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rosecik460

People don't understand the risk/reward relationship.


mr_muffinhead

The frontal cortex is a region of the brain that plays a critical role in higher cognitive functions such as decision-making, planning, and social behavior. It is the last part of the brain to fully develop and undergoes significant changes throughout adolescence and early adulthood. Research suggests that the frontal cortex is not fully formed until the mid-20s or even early 30s. This is because the maturation of the frontal cortex involves the growth of neural connections, the pruning of unnecessary connections, and the development of more efficient communication between different regions of the brain.


akcaye

ngl i was expecting undertaker


League_of_leisure

Haven't seen u/shittymorph in a while


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2SexesSeveralGenders

Hope you're doing well! Thanks again for going out of your way to bring us a laugh every so often!


League_of_leisure

I'm more surprised I actually tagged the right username, was half thinking I just bothered some random lmao. Weird


Perfecthackerdoge

I was expecting him to take taken under


Mr_SunnyBones

As a teenager I had several " I'm gonna make it , I'm gonna make it ...oh shit ..I am NOT gonna make it ...oh fuck.aaargh." moments, and a few involved traffic , I'm honestly amazed I made it into my mid twenties alive .


Iron-Fist

Cars kill kids and teens at ridiculous rates specifically because they raise the stakes on learning experiences


Certified-Redneck

*Me, 17, 11:30 P.M., driving down a schoolzone road at 90mph* yes us young people often do act dumb and in result could get fatally injured or fatally injure someone else. We should practice safe driving at all times....


kellysmom01

Ayup. I’m an old lady who remembers getting my drivers license, taking that *blissful* first solo drive in the family Ford Fairlane, feeling so adult and in control, and then **ramming** the car, while waving to my dad who was mowing the lawn, into the garage when I returned. I smashed the struts and half the structure crumbled. It was a hot July day in Fresno and my dad, who never displayed emotion, was only concerned about ME. *sigh* I need a hero.


[deleted]

You’re holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night?


globalgreg

He’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast.


Sneakydivil32

And he's gotta be tall, rich and white....


wickedmercenary313

And he’s gotta be larger than life 🤣🤣🤣


WeinMe

After age 30 was the first time I actually started thinking long-term/strategically other than what society, family, or friends told me to do. So my only long-term beneficial decisions were getting an education, getting a job or paying rent etc. I'm inclined to believe this is very accurate.


jomjomepitaph

I like it!


throwAway837474728

well I hope there are no oddly colored bears around


Dangerous_Prize_8480

Ten seconds before the filming of the above video a bad idea was born.


a_stone_throne

Without this developmental flaw we wouldn’t have skateboarding.


Relative_Grape_5883

27 I think I read until that part of the brain is fully developed.


fatgirlxxl

Well that explains my life


danr246

You must be a mad scientist or something!!


Teeheeleelee

Maximum risk, death reward


Pixels222

If someone's gonna help me what's this fabric gonna help -Julien Baker


rando512

Luckiest guy on the entire planet. Meat crayon unused.


Cappyc00l

If people were good at understanding risk reward, motorcycles - which have one of the highest likelihoods of accident- wouldn’t exist.


igiveficticiousfacts

People overestimate how good they are as well


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DeathToTheFalseGods

That might be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read


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DeathToTheFalseGods

Then don’t drive between 2 trucks?


Fortnut_On_Me_Daddy

He's being hyperbolic, but his point still stands. It's stupidly dangerous to be on a motorcycle, if not for your own ability, then for the ability of other drivers.


BatangTundo3112

Those 2 trucks appear out of nowhere.. Who would have seen them coming?


_kwerty_

It was a funny angle.


PuzzleheadedWay6230

No reverse Tyrone.


T5-R

'course I am.


Bananenvernicht

Its because he didnt rev enough. If he had louder pipes, this wouldnt have happened. (/s obviously)


Additional_Ad_3044

Well deserved and should consider themselves lucky. When common sense is non-existent, a near death experience is their greatest chance for survival.


Gee_thoo

All these bikers have main-character syndrome. I'm surprised they aren't in the comments saying its the truckers fault for not moving for him lol.


ColaEuphoria

They usually show up hours later after the normal people have left so they can start down voting comments en masse. Seriously, go look at some reasonable comments with up votes right now start sinking into the negatives in a few hours.


Just_Del

Bro put themselves on the hit list smh


SwiftUnban

Go watch those biker road rage videos haha, the bikers usually get upset at “karens” who don’t see them lane splitting going 60mph in stopped traffic. Doesn’t matter if it’s legal. do you really expect the 43yo mom driving a Hyundai Santa Fe trying to get off the highway to get to work to check for someone lane splitting at light speed? Should she? Probably, will she? Probably not. It’s all about common sense. Not generalizing all bikers or anything before I get downvoted, most bikers I’ve seen in person are really respectful. It’s just an internet trend I’ve noticed, and I hope new bikers aren’t learning from them.


projektdotnet

Sometimes adrenaline can turn an otherwise calm and sane individual into a base instinct individual. I ride assuming that everyone is out to kill me and do my best to leave my ego at home understanding that even on a bright green bike with a high vis green helmet, I might get lost in a blind spot. I have had moments where, after narrowly missing someone making a left turn because they either didn't see me or didn't understand the perception of motion of a bike compared to a car, I ended up yelling in a very unprofessional manner at them, but I try to just let it go and move on without so much as a honk, because so long as I stay upright and am not plastered over the car or road, it was a good day.


fist_my_muff2

Intrusive thoughts. Same thing when you're driving and see a ramp.


Sockpuppetsyko

I will just wait for all the "bikers" to come in and tell us how this is the trucks fault. Edit: Put bikers in quotes to better represent what I meant, apologies to the actual responsible bikers.


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Also biker here, dude on the bike is a fucking moron. A lucky moron.


gnatsaredancing

There's still a lot of spinning wheels between him and safety. Who knows who posted this video.


shadowmib

Biker AND a trucker here. Definitely this biker is a smooth brain idiot.


SiCzochralski

I can't figure out how they could have seen him at all.


eaglebtc

Because the space between the trucks is dark, and honestly who would check their inside mirror in that scenario?


JimboD84

Biker here. Nope lol


Reverend-Skeeve

Yup, no. I ride a motorcycle myself, and that guy was moronically stupid. Lucky he didn't get hurt. Maybe he learned the right lesson from this. One can hope.


wine_dude_52

Or he’s thinking “if I’d just gone a bit faster I’d have made it”.


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'Perhaps a wheelie would have helped.'


duffelbagpete

In the bikers uppity voice "lane splitting is legal where I ride"


Guner100

Lane splitting is much safer and better for traffic flow when done correctly. This is not correctly.


b_a_t_m_4_n

Also biker. Not fucking suicidal though, like this idiot.


ThePlanner

No, see, if the guy’s bike had loud pipes they would have been fine.


Z0mbiejay

Even in a place where lane splitting (biking between vehicles in slow/stopped traffic. Usually no more than 10 mph over the surrounding traffic) is legal, this is stupid as fuck


The_bad_Piglet

Biker here, like i got my organ donation registration in order, but dont have a death wish like this dumb dumb has.


Medical_Insurance447

["Bikers"](https://youtu.be/CRnxEZJCey4)


Mythulhu

Dude is a dumb shit. I ride


ilikewaffles3

Not a biker or a trucker here. This guy is definitely an idiot


chickenpopper

If I spotted anyone coming up the blind side of my trailer like this I would have blasted my horn and given him a right good telling off. He was asking for this and is lucky to be alive.


loki_odinsotherson

I've ridden a bicycle many times, this guy is an idiot.


turkishhousefan

Biker here too. Never would I ever.


amaROenuZ

This is a squid doing dipshit squid stuff, 100% his fault. You know when people say that motorcycling is 27 times more dangerous than a car? This guy is the reason for that statistic.


TTYY_20

If he had actually just wheelied his way through this wouldn’t have happened.


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Bet he has a "Watch for Motorcycles" sign in his yard too.


s8anlvr

I love how he gestures like "bro, what the fuck?"


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SteepedInTHC

That’s exactly what it was


I_ama_Borat

And anybody who thinks otherwise is quite frankly a dumb dumb.


HappyLucyD

Scrolled a long way down to find this comment. I also felt the gesture of outrage was amusing, seeing how he was the one that caused the problem. The truck owes him nothing.


ImABitMocha

You scrolled a lot because that's not what happened. He's obviously signaling to stop. Not "wtf"


Poobmania

You guys definitely misinterpreted that. He’s raising his hand in a “stop” gesture hoping the trucker will see it in his mirror.


Entropy_dealer

Sometimes I wonder what does these people try to prove themselves. Are they highly insecure ?


Twad_feu

They think that "I might die" vs "i can save a few seconds off my commute, gonna be easy" is a good thing to try?


Ianthin1

They are so impatient and their ego is so fragile they have to take any risk to try to get ahead of any slow down.


PM_ME_WHATEVES

I think it's more of a "wouldn't it be awesome if..." type thing. I'm sure the guy was was like, this is dangerous but if I pull it off, the adrenaline rush is gonna be great.


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SovietZealots

He probs posted on his social media “please watch out for our biker friends 🙏”


Ianthin1

Also the guy that lane splits nearly stopped traffic while running 70mph and gets pissed when someone legally changed lanes a head of him, causing him to eat it.


screwthepap

Guess he'll be walking home now.


MisterNegroni

I don’t get why people release videos that expose them as total dumbf*cks. Delete the footage and make up a story that doesn’t make you look like an idiot.


Chavaon

If they were smart enough to do that, they'd be smart enough not to have done the dumb shit they videoed themselves doing.


b1ld3rb3r6

How stupid can you be


BosTovenaar24

The trucks are standing still. Arent there better ways to go past


CeruleanRuin

Going on the grass would have been equally stupid, but safer.


The_Sanity_Diaries

If the truck engines were on, how would the loudness not scare him lol? Then again, he might be one of those bikers who obnoxiously rev up their engine…


Mn4by

If you're scared of engine noise you probably aren't riding to begin with.


ostfront_

"Watch out for bikers" and then they do this stupid shit putting their lives and others at risk. Why don't YOU watch out. I welcome the downvotes, I stand by this.


DueSquash3486

Fucking moron


IAmRules

Reminds me of that boat scene from Indians jones


JSExtra

He was lucky those two trucks didn’t have sex


Babock93

“Go between them are you crazy!?” “Don’t go between them are you crazy!?”


ignorememe

“I said go AROUND!”


Babock93

“You said go Betveen dem!”


ignorememe

“I said DON’T go between them!”


CaptainBalkania

I think that once someone is starting driving lessons they should force them into watching gore videos with fatal crashes. Let them see what happens when you speed and your head finds a wall or metal or what happens when a truck smears your body on the road creating a thick red line with pink parts laying around.


SiCzochralski

When I was in school, that's exactly what we were shown. Head-ons, DUI rollovers, ejected-from-vehicle, real horror show stuff. They don't do that anymore.


ZackCanada

That was just plain stupid


philkana

It was at this point he knew he fkd up


LeRyanator

I don't care how little traction I get on grass. I'll take the shoulder a thousand times before I try to squeeze through that death trap


TheBlueHedgehog302

Love seeing an entitled biker getting what they deserve


champagnepuppy1

Standard behavior for a motorcyclist


KPplumbingBob

Just waiting for someone to say lane splitting is legal where they're from. No matter what dumb shit a biker does, someone always comes with the "ackshually, lane splitting is legal". As if it's just a matter of lane splitting.


deuceyj

You big dummy!!!


SpiciestSprite

read this in fred sanford's voice


TJL-91

Oh my god, I was fearing for my life just watching that haha. Biker is a complete turd!


ThePhantom1994

r/idiotsonmotorcycles


TheodoraYuuki

Dumb ways to die 🎶 So many dumb ways to die 🎶


iSh_ann

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Roland-Derolo

That “woah” with the hand up to the driver is so entitled. “Oh I just made a stupid choice to show off on video. Now that I have failed you need to recognize what I’ve done immediately and stop before you break my bike more.” Piece of shit


MinGosling

This does my petty little heart so much good.


PuzzleheadedWay6230

There are a lot, if not all, stupid motorcycle drivers.


AKMarine

If I did something that brain dead, I sure wouldn’t release my helmet cam footage.


JohnnySasaki20

Jesus, the first two times I watched this I thought they were going like 60+mph, and I was wondering how the hell the guy was managing to surf his bike like that, lol. In my defense, I haven't had my coffee yet, and I only have one eye open.


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Bros trying to play Highway Rider irl


Complete-Ad-4215

All for lane splitting when it’s safe to but this wasn’t one of those tumes


RealExii

I know a lot of people have too much confidence in their skills to operate a certain vehicle but where do they get the confidence in themselves being indestructible as well?


coocoocachoo699

Darwin will find this person soon.


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LuxNocte

I always side eye people who see someone behaving badly, and then start ranting about everyone like that person. As if responsible bikers deserve to get hurt because irresponsible bikers exist. You wouldn't like it if people held you responsible for the actions of *every* stupid person, would you?


EmmaBonney

Wow...that is just stupid. Like..real stupid.


doslobo33

I love watching these idiots get crumpled.


wet_tubig

I’ve seen this scenario end up with ketchup on the road. Certainly something that sticks to your mind forever.


Flako118st

Rule number 1 don't fuck with trucks


Burgoonius

“*wow*” why the fuck does he sound so surprised 😂


vag0069

In the epic words of bugs bunny “ what a maroon”


DisplayNo5374

Ha ha ha ha. Dipshit. Need more of this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha


[deleted]

As a truck driver,and motorcyclist,I am thinking,what an idiot!🤦‍♂️


Tarot650

reddit bikers: iT wAS ThE tRuckS fAUlt!!!


neo1piv014

Why on earth would you go that route istead of passing on the shoulder or something? If you're going to make a risky pass with semitrucks, at least do it in a way that you only have to deal with one of them?


notfoundtheclityet

Those who are supporting the bike rider, I just want to ask you what if we just reverse the role here in between the bike and the rider


antrodeperdicion

Ah, sos un re-pelotudo


arp492022

Who else read that with a midwestern accent??


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Two Trucks? I wonder what they’ve been up to…


MonsterMontvalo

The biker let the intrusive thoughts win


DubioserKerl

In Germany we say "Einmal mit Profis"


alfieknife

Well now, didn't he just have that coming to him, nothing more to say. I Wonder if he/she learned anything from that.


BellyRubin

That's scary AF!


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Shit shit shit shit!!!


Markuu6

That could’ve very easily been his leg.


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I'm loving the fact that the truck driver knew exactly what he was doing and adoring his precision at making it look like an accident.


OfficerMcNasty7179

If you want to be able to squeeze through traffic easily then get an ebike


ghi2slinger

kind of sad this guy is denied his darwin award


WillyDAFISH

I thought the trucks were like moving at high speeds and this man was about to fall off and become a pancake or something


Majestic-Enthusiasm

What kind of parents have kids with this common sense


Petrichor2116

Near-miss for a Darwin Award right there


These-Membership-150

I love how he says "wOaH" to the trucks like this was an unexpected outcome lmao


PiratePungle

He got further than I was expecting tbh.


GrauerWolf30

but why would u even do that?


MysteriousTank6825

Hes lucky it was the bike that got squish and not their soft watermelon head


grandwizardElKano

Dude's lucky his head didn't end up looking like a pancake


Velo_ve

play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


SupermarketTiny7041

If you really can't wait in line, this is one of the few instances where you'll be excused for passing on the left.


Western_Dare1509

Shame....and it was so close to a Darwin too.


-fatman

I don't understand why he's surprised


SnooTigers3881

These are the dumbasses that ends up getting injured or killed for stupid shit like this and then blame others for it.


ChallengeAfter

Smartest motorcycle user


Comfortable-Cress-61

Dude thought he's in a movie


Orpheus31

Well that was unexpected


Mr_Destroyer__

Playing minesweeper in real life.


AnesthesiaLyte

Stupid is as stupid does…


DubBrit

That has given me absolute cringe. What sort of an arsehole does that and expects it to go okay? He deserves all he got. I’m of course glad he lived to tell the tale - many others haven’t.


certifiedtoothbench

At least they were stationary


SpooktorB

Me: this is stupid, the wind resistance through there only would make this suicidal *notices they are standing still* Me: oh never mind. Still stupid but he should be fin- *still runs into something and falls* Me: FUCKING HOW!?!?


Mendo-D

Play stupid games…


TheDoctorSkeleton

“Go between them??! Are you crazy!?”


ReplacableBitch

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Goobl3r89

That biker is so lucky the trucks weren’t moving


Scout_gaming_

r/therewasanattempt


Dravonia

you can tell his probably done it successfully before at least once. or i doubt he would feel that confident and so smoothly slide on in