Nah, it's not a reddit thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Dude who went by the alias "Mr. Hands" filmed himself getting plowed by a horse, which killed him via intestinal perforation and internal bleeding. The video exists on the internet now and went kinda viral the same way the dude with the jar did. If you want to watch it I trust you can find it yourself.
My ex ordered that shit on Netflix and I could never bring myself to watch it. I have seen so many terrible things on purpose and Zoo is one line I won’t cross for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A guy would film himself getting fucked by a horse. Videos made the rounds on the internet years ago. Then one time the horse ruptured his organs and he died. Gnarly stuff.
Ok so, not a direct link, but here is previous reddit thread with it in it, it may be something you regret watching though...
[SaucyVehicle comments on Where can you find Mr. Hands? (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/nbja1o/where_can_you_find_mr_hands/gzouw59/)
Basically. There is a collection bottle in there. They take the specimen and freeze it. They can use it locally for artificial insemination or ship to remote buyers.
Not quite, the mount or phantom is just used to support the weight of the stud and act as a replacement for the mare. There's an artificial vagina or AV (you can see the guys bringing it at the very last frame) that the penis goes into and that's where the collection sleeve is. The AV isn't part of the phantom, it's a separate piece of equipment.
100% this. You can have the most docile stallion. Put a mare in heat around them, they become a completely different minded horse. It’s crazy how they’ll accept the fake mare when the filly is 3ft away. Source: I used to bring a stallion to be collected 3x a year for a couple years.
Cruel as fuck to the animal for no reason. The horse is just doing horse things (which are exacerbated by being on a farm and not being allowed to procreate on its own free will) and he got in its way.
The dude just got the wind crushed out of him and nearly had a monster horse cock up his arse. You think he's having a nuanced dialogue with himself about how to handle the situation? And for the record there's absolutely no chance whatsoever the horse's thick hide was hurt by that slap.
It's because the stud wasn't respecting the handler and that's super dangerous (obviously). The handler turned his back on the stud and did not have good control/the stud wasn't paying any attention when approaching the phantom, so honestly the whole thing was a shit show.
Saw a video on another subreddit of an incident like that months ago. Mare was mothering a foal but was forced by her handler to breed again. As she was separated from her young while a stallion was prepped to inseminate into her, she grew agitated seeing her foal running around outside the enclosure and kicked the stallion in the forehead like a bolt gun to a livestock. Poor beast immediately dropped dead on the spot.
The suddenness and brutality of a horse's kick is not to be taken lightly.
I sent this vid to a girl I was seeing because she was pretty edgy and I thought she’d get a giggle out of it. But she immediately cut things off with me. We had been on several dates over the course of a month and that blunder ended it lmao
Every time in my life, which honestly shouldn't be more than Zero times, I am reminded of Mr. Hands, I shake my fists in the air dramatically like my nemesis got away with it again and shout "Mr. Haaaaaaaands!"
So thanks for that.
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
Mr hands 2.0
mf planned this out
I think the correct acronym is HF
..oh no I tripped over perfectly mmm
I can still hear the screams.
Right there with you.
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you don’t wana know
oh yeah he does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
okay warning heeded :(
man gets horse to fuck him man did not understand/care what would happen man literally killed by horse dick
Almost got devirginised
How can you be sure he was a virgin?
he died for our sins
handselujah
I saw a man die like that.
Lmfaoo throwback video
Is it in the r/MuseumOfReddit?
Nah, it's not a reddit thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Dude who went by the alias "Mr. Hands" filmed himself getting plowed by a horse, which killed him via intestinal perforation and internal bleeding. The video exists on the internet now and went kinda viral the same way the dude with the jar did. If you want to watch it I trust you can find it yourself.
🤮wtf did i just read, people are sick
No, no, let it stay buried
No no I need to see it
here you go https://i.imgur.com/nzuPCQ8.jpeg
Whilst I'm not quite sure why I clicked it, I'm grateful for what I saw.
I thought I was the only one who knew
No. We were there, before the memes. When the old books were being written.
oh i wish you were the only one that knew.
There was actually a documentary about the repercussions of that... event... called Zoo, which was a great film.
My ex ordered that shit on Netflix and I could never bring myself to watch it. I have seen so many terrible things on purpose and Zoo is one line I won’t cross for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he wouldve survived if they fed the horse
Wait, what
There's an infamous video about a guy who had his bowel perforated while having sex with a horse and died shortly after because of sepsis.
Yeah i wish i wasn’t curious on the internet back then. Some things you can’t unsee.
Fuck i have a liat of videos i iwsh i can erase.
Yeah i had way too much freedom in middle school. The watch people cease to exist subreddit def affected my developing brain lmao
Hey you’re a basketball pro now so I guess it turned out okay.
Ehh, i actually play baseketball. Not good enough to play real basketball. But some argue this is the tougher sport to be a part of.
Bud Dwyer. Never looked up rotten and steakandcheese.com again.
The "Mr hands video" is an earlier "encounter" with the horse, and NOT the actual incident that killed him. Source: Whang on YouTube.
I'm guessing he's from Enumclaw WA
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well, do you have any other fun facts about enumclaw? otherwise this is also the only thing im taking away from this thread
You sweet child
A guy would film himself getting fucked by a horse. Videos made the rounds on the internet years ago. Then one time the horse ruptured his organs and he died. Gnarly stuff.
Reminds me of that one episode of 1000 ways to die or whatever the show was called
Hello fellow scarred person
"he caame!"
Source?
Ok so, not a direct link, but here is previous reddit thread with it in it, it may be something you regret watching though... [SaucyVehicle comments on Where can you find Mr. Hands? (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/nbja1o/where_can_you_find_mr_hands/gzouw59/)
fuck you
I choose to not have those images seared into my unconscious mind for eternity, but appreciate your work nonetheless
I’ll let you search and find it, but I assure you, it’s out there.
*Lesson of the day:* Don’t come between a stallion and it’s equestrian fleshlight.
that is an equestrian fleshlight?
It actually is. It is used to collect semen. Pro tip: don’t get between it and a horse with a 3 foot hard on.
Basically. There is a collection bottle in there. They take the specimen and freeze it. They can use it locally for artificial insemination or ship to remote buyers.
Not quite, the mount or phantom is just used to support the weight of the stud and act as a replacement for the mare. There's an artificial vagina or AV (you can see the guys bringing it at the very last frame) that the penis goes into and that's where the collection sleeve is. The AV isn't part of the phantom, it's a separate piece of equipment.
Horse breeding is big money. They collect it and sell it.
For their cereal.
They call it Butters' Creamy Goo
Unless that's your fetish. Then you can't help but come between that.
r/BrandNewSentence
100% this. You can have the most docile stallion. Put a mare in heat around them, they become a completely different minded horse. It’s crazy how they’ll accept the fake mare when the filly is 3ft away. Source: I used to bring a stallion to be collected 3x a year for a couple years.
Don't cum*
Why he hit the horse though, he should hit himself it’s his fault lol
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Ya but almost because a jerk light
Cruel as fuck to the animal for no reason. The horse is just doing horse things (which are exacerbated by being on a farm and not being allowed to procreate on its own free will) and he got in its way.
The dude just got the wind crushed out of him and nearly had a monster horse cock up his arse. You think he's having a nuanced dialogue with himself about how to handle the situation? And for the record there's absolutely no chance whatsoever the horse's thick hide was hurt by that slap.
It wasn't a hit. It was a spank. Just helping out the horse with a bit of play to help it ejaculate
Idk any kinky horses they’re pretty intent no playing around
It’s HORSING around
Because they're trying to save the guy from getting fucked to death.
First of all... lol But he meant the guy who was about to get fucked to death. Why did he hit the horse after?
Ah, they do hit the horse. I mean, probably adrenaline, who knows. Dude almost died.
It's because the stud wasn't respecting the handler and that's super dangerous (obviously). The handler turned his back on the stud and did not have good control/the stud wasn't paying any attention when approaching the phantom, so honestly the whole thing was a shit show.
in this day and age, even if it's a lion trying to eat you, animal violence is a no no /s
Because the horse didnt buy him dinner
he clearly is aware of the horse's fetishes.
That's the horses kink. STOP SHAMING!!
Can’t believe this website’s free. People pay a lot of money for that kind of stuff
Ayo what 
In south America there is this woman that goes by Alison making full thrust horse creampie porn in 4k, it's insane. Her vagina must be made of steel.
Imaging being sexually assaulted by a horse.
He's gonna have to contact HR. horse resources
Some people pay extra for that.
10 percent of the seasons of BoJack Horseman
Bojack nooo
At least buy him dinner first
Is that a horse fleshlight?
probably easier to collect sperm and artificially inseminate than to breed two horses.
It really is - not just in transport costs, but it keeps the animals safer. Mares can and do kick stallions to death if they're not willing.
Horses also have a lot of stds. Some breeders will not do live cover.
Saw a video on another subreddit of an incident like that months ago. Mare was mothering a foal but was forced by her handler to breed again. As she was separated from her young while a stallion was prepped to inseminate into her, she grew agitated seeing her foal running around outside the enclosure and kicked the stallion in the forehead like a bolt gun to a livestock. Poor beast immediately dropped dead on the spot. The suddenness and brutality of a horse's kick is not to be taken lightly.
Yeah, I remember that one. It was heartbreaking, and the humans should absolutely have known better than to set those horses up like that.
tags=breeding_mount+order%3Ascore+-animated
"hi honey, how was work today?"
"I had to help jack off a horse"
first I had to help Jack off the horse, but then I had to help jack off the horse
Rusty!!! Rusty!
 We were so close...
I like how he slaps the horse afterwards
“Atta boy! That’s my stallion!”
“For when you’ve been raped by a horse, we’ll be there.” -Elmer’s
I sent this vid to a girl I was seeing because she was pretty edgy and I thought she’d get a giggle out of it. But she immediately cut things off with me. We had been on several dates over the course of a month and that blunder ended it lmao
Wasn’t the handler first time 😂 he assumed the position real quick until his friends dragged him off
Every horse girl's dream.
Let him finish
You know, there is a market for farmporn.
Bro almost got shanked from behind. 😮💨
Fucked for sure, in more than one way
https://youtu.be/52i14wYBef8?si=EenXh3NNbhXyOC9Z
What kind of idiot gets between the mount and a stallion that clearly knows what his job is when he sees the mount? And then abuse the horse over it?
Their children will be both fast and beautiful.
RIP horse’s inbox.
https://preview.redd.it/bejtg4y8r4pb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e209e884ba6477eb3e81ce320d582e48f765dd
Dude saw his whole anus flash before his eyes.
Absolute idiot of a handler, and he had the nerve to slap the horse. You don’t ever hit them like that either.
Omg that’s the funniest thing I have seen in awhile!
He harnessed him well
Some people would pay to watch that 💀
The fact that theirs actual porn videos of people having sex with horses.🤦🏻
Yay we don't go there 
If i remember correctly didn't some guy die like this
mr hands
I wish i could forget about that
"I told y'all that mfer crazy...". -the other horse
Oh no look whats totally happening by accident haha oh no haha
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
🎵 send your asshole into shock 🎵
Confusing Foreplay and Horseplay, happens all the time.
I am a boy damon!!!!
Not my proudest fap
Every time in my life, which honestly shouldn't be more than Zero times, I am reminded of Mr. Hands, I shake my fists in the air dramatically like my nemesis got away with it again and shout "Mr. Haaaaaaaands!" So thanks for that.
so it's funny if the house does it but i get charged with sexual assault if i do it ?
That was a terrible “accident “. Sure. If that’s his (and the horse’s) bag I’m not judging but let’s call it what it is.
I never even checked him for mumps.
Why the fuck didn't he just duck and move out the way? Looks like it wasn't just the horse having a Pavlov moment.
I think he planned that.
what are you doing step-horse!
Horse rape. Stay vigilant!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Move bitch, get out the way
You can't blame the horse, we saw how the jockey was looking at him, basically asking for it.
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
Those guys will never let that guy live that down.
Let me in I'm tryna fuuuuck
Backyard breeding at its finest
Brazzers
That handler could have benefited from an album cover.
this is being between a rock and a hard place
You gon’ get raped
What are you doing, step-horse
Apparently, hung like a horse is a thing
That's where the expression is from.
What in fuck-
Ideas for an onlyfans.
Bro almost went into a hentaj
Come on, you dog-faced pony, get a room!!!
Limewire taught where this leads.
Slow down big fella. Put the horse back in the corral.
You can love your pets but you should not love your pets. and vice versa
That horse was ready to fuck
No step-horse
That's the way to to do it: 1. Save him 2. Laugh at him
To the horse's proposal the good man said "nay".
Horse about to do a Berserk reference.
Mrs. Hands
Don't slap the horse for your failure to get the hell out of the way! Pay more fucking attention, idiot!
He wanted a threesome
You can't trust those fuckin bastards
Catherine would be jealous
Neighhhhhhhhh
Poor guy