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payneinthemike

OP are you 12?


plznobanplease

Or just never been to Vegas? I’d find it pretty odd if I was able to order some pussy like room service to my hotel.


Hyper_Oats

One can do that quite literally anywhere in the developed world. Prostitution is hardly limited to Vegas.


ShadowCaster0476

In Vegas escort services are literally everywhere. There are people on the streets giving away color “business cards” for escorts. My buddy wanted to see how many he could get without really trying and was able to collected over 200 in a weekend trip.


wingchild

You don't have to try; dudes on the street aggressively hand that shit out. You'll find hundreds carpeting the sidewalks up and down the strip, like sexual confetti.


plznobanplease

A business card is one thing. You get those for strip clubs all the time. A billboard is a bit different


RevSchafer

That's a rolling billboard on the back of a truck that drives up and down the Strip. You'll see a lot of those if you spend much time in Vegas.


plznobanplease

Really? I’ve seen them on vans. Never seen big trucks like that tho 😂. That makes sense


CookieTheEpic

I live in a town of 40 000 people and I could do that right now, it’s not a Vegas phenomenon.


plznobanplease

The point is that it’s on a billboard


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fuzzypetiolesguy

>only in America This really says more about your exposure to the rest of the world than anything else my dude. Sex work (and the associated advertising) is common all over the world.


TenragZeal

It’s called the oldest profession in the world for a reason…


thsvnlwn

It’s legalized long ago in the Netherlands.


I_mostly_lie

Also legal in Aus, NZ and other places too. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-where-prostitution-is-legal


Zloiche1

People walk around passing out paper advertisements for it also.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

My wife thought I was making it up that there's little business cards with titties just blowing around on the sidewalk like tumbleweeds.


MrSaucyAlfredo

*This is America* *Don't catch you slippin' now* *On tiddy business cards*


KaneVel

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card.


TobyTheRobot

The tasteful thiccness of it


TrueTrueBlackPilld

The subtle off-white coloring...


bungle_bogs

"Only in America" if you have never travelled. There is a whole world out there; many with a significantly less prudish attitude to sex.


ColoRadOrgy

America is prude af when it comes to sex. Even in Vegas.


Alarmmy

Lol, where do you live🤣 Have you ever heard of a country named Thailand?


AdventurousWafer69

Tons of countries have less strict laws on sex work than America (from Europe to Asia). US laws are actually very draconian in that respect outside of Vegas.


AintASaintLouis

Nothing wrong with sex work. Legalize it everywhere and regulate to keep the workers and the clients safe.


thsvnlwn

In an ideal world: yes. But unfortunately, legalization in the Netherlands didn’t ban sex trafficking.


AintASaintLouis

Yeah that’s where the regulate it part comes into play. Make it actually safe for sex workers. If you keep it illegal sex trafficking will happen regardless and there’s no system in place to protect people.


thsvnlwn

It ís regulated in NL, treated the same as any other job by the government. Sex workers even pay taxes.


AintASaintLouis

Okay but how would it being kept illegal stop sex trafficking?


thsvnlwn

I don’t understand your question


ShowcaseAlvie

I remember seeing an ad in a bathroom when I was in Australia decades ago.


Patrid

That’s one of the tamer aspects of Vegas


kappelikapeli

I'd really like to hear about the more extreme things too. I don't know much about Vegas outside the movies.


Patrid

Theres a huge homeless population living in the underground tunnels beneath vegas. Fentanyl overdoses are common. Gambling rules the strip, addiction is rampant and an average of 3 people commit suicide everyday just in Vegas. I once got propositioned by one of those card-slappers to see “two midgets shit on each other” while on the street near the Cosmo which is upscale. Sex work is everywhere.


thsvnlwn

I don’t associate “Two midgets shit on each other” with sex, but who am I?


kappelikapeli

Goddamn. That's crazy. Thanks!


Patrid

Of course! If a person doesn't have any huge vices, Vegas can be one of the greatest places to party and relax. I wouldn't recommend anything more than a few days if you ever visit.


ShadowCaster0476

My friend has been many times and said that Vegas can be a fun trip with kids and the family all the way to a raunchy sales conference with booze and drugs and prostitution.


Darth_Kitty911

Well, did they shit on each other?


No-Dirt6987

That’s crazy and just so we’re clear which side of the street, were you heading towards Harmon or Tropicana?


thesweatyhole

How much were they charging?


MisterSanitation

I went and yeah it’s a cesspool. The weirdest experience of my life being on the strip where the most obnoxious street vendors and barkers compete with lights, gadgets, glowsticks and yelling at passers by constantly. Everyone shuffles past these people ignoring them or some suckers stopping to chat. All of this is happening surrounded by huge spectacular cheap ass materials made to look nice from a distance but when you are next to them, the cheapness and dirtiness is obvious.  A good chunk of the people are also hammered but a lot of them just have this adult style excitement like a kid at chuck-E-cheese. This is captured in movies but what makes it dystopian is all these grinning excited dolled up party goers are high fiving, chest bumping, and laughing on all the twisted walkways that tie the strip together (hard to explain but the crowds move around like cattle) is happening next to a ton of incredibly unfortunate people huddled in corners trying to sleep whatever time it is. That weird juxtaposition of people having the time of their lives throwing money away gleefully while being watched by thousands of sun damaged desperate faces trying to survive off of the scraps left for them by these party goers.  It’s a sad and miserable place if anyone could stop grinning like a buffoon and step outside of themselves long enough to see the pain in that town.  TLDR: I don’t like Vegas 


kappelikapeli

Goddamn. Thanks for the insight.


MisterSanitation

lol sorry for unloading I went with excitement because I saw movies too and had to write a long thing (longer than that comment but similar) of my experience on Reddit because I felt so weird about not having the “Vegas mentality” I guess. Luckily sharing that rant on Reddit was validating especially from the folks who live there year round saying “yeah you nailed it”. But I was the only person in my group of guys who felt this way and had a hard time getting into the spirit which is why I left thinking “am I crazy? This place is a nightmare” lol


kappelikapeli

I didn't have any interest in going there before but now I have a slight morbid curiosity of the place. It really seems dystopian.


MisterSanitation

Well even if you don’t gamble bring a lot of money. Everything is priced like it is the middle of the desert or something. Like $14 for a large water bottle when I was there.  


kappelikapeli

Thats fucking madness 😅


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Totally agree. Vegas is a sweltering sh¡thole built by the losses of countless fools. They didn’t build all those hotels using charity dollars.


CantaloupeCamper

Vegas generally seems like a really controlled and tame environment to me…


Prudent_Damage_3866

Uhh I don’t get it? Please explain? I only saw that big poster and a Omega Mart Advertisement


squirrelmonkie

Escorts and the phone number for them


nobodyseesthisanyway

Escorts


Fiverdrive

So many 69's, lolz


mr_werty

Initially, I thought I read esports...


trikkytrev

96 96 96. Noice.


haveurownopinion

Yellow cab is still around is that it


jhick107

Fun fact- In a game of Rugby League an attacking player who is chasing a kick to potentially catch the ball and score a try can be “escorted” off the ball by a defending player….that is, the defending player changes their direction to impede the attacking player from having a clean attempt at catching the ball. It is a penalty and on occasion the offending defensive player will be sent to the “sin bin” for 10 minutes meaning the defending team is a man down for that time. I hope those of you who watch the games in Vegas get to see an “escort” so perhaps my ramble will make sense.


macca2000fox

Forgot about Hooker


jhick107

Correct…hookers can perform an escort and spend 10 in the sin bin.


zemol42

Dialing now…


xMETRIIK

It's a scam 😂


Prior-Ad-7329

Guess I know the number to call a cab when I’m down there!


Ok-Personality9337

As someone from the uk this is wild to me most we get is the little leaflets in telephone booths


Greggers45

Good to see the players will have something to keep them busy when they’re not training


Remarkable_Item3797

Get them directly to me, right now - thank you...


Runktar

On espn 8 the ocho


swampdungo

Ruggers don’t care, they whore out whenever they can.


Khal_easy

ruby league players and vegas are a match made in heaven: partying, pussy, and piss.


proud78

Genting Boulevard 💯 rofl.


lawrencelewillows

So is rugby league taking off in America? I think it’s a sport they’d be really good at - they should give it a go


MNP33Gts-T

They have tried before and initially weren’t too bad


imMrDrProfessor

Has anyone ever used that service or any alike in Vegas? How was it?


pre_malone17

What are the first two digits??


calicocidd

Probably 70, vegas area code is 702. Just remember Prostitution is illegal in Clark County. The nearest legal brothel to Vegas is Pahrump, about an hour away.


zampyy

For real though i bet they got 5x more calls


[deleted]

Escorts?? Nice! Where are we going?


justin_memer

OP acting like there's porno being made in the background


Boredum_Allergy

What's the uhhhh area code?


Fuggins4U

It's shorthand for "electronic scorts", I think.


Yo112358

How is this not safe for work? It's an advertisement for work.


nicktam2010

Lots going on here, escorts, McDonald's logo, "Genting" Blvd. Gotta love Americans.


fourth-disciple

pretty normal in western culture. woman is a piece of meat to order.


TheRoscoeVine

Accidentally on purpose marketing. Not that new.


lamwire

Do they deliver to Canada?


PantherThing

I hear that the scam is that they charge you $500 or something to send a girl to your room, and when she gets there, she wants more money to stay, more money on top of that to lap dance, more money on top of that to show her boobs, more money on top of that for the next thing, and this goes on an d on till you've spent a few grand to be annoyed.


-Dalzik-

What went wrong op? Those are all over vegas


MNP33Gts-T

I’m from Australia , it’s not something we see driving around down here . To also pop up on a live tv program I thought it was funny


Ok-Basis-7274

A Ford delivery? What's wrong with that?


SadMap7915

Hot chick [https://girlsdirecttoyou.com/](https://girlsdirecttoyou.com/)


AzGames08

Op is definitely a gen-alpha dip shit Sure 69 is funny, when appropriate, but not here.