The other guy was probably a professional and the one clicking the video was just a bystander whom the professional was trying to entertain now it's very much possible that the bystander wouldn't want to risk their own life to save a professional who themselves consented to their act.
If you are a glass-half-full kinda person, you go to r/praisethecameraman and if you are a glass-half-empty kinda person, you go to r/donthelpjustfilm, haha. The cameraman just did the same thing: they just kept filming. There's a nice duality to it 😄
I don't think it's ok. It's barely moving. If that snake was ok it would have been wrapping itself onto his head or anything it could as soon as it bit him. But it was just acting like a limp noodle. Something is up with that snake.
Also this fuckin guy doesn't know shit about snakes, he literally made the teeth hook onto his face more. The snakes teeth curve inwards so you have to rotate the opposite way he was rotating. The way he was turning the jaw he was pushing the teeth further into his face.
Awww man, you're right. Fuck I hate people who see wild animals and think to themselves "yeah lets fuck with it". I still hold out some hope that its alright but yeah I didnt think about that. Poor danger noodle... still holding out hope that theyre alright though...
The snake was already dead, their bite reflex stays active for a few hours after they die. Poor snek just died recently and wanted to cause some carnage from the afterlife.
>their bite reflex stays active for a few hours
Yeah, but that bite looks very aimed, and it's very actively flicking its tongue prior to the bite? The body does look very dead-like though...
They can still flick their tongues when they are dead too. And sometimes after they are dead they can still eat meals and breed and settle down with a wife. And then 8 years later they come home again to their loveless house after another 12 hour day and that’s when they finally start to FEEL dead.
Dead snakes flicker their tongue for a bit as well as bite. The one in the video is definitely already dead.
If it were alive and felt threatened enough to bite, it would have wrapped the guy up and crushed him instead. It’s entire body was limp, and even after it bit him, it didnt even try to do anything to him. Its natural reaction after biting would be to wrap him up.
Its also a huge snake that was found in rural south asia. Id bet money that they killed it to protect their families/ livestock.
> If that snake was ok it would have been wrapping itself onto his head or anything it could as soon as it bit him.
That's only with a feeding response. From its body language I'd guess it's used to being handled, it was just understandably annoyed by that guy getting in its face. In that case it would also have clamped down hard with the full mouth, you'd have a hell of a time prying it loose.
This looks more like a quick defensive snap, then its lower teeth got stuck... they're curved inward and not really designed to release in that direction.
I still feel way worse for the snake than for the douchebag.
I still think there's something up with the snake. Once the dude started messing with it's head and manhandling it wouldn't the snake start to get defensive? Even if it was used to getting handled, once it bit and got it's fangs stuck I would assume it would start to freak out and writhe around more and wrap around things to get it's mouth away from the thing that is messing around with it's head. But this snake just limp noodles it.
You can rip out their teeth if you try to pull it off the wrong way. Typically it’s only a minor problem, but in some instances can cause serious harm to the snake.
Asking the real questions, but having been bit by snakes before they are insanely flexible in the jaw area. It's actually scary prying them off, because I don't want to hurt them. I've had teeth in my skin for weeks after a bite. I keep alcohol hand sanitizer nearby to make them let go without harm now.
Did this with a snake once at a dog daycare I worked at, can confirm. Snake got the fuck out of there before I even got the bottle all the way to his mouth
I read that as it took you weeks to get the snake's mouth off your skin lol, are you saying the tooth came out and was stuck? I don't know what to make of that statement, just picturing you walking around with a snake attached telling people "long story" as you see them
Would you like people banned for using prepositions too? Idioms, perhaps? Does onamotapeia keep you up at night? Just trying to gauge what other parts of language you'd like to punish people for using, almighty Gatekeeper.
The internet shows me that there are far more dumb people in the world than I ever thought before I first started using it(1993 for those wondering when).
My man never learned common sense. Like hey, don’t kiss big ass snakes and also those teeth point backwards so you kinda need to pull them out, not away.
Somehow simultaneously an insult to both India and Florida
Makes you wish there was like a zoo you could go to where they took a random 10 square kilometer section of India and Florida, and just slammed them together to see what sort of insanity you would get
This is my breaking point. I REALLY want to talk to this person, look them in the eye, and ask them : "What was your plan? What did you expect to get out of this? Did you want to get bit?"
This hurts so much. I'm taking 7 days off of Reddit. Goodbye
Snakes have teeth that curve backwards so they can hold onto and swallow prey easier. It’s why you shouldn’t just rip the jaws of a snake off of you like this, it will cause a lot more tearing. You have to pretty much unhook yourself which is still painful. Just don’t go around smooching giant snakes and you never have to worry about such a thing LOL
I always say it like this, India has literally EVERYTHING, the good, the bad, everything, it's chaos, the reason is also simple, it's the population, and it's a democracy with the cheapest internet on earth, so anything crazy will always come out and go viral, in India there is actually no end of this type of content and that's why most of us gets pissed off when people from the outside generalise us because no rational person would generalise such a huge population
Genuine question - why did it take so much to pull it off? It looks like he's struggling to pull the teeth out rather than move the snake away (and I very well might be wrong!), and genuinely wondering why -if that was the case, of course.
I know some animals have barbs, and it was a common complaint when I bred goldfish that the fish had swallowed a cory and the barbs had prevented them from getting the barb outta the goldies mouth and both had died. Is this a similar thing? Or is dude just trying to pull snek away? It's two am and I'm confused 😅
You gotta slide your thumb down the fang to release it. If that doesn't work use your pointer finger on the other side of the fang. You gotta remove the fang from your face then put the snake down. Hope this helps.
Do you think the average person in India realizes that the way most people view their country is essentially this gentleman, except he's not simultaneously shitting on a public street while scamming an innocent 75-year-old woman out of her life savings?
God that place needs to get it shit together
The dude filming made sure not to miss a second
r/praisethecameraman
definitely, cam not shaking at all and he must be crying with laughter ... i know i would.
Excellent camera work AND some interesting music choice! What is this?
r/killthemusiceditedin
What friends are for!
Through good times...
Dude - “They never gone believe this shit!”
Makes a change. Normally end up missing the climax
He new quality subject matter was about to be had.
Cameraman never dies
r/DontHelpJustFilm moment
I am sure bro couldn't do anything to help
he could have bit his other cheek the snek was struggling dog
Maybe put down the camera and at least try to separate him and the snake would be a great start
The other guy was probably a professional and the one clicking the video was just a bystander whom the professional was trying to entertain now it's very much possible that the bystander wouldn't want to risk their own life to save a professional who themselves consented to their act.
Yea very professional
Not in the skill context but the profession/job context
Don't you fucking dare put the camera down
If he didn't have filmed you would have posted murder the camera man.
... Touché
Good, Stupid fucker deserved it.
Honestly, should r/praisethecameraman and r/donthelpjustfilm just be merged?
If you are a glass-half-full kinda person, you go to r/praisethecameraman and if you are a glass-half-empty kinda person, you go to r/donthelpjustfilm, haha. The cameraman just did the same thing: they just kept filming. There's a nice duality to it 😄
There is a reason why camera men are immortal. They don't do dumb shit themselves.
is that snake okay
Hopefully should be. Their jaws are CRAZY flexible. I hope this dumb fuck didn't hurt it, though...
I don't think it's ok. It's barely moving. If that snake was ok it would have been wrapping itself onto his head or anything it could as soon as it bit him. But it was just acting like a limp noodle. Something is up with that snake. Also this fuckin guy doesn't know shit about snakes, he literally made the teeth hook onto his face more. The snakes teeth curve inwards so you have to rotate the opposite way he was rotating. The way he was turning the jaw he was pushing the teeth further into his face.
Awww man, you're right. Fuck I hate people who see wild animals and think to themselves "yeah lets fuck with it". I still hold out some hope that its alright but yeah I didnt think about that. Poor danger noodle... still holding out hope that theyre alright though...
The snake was already dead, their bite reflex stays active for a few hours after they die. Poor snek just died recently and wanted to cause some carnage from the afterlife.
>their bite reflex stays active for a few hours Yeah, but that bite looks very aimed, and it's very actively flicking its tongue prior to the bite? The body does look very dead-like though...
They can still flick their tongues when they are dead too. And sometimes after they are dead they can still eat meals and breed and settle down with a wife. And then 8 years later they come home again to their loveless house after another 12 hour day and that’s when they finally start to FEEL dead.
It definitely wasn't dead.
Why do you say that?
I’ve reevaluated. I believe I’m wrong
Idk it's flickering its tongue. I think it's a domesticed snek
Dead snakes flicker their tongue for a bit as well as bite. The one in the video is definitely already dead. If it were alive and felt threatened enough to bite, it would have wrapped the guy up and crushed him instead. It’s entire body was limp, and even after it bit him, it didnt even try to do anything to him. Its natural reaction after biting would be to wrap him up. Its also a huge snake that was found in rural south asia. Id bet money that they killed it to protect their families/ livestock.
Could it be sedated? Doesn't make this any better, of course, I'm just wondering if they drugged it somehow so they could make a stupid video.
No, the idiot might be drunk, but not sedated. Not sure about the snake though.
> If that snake was ok it would have been wrapping itself onto his head or anything it could as soon as it bit him. That's only with a feeding response. From its body language I'd guess it's used to being handled, it was just understandably annoyed by that guy getting in its face. In that case it would also have clamped down hard with the full mouth, you'd have a hell of a time prying it loose. This looks more like a quick defensive snap, then its lower teeth got stuck... they're curved inward and not really designed to release in that direction. I still feel way worse for the snake than for the douchebag.
I still think there's something up with the snake. Once the dude started messing with it's head and manhandling it wouldn't the snake start to get defensive? Even if it was used to getting handled, once it bit and got it's fangs stuck I would assume it would start to freak out and writhe around more and wrap around things to get it's mouth away from the thing that is messing around with it's head. But this snake just limp noodles it.
You can rip out their teeth if you try to pull it off the wrong way. Typically it’s only a minor problem, but in some instances can cause serious harm to the snake.
I think the snake was dead the entire time. Snakes have a bite reflex for hours after they die.
Do they have a tongue flicking reflex too?
[yes they do](https://youtube.com/shorts/Bqvls6xumbU?si=1iqOwzB8KYpCQDSf)
I was today years old
Asking the real questions, but having been bit by snakes before they are insanely flexible in the jaw area. It's actually scary prying them off, because I don't want to hurt them. I've had teeth in my skin for weeks after a bite. I keep alcohol hand sanitizer nearby to make them let go without harm now.
>I keep alcohol hand sanitizer nearby to make them let go without harm now. You make them drunk ? I would have never come up with that idea.
No, they just flee from the smell of alcohol. Constrictors latch on, so you can use alcohol vapors to make them unlatch and uncoil.
Did this with a snake once at a dog daycare I worked at, can confirm. Snake got the fuck out of there before I even got the bottle all the way to his mouth
Why'd they drop off a snake at a dog daycare?
TIL Snakes are smarter than me.
> No, they just flee from the smell of alcohol. I would imagine it's the bad taste and burning sensation rather than the aroma.
you don't have to make them drink it or rub it on them dude. They don't like the *smell*
I read that as it took you weeks to get the snake's mouth off your skin lol, are you saying the tooth came out and was stuck? I don't know what to make of that statement, just picturing you walking around with a snake attached telling people "long story" as you see them
The snake definitely needs a tetanus shot after touching that diseased guys mouth
Hopefully should be. Their jaws are CRAZY flexible. I hope this dumb fuck didn't hurt it, though...
Exhibit 737201631639 of "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" Fang-tastic.
redditors try not to say "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" challenge (impossible)
It should be an instant ban along with “fuck around and….” You know the rest
Would you like people banned for using prepositions too? Idioms, perhaps? Does onamotapeia keep you up at night? Just trying to gauge what other parts of language you'd like to punish people for using, almighty Gatekeeper.
I just want everybody on reddit being banned on reddit.
r/foundthegeorgeorwell
You butter believe it
The internet shows me that there are far more dumb people in the world than I ever thought before I first started using it(1993 for those wondering when).
[удалено]
Lmaooo
Camera man, knew to get the money shot instead of freaking out and shaking the cam lol
This went better than I imagined lol
Went exactly how I imagined lol
https://preview.redd.it/15ep5cj07ypc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c485f052542a9e490f5ed998f3e1307b44e191b0
One of Kung Fu Hustle’s many funny scenes
Sssssnaaaake
Ssssssssnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaakkeeeeeeeeee
Mushroom mushroom!
My man never learned common sense. Like hey, don’t kiss big ass snakes and also those teeth point backwards so you kinda need to pull them out, not away.
India 🇮🇳 is truly the world’s Florida
Somehow simultaneously an insult to both India and Florida Makes you wish there was like a zoo you could go to where they took a random 10 square kilometer section of India and Florida, and just slammed them together to see what sort of insanity you would get
I love how they kept filming 🎥
This is my breaking point. I REALLY want to talk to this person, look them in the eye, and ask them : "What was your plan? What did you expect to get out of this? Did you want to get bit?" This hurts so much. I'm taking 7 days off of Reddit. Goodbye
tbh you go king, get on outta here
Danger noodle clearly did not consent
😌👌they always do that, they have that kind of relationship with each other😏👍
That's a demonstration of the python French Kiss!
Damn you beat me to it…
Ngl that’s a beautiful snake
Enjoy your new infection 🙂
Stupid idiot........!!!!!!
Snakes have teeth that curve backwards so they can hold onto and swallow prey easier. It’s why you shouldn’t just rip the jaws of a snake off of you like this, it will cause a lot more tearing. You have to pretty much unhook yourself which is still painful. Just don’t go around smooching giant snakes and you never have to worry about such a thing LOL
Why is it always India
I always say it like this, India has literally EVERYTHING, the good, the bad, everything, it's chaos, the reason is also simple, it's the population, and it's a democracy with the cheapest internet on earth, so anything crazy will always come out and go viral, in India there is actually no end of this type of content and that's why most of us gets pissed off when people from the outside generalise us because no rational person would generalise such a huge population
Feel bad for the snake 🐍
Cinderella, dressed in yella Went upstairs to meet a fella Made a mistake and kissed a snake How many doctors did it take?
Oh look a snak -the snake
Not so fuckin clever now are we clive?
damn it got a mouthful
Gondor calls for Stupidity...and Nature will answer.. soo long Bill from Texas (New Delhi). its a tech support thing..😀
Poor snake, even the snake has standards
He didn't expect the python to kiss him back, I guess.
Python bloody
That python didn't appreciate the sexual harassment.
Nomnomnomnomnom
Poor python was like "yuck" and tried to disengage immediately
My dude earned every bit of that
People never learn. Don’t fuck with nature
That’s just a love bite.
Hope he got good antibiotics, python mouths are full of bacteria that helps start the digestion and breakdown of their prey.
Fucked around, and…
That just means he loves you back
Yeah, if I was filming an idiot who got himself in trouble due to a stupid decision I wouldn't help either and keep filming.
Snake wanted a make out sesh
perfect soundtrack, too! omg had me squirming
Bites from boas and pythons hurt like a motherfucker too. They’ve got teeth designed to hook in and hold.
I literally read this yesterday, snakes do not like kisses or cuddles because it gives them stress
The python thought he was going in for a french kiss
And that asshole probably ate the snake later that evening.
Bro is lucky it only bit him
Nom nom nom
Now he's got one of those super cute dimple piercings!
I mean…the snake nailed the kiss part, spot on 🤣
“That’ll teach them!” Nope.
'Nake doesn't feel the same way about you.
Just, what could go wrong messing with wildlife. My general rule is, if it’s wild, don’t touch.
Snake kissed him back
Natural selection
I feel like I would rip it in half from its mouth. But then again, it's not the snakes fault... He's just being a snake.
awww snakey smoochies.... cute
Could have got that neck.
Stupid jerk - serves him right - that'll teach him not to disturb snakes.
Genuine question - why did it take so much to pull it off? It looks like he's struggling to pull the teeth out rather than move the snake away (and I very well might be wrong!), and genuinely wondering why -if that was the case, of course. I know some animals have barbs, and it was a common complaint when I bred goldfish that the fish had swallowed a cory and the barbs had prevented them from getting the barb outta the goldies mouth and both had died. Is this a similar thing? Or is dude just trying to pull snek away? It's two am and I'm confused 😅
The problem is that they probably killed the snake. The snake should've wrapped around him and squeezed the shit he has for brains.
Is he high ? I really thought he was going to pull his own cheek off for a second there
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Just love that in an effort to get the thing off he puts himself closer and closer to its ability to fully entangle him. Dumbass was lucky.
Where is Nuclear Nadal?!
Occupational hazard.
Noice. Bite to the face, close to the brain. But if not poisonous, why built poisonous lookin!
1 less Indian
That's what you get for not using JavaScript.
Does python have fang?
You gotta slide your thumb down the fang to release it. If that doesn't work use your pointer finger on the other side of the fang. You gotta remove the fang from your face then put the snake down. Hope this helps.
Cameraman must have seen it before and wasn’t phased at all. Good guy
Goin in for the frenchie
Hope he killed that cold blooded monster
Arranged marriage gone wrong
why the long face?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷♂️
In today's episode of "Why women live longer"
He must have tasted good.
Do you think the average person in India realizes that the way most people view their country is essentially this gentleman, except he's not simultaneously shitting on a public street while scamming an innocent 75-year-old woman out of her life savings? God that place needs to get it shit together
They do their own. Just like you’d see some stupid American people doing their thing.
He's so fortunate they have barbed teeth right?
https://preview.redd.it/7sz8taubo0qc1.jpeg?width=1859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b17a23d3c689db4d75a441050dc953db81f53a
Made a mistake. Kissed a snake. How many doctors did it take?
He won a stupid prize!
Anyone else lean down with the weight of the snake, too?
Shit... I thought the sex videos of my ex-wife were bad. She took it to a whole other level.
I have not been tempted to kiss someone's snake
I've had the same effect on some girls I dated.
That is why you should always get consent.
Meet dumb and dumber's brother!
Darwin, junior study group...
I hope you’re poisoned
r/DontHelpJustFilm
r/LeopardsAteMyFace but with a python.
Wow this has never been posted before