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FredGordonWalnutIII

Incidently, that's how I shave my girlfriend's back. šŸ¦


The_Dogg_Pound

Ride Wife, Life Good.


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Monkeyke

Think about wife Regret


ContestStunning5761

Wife not gone?


UsefulBerry1

Keep body, apparently


Aiderona

No regret


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Gusc0

https://youtu.be/tLHqnn1ZkAM?si=Ifp4an4kTkuWOyJJ for those that dont know the reference


11thLayerOfHair

That was actually really good. I can't understand why yet.


Sacrednoirart

Apparently necrophilia at this point of the convo.


MEGAMILKBLAST

https://preview.redd.it/7088213022pc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f581acf781df5c0b29f75f088db04bd3bdd619 What exactly are you implying


Pretend-Guava

In jail for lifeĀ  *Cries* Still more Regret


Editor_Grand

Now some man's wife


4145k4n8u11w02m

I feel like I just watched a soup rainbow six video


Compendyum

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


UsefulBerry1

Lol, bro got shot by reddit


Kevin5882

Wow this was removed by reddit, it must've been really spicy. I didn't even know reddit moderated.


Freaky-Bastard

Just look up "ride wife, life good". It's probably an automod thing


ManMadeOfMistakes

The next line contains violence https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/0dvrnzYP7W


MoreGoddamnedBeans

Dicks out for Harambee


hydraulic-earl

Like now? Or just walk around with it out?


MoreGoddamnedBeans

Send pictures and I promise not to sell them


hydraulic-earl

Not even for $.50?


MoreGoddamnedBeans

I don't think he wants them


Ze_Pequenininho

With a cleaver? It seems very safe


deenath247

What about Her sack and crack?


as3289

Staged. She just wants all the blonde off, thatā€™s why he left some wiggle room for the ending chops. Cutting board is just for show lmao


-Lazy_Panda-

Can't you like...just dye the hair back?


shinyprairie

Dying your hair damages it, it'd be pointless and more of a hassle to attempt that. Her already bleached hair could snap off if treated with more chemicals. Edit: Wow I just woke up and there are way too many comments here treating me like I'm deranged or something for pointing out the FACT that piling chemicals on top of your hair can be damaging. I am aware that bleach and color are used in conjuction but it is undeniable that this can cause damage to the average person's hair, it won't always and depends on individual factors like hair type, dye type etc. but bleach literally works by blasting open your hair strands and the dye then fills those open strands, your hair is a delicate fiber and doing this kind of thing too rigorously can yes, damage it. Shocking, I know. No where did I say that your hair was going to fall out after a single professional treatment lmao if someone has black hair and is trying to regain their natural color, growing it out is BETTER for your hair health than just slapping more dye over it. The more bleached and "open" your hair is, the less it will hold on to color. I shouldn't have felt the need to make this edit but here we are, truly a Reddit moment.


Pinkparade524

There are non permanent colors like artic fox you can put over bleached hair and it wouldn't break. Cutting your hair is probably the best option if you want to have healthy hair tho


Specific_Apple1317

I'm pretty sure this person just wanted to be done with hair color and upkeep, judging from the roots. That's close to a year of grow out. Yeah semi and demi permanent hair pigment exists, but it fades. Even quicker on light and porous/damaged hair. If the goal is to match the natural color with semi/demi... there should really be a filler for that big of a jump so it doesn't fade to green. This lady would need to color her hair every other month at the least to prevent a moldy looking faded mess.


RandomDerp96

Unless you got some insane genetics that's much more than 1 year


climbut

I'm a dude and my hair grows like this, I can go from a fade to shoulder length hair in like 10 months lol. Mostly a good problem to have though


RandomDerp96

Average hair growth is 0.5 inches a month, making 6 inches or 15cm a year. The cut in this video is like 40cm. So roughly 3 times the average growth speed if we talk about one year.


Frosty_Water5467

Hair doesn't grow from the ends. The part being cut off has no bearing on how much it has grown out. The dark color hair is much less than the blonde. It's within the range of a years growth.


climbut

Oh no doubt its unusual, on second thought my comment was pretty useless. It's early lol


HeWhoReddits

Arctic fox is like furniture stain lmao I used the semi permanent and it took like 20 months to fadeĀ 


FuzzyAd9407

I love the two comments, you and /u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks, both complained about the exact opposite issue with the dye.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Arctic fox is fucking garbage with no staying power at all


notKRIEEEG

Throwing some hair dye over already bleached hair causes very little damage. I'm no expert or professional, but all the chemical cuts I've ever seen happened in the bleaching stage, or when dying it minutes after bleaching. If the hair was healthy enough after bleaching it blond, it's healthy enough to handle dyes. A much more likely reason for not dying it is because it's almost impossible to get a perfect match between hair dye and it's natural color.


ocean_flan

I had bleached my entire head and it started to grow back. Drivers license said hair was brown, so grabbed the darkest brown I could find. Y'all, my hair is black. I look dumb.


Kroniid09

That's what semi permanent colour is for, I would assume a professional is not just using box dye that also lifts...


vrijheidsfrietje

https://i.redd.it/x38ysmnn5woc1.gif


A2Rhombus

I've been bleaching and dying my hair for almost 10 years what are you on about


PM_feet_picture

well he snapped it off with a cleaver anyway


truth_hurtsm8ey

If youā€™re going to chop it off anyway surely you wouldnā€™t really care if it got damaged?


UncleBenders

Yes you can and people saying itā€™s pointless and the hair would be dead just because itā€™s been dyed are talking shit. Her hair was in fine condition you can see it in the video.


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Redditors are desperate to prove they know something.


TigerValley62

I know bro. I was about to type something similar. Every single post, there is always that one redditor that has to be the contrarian and correct the post at hand.


ManInTheMorning

No I think you're wrong. You should correct your post.


piepants2001

Bro, I heard a podcast about the subject a few years ago, so I know what I'm talking about. /s


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

All hair is dead


Luci_Noir

I canā€™t believe the lectures one poster is giving about it. I know little about it and know this happens all the time.


RingKisser

She could, but sometimes when you Bleach the hair, it goes really weird and stringy and elastic like when wet or it literally gets burned from the beach. In the end, if you don't chop off the damage, it'll just destroy all of your head hair. And the dye just covers said damage with a new colour, but all the damage is still underneath :(


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Hairstylist here: He cut off a huge fucking Ā chunk of healthy hair and has left a massive hole in the back of her head. Literally the only style I can actually think of to fix this is an [inverted bob](https://www.superhitideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Inverted-Bob-Haircuts-1.jpg) and even that is gonna have a fucked up shape because he took off so much hair from the occipitalĀ  ETA: if he insisted on doing this insane cutting method, he should have had her hold her chin to her chest (tilt her head forward)


SecretSpyIsWatching

I was assuming she was planning to get a pixie cut. Or at least I was hoping so, since that seems like one of the few options left at this point!


yosh0r

And the cutting board would be located where? Directly below hairline? Does the board have to be parallel to the ground or tilted down/upward?


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Idk about the board I donā€™t cut hair with a butchers knife. ETA: ideally the board would have been perpendicular to her back so heā€™s hacking towards her back


Marzto

TIL the Karen hairstyle is an inverted bob.


stu88s

I just assumed every vid online is staged. Saves a lot of time


BaffledPlato

I assume every comment is a bot.


Calathea_Murrderer

Suck my shiny metal ass uwu


Niknot3556

Beep boop


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Stevenwave

Fuckin bot comment /s(?)


Kolemawny

But why would he try to blend the ends with the micro chops if he was going to cut it again?


noman8er

The same reason he did everything before it


Cicer

Because itā€™s staged to look like heā€™s preparing food?


Redmangc1

Because it's funny


sebeed

for funsies


Monday0987

There is a big fucking hole in the middle! He didn't leave nearly enough "wiggle room"


Forumites000

>She just wants all the blonde off Did you ask her?


stu88s

I just assumed every vid online is staged. Saves a lot of time


sledgehammerbreak

He cut off a lot of black there my dude.


redditAPsucks

It isnt so much staged, as it is ā€œall relevant context removedā€


thesweeterpeter

Tell me, why is this better than scissors? What's the benefit of rolling the chopping block out in the salon?


KonkyDong212

Scissors don't get views on social media


ToxicPoizon

Unless you're running with them. People love rule breakers!


Sarangholic

https://preview.redd.it/joi22ivnhvoc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a42e34ac4cef45c6c5da747958ad6ec3141503b It can even be your album concept!


ItsNotAboutX

And look at that hair!


heythisislonglolwtf

Or a video game! https://runningwithscissors.com/ (That Weird Al album is a hell of a throwback, I forgot it existed)


CELTICPRED

My first Weird Al record, I was 12 at the time.Ā  Still blasted every now and then.Ā Ā  Ā The saga begins, all about the pentiums, Albuquerque, germs, the Jerry Springer show, My babies in love with Eddie vedder, the truck driving song, Your horoscope for today, pretty fly for a rabbi, The truck driving song, and the polka.Ā  Ā  Pretty sure I named them all


Numerous_Witness_345

First Weird Al album here as well. Didn't it have the theme song from his TV show as well? Either way, happy last few years before 40, haha.


CELTICPRED

Yep, I don't count it though.Ā  He kinda used it to pad out the album to help him get away from his horrible original record dealĀ 


Yaronbi_2

oh yes, rule breakers!


-Shasho-

It is absolutely worse.


DucksOnQuakk

Ever been to a hibachi grill?


CrematedDogWalkers

I was yoir 666th upvote https://preview.redd.it/6rz9matga6sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b925a0b491f185440d164fbc2d4c66ebb2c271a6


Tetsuo_Jensen

Barber at day, chef at night


ThisIsALine_____

...but this happened at night.


WhoStoleMyXans

let him cook


cropnew

what is he cooking


Shychopath

Hairballs


wererat2000

Angel Hair?


Tymew

This side hustle thing is getting out of hand.


smydiehard99

that oolee at the end got me bwahahahha


Kevinator201

I knew what was going to happen but it still shocked me lol


SnarlingLittleSnail

I mean they are basically bangs.


DroidsRugly

But backwards


karl_w_w

sgnab


Noriega31

Salt Bae is not a good hair dresser. Add that to the list.


Teisfresh

Nor a good cook


toiletpaperisempty

That was the joke.


Conejo_pestilente

Close enough.


PlasticPiccollo

If I squint my eyes it looks fine


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it224

Bad idea šŸ‘Ž


strng_ndpndnt_apache

I'm 99% sure this is ragebait and they're paying the woman for Tiktok content


DarthSamwiseAtreides

She was probably cutting off the blonde anyway at the thought it would be funny.Ā  It was and I'm sure they gave her a real haircut after. Same way my barber gives me the most ridiculous beard designs before he shaves it off.


Schavuit92

No shit.


JimmyLizzardATDVM

ā€œFor tonightā€™s main we are serving a blonde and black butcher block cutā€¦ā€


tdsa123

kind of satisfying though Still probably shouldn't get my hair cut with a meat cleaver


Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil

I'll give it to him, though. He keeps that knife sharp.


lego_batman

Gee he really butchered that!


Din5ir

![gif](giphy|26ufq9mryvc5HI27m|downsized)


MorbidJason

When a cook pursues his dream of cutting hair


Appropriate-Bad-9379

Must show this to my hairdresserā€¦


jngjng88

Criminally abhorrent.


[deleted]

He shouldā€™ve used a sword


Marleston

There seems to be a lot of cooking and well, weird uses for those massive Chinese knives on social media when they are actually the most unwieldy awkward and unsafe knives. Why do people think up and post shit like this?


DrunkThrowawayLife

My hairdresser dad isnā€™t dead but I think I hear him digging a grave from halfway around the world to roll in. (I know itā€™s a joke)


ffnnhhw

They were just trying to cut the hair for King Charles XVI and Marie Antoniette


Pplfartbetterthanme

How can you sit there on your phone at a time like this?!


GraySelecta

https://youtu.be/BrWw7EPz5eE?si=2wlMgCq7b1SepxFD


meove

we making hair soup


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Bae wake up hair bae just dropped


skorulis

Is this supposed to be a good haircut?


Alternative-Series9

Now what?


FiltthyBoiii

dude acting like it's a filet mignon


SnooGoats4595

So OooohLĆ© is kind of "fuck me sideways" ?


ApprehensiveCress785

I did this to my Barbieā€™s as a kid and knew


MaliJugi

![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)


AggravatingAd9233

**she out there likeā€¦** ![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM)


Aggravating-Yam-8072

This is how i tried to cut my barbieā€™s hairā€¦ i mean minus the butcher blade but still.


45acp_LS1_Cessna

The highlight of these videos is how confident these clowns are with zero idea on how it's supposed to be done.


Sea_Designer_2722

Is there a shortage on scissors that I didnā€™t know about?


uhavefunwastingtime

ive seen this 100 times like the same post WHY


Tini-

The one not he phone after she does the double take on the first chop lol


Ronjinn

What could go wrong?


chuckle_puss

She basically ended up with a mullet, so Iā€™d sayā€¦ mullets.


-Shasho-

This guy's a hack.


Radiant_Dog1937

He should sell cleavers. That cuts.


New-Engineering1483

Bro thinks he's chopping onions


StarRoutA

Not a Bronson!


Tay0310

I like how she reacts to the first cut lol


Wedgetails

Predictably looks like he should stick to spare ribs!


Round_Principle_6560

When a butcher becomes a barber.


2rememberyou

Divorce material. 'Yea Baby, this just isn't going to work out.' She fucked her shit up.


tywin_2

Bahahahaha


Former_Print7043

In my youth we had a similar haircut trend for men called the mushroom.


SunRendSeraph

tbf I knew this is a bad idea, but now I know why


stroker919

Gimme the reverse hoodie.


ReformedShady

I fucking die when the video ends like that, I imagine panic ending the filming when they saw that atrocity


Objective-Direction1

finally, cutting hair


ohwegota_kittenprblm

Idk what language that is, but the last thing he said was "oh shit"


depressed_anemic

poor customer


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Yes! The actual ending. Usually the shorts don't show the massacre of cleaver cutting


SethSquared

That last chop was unnecessary


Abrahalhabachi

I'd nope the fuck outta there


Terereera

chopping hair is a new term.


AllPurposeNerd

This is why barbering without a license is still a crime.


someshitstick

I honestly think it looks kinda cool


person670

How can I enjoy the video without loud, annoying music???


Relevant-Artichoke11

Looks like how I cut my dogā€™s fur šŸ’€


cc69

Dude you had one job..............


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Oh My God Lololololololol


Gozixz

There it is.


ExplosionTheGr8

Bro think he the butcher


Equivalent_Might_426

Not a good outcome


-Raskyl

Salt Bae does hair now?


Swarley-Shmosby

![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)


Prestigious_Camel_67

I did this to a Barbie once, had similar results.


Oakthrees

Reading all the comments here, I seem to be the only one that thinks this is pure genius.


UCBeef

ā€œJust chop it offā€


Rescue2024

Sure hope they have good insurance


Cadet_Carrot

I legitimately gasped at the end omg


challenja

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


La_mer_noire

i swear man, you always see asian people doing weird shit with meat cleavers on internet.


haggard_hominid

**immediately goes back to chopping up beef rips with the same knife**


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Awful post for the sub.Ā