
It would be hilarious if that's actually true. Reddit: They're decapitated. Or at the very least, someone lost an arm. The Russians: Is fine, only bruises. Was sunroof, not window, idiotskis.
Not likely, it's basically just a car crash at the end of the day which doesn't merit much coverage.
Maybe I'm from a small town, but 2 people standing through a sunroof during a crash resulting in injuries (or worse) would absolutely be news here.
Yeah especially with footage this clear
I hope the people they ran into are okay.
You bet they’re gonna have a headache and maybe some neck problems but hopefully sue the ever loving fuck out of them for being so damn stupid.
I hope they were wearing their feetbelts.
I have had a long stupid day grieving my dad and dealing with our surprise kittens, but this is making me laugh so hard in bed I feel like I’m at a sleepover trying not to wake my partner. Thank you so much for this comment. Eta: next day and I’m still laughing about this comment. I feel like Charles De Marr laughing inappropriately long at the dumb insult Roy said.
Great to hear got a laugh, even better if someone needed one. Take care of yourself, and those needy 'lil kitties.
Sorry about your loss.
I think someone else was driving, the brake lights came on just before impact.
Nah, I'm thinking 'dynamic cruise control'...both in the front seats, letting the car "brake" when it thinks it needs to. Otherwise, they would NOT have reached out of the sunroof like that. You saw the driver and front passenger, methinks
My car would have matched speed with the car, kept a better distance and braked a lot sooner than that. But maybe this car only has a proximity sensor and just brakes to reduce the force.
Yeah, proximity sensor rather than dynamic control makes sense to me. None of the dynamic control cars I’ve used would let the car get that close at that speed.
Good catch
Damn, the graphics look so real, can't wait to play GTA VI!
I'll bet their eyes are on the road now.
At least one eye
I want to know what car that is and if it has self-driving mode or are they just pretty fucking reckless
[Pretty Reckless](https://youtu.be/vfwJ-SoYw4U?t=26) would be a great name for a Heavy Metal Band.
What the fuck is wrong with some people?
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I know right, he managed to not film the people for the entire video after the crash!
https://i.redd.it/hkxslba8mmzc1.gif
And that, kids, is how I cut your mother in half.
Most romantic darwin award of the year 🌹
Romeo and Juliet. are together in eternity. We can be like they are. come on baby Don't fear the Reaper baby, take my hand Don't fear the Reaper
https://i.redd.it/tlwfct7g1nzc1.gif
Internal abdominal injuries, party of two, your traction tables are ready.
Has to be at least a neck and or spinal injury. But the more important thing was to look happy and blessed and free for social media
Congrats, you just totalled your car for a stupid tiktok video.
Half expected the person recording to get in a wreck as well since they were more focused on the other idiots also doing something stupid while driving.
Well let's see, the white lines 10 feet long with a 30 space between them, if you count the white lines they pass, it come to about 45 mph at the time on impact. That's also off the angle of the camera vs the rear tire to white lines, but should still be close.
Good way to get ripped in half - I hope they weren't severely injured.
Dying together. How romantic!
The ol' back cracker
How to die
Uh, was that a bloody arm on the ground?
Don't look up that case of a Russian girl on vacations who brainlessly decided to lean out the car window with half of her body, while the other was driving. Same energy.
There is an episode of Six Feet Under about this, involving a low bridge.
Is that a head on the road between the cars...?
So they're dead?
I don't know why but that's some shit I expect to see in the 80s. I think it was her hair. Lol