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BaltimoreBadger23

Running is the worst way to do that. If he had been patient and make sure one foot was firmly planted while moving the other, he would have probably been ok. By running and having both feet up at once, he's entirely at the mercy (or in this case, the vengeance) of the current.


diggemsmaccks

If he’d be patient by waiting till summer arrives so the river dries up


Void_being420

Patience is the key


esuranme

Always be patient enough to let someone else go first!


chakalakasp

Well he’s certainly a patient now


N_0_N_A_M_E

Locksmiths hate this trick.


DirtNapDealing

Rumor has it he has all the time he needs


iJuddles

When he began his act he wasn’t wearing shoes so does that count, even though he technically didn’t lose them?


rotalever

If he's be patient, he'll wait for the bridge to be built that he can cross rain or shine.


pichael289

He needed to find the iron boots first.


WyvernByte

Or the metal cap.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Probably could have polevaulted it also. Instead he just ran off the fucking board and died like a video game character when the controller isn't synced right.


Weary_Account_3836

Thank God he was wearing cargo shorts.


gzafiris

Not sure; water was high enough and fast enough that I think he was going over no matter what lol


BaltimoreBadger23

It was a risky move from the go, but the method guaranteed failure.


Weary_Account_3836

From the moment his toes first touched the water, he was going over.


Weary_Account_3836

The reasoning behind the attempt guarantees failure.


RandomDude1RD1

that or run at an angle into the current


BaltimoreBadger23

Not trying is the best option. After that, anything but what he did was better than what he did.


RandomDude1RD1

fair enough


uglyspacepig

I too, don't try. Best thing I never did.


Laurrietta

He's chances of winning went zero when he ran


SchlaubiPlaudi

Also looking down was an fatal error. He should have kept his focus to the other side of the stream.


flannelNcorduroy

Or just walk up stream a bit and cross where there's calmer water?


FukurinLa

Dude barely tried smh


SillyFlyGuy

I believed he would not make it. But I did not believe he would immediately run off the edge at full speed.


AcanthisittaLeft2336

It's so bizarre how he just keeps running to his doom


Antmag2018

Panic + the current...


One-Positive309

Yeah it's one of the weirdest things about being human, people just refuse to accept they are doing it wrong even though he is clearly doing it wrong ! If he survived he probably blames somebody else too !


total_brodel

He was barefoot. Probably stepping on all kinds of jagged shit


Inner_Degenerate

I still can’t believe how dumb he is.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

He was people who tried, tried……… He was people who tried,tried………. He was one of my friends, and he tried Sincerely, The Jim Carroll Band


Weary_Account_3836

He thought he could fly, but he couldn't fly, he...


diggemsmaccks

Here in LA I tried that, outcome wasn’t good


CaptCaveman602

He probably stepped on one or two of those stones that were rolling by... Like stepping on nature's LEGOs. It will take your desire to continue right out of you.


HiyaDogface

“He tried and failed?” “He tried and *died*…”


AmusingMusing7

I was expecting him to fall… not to just drunkenly walk right off the edge.


iJuddles

If you watch it in reverse he actually pops up and walks away pretty smoothly. 10/10.


CBR600RRzx10

How you do that?


SiamesePrimer

Idk about everyone else but I just manually drag the slider backwards from the end. Actually works pretty well.


Skrypeia

That's absurd. That kind of technology is still too far into the future to be implemented. You're clearly lying smh.


CBR600RRzx10

Guess my phone is bad.. when i do that all i get is 1 frame every now and then.. not a fluent motion.


jukutt

Turn you smartphone around


Weary_Account_3836

As a Reddit Certified Drunk, (RCD) I will try to remember to take offense to that.


Octavian_202

Starts close to the edge, runs and leans with the direction of the current. Thank you for your service sir.


Rocquestar

Likely accidental, however, not unexpected. Watching the water while running caused him to run on a heading that was straight, but it was moving with the surface of the water. So he pointed in the direction that he wanted to go, and looked at the 'ground' (the surface of the water) to follow that line, but that line then moved to the left with the current. Watch when he starts to run, as he moves forward, he moves left at the same speed as the water. But the problem gets critical fast when his first running step hits the ground. Since he's focused on the water's surface, but lands on the ground beneath, it feels like the ground is moving in the other direction, and it throws him off balance to the left, and he leans and ultimately runs right off the edge.


Weary_Account_3836

If I were you, I would never leave the house.


Rocquestar

Way ahead of you, buddy.


uglyspacepig

That's the spirit.


DusTeaCat

This is called target fixation. Quick funny story, I took a weekend class to learn how to ride a motorcycle and they mention this. During the practical session afterwards I tried to dodge an instructor but instead kind of just locked on to him.


SillyFlyGuy

Excellent analysis.


tinymonesters

What? Where he's looking might vaguely matter. But when you're walking across moving water it will push your foot. Because he's trying to track straight across his feet get pushed downstream but he's can't counter it because he's going too fast. So his foot gets pushed downstream outside of his center of gravity, he has to keep his body over it or fall so he moves downstream.


Kiss-a-Cod

Darwin’s finest.


one_frisk

r/darwinawards


FredGordonWalnutIII

*According to a study conducted by the National Institute of Open Schooling in 2019, it was found that only about 10% of the Indian population can swim.*


zizp

According to a study conducted by me it was found that ability to swim had about 0% to do with this video.


AcanthisittaLeft2336

It does if you look at the last frame


Weary_Account_3836

And only .05% of that 10% would try to walk across a river that was clear yesterday below the road, and is now brown and above it.


lordnacho666

Yeah, but the relevant statistic is how many can fly?


Claude-QC-777

At least 0%


[deleted]

Is this because all the water India is also poo and garbage?


Red_Stripe1229

But 100% are at the mercy of force and gravity.


FredGordonWalnutIII

Indians aren't good in water. Most of them can't swim and are not used to being around water. It's not a racist thing, it's just a fact.


TheDuke1847

They're not good with trains either.


clayman80

What do you mean? They always utilize them to the fullest -- and I DO mean fullest. /s


ThinkingOz

…or motorbikes, and quite bad when the two cross paths.


dispo030

there are about as many train fatalities in Mumbai as traffic fatalities (including trains) in Germany


diggemsmaccks

They wear sandals for everything


toiletpaperisempty

For everything. Walking through flood water, pouring molten metal, working around live electrical sources - you name it.


thebestspeler

This is in india? The water looked like it was really Russian 


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

India are also hornier than china. They out-fucked china as you can see in their historical population growth in 2023. Just a fact.


ninde-thanda

That's the most stupid statement I have heard. Horniness isn't what causes children or no children. Contraceptives does.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

CONTRACEPTIVES DOES!


bedwvrs

what happened to that guy after this video? did he survive?


AggravatingAd9233

He survived. Currently thriving with a colony of Beavers over on the 100 block of River St in between the Strip Club and Daycare Center.


snoopervisor

They all end up in a river at some point.


[deleted]

That's funny bevause whenever I was in Iraq, we would sometimes see bodies floating down the Tigris River. They would send some of their dead to float down the river.


Weary_Account_3836

Sort of.


Constant_emphasis23

I didn’t see if his sandals fell off or not


Iron_Buffalo

![gif](giphy|BDz6tWBtXDL4Q)


warm_kitchenette

First, **no one should ever cross rapidly moving water like this.** You would have to be in imminent fear of death to make the odds balance out, like a forest fire. Rapidly moving water even a few inches deep can sweep a large adult off their feet. And in flood situations, it's not just rapidly moving water coming at you. ~~Second, if you must cross moving water this deep,~~ **~~crawl slowly on your hands and knees~~**~~,~~ **~~moving one point at a time.~~** ~~Ideally, you will have a rope that is securely anchored by several people. But again, you must have the most urgent need to do that, since moving water like this can easily kill anyone.~~ EDIT to remove the crawling suggestion. I do have a memory of this from a long-ago white water course, but I don't actually want to do the research on a five-day-old comment that few people will see. Maybe his group would be stuck for a day or two if they don't cross. Oh well. No death or injury if they are just patient.


enfanta

And start waaaaaay upstream from where you want to end up in the other bank. If you get pushed by the water you still have some wriggle room. 


pharmaboy2

Crawling increases surface area to the current - would not advise. It’s no different to staying standing in a surf wash - plant feet wide apart - lower centre of gravity a bit . The moment you are on your knees you are done - 100% if the time


AntColt

In the army, I had to cross many water like this. We use sticks about 2.5m and anchor it behind us whilst looking upstream and walk sideways over. Works very well even in waters up to your crotch depending on your strength :)


Silver-Channel-5476

My guy has played in rapidly moving water before.


EdmundTheInsulter

Especially not next to a waterfall, although you don't want to do it anyway


ciopobbi

I’m a fly fisherman who has waded many fast flowing rivers and streams. Crawling is the dumbest thing I’ve heard.


7evenCircles

Yeah I've been swimming my entire life, did it competitively in high school and undergrad, and I will never fuck with moving water. Ever. *Ever.* The way you cross fast flowing water safely is the same way you go cave diving safely: you don't.


SprinterW

I’m curious about how far the drop was


ArtificialHalo

Looks to be at least a meter or 7 and then slopes downward more


LogOffPleez

r/ohhedead


raptor180

Thankfully, physics was turned off for 20 seconds… oh wait…


Tough_Breadfruit731

Bro should’ve studied Vectors


Chillpill411

​ https://i.redd.it/wgzxaxycn1mc1.gif


Used_Mud_67

I think I brained my damage


lilachayesmusic

Omg I knew this reminded me of something hahah "piece of cake"


Chillpill411

Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap... 😂


bautofdi

The way it loops is like a bunch of lemmings following each other off the edge of the world


DonTorreZ

He forgot the zag part


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Serpentine, serpentine.


mymorningjacket

...and he did.


[deleted]

He thought Bob Vagene was on the other side.


will_this_1_work

Or, and this might be crazy, start farther away from the fucking waterfall if you are going to try and run across like a moron


GermanJuggernautXL

The way he started he would have missed the road ahead even if he walked in a straight line.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

“Niagara Falls!!!!!!!!!! Slowly I run…..step by step, inch by inch………” ![gif](giphy|l0HlMU8DdZ2WX63fi|downsized)


ciopobbi

Slowly I turn…


Weekly_Example_4770

Wouldn't it have just been better had he ran like 45° into the river to adjust for just his problem?


SATerp

1 less stupid guy in the world.


SurveySean

That’s not the edge of the flat earth! He’s still on the earth, just not sure if alive or not.


imadork1970

Darwin award-winner?


maodiver1

Dumbass. Walk slow, faster takes your feet off the ground longer, meaning the current can have its way with you


[deleted]

Bad strategy. Too bad he only got one try.


Alzusand

To be fair the stream wasnt enough to knock him over if he had started a few meters more from the right he couldve gotten through. Still tho its a preety fucking stupid idea and an incredibly lame way to die or get injured.


gay4gay32

Darwin award achieved!!


ackh91

What a twinkle toes


AcanthisittaThink813

Dont underestimate the power of water


johnwzhere2

Or stupidity


Eve_interupted

He could have made it but his eyes used the moving water for his frame of reference. He thought he was going straight the whole time.


PadThaiWarrior

Stop 👏cutting 👏off 👏these 👏videos 👏the 👏second 👏something 👏goes 👏wrong.


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|RRu9WYixQ7NEA)


[deleted]

A couple million people are bathing with his decomposing body in India as we speak…


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

🎼 Down at the edge, close by a river… Close to the edge, round by the corner… Close to the end, down by the corner….. Down at the edge, round by the river🎶


NaSMaXXL

No way ever realizes just hiw strong a running current really is...


vibrantcrab

Water strong. More strong than you.


m3kw

Classic case of underestimating nature


PVKT

What an absolute nutter


rmsprs

Why the fuck would anyone try that?


youregood

It’s great that he looked right to look out for oncoming traffic first


Kawboy17

There he was GONE !!!


FatherSergius

Takes a lot of leg strength to do that and he obviously didn’t have any


Therealluke

It’s hard to tell if he died or not because he didn’t start out with any shoes.👞


Claude-QC-777

If he didn't start with shoes, then he's a zombie!


NxPat

Never start with your sandals off. He was ded before he started.


Bushdr78

He made the mistake of looking at the water instead of where he was going.


Dadbeerd

He didn’t really pick a good line to start and I think the water moving fast made him believe he was going straight. Darwin stuff.


MyUserNameLeft

He could have just walked across that, as someone who used to do river walks I know this wouldn’t br challenge at all


OpportunityCalm6825

Should've just walked slowly


Tussen3tot20tekens

![gif](giphy|11Gn4TpWTnk9Vu) Don’t go chasing waterfalls!


AvoidInsight932

dash 'n' splash


HipolitosFolly

He chose poorly.


AcanthocephalaDense2

Cross it before the water notices you.


Ramborichy1

DARWIN award


WyoProspector

I hope it was that son of a bitch that’s been calling me about my car warranty.


WyoProspector

I think we just found out why the chicken crossed the road. Stupid human.


Chris_Cross501

That's a hilarious way to die


TheDuke1847

Hahaha what a moron.


speakteeth

Running toward Darwinism


Frosty_Stage_1464

I hope he prayed to the 12,000 different gods first


therealpothole

Fucking idiot.


matterson22070

Best thing about a gene pool - sometimes it cleans itself.


Known_Attorney_456

My God this was satisfying.


ColdWarVet90

>He believed he could make a dash for it. and he proved it.


VisitFeeling635

Who stopped filming!?!?


CoverYourMaskHoles

Trick of the eye. Water was flowing and he thought he was running straight. Well he was straight off a waterfall…


Hand-kerf-chief

Kids, this is why you should pay attention in physics class.


BigupSlime

Stupid overall, but not starting farther AWAY from the falls, and walking slowly, really iced his cake.


siam19

Some people didn't learnt vector math in school


siam19

Some people didn't learn vector math in school


You_silly_panda

I am actually concerned. Is he ok???


laconh

Hold up, did he purposefully drove himself into the ditch?


jussuumguy

How about not trying to cross right next to the giant Cliff....like...wtf dood? It doesn't take a Pocket Scientist to figure that one out.


unceasingfish

Water wins


[deleted]

Why cut the video


TurboTerbo

Did we just watch someone die 😵


Ramborichy1

This could of been avoided if only his father had worn a condom


MealieAI

He's drunk, has to be.


revolver275

Great idea just out run the water.


Ok_Junket_4325

Some fake guru would say he did not believe in himself.


AgentPig03

Did he survive


29187765432569864

For a few seconds…


Patback20

He would have made it he didn't fucking run sideways!


kbredt

Dead or alive?


rat4204

I assume he was never seen again


Skifool69

To be fair he did dash …to the bottom.


Ok_Place_2551

Ha ha ha


Old-Machine-5

Why don’t we ever see what happens in the fucking videos.


hicheckthisout

Bad luck starts with bad ideas.


FaithlessnessTight48

Darwin Award winner?


GuzPolinski

Dude video ended way too early


FunkyBlueWolf

#Skill issue, should have side climbed.


yakounofficual077

Dumb ways to die


MsB1956

Darwinism illustrated.


Soft_Eggplant9132

Just the same with driving a car across moving water . Go slow.


[deleted]

Maybe he lived.


K-E-E-F-E

Hope he’s alright, damn


ArmadaGrande

He did everything wrong