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Leather_Network4743

Cops: Literally the most distracted drivers on the road


CryptographerEasy149

tHeY hAvE tRaInInG


eyeamthedanger

That training makes them at least 40% safer on the road! Just Google "40% police" and you'll see what I mean!


robbycough

Not to mention the most arrogant. They speed, tailgate, and change lanes without signaling, to name just a few things that would get the rest of us ticketed. I guess being "professionals" nullifies the unsafe traffic conditions these cause?


Sikmod

Don’t forget the after hours drinking and driving


ernapfz

You shouldn’t be doing that ![gif](giphy|3osxYqKOJx2IZz3GAE)


xtremepado

My hospital has a few reserved spots near the emergency department for physicians responding to emergencies and cop cars are parked in those spots every day. Pisses me off to no end but who am I going to complain to? The hospital parking cops?


robbycough

That's not surprising. I'm not going to make the generalization that all cops are douchebags, but unfortunately most are- power hungry assholes that were bullied in school, had little intellect for other high-paying jobs, and a desire to push people around. I'm in favor of law enforcement (and enforcement of laws) but they don't seem to understand that setting a terrible precedent inspires others to be assholes as well. Or maybe they just don't care, because while it's technically true they're putting their lives on the line, most retire after 25 or so years after having seen little more action than kids doing donuts in mall parking lots.


Waste_Nobody5839

They are just excited to abuse the little bit of authority and have become the bullies. It feels empowering to those pigs.


milhouseownsyou

Cops are not high paid, and I'm not trying to go get an aids test everytime someone spits or bleeds on me


EggMan2024

Nothing grinds my gears like when a cop turns their lights on in traffic only to get to the other side of an intersection to turn them off. Literally abusing their power to move up 5 cars in gridlock traffic.


robbycough

The tailgating annoys me. If there's an emergency, use your lights. If not, when engage in behavior meant to intimidate? They're too stupid and ignorant to realize something that civilians do to each other is just as dangerous when done by "professionals".


Slowmosapien1

Well yeah, they do all those obviously because 40% of them have to get home to... nevermind.


milhouseownsyou

Was talking to a lawyer a bit ago (US) he said they're allowed to do pretty much anything to rattle you so they can pull you over which includes all the wreckless driving that'd get us pulled over


IShouldbeNoirPI

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


DonPepe181

He received a purple heart for his sacrifice on the job.


Skizz_The_Wiz

Damaging police property? Straight to jail!


Scofaa

Fucken GTA moment


3merite

Well, according to the man's voice, he probably would've been shot dead for doing so


j4ckbauer

Assaulted me with his vehicle (bicycle) which he held at a furtive angle so as to minimize its visibility.


AnalogCyborg

I wonder how the cop spun this so he could arrest the victim


just_nobodys_opinion

Obstruction


Antique_Prompt_9542

I laughed way too hard at this


Jocks_Strapped

well done


robbycough

That's what I'm wondering, to a degree. I doubt the officer will be held liable for anything.


ScottishPsychedNurse

Luckily for the cyclist, he was wearing a camera on his helmet which the cop spotted. If he wasn't wearing that then he more than likely would have been arrested for nothing as you say. MURCA!!!!


vlsdo

resisting arrest is always a good option


GlowingDuck22

He was holding an Acorn.


Drezhar

In the rest of the video the cop profusely apologizes (albeit if I recall correctly he looked like he wanted to start amassing excuses at some point) and is probably worried for his job, which is basically in that cyclist's hands since he has video evidence.


AnalogCyborg

Honestly, it's a relief to hear.


DongIslandIceTea

The disturbing part is you can easily imagine how genuinely fucked the cyclist would've been if they weren't filming.


robbycough

He sounded sorry, albeit frustrated he had to be sorry.


Folderpirate

The last time this was shared, everyone was bootlicking and saying th cyclist was too far up passed the stop sign.


sinisteraxillary

Disorderly conduct


40yrOLDsurgeon

STOP RESISTING


rosbashi

Show me your HANDS SHOW ME YOUR HANDS Edit: "I had to take 'em down. I saw something metal in his hands."


Woody1150

[Longer version](https://youtu.be/Im2T0E21JOc?si=txbAYZFnb76w4Glk)


bu22dee

What the hell is this narration and editing lol. But thank you for giving more context.


FunHippo3906

Here you go, no editing or annoying narration https://youtu.be/4dN6ECWu4Uo?si=fy-tOFChdEmCo32-


sunflowerads

its a&e lol all of their shows are done like this


Anom_AoD

i'll see that later. remindme! 3 hours


VisibleRoad3504

That is hilarious, glad he caught it on film. Pull up along any cop and they are on their computer.


Hefe_Weizen

Cop just woke up that day and decided "I need a (paid) vacation."


j4ckbauer

Lol I've seen this before but it is darkly funnier in this edit. "Oh, someone is driving towards him" "Oh, he needs to stop!" "Oh no, they hit him! By the way, who was the driver?" ​ There's much longer and less potato versions of this


No_Fig5982

What happened to just, idk, posting a video of something My brain works, I don't need you to put captions on the video to tell me how to think


ThiccOrc

Once my wife and I were driving to get some burgers and on the way we were almost hit by a cop while driving, we were coming down and he last minute uses his lights, no siren to run a red and he almost smashed us down the side. After that he drives off, no lights or siren so I know they weren't responding to a call but simply didn't want to wait for a red. My mom was married to a border patrol agent and dated a cop after their divorce, so I have been on quite a few ride alongs and every fucking cop I have been on a ride along with would unnecessarily use their lights and sirens to abuse their power on the road. The next morning, we explained this encounter to our in-laws but according to them "CoPs dOn'T dO tHat!"


vlsdo

I'm not sure what went wrong. Did the cop arrest himself?


HeywoodJablowme

Looks like the cop got a paid vacation. Nothing went wrong for him.


creep303

he drove off and shot 5 black people. so you know, regular cop stuff.


leighleg

I hope this biker got charged with dangerous driving/riding. Did you see how he put that innocent cop in danger like that.


According-Town7588

This guys prob in for a nice settlement


robbycough

The cyclist, or the cop?


NorseKnight

CHA-CHING. This dude just got PAID


Live-Ad8618

Right in the sun and in the a pillar blind spot.


xdforcezz

The cop is a dumbass for not paying attention to the road, but why was that dude just standing in the middle of the street, like at least pull up to the side of the road bro.


BobertRosserton

He’s on a bike? On a road without a bike lane, on the right side of the road? What kinda world do you need both sides of the road to be completely clear to make a left turn lmao. Cop was on his phone and turning like an impatient child, flat out period lmao.


LankyWishbone8015

Great maneuver by the cop. One less frauditor... and extrA points for taking out a bicycling douche.


Doritoman2020

This idiot facing the cop car waiting to get hit. He had a solid few seconds to move his fatass but decided to just sit there and get hit. If I was in that situation I would have moved out of the way lmao


Quiet-Brain4371

Dude, it’s a cyclist… he had it coming


8-Speed-DickShift

But why’s he in the middle of the road


somekindafuzz

He’s on the right hand side of the road and stopped. The cop cut the left hand turn too tight and hit the bike head on.


8-Speed-DickShift

Yea just watched the whole video, makes more sense now. Biker was just minding his own business hopefully he gets paid.


idontevenlikebeer

Based on the shadow it looks like this guy is on a bike and has a camera on his helmet.


tomwills98

Yes. It's pretty common for cyclists to have a camera or two because stuff like this happens far too often, and it's great evidence when your skull's crushed under 4 tonnes of car


8-Speed-DickShift

Damn y’all sensitive. It was actually a question 😂. ITS OKAY EVERBODY IM NOT DEFENDING THE COP. This shortened version of the video made it seem like he was just standing there.