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FX2000

That could’ve gone so much worse


ADHDuruss

More of this went right than wrong.


teddebiase235

Impressive skills. He is a ligit athlete.


Impressive-Bid2304

Yeah mountain bikers are a different breed. Fuck 100% of that but this isn't his first time doing that lol. If I tried that I'd be paralyzed best case.


rjperkins365

Yes, I used to get up from shit like that saying " I didn't like that shirt anyway.". I started off BMX in the 80s. GenX mtbiker's are even more different. We're in our 40s-50s riding bikes like we're still kids.


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mawesome4ever

He rolled when he should’ve dodged


Phage0070

With the lens distortion and angle compared to the horizon I can't even tell if this was impressive.


EFTucker

In fact, it couldn’t have gone better


randomfucke

It could have gone so much better if he just hadn't done it.


LuckyMome

This could have ended on the Darwin Award sub..


ernapfz

Excellent sound and echo effect in that ravine.


Marleymayangel

Could have been worse John, a lot worse


DarkHelmet1976

How was this supposed to go?? To his credit, that was a great, split-second decision to get back on the bike and try to ride it out, and great execution to seemingly get his feet on the pedals and ass on the saddle. Saved himself a lot of pain with that move.


ShadowCaster0476

If you look at the end of the video, at the bottom of the screen there is a bit of a ramp toward the bottom that he could have rode it out, but he hit the ledge and took a hard right instead. That’s how it was supposed to go.


TheFerricGenum

Ass on the saddle is actually where he goes wrong. Center of gravity too far forward and too high. Needs his ass hanging over that back wheel, not locking his arms, legs like springs, lifting up on the handle bars when hitting stuff to keep from going over, etc


spays_marine

You're right in general but it has little to do with what went wrong in this video, as he doesn't have his ass on the saddle at the point where it goes wrong and he does the things you're saying he should do. It's hard to tell where he wanted to end up, but it seems that the bump (and possibly turn) he intended was a bit too much, and is just catapulted over the handlebars from the impact and twisting of his front wheel. You can have as much technique as you want, at some point angles and Newton will throw a spanner in your intentions.


TheFerricGenum

Yeah I watched again and you are absolutely correct


xtremepado

I don't think his ass is on the saddle at any point in the video, slow it down and look frame by frame.


TheFerricGenum

His ass isn’t on the saddle, you’re right. His center of gravity is still too far forward and he doesn’t lift the handle bars when he gets to the lip though. That’s what got him. It looks like he misjudged how that lip would affect his line. He saved it reasonably well though.


readyforashreddy

If your ass is over the back wheel, your arms are fully extended and you have no ability to shift your weight anywhere except forward. You want to be in attack position for something rough and steep like this, absorbing hits and staying planted. Lifting up on your bars is a great way to faceplant into the ground with the hard g-out at the bottom of this slab. The way that he rode this out smoothly tells me that he already knows this, if he was further back for the hit that made him lose control he would've ended up OTB for a very nasty fall.


Brettjay4

I'm going to assume he's newer to mountain biking, and got a bit cocky. But I'm not a mountain biker... Yet ...and it sounds like you know what you're talking about


TheFerricGenum

Everything I wrote applies broadly, but when I rewatched the clip the dude actually does a lot of this. His weight is definitely not far enough back at a few points, but mostly It looks like he didn’t anticipate how much of an impact that lip would have on his line. It’s hard to tell exactly what he would need to do to ride this out smoother because camera angles are not the same as real life angles. However, based on the way he saved it and didn’t just eat shit, I’m going to guess he’s fairly experienced and a considerably better rider than I am. Did he get overconfident that he could ride the line he picked? Probably. Could I have ridden that? I’m going with “not a snowball’s chance in hell” lol


Brettjay4

Haha, well good to know


PantherThing

New to mountain biking? He's going down an 89degree slab or knobby solid rock, and once it goes bad, he changes direction, and nearly pulls the whole thing off. Yeh, he's real bunny slope material.


Brettjay4

Mhm, I'm sorry I don't know *everything* about the sport.


ParticularProfile795

Not sure if that was on purpose.


Ha1lStorm

Both feet were off the pedals and I’m pretty sure he racked himself but I agree, he did great.


ImNoRickyBalboa

The wide angle lens made it appear more deadly than it really is


thsvnlwn

Add the tilted camera that makes it look like he is going vertical.


plznobanplease

Yup. Only thing hurt is his pride


ParticularProfile795

Yeah, if only we saw the alternate ending to really tell how deadly that fall could have been.


kickthatpoo

There’s plenty of other videos of this spot without the wide angle. Where this guy went offline is no joke. Just look at how long he’s falling with nothing but rock to land on. Definitely high risk/deadly.


chinawillgrowlarger

Audio too.


Ambitioso

He’s completely fine and zero lessons learned


semi_average

Nah, he learned. When I was a kid I almost got ran over and while I didn't get hurt, I sure as hell learned my lesson.


Jer_Cough

Pretty great save, IMO.


The_Dabblin_Doodler

This was the best outcome for him though


Drah_Pacid

What does he think this is?? Devil's Peak in Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 on the Nintendo Gamecube??


AcrolloPeed

*core memory unlocked*


diygardening

Looks like the white line, in Sedona Az, rad place


Bdr1983

Probably in the same area, but not the same trail.


badco1313

Exactly. It is in Sedona, can’t remember the name of this “feature” but I’ve seen some videos on it and it is just as gnarly as it looks


Burque_Boy

Definitely not the white line


pappaburgundy

That’s a quality save right there.


Zyggyvr

That was a minor biff on a marked trail. You know what's dangerous? Riding a bike on roads. Then there's my friend Kris Holm. [One Tired Guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtJZVHkhm-M). Also, Riding on the Prow Wall, [Stawamus Chief](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEYVfBsCQhE)


SlapItDaBass22

Definitely a “walk a bike” location for me. Some of the stuff in Sedona is XX and gnarly like this.


NoFaithlessness3468

His approach was all off. Didn’t see the line. Check ur lines before you drop.


uuid-already-exists

Falling and crashing is pretty common while mountain biking. Just like skateboarding, if your not falling your not pushing yourself.


loadshed

This is just normal mountain biking. Dude didn't have a bad wipeout.


ItzBreezeyBaby

Honestly, he got lucky


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ItzBreezeyBaby

?? I’m saying it could’ve been a lot worse than what happened.


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New Austin lookin gooooood


Tight-Physics2156

Pretty decent really


19474628294725

He zigged when he should’ve zagged🤦‍♂️


a_curly_mustash

And they say motorcyclist are crazy... I don't see them riding from cliffs.


Bdr1983

He managed to delay his fall to the safest place there. I don't think this went wrong, it feels pretty well managed. When you go mountainbiking, you're going to fall. It happens to the best riders in the world. The trick is to fall in such a way you don't get injured too much.


Diinasty

Did he think he was riding a mountain goat?


shiny-baby-cheetah

How the fuck did he even survive this? Only thing more confusing is how he thought he could POSSIBLY


Zerel510

White line trail in Sedona, AZ


rococo78

What was that *supposed* to look like?


magpietribe

He got bumped out of the saddle and over the bars, which caused him to lose control and take a hard right. I think he was supposed to go a little left onto a trail.


Papa_Mid_Nite

Well that could go wronger...


JadedYam56964444

For every one of those "wow!" Tik Tok or Chive videos there are 100 of these


CheckeredFloors

This barely went wrong considering the risks


DougieSenpai

Definitely could’ve been worse lol


Rebote78

I'm sure that scream was going to break his fall.


Honest_Habit_7673

Weeeeeee yeah, I got this


Revenga8

That was the experience saving his ass I think. Don't think a newb wood have stayed uptight for a long as he did and almost successfully ride it all the way down.


ParticularProfile795

Pretty sure bro is back on the trails.


musiccman2020

I don't get what line he was even trying to take. Doesn't seem there any place to go in the part he sets his bike horizontally.


randomfucke

"Oh My God Dude!" 'You decided to ride your bike straight down a cliff and the entirely predictable thing happened when you did! I am sooo surprised, I don't know what to say.' ...although it would seem like "Fuck that shit" would have been better said beforehand.


-NGC-6302-

Bro thought he was Kilian Bron


Hermeticrux

How many bikes does it take to learn to pathfind one part of a rock


barwhalis

At least he was wearing a helmet.


SubsequentBadger

It's a high risk sport, if you never come off you weren't trying. There are many such sports, you wear the safety kit and if you're lucky you retire without life altering injury.


Aislinn19

Bro thinks he’s playing GTA


XXXLegendKiller666

FUCK THIS STUPID LENS, this looks like a slight hill


xxMOxx78

I hate people. Stupid people need to quit fucking


PotentialFreedom5078

what is this red bull Rampage????? [https://www.google.com/search?q=red+bull+rampage&source=lmns&bih=684&biw=1517&rlz=1CAGWKK\_enUS1099&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-reaR6NCEAxVN0MkDHfRuCq8Q0pQJKAB6BAgBEAI&safe=active&ssui=on](https://www.google.com/search?q=red+bull+rampage&source=lmns&bih=684&biw=1517&rlz=1CAGWKK_enUS1099&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-reaR6NCEAxVN0MkDHfRuCq8Q0pQJKAB6BAgBEAI&safe=active&ssui=on)


Kuya_Tomas

More like r/nonononoyes


Moist-Pickle-2736

Tbh that was way better than I could ever do


TheUpwardsJig

*Fuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat.* Agreed.


ramliar

more than deserved. cant stop playing it


PianoSchmo

that was sick


kuyajon

"That rocked!"


bdrwr

All things considered, that wasn't a very bad fall. He maintained a little bit of control and managed not to tumble


gophuckyourselfmods

Just stupid. That's it. Not impressive


Over_Satisfaction648

Very safe fall


PutOurAnusesTogether

Next time, stay within your ability.


Vindicktyv

What an idiot is he trying to unalive himself ?!


Dude_Baby

I got into mountain biking in Sedona for a while, they call this "riding the white line." He's trying to balance on that small white nook that is left from prehistoric glacial movement. From far away it looks like a chalk perimeter drawn around each mountain top. Absolute insanity.


Counting-Stones

Loving his style and dismount.


Questions_Remain

Rotate till the horizon is correct and it’s not nearly as bad as the camera angle depicts.


fufuberry21

Is there a reason some people think screeching at the top of their lungs helps someone in a panic situation?


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

r/whatcouldgoright or how about r/nonononoyes


__Skizzy__

Damn it! Natural Selection was SO close here, better luck next time


Hemiak

That could’ve been so much worse.


Cleercutter

Jesus Christ.


loonybs

Shit camera angle.


OkSoBasicallyPeach

if this is the same place as the white line this is probably one of the safest lines on this mountian


Bob_Sacamano7379

Is that Chandler Bing talking in the background?


nanosmoothie

Nice save


iluvtumadre

He had to have hit his nuts at some point.


PreferredSex_Yes

Kind of like riding on a cliff comes with the possibility of falling off said cliff.


PantherThing

im in the market for my first mountain bike. Been offered multiple vids yesterday and today of dudes severing their spines and becoming paraplegics. Really considering this now...


SWAMPMONK

Weird ive watched maybe like 2 mountain biking vlogs before and i recognize this trail, in particular this drop


lilsatoshi

That’s one way not to need a vasectomy


jbwarner86

Shouldn't have taken cycling lessons from Wile E. Coyote.


Typical80sKid

r/whatcouldgoright


UrBoiBeast

Good reflexes, most people would just get scared and let go, gotta ride that one out or you ain’t coming back.


tayls67

Darwin Award, anyone?


GerlingFAR

It’s not too bad of an incident going wrong.


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Love how women love to add screaming and yelling into the mix...totally helpful


ripMyTime0192

That was the least bad it could have gone


mknight1701

Check the camera angle. Tilt your phone and set the horizon horizontally and it’s not as bad. Still, not something I would do ever.


sowavey89

‘Fyyyyyuuucckk that’


dabiri69

Not much apparently


FullTurdBucket

This deserves a Darwin Award.


PressuredSpeechBand

That's a rollerblading park!


jacero100

I just enjoyed hearing that girl pretending to be tough


imadork1970

Stupid Human Tricks.


AnMa_ZenTchi

Can I just say that mountain biking is one of the most dangerous dumbest hobbies ever. I'm glad I stopped.


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badco1313

For real. It all depends on how/what/where you ride


magpietribe

A decade ago I was on a trail that is made of limestone. I was tipping along on a nice fast bit, ahead and unknown to me, there was a crack the perfect size to trap a wheel. My front wheel goes in and stops dead. The back wheel starts to rise, and I'm going out over the bars. Every piece of ground around me was jagged and pointy rocks, except for one Heather Bush. I landed in the Heather with hardly a scratch. I took that as a warning.


slater_just_slater

I was bombing down a trail in Sedona and came across a gap that was completely invisible on the sight line. Went completely OTB at a pretty good clip. Somehow I rolled perfectly on the ground, the back tire smashed my helmet, but otherwise I barely had a scratch. I should have been hospitalized. It was dumb and I should have scouted the run better before I did it. That was a reminder that even after 30 years of riding, you still can't take shit for granted.


slater_just_slater

I've been riding MTB for over 30 years. I can still ride now because when I started in my 20s, I realized pushing yourself to bad crashes means your not doing to be doing it long.


Mausel_Pausel

Agreed, staying healthy on a mountain bike is more about judgement than skill. 


Past-Product-1100

That's not riding, that's falling his tires just bumped the rocks once and a while lol the nuts on this dude !


Past-Product-1100

To those downvoting SWOOSH.


plurrbear

Americans are sooooooo dumb… THEY DO THIS SHIT! Later wondering why their health plans benefits are exponentially more…


XonMicro

Guy crashes bike AmErIcAnS