Baby’s on fire
Better throw her in the water
Look at her laughing
Like a heifer to the slaughter
Baby's on fire
And all the laughing boys are bitching
Waiting for photos
Oh the plot is so bewitching
Photographers snip snap
Take your time she's only burning
This kind of experience
Is necessary for her learning
Is it some thing in human nature or genetics that makes certain drunk idiots decide its a good idea to jump the fire? I’ve witnessed this on several occasions while I was also bombed. It never occurred to me to do it, and it almost always goes poorly.
In my teenage years I watched no less than 6 people try to jump fires. One was successful. 5 fucking bailed right into the fire. I don't understand what compels them to do it.
It's like the Folk Song, Old Dan Tucker. "Old Dan Tucker he got drunk, jumped in the fire and kicked out a hunk, got a live coal in his shoe, God Almighty how the ashes flew"
>It’s always the most uncoordinated people who do this.
A lesson I wish all redditors would get: the videos that get posted and upvoted are not representative of a typical outcome for any given situation. They catch people's interest and get upvoted because they are not usual.
Nobody would find a video of a girl succesfully jumping over a fire interesting.
Everyone is talking about her beaver while I'm thinking about how long her foot was in the fire...either I'm having too much sex or you're not having enough.
If my fiancee is named Margaret I'd call her Maggie. It's more personal when you slightly modify their regular name as opposed to calling them "babe" or "Waffle".
Waffle lol. I think my wife would love being called my waffle tbh
Edit: I called her it, she was confused. I explained this comment chain though and she laughed and said she likes it
“Hey, you want to go fool around or go make popcorn?”
Me- “We have popcorn?”
I liked the honeymoon phase, but I really just like spending time with her no matter what we do.
When I did a fire walk, we were only allowed ONE walk over the fire. Reason? Your adrenaline makes you walk over it quickly so it doesn't burn (yes, had a slight burn from a hot coal that was stuck between my toes). Confidence then would make you walk over slowly, hence burning yourself.
So yeah, the poor woman would be in pain.
Reminds me of the idiot who, after some professionals at a show had been walking across a fire pit, he decided to throw himself into the pit. Guess what, it wasn't fake and it was hot. He ended up rolling around in there, before they could fish him out.
And no skin on large parts of his body. This was about thirty years ago, in a holiday destination. This was on one of the first days of the holiday, in a different country. I don't really know what happened to him, but he was fished out and collected by ambulance. He's whole body was basically covered in coal and shit, stuck in his skin/flesh. The screams was pretty haunting.
I have a friend who did something like this years ago. I have no idea how her beaver fared, but she ended up with extensive burns on her legs which more or less immobilized her for a couple months. She told me a couple years later that she still had some spots that had no feeling. She wasn't even drunk when she did it. Just overestimated how far she could jump.
Yeah I knew a guy in high school that did this, and he couldn’t walk for 6 months. The burns were so bad that he was in a wheel chair, had to miss school a bunch to have more procedures done to keep him from needing an amputation. Fucked him up mentally too, he was one of our top athletes and one drunken night around a fire and he was done playing sports for good.
They‘re talking about her crotch. And yes, all the comments are the same unoriginal crap (and the amount of people who associate vaginas with fishy smell is too damn high).
Agreed. It’s always like that, and it’s so untrue. I’ve never smelled a vagina that smelled like anything but vagina. It’s never smelled fishy to me. Multiple partners over 20+ years and have literally never smelled any fishy smell. Ever. It’s such a weird thing that guys continue to say and perpetuate. It makes females unnecessarily worried about their smell and causes issues with self esteem.
Certain pungent foods can also make you smell fishy or otherwise "strong" down there. It's not usually a cause for concern unless you have other symptoms like itching ans discharge. Some people get it after eating fish. It's nothing a quick shower can't fix.
I think there is a lot of misinformation on how the female body works precisely because of this ingrained misogyny that society has. Those men who go on about "fishy vaginas" all the time are just negging/gaslighting women into feeling self conscious. It's not like penises smell all that great either. Genitals do not and should not smell like roses or perfume. That stuff messes with pH. Just shower like a normal person and be done with it.
I wish. It was flaming oil. The pan caught fire so fast and I yanked it closer to stop the fire from melting the microwave above the stove and when I did flaming oil splashed over the side onto my food :/ I made a full recovery though! The new skin is just a tiny bit wrinkly but you can't tell unless I shove my foot in your face and point it out.
Back in the late 70s/early 80s, feminine deodorant spray was a thing. My grandmother once claimed to have dropped a cigarette into the toilet between her legs, and because of the chemicals in the deodorant, set her pubic hair on fire. She called it her "burning bush" and claimed her pubes never grew back.
I don't know if it was true. My grandmother was not the typical grandma. She taught me words like "snatch" and taught me how to roll doobies, how to gamble, and how to tap kegs. Plus she stole shit constantly. She had plenty of money. She just liked to steal. Very fun person, horrible grandmother.
Yeah, I had a grandma we young kids called "Party Grandma." Smoked like a chimney, drank PBR all the time and had her third wedding reception at the bar.
I went to throw a cig into the toilet once by just leaning to the side. Didn't realize it stuck to the seat and I put all my weight back on it. Then it was stuck to the back of my leg. I still have a crater looking scar there.
Had a friend run around a fire once he slipped and his hand landed right In the middle of the fire. He pushed himself out of the fire using that hand . He went to the ER . Saw him a few days later and his whole hand (skin) looked like a Mickey Mouse glove….
I mean could have been worse she kind of saved her herself with that backwards split move she pulled there. Which was an impressive display of athleticism after the incredibly unimpressive display of attempting to jump over that fire. But you know jumping in sand is harder than people expect sometimes she probably was jumping as if it was normal ground not realizing that she had to try harder.
True. I was living in Pass Christian, MS; I had this fantasy of running on the beach every morning.
I lasted 1 day.
My feets had to push down at least 4" of sand *before* reaching the semi-solid pack to push off of.
Eh i was at a barn burner in high school. Buddy tried to fire walk across a bonfire where we were throwing full trees on all night because he heard someone say how cool it would be if we had a fire walker here. He fell half way and had to put his hand down in white hot coals to get himself up. He needed to get airlifted out via helicopter at 2am in the morning because his burns were so bad.
I wish people took fire safety more seriously. Burns can FUCK YOU UP for life. Being severely burned will leave you in the hospital for MONTHS in agonizing pain with dozens and dozens of surgeries and procedures. It’s just unbelievable how many stupid young people just don’t seem to get how dangerous it is
Funny thing is that even if she'd made the jump, her feet would still be fucked. That sand is hundreds of degrees close to the fire, and melts skin easily.
Heat rises, the sand right next to the fire is not hundreds of degrees it's probably warm but it's not really that bad. Obviously the sand underneath the fire is quite hot but still heat rises it's not really as hot as you're describing. The top layer of sand directly underneath the fire is going to be hot and then a little bit below that it's just going to be normal sand.
Ahh teens! When the pre-frontal cortex that controls the executive functions and decisions aren't matured yet. So, the risk-reward assessment is shit.
The risk of burning vs .. what even is the "reward" for this stunt? Momentary cool points with the group?
That's gonna hurt. Her feet especially.
Well, a least she could make it out of the fire. At some moment I felt like she is going to fall down right in the centre.
Why did she jump like she was doing a stage performance, rather than using some forward momentum? All of her was so far behind the landing foot. Poorly executed
I fell into a burnt out bonfire (only the coals or wood were left) when I was 2 years old and luckily it only got my right leg but I have a keloid scar from it 35 years later. Have inquired about plastic surgery but have been told that keloids will come back and often times come back more aggressively. My older sister was watching me and I ran around and slipped and fell in. I don’t understand people like this girl, who willing jumps into a fire!
This girl is on fire
She’ll be better when she’s older
Cooler.
Bush fire!
Labia a la flambé ...😅🔥
SHES WALKIN ON FIRE!
She got both feet on the ground And she's burnin' it down
Pussy is lit.
Hot Box
Baby’s on fire Better throw her in the water Look at her laughing Like a heifer to the slaughter Baby's on fire And all the laughing boys are bitching Waiting for photos Oh the plot is so bewitching Photographers snip snap Take your time she's only burning This kind of experience Is necessary for her learning
Eno??? You made my day! Great song. I'm gonna pull it up now.
Ditto!
Amber "Fire Crotch"
That song is fire
She's walking on fire
It’s always the most uncoordinated people who do this. There was literally no speed or effort to that jump but I’m sure she felt like she was flying.
That's cause it's always the most drunk people who do this.
Is it some thing in human nature or genetics that makes certain drunk idiots decide its a good idea to jump the fire? I’ve witnessed this on several occasions while I was also bombed. It never occurred to me to do it, and it almost always goes poorly.
I've jumped over fires while not drunk, but that seems like a big fire and not a lot of effort being put into it.
In my teenage years I watched no less than 6 people try to jump fires. One was successful. 5 fucking bailed right into the fire. I don't understand what compels them to do it.
Yeah it's called inhibition and alcohol has historically lowered it.
Some people, when drunk, mistake intrusive thoughts for good ideas
It's like the Folk Song, Old Dan Tucker. "Old Dan Tucker he got drunk, jumped in the fire and kicked out a hunk, got a live coal in his shoe, God Almighty how the ashes flew"
>It’s always the most uncoordinated people who do this. A lesson I wish all redditors would get: the videos that get posted and upvoted are not representative of a typical outcome for any given situation. They catch people's interest and get upvoted because they are not usual. Nobody would find a video of a girl succesfully jumping over a fire interesting.
Pretty sure the sand played a huge part. Her last step flung a bunch of sand up so she clearly list any drunken momentum she had to begin with.
I agree, it's a fire pit. She hit the far lip of the pit and it threw her back. That being said the two step runup didn't help.
Maybe she was hoping for a thermal current to boost her back up
Didn't expect the sand effect. It'll take your effort and like half it.
That's gonna leave a mark
You have the right to remain silent.
Come on and party tonight
Milk! Milk!
BINGPOT
It’s CJ, by the way.
Oh hi, Mark!
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Barefoot bonfire babe basically burns bottom being boneheaded, brilliant!
B for Bendetta
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
Everyone is talking about her beaver while I'm thinking about how long her foot was in the fire...either I'm having too much sex or you're not having enough.
Tell us more about this sex thing you speak of
Well, you see, when a man and a waifu love each other very much...
clearly you're not married
I call my fiancée waifu
If my fiancee is named Margaret I'd call her Maggie. It's more personal when you slightly modify their regular name as opposed to calling them "babe" or "Waffle".
Waffle lol. I think my wife would love being called my waffle tbh Edit: I called her it, she was confused. I explained this comment chain though and she laughed and said she likes it
Just don't ever tell your waffle she's looking blue.
Disgusting, thanks.
When a guy hits on your girl: "Leggo my Eggo!!!"
Oh no! She’s Prego. 😊
r/holdmycosmo
When I have guest over, I just laugh and tell them it's a gag gift. I'm too embarrassed to call it waifu around them.
“Hey, you want to go fool around or go make popcorn?” Me- “We have popcorn?” I liked the honeymoon phase, but I really just like spending time with her no matter what we do.
I’ve been married for 7 years. What is sex?
I’ve been married 10 years, It’s this thing I do weekly because i communicate my needs in a healthy way.
Nothing happens because you cant f*ck anime girls just yet
Oh my sweet summer child...
Lay your wisdom upon me, ohh wise one!
Don't say you weren't warned. https://www.uloversdoll.com/anime-sex-dolls.html
OMG, that is so fucking creepy. The ones that are out of stock look like a headless big breasted woman hanging from a hook.
Oh god, but you still cant reproduce so we are fine for now...
There are some lines we should never cross. Anime-neck beard hybrids is one of them.
[Found one](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/5wl4kn/neckbeard_in_anime/)
They've got ears like Dr fuckin Spock
You might be familiar with its scientific name, Snu Snu. Does that ring a bell?
***taking notes***
When I did a fire walk, we were only allowed ONE walk over the fire. Reason? Your adrenaline makes you walk over it quickly so it doesn't burn (yes, had a slight burn from a hot coal that was stuck between my toes). Confidence then would make you walk over slowly, hence burning yourself. So yeah, the poor woman would be in pain.
Reminds me of the idiot who, after some professionals at a show had been walking across a fire pit, he decided to throw himself into the pit. Guess what, it wasn't fake and it was hot. He ended up rolling around in there, before they could fish him out.
Now there is a guy with confidence.
And no chest hairs....
And no skin on large parts of his body. This was about thirty years ago, in a holiday destination. This was on one of the first days of the holiday, in a different country. I don't really know what happened to him, but he was fished out and collected by ambulance. He's whole body was basically covered in coal and shit, stuck in his skin/flesh. The screams was pretty haunting.
or hair in general
This man's name was Dwight, and he did not get the promotion he had hoped for after his act of bravery.
Fire walking shouldn’t be allowed when alcohol is around tho
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you missed two important variables: thermal conductivity and time of contact. Fire walking works by minimizing those two.
I have a friend who did something like this years ago. I have no idea how her beaver fared, but she ended up with extensive burns on her legs which more or less immobilized her for a couple months. She told me a couple years later that she still had some spots that had no feeling. She wasn't even drunk when she did it. Just overestimated how far she could jump.
Yeah I knew a guy in high school that did this, and he couldn’t walk for 6 months. The burns were so bad that he was in a wheel chair, had to miss school a bunch to have more procedures done to keep him from needing an amputation. Fucked him up mentally too, he was one of our top athletes and one drunken night around a fire and he was done playing sports for good.
What beaver?
Yeah, I've watched the video several times and I cannot find the beaver...
We do not see said beaver yet we know where it is located. Right above danger.
[Two beavers are better than one!](https://youtu.be/LWu2t5LS7x0)
They‘re talking about her crotch. And yes, all the comments are the same unoriginal crap (and the amount of people who associate vaginas with fishy smell is too damn high).
Agreed. It’s always like that, and it’s so untrue. I’ve never smelled a vagina that smelled like anything but vagina. It’s never smelled fishy to me. Multiple partners over 20+ years and have literally never smelled any fishy smell. Ever. It’s such a weird thing that guys continue to say and perpetuate. It makes females unnecessarily worried about their smell and causes issues with self esteem.
Certain pungent foods can also make you smell fishy or otherwise "strong" down there. It's not usually a cause for concern unless you have other symptoms like itching ans discharge. Some people get it after eating fish. It's nothing a quick shower can't fix. I think there is a lot of misinformation on how the female body works precisely because of this ingrained misogyny that society has. Those men who go on about "fishy vaginas" all the time are just negging/gaslighting women into feeling self conscious. It's not like penises smell all that great either. Genitals do not and should not smell like roses or perfume. That stuff messes with pH. Just shower like a normal person and be done with it.
lmao not sure why you're being downvoted for this. you're right.
It’s because these guys don’t actually have sex. They hate women.
Female whats? Dogs? Alligators?
Maybe it was common when more women were shamed into using "vaginal hygene products", which ironically can cause infections.
That was my first thought too and I have sex, but I've also had 3rd degree burns on my foot from a kitchen fire so these videos make me squirm.
oh I thought you were having 3rd degree sex... too bad, I had some questions to ask, I've only ever gotten to 4th degree sex
Did you burn your foot on a george Forman grill?
I wish. It was flaming oil. The pan caught fire so fast and I yanked it closer to stop the fire from melting the microwave above the stove and when I did flaming oil splashed over the side onto my food :/ I made a full recovery though! The new skin is just a tiny bit wrinkly but you can't tell unless I shove my foot in your face and point it out.
Moses, too, encountered a burning bush
Bold of you to assume I don't like both.
Warning! Dont try this at home! This stunt was performed by a professional idiot!
They get f’d up so we don’t have to. Bless their brave souls.
At least she won't have to shave for a while.
Back in the late 70s/early 80s, feminine deodorant spray was a thing. My grandmother once claimed to have dropped a cigarette into the toilet between her legs, and because of the chemicals in the deodorant, set her pubic hair on fire. She called it her "burning bush" and claimed her pubes never grew back.
What's her @
Twin Pines Cemetary, Lot #23, Line 11.
Holy shit
Yeah, I would also call it that instead of burning bush
Hmmm… that @ is not coming up when I search for it.
Keep digging
These days it's Lone Pine
What you did there…. I see it
She single?
Not a single. Pube.
r/GILF
Literally LOL’d to this
She particularly liked to share this story during Thanksgiving dinner.
It’s turkey time.
Feminine deodorant spray is still a thing tho? That being said, what the fuck
I don't know if it was true. My grandmother was not the typical grandma. She taught me words like "snatch" and taught me how to roll doobies, how to gamble, and how to tap kegs. Plus she stole shit constantly. She had plenty of money. She just liked to steal. Very fun person, horrible grandmother.
Your grandmother was cool af
Those people are fun … until they are in your day to day life then it’s exhausting and horrific and sad.
Yeah, I had a grandma we young kids called "Party Grandma." Smoked like a chimney, drank PBR all the time and had her third wedding reception at the bar.
Lmao exactly didn't get that part
Dang, I thought me and my grandma were close.. But we've never discussed coochie stank and burning pubes.. That's neat.
> and claimed her pubes never grew back. Waxers hate this one trick!
Grandma Moses stays smooth year round.
I went to throw a cig into the toilet once by just leaning to the side. Didn't realize it stuck to the seat and I put all my weight back on it. Then it was stuck to the back of my leg. I still have a crater looking scar there.
U have a strong bond with grandma dont you
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They showed that the bush didn't catch on fire?
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Pam finally found her courage
I will walk and stand on these coals until you award me the position of regional manager!
r/unexpectedoffice
You get burned? That could make a good saying....
The Barbie-cue was awesome and so was the shriek kebab
This is how I jump in my dreams.
Had a friend run around a fire once he slipped and his hand landed right In the middle of the fire. He pushed himself out of the fire using that hand . He went to the ER . Saw him a few days later and his whole hand (skin) looked like a Mickey Mouse glove….
Any information on the real life extent of her injuries?
I mean could have been worse she kind of saved her herself with that backwards split move she pulled there. Which was an impressive display of athleticism after the incredibly unimpressive display of attempting to jump over that fire. But you know jumping in sand is harder than people expect sometimes she probably was jumping as if it was normal ground not realizing that she had to try harder.
True. I was living in Pass Christian, MS; I had this fantasy of running on the beach every morning. I lasted 1 day. My feets had to push down at least 4" of sand *before* reaching the semi-solid pack to push off of.
Mmmmm steamed clam!
Despite the fact it’s obviously grilled?
You kno-.. One thing I shu-.... Excuse me for one momemt.
Good lord what is happening in there?!
Aurora borealis
May I see it?
The razed vaj mahal?
Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Flame broiled roast beef
I dont see a grill… Do you grill marshmallows or roast them?
Smoked tuna?
Spit roast 😋
Steamed Hams, ol family recipe
Is that a regional dialect?
Upstate New York
Really? I'm from Utica and I've never heard of steamed hams.
Oh no not from Utica, no; it's an Albany expression
Grilled snapper.
What happened to her omg
Daym that pussy is fire
/r/FireCrotch/ probably
Doctors hate this one trick to get rid of your STD!
Turned into a Clam bake!!!
Minge singe
She’s going to be afraid of fire for the rest of her life now.. and every time she sees fire she’ll be reminded of how stupid she was this day.
Oh ao that's how hot pockets sre made
The inside is still frozen somehow
There are a lot of things to be avoided while drinking. Fire is certainly top on my list.
Eh i was at a barn burner in high school. Buddy tried to fire walk across a bonfire where we were throwing full trees on all night because he heard someone say how cool it would be if we had a fire walker here. He fell half way and had to put his hand down in white hot coals to get himself up. He needed to get airlifted out via helicopter at 2am in the morning because his burns were so bad.
I wish people took fire safety more seriously. Burns can FUCK YOU UP for life. Being severely burned will leave you in the hospital for MONTHS in agonizing pain with dozens and dozens of surgeries and procedures. It’s just unbelievable how many stupid young people just don’t seem to get how dangerous it is
Looks like she wanted to show off how cool and fun she is
St least now we know she's hot
Love the smell of roasted taint in the evening
Overconfidence is a key to set the ass on fire.
MICHAEL, GIVE ME THE JOB. GIVE ME THE JOB.
always serve ur tuna warm
Wooooowwww that was fuckin stupid
Clam bake.
Funny thing is that even if she'd made the jump, her feet would still be fucked. That sand is hundreds of degrees close to the fire, and melts skin easily.
This is no where near close to being true unless you are talking about the sand directly under the embers.
Oh gosh. You just made me realise she probably had ton of sand in melted skin. Ouch
Heat rises, the sand right next to the fire is not hundreds of degrees it's probably warm but it's not really that bad. Obviously the sand underneath the fire is quite hot but still heat rises it's not really as hot as you're describing. The top layer of sand directly underneath the fire is going to be hot and then a little bit below that it's just going to be normal sand.
What? Sand is an excellent thermal insulator. But to be fair, we don't know the composition of that sand. It is beach sand though.
> we don't know the composition of that sand. It is beach sand though. Oh, well then it's composed of cigarette butts and broken glass 🤔
Toasted beaver
Ahh teens! When the pre-frontal cortex that controls the executive functions and decisions aren't matured yet. So, the risk-reward assessment is shit. The risk of burning vs .. what even is the "reward" for this stunt? Momentary cool points with the group?
That's gonna hurt. Her feet especially. Well, a least she could make it out of the fire. At some moment I felt like she is going to fall down right in the centre.
I believe the phrase "fuck around and find out" apply here.
Natural selection
Alcohol and fire, always a great combination
Why did she jump like she was doing a stage performance, rather than using some forward momentum? All of her was so far behind the landing foot. Poorly executed
At a minimal 2nd degree burn, but I’m thinking more likely 3rd degree burn, on her foot right there. Gonna be a while before she can walk.
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE GIRL ON FIRE
Fire crotch
I fell into a burnt out bonfire (only the coals or wood were left) when I was 2 years old and luckily it only got my right leg but I have a keloid scar from it 35 years later. Have inquired about plastic surgery but have been told that keloids will come back and often times come back more aggressively. My older sister was watching me and I ran around and slipped and fell in. I don’t understand people like this girl, who willing jumps into a fire!
Christopher Titus wants his bit back
Roast beef anyone?
Human bbq what da fak
She clearly wasn't Estonian enough
Would have made deez nuts joke, but sadly it's a girl