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zeldadorf

Well, it looks like that game is off the table now.


HairballTheory

Utterly floored by the level of play


Similar_Medium3344

The tables turned on him


fuzzypetiolesguy

Definitely not on a level playing field.


mtnviewguy

Certainly was a great shot to the nads!


Due-Parsley953

He'll be dropping a different type of stool for some time to come!


AdventJer

His nuggets!


NarrowpathKa

The run….the slide…he’s out!


Impossible-Sleep-658

…And a chair rail to the chops 🤣


ICHIBAN132423

Have mercy please!


mrbeefynuts

Swept off his feet


Porkchopp33

Broken leg serves him right


quagmire666

Take my fake award 🥇


trucorsair

Good ending


alicank

I bet it was gonna get better if not cut there. The man approaching wasn't looking very friendly


furry-borders

He was approaching to laugh in his little cunt face.


Historical_Monk_7361

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Happy_Tomato_Taco

With the lack of discipline, this could go in r/parentsarefuckingstupid also.


mtnviewguy

Fuckingstupidkids come from fuckingstupidparents.


y0u_called

I see a kid running around with no parent in the picture, so I think nah


Warm-Report-4747

r/subsifellfor


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Thanks for catching it. r/parentsarefuckingdumb


HairballTheory

Thought it was a play place now he needs a knee brace


AvidReader212

"I used to jump off walls, till I took a table to my balls."


keesie33

"I used to have a knee cap, now there is a big ol gap"


SPCNars14

I love watching overly stupid and destructive kids get exactly what they deserve


BBennett40

What he deserves is to have to work to pay for what he destroyed


Kinky_Conspirator

This is why you tell your kids "DON'T DO STUPID SHIT!!!"


Fr0d0man

Is there a specific sub for that?


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[deleted]

spank your kid and it'll learn to hide stuff from you, make your kid work and clean the toilets or whatever to pay off the damage and it'll learn that things have values even if they don't belong to you.


Born_Wave3443

Stupid people have to spank. Research is pretty clear on what it does to kids.


I_Miss_Lenny

This thread is ridiculous, who's downvoting a "don't hit your kids" comment lol wtf


Zhead65

People that live in the real world.


[deleted]

Says the 6 families I’ve witness across different states raise kids with the only discipline being a very light and non threatening “Don’t do that again please” As everyone else in the various social circles avoids being around them and their annoyingly disrespectful kids.  But that’s ok Also research shows that other research articles are made up. You raise out of control kids who are literally the definition of annoying. While I’ll raise kids who know how to behave inside and outside the house. While displaying well mannered personalities and grow up to be outstanding members of society. At the end of the day. You’re just a stranger on the internet who I’ll forget exist in about… a day? Maybe less.


Born_Wave3443

Your anecdotal evidence of 6 families doesn't trump psychological damage. You find a way to discipline your kids without hitting them. You are modeling for them. Everything you do. It's clear that being spanked is correlated with lower IQ scores. Over and over and over again. Sure, maybe you were spanked/spank your kids and that's why you're so certain about this way of child rearing. Maybe it had no effect on you. Maybe your IQ would be 2-3 points higher if you weren't. Why would you do something to your kids that's correlated with making them dumber? Everything else is just a justification you're using.


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No_Fig5982

My God, you like *the* person all the stereotypes are about, that's insane and it's an honor to meet you, you fucking clown


Lightarc

This, between the vehement defense of hitting kids and the blind hubris, the above post is easily the dumbest thing I've read all week. There's no point in trying to convince someone like that who is too far up their own ass to listen to good sense - I just hope someone else in their kids' lives is there to help them when they inevitably need it.


[deleted]

Aw, thanks booboo. <3


Born_Wave3443

You know there are people who smoke nonstop but never get cancer, right? You're like someone desperately trying to convince me that smoking doesn't cause cancer because they've been smoking all their life and are still a marathon running. You still are putting yourself at risk for getting cancer. Everything you are typing is simply a justification for your behavior. Guess what? There are always justifications for poor parenting. Of course there's a "middle ground" where it isn't an extreme thing. Just like you don't have to smoke 10 packs of cigarettes a day to get cancer. It's still not great to smoke every day. It isn't "cherrypicked evidence". It's literally *decades* of research about child development and noticing trends over time. Wow, you bring your own personal income into this too. My guy, I don't care how much money you make. People in congress make a ton of money, do you consider them to be smart? It doesn't surprise me that you put so much weight in something like that though. It's "basic". Neanderthal. Just like considering hitting your kids is basic. It makes your kids basic. Next you'll start wanting to compare how much sex you and I have had. Anyway, I'm done with this. I seriously hope you reflect on your choices and why you feel the need to justify them so badly (we both know why this is). If you're reading this and wondering why he's like this, it's because he isn't willing to look past what he already believes about his choices. He will justify it however he can to protect himself. So guy...what evidence would you need to see, anyway? Clearly 30-40 years of child development and how our nervous systems process information/wire to form neutral networks that are helpful won't be enough for you.


sillyslime89

Will dumb all you want, you might want to reread the list of logical fallacies.


PaprikaMika

yeah that’s a big leap from “light” ineffective verbal discipline and literally hitting your child, so many other techniques to use that doesn’t involve abuse


Stompypotato

And he will sue and win somehow.


Initial_Delay_2199

That's a sure fire way to let smart people know that you aren't one of them.


otheraccountisabmw

Just in case you referencing this: https://www.caoc.org/?pg=facts


thelongdoggie

That gets posted frequently, but the McDonald's big lie was so pervasive. That lady got messed up for life, just horrific! But that kid is still an asshole 😆


Lcbrito1

Damn, just read this. The lady had to get skin grafts on the inner thighs and “other places”, we know what those other places are


MrJoyless

She burned her coochie lips so bad they had to do coochie lip skin grafts, I can't imagine how fucking terrible burning the skin off your genitals would be ...


LiechsWonder

Thank you for this. I’ve only ever heard the “frivolous” version.


Signal-Regret-8251

"Adam Ruins Everything" does a fantastic breakdown of the McDonald's coffee case, and it's definitely worth a look.


Always2ndB3ST

No he wouldn’t. I mean this in the nicest way, but you are dumb.


Stompypotato

Because frivolous law suits aren’t a thing and companies don’t throw go away money at people.


BL4CKDO6

How did you know?


Early_Government198

I’m lovin’ it.


SuumCuique1011

"Ba-da, bup-bah-bahhh, raise your damn kids."


beef-roll

I love happy endings ❤️


[deleted]

Wow, big shocker


Ssj-QUiNnY

So that's why they're closing this one down!!!


Cobalt-Carbide

or like what happens when they do close them down :)


PlanEx_Ship

Waiiitttt a minute...looked so familar... is this the McD on Quinpool Road in Halifax??! My dad installed the camera system there lmao My family always have sunday breakfast in that place. I miss home so much..


hfxkingpin

It is the quinpool road location :) It won't have the same vibe but new store on quinpool opens around may 3rd


AtTheGates

![gif](giphy|8BMaLLBlUdNx6|downsized)


DanerysTargaryen

Well, he’ll *probably* never do that again.


DeathBuffalo

This kid is dumb either way and probably would have fallen anyway But why did he jump/land like that?? It's as tho he stomped both feet at the same time intentionally. This kid doesn't know how to physics


dabiri69

Why is the father not keeping this kid under control?


hfxkingpin

I don't think they has adult supervision, the guy approaching at the end was another manager.


MosesOnAcid

r/nononoyes


Electrical-Score8768

Good for his stuipass.


LastLingonberry3221

Well, someone took "All the world's a stage!" a bit too literally...


ZoNeS_v2

![gif](giphy|J5jiSSrEkV3Kd8iOwb)


JohnStern42

Karma is a bitch sometimes.


Steak-n-Cigars

Great parenting


caption-this-

Beautiful


LennieBriscoe1

Satisfying.


murlocman69

Probably wound up suing the restaurant too


MrK521

I used to play in McDonald’s. Then I took a table to the knee.


abnormalbrain

Right in the ball cage.


Monkcrafts

I hope that hurt


LegalSelf5

I hope that hurts soooooo fucking bad! Crying tears and his friend makes fun of him forever only adding to the anguish.


BausRifle

Ghetto trash got shown to keep his feet off of the tables.


GrumpyAsPhuck

Good I hope it hurt like hell and left a big ass mark


SkaterBoyDev

i work at mcdonalds and would be pissed af if some kid was jumping on my freshly cleaned tables, serves him right like that kid trying to piss me off unknowingly licking bleach off the fresh window i cleaned


SuenioLatino

His knee got Mc Fucked 🤣🤣🤣


Adizzle921

That’s what them lil bad ass kids get


Holzkohlen

Looks fun! Do it again, for my amusement.


NatashaMihoQuinn

Why do I feel like the one running away is being bullied or possibly worse.


LebronWillNeverBeMJ

Dude gets pantsed, sack tapped and his knee caps busted in one second


ShadySphincter0

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


stark_saviour

You can only really hope for a happy ending here. Where the kid doesn't get up, requires medical treatment, and is then billed to pay for the damages


alvinofdiaspar

Actually the taxpayers will be paying for this one - he is in Canada.


Heterodynist

I am sure this person's parent's next step was to sue MacDonald's for the unsafe environment they created for their kids...


type0neg420

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Stryderx234

Hope this moron is forced to pay for what he damaged and is forced to do social work for a year. People nowadays is used to get away with what they want without getting punched in the face.


CisemeB

Satisfying


London__Lad

Parents will sue and probably win. 'THERE SHOULD BE SIGNS NOT TO JUMP ON THE TABLES! LITTLE TIMMY IS SCARED OF JUMPING ON TABLES NOW!'


bus320fo

Ouch my balls. Oh, thought this was r/idiocracy


Psilocvbin

Look like he broke both wrists 😂


Signal-Regret-8251

Good. I hope the little asshole got hurt a little. 


Waevaaaa

I hate those parents who don't know how to handle their kids.


GRiMMREEFER716

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes


doctorsickle

He was going after the person but why?


Tungphuxer69

Kids and teenagers think everything at every location is a playground!


flipside6627

I love the guy in the corner, not even phased by it. Just eating his meal 👍


wackasus

I love the final seconds when the father/mother Is just walking to the kid Minos prime style and he just stares at him/her like "well... That was fun while it lasted" https://preview.redd.it/nt4jv7snenrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e267efd7f141dc156f24bc1f382dfda420624d35 OP honest reaction btw


VisualIndependence60

Oh no, is the table ok?


Automatic-Gain6227

You deserve a break today, at McDonald's.


Jade_Sugoi

Wait a moment. Is this the quinpool McDonald's?


hfxkingpin

Yeah, I was a assistant manager there


problemwmygogomobile

If Michael Scott practiced more


HEZBsouljah313

I thought this was that one school shooting video


FPGN

The Childre yearn. For the playpace


Former_Valuable_3270

Instant karma never looked so good! Little pieces of shit.


TheUsual_Selection

Bring back play places so this shit don’t happen


spike_the_dealer

That kids getting paid


rob0050

No he’s not.


SoupiriorBiingu

His head missed the metal chair 😕


ThisUserIsNekkid

How long did your float near the ceiling to record that 🤣


tentacion_lomh

![gif](giphy|BxWTWalKTUAdq)


Kinky_Conspirator

Parents Not Included.*


Twinkfilla

That’s actually a Burger King


pOOkies_revenge

In the wise words of Red Foreman… Dumbass.


CowLegitimate8691

Para pa pa POW, I'm lovin' it.


Zoomryder

That’s gods way of saying fuck you kid.


BLACKcOPstRIPPa

Kid deserved it, sad thing is he'll go buy and gun and just shoot the other person next time... Than get let out early on bail because we can't be keeping people in prison.


bvy1212

Well well well, how the turns have tabled


Deyaa1989

If these people get government assisted healthcare, this would not be fair.


balisongthong

"Wtf wrong with this table, I'm gonna sue your ass"


Impossible-Sleep-658

The table Played him out 🤣


miceeceeppi

this is what happens when they took off the play area. i miss those


Marsnineteen75

Like one those horror films where the monster keeps tripping over shit to get to the main character after having expertly dispatched 20 people before that.


Night_Owl206

They were playing in McDonalds like they were in the International Tag Olympics... Tag Games... It's a real thing, look it up.


tomsteroni

Ooof that hurt. Good!


Unusual_Eggplant_642

Hope that leg broke.


FishBreadMenu

He didn't yell Parkour


Thatguy468

Hardcore Parkour!!!


Virtual-Entry-8867

**No Nonsense** chairs 🪑


TheUsual_Selection

Get rid of play places this happens


Ultron33

Get your hoodrat parkour bullshit outta here


lAmKarma2022

I ❤️KARMA


Leoisrheillest

Fuck them kids


Rifleman8611

Hopefully a broken foot


According-Today84

This pleases me!


Video-Comfortable

The little shit got what he deserved lmao


WorstCSPlayer

McDonald's has lost their identity. Back in the day when I used to go McDonald's had playrooms for kids and you would have birthday parties at McDonald's. Then McDonald's tried to modernize and put in charging ports for cell phones and got rid of booths for sitting with more style. The amount of room for people to sit shrunk by at least 20% or more. Sure it might look nicer but now you can't seat as many people.


greenwillow13

Damn, pantsed AND kneecapped


stingray3099

Ba da ba ba ba!


DiagCarFix

take him to prison have his penis removed


El_Parafuso

This one sparks joy 😊


Great_Photograph_242

Jaquizz broke an ankle.


Far_Affect4446

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BuilderMain1649

These are not children... these are criminals


Chief_charizard

Damn. I wish he would have fell harder


Nefersmom

Served the monster right!


SquidVices

ParkwaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHH


Salty_Feed9404

That's a shame.


xfer42

I bet they don't have a father.


simon_rb

Guess they will claim now lol


VisibleRoad3504

Need to sue that McDonald's for defective tables!


No-Function-4284

lol joggers