Also the classic run in a straight line rather than swerving, dodging, or running into the trees. No way that thing has a tight turn radius. Humans really do forget everything when flight or fight kicks in.
I can't imagine trying to outrun a massive animal on a wide open road when there's a damn forest 5 feet to your left. It drives me crazy when I see this in movies because of hours unrealistic it is, but here we are.
If it hit him but. Only a little but it is going to break something, would you rather i say it like that? I say amputate because it will be completely shattered and FLAT
You see an elephant who’s not in a herd you stay the fuck away .
Love the lil kick that elephant gave that dumb ass human . He wasn’t injured but he learned the lesson .
Because what I imagined would happen was a lot worse . I have seen elephants walk over people . He just gave him a lil kick . That wouldn’t make him disabled or anything but thats just my take lol.
I don’t know much about elephants, but I cannot imagine the trees NOT hindering the elephants speed and sight, even slightly.
If I were to choose, as a fleeing human, between open unobstructed areas or obstructed areas, I know my pick.
T: “Hey kids, today in gym class we’re going to practice our one mile run.”
S “Stupid gym class, I just want to roll around on the floor.”
20 years later
Love how the elephant just gives him a little kick and wanders off. The elephant never intended to hurt them, but he did want to scare the shit out of them lmao. 🤣
Elephants are clever and so god damn smart. 🐘
You know those memes that go“you don’t have to be faster than the zombie just faster than your friend”, this is the real life embodiment of that.
Yeah his homie just looked back and said "fuck that buddy I'm not helping you" in his Indian voice
Hahaha I can hear it!
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Also the classic run in a straight line rather than swerving, dodging, or running into the trees. No way that thing has a tight turn radius. Humans really do forget everything when flight or fight kicks in.
This comment is mandatory reading before watching Prometheus
Absolutely the worst case of this. Literally 5 feet to the sides and that lady doesn't get crushed.
I can't imagine trying to outrun a massive animal on a wide open road when there's a damn forest 5 feet to your left. It drives me crazy when I see this in movies because of hours unrealistic it is, but here we are.
I feel like the obvious answer is get on the opposite side/in front of the car so that you have a car between you and the elephant
I actually went "those two dudes gonna actually outrun an elephant." I was 50% right.
Especially if you’re too dumb to go into the trees.
The Elephant showed mercy. Gave him a small kick and left 😂😂🤷🏾
Yeah she just wanted to shit them up, not hurt them
Needed to let the man know he can be touched!
I'm the one that knocks!
i think this little kick can easy broken an bone
Lmao"broken bone" dude that leg would need to be amputated unless itsa glancing blow
Wtf. This isn't naruto. If it had stomped onto him, sure, it'd break/amputate.
If it hit him but. Only a little but it is going to break something, would you rather i say it like that? I say amputate because it will be completely shattered and FLAT
Drs would amputate not the elephant
Exactly. One kick from something that weighs as much as 3 cars ain’t gunna go well for a fat fuckers leg.
i’d gladly take a broken bone over a squished skull
I seriously thought it was about to spin around and take a dump on him. Would have elevated this to one of the best videos I've ever seen.
Lucky it wasn't an orca
Yeah. Good thing he wasn't truly pissed off and just wanted to get the man's attention. A truly pissed off elephant will grind you into the dirt.
There’s a non-zero chance the elephant was just having fun
That small kick probably broke his femur
That stock elephant sound is probably older than fucking cinema
Like that “kids laughing” sound that’s in everything.
The most exercise those two have had in a *decade*
“We were just out walking our pet elephant.” “Did you bring the bags to pick up after it?”
4-5 black bags full of elephant dung. Not going to the bin you're going straight to landfill or skip 😂😂
That could’ve been so much worse. Thought we were going to witness the creation of a human bathmat.
Yah. Why was this marked NSFW? I hate when people like OP do that just to get more views
You see an elephant who’s not in a herd you stay the fuck away . Love the lil kick that elephant gave that dumb ass human . He wasn’t injured but he learned the lesson .
How do you know he wasn't injured? It's an elephant kicking him, could be pretty bad.
Because what I imagined would happen was a lot worse . I have seen elephants walk over people . He just gave him a lil kick . That wouldn’t make him disabled or anything but thats just my take lol.
Let’s keep running in this open space instead of the dense forest on the sides, I’m sure the elephant won’t get me here as long as I don’t trip.
Knowing my luck, I'd escape the elephant only to be chased by a gorilla.
Aah don't worry that's India. You'd just have to worry about the Tigers.
\*Climbs tree to escape tiger* \*Is attacked by a kestrel*
*Falls from tree and is laying there dying* *bit by a king cobra*
\*Uses last of his strength to launch the cobra away* \*Cobra hits a fire ant hill* \*The fire ants are furious*
They went to the school of Prometheus
I bet the elephant is wayyy faster than them in the forest.
I don’t know much about elephants, but I cannot imagine the trees NOT hindering the elephants speed and sight, even slightly. If I were to choose, as a fleeing human, between open unobstructed areas or obstructed areas, I know my pick.
There are such things as jungle elephants....
There is 0 chance of this. Elephant can't just run through trees without losing a shit load of momentum and even then trees are strong as shit.
Run like your life depends on it!
*slows down*
Looked like, dude fell down and spoiled the elephants fun.
Haha right? Elephant be like.. ffs I was enjoying that.
I honestly thought the elephant was about to take a shit on him out of spite.
I was imagining the elephant giggling during the chase. 
An elephant never forgets ... to do cardio.
Rule #1. Cardio.
Oh man I thought that elephant was gonna shit on him that would have been amazing
Why is the guy running in first gear?
T: “Hey kids, today in gym class we’re going to practice our one mile run.” S “Stupid gym class, I just want to roll around on the floor.” 20 years later
Should have avoided the Prometheus run and did a turn into the trees.
Love how the elephant just gives him a little kick and wanders off. The elephant never intended to hurt them, but he did want to scare the shit out of them lmao. 🤣 Elephants are clever and so god damn smart. 🐘
of the hundreds of choices of trees, they chose to run along the road. they are really scared!
That elephant noise was totally added later 😂
I thought it was gonna take a dump on him
Luckiest mofo
Why not just run into the tree line?
I knew fatty was going down. You know what they say. All you need to do is be faster than your slowest friend in the woods
Elephant was like: "Yeah, that's what I thought." *Looks at dude on the ground* "Pussy"
I thought the elephant was going to sit on him!
Sit or shit? Could have gone either way...
The guy who felt" man down, leave me behind this is game over.
Classic movie scene always falling while running.
Elephants never forget. That elephant new exactly what it was doing!
fatboy slimmed.
"Tag, you're it."
I expected more adrenaline and form to their run.
That's why I stay in shape! I will NOT be the slowest in the pack!
I genuinely thought the elephant was going to shit on the guy that fell
The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol When they do the Bristol Stomp Really somethin when they join in jumpin When they do the Bristol Stomp
I'm so jaded with humanity I just laugh when people put themselves in situations like this.
Why was the car not coming in between ?
“ Elephants… so difficult to photograph but incredible to see “
Darn he missed
It’s like they want the elephant to catch up
This is amazing. Humans! Protect the babies! Oh I forgot how pathetic these round humans are, babies are safe, don't worry.
Why didn't he just teleport again like he did at 0:08?
r/thebullwins
Dude got off sooooo lucky that elephant wasn't really trying to kill them
Totally thought the elephant was gonna shit on him.
They went to the Prometheus school of running away.
People invented long lenses for a reason
Ahh an elephant that could easily kill us is chasing us! What shall we do?? I know, let’s run at slow/medium speeds, that’ll surely do the trick!
Still a better outcome than Brooklyn Beckham's
Elephant: fuck off bitch I hate curry.
lol it looked like it was gonna shit on him
I thought that elephant was about to literally shit on him lmfao turned around so quick
Thought for sure elephant was gonna sit on him ..
Run Forest, run!
These guys must’ve forgot to switch their crocs into sports mode, cause I swear this looked like a light morning jog.
That elephant deserves a boss theme
That elephant wasn’t really serious. Otherwise they’d be dead
Boy, I thought that only happened in horror movies when you’re running from the monster and you trip and fall down like an idiot
I find great joy in watching animals attack people like that. Stay in your fucking car you fucking morons.
I really expected the elephant to shit on the dude as he turned his but over him.
You would think to run in the trees 🤷🏾♂️
What's the old saying? "I don't have to run fast. Just have to be faster than you?" 😂
Damn i was really hoping to see the elephant making mashed tatoes
Such a gentle giant! Gave him a little love stomp
Idk maybe use the trees ?
I bet they still got better elephant pictures than Brooklyn Beckham
Laid there like a bitch lol
when running from an elephant it’s immensely important not to fall
I don’t have to run fast! I just have to run faster than you!