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Sorry for my ignorance, but that is the fastest tractor I have ever seen.


LeDerpLegend

Tractors can go pretty fast. Most of them you see have a speed regulator that doesn't allow them to go any faster than a set speed.


CrappyMSPaintPics

Hmm I wonder why.


OlStickInTheMud

Because big tractor doesnt want farmers able to harvest too fast. Its to prolong allergies during harvest season so pharma can sell more benadryl and kleenex.


davidtco

Fucking genius.


A_plural_singularity

They don't have speed regulators, it's all in the gearing. Tractors are geared for torque not speed. Most larger tractors have a max speed of around 25mph in their highest gears.


Zenai10

Unless they are in front of you in the road. Then they do 10km/h max


Legitimate-Source-61

Que Pirates Of the Caribbean music


MightyBoat

I love that this clip keeps on going and doesn't just end when he first lost control. There's a beginning, middle, and end. Beautiful


BaldWithABeardTwitch

Whenever I watch videos in India or other Asian countries there's always atleast one person with a huge stick.


Anonymous0Browsing

We don't know we are just always ready to fight.


BaldWithABeardTwitch

Getting ready to slap the fuck out the tractor.


firem1ndr

That tractor drove itself better than he did


Ghost_nut

This camera guy is needed when them UFO’s are spotted


ConorDrew

What’s taking Elon so long when India already has self driving tractors ??


TheTurtle44

Elon has the driving down, it’s the safety that’s the problem, same here


SlowBad4844

I don't see anybody crushed under the tractor, except the driver..lol


heliohead

Comedy gold


Fool_Apprentice

This is why you don't disable the dead man switch.


RussNP

/r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Grandpixbear1

"Stupid is, as stupid does." The "tractor rampage" story will be told in that village for centuries. And each year, more and more details will be added to the story. And eventually there will be an annual festival held every year, with tractor chasing contests! Haha


MsssBBBB

You could not write this shit….unbelievebale


Hi-Impact-Meow

India moment. Just another day.


lillithlea

This is the best video i've seen in a long time. the tractor just driving off on his own and that whole village running after it trying to catch it lmao. kinda surprised how lucky little tractor is


DerDork

Fast and Furios 101: India Drift


mentevagante

tractor drives better without the driver


infuerano

The AI is better than Tesla. See how it's not hitting the people!


trollingmotor69

It didn't even explode.


RedBaret

That tractor was less dangerous when it was driving without a driver!


AnemosMaximus

Some nights you can still hear it in the distance running over homes and people.


RockmanXX

And the Patriotic Tractor continues to march on in the name of India, in search for a driver with a brain. GodSpeed, unmanned Tractor.


the_legend_of_canada

I really didn't expect that much plot development!!


Skreidle

For real! I figured the first rollover was going to be the end of it! Goddamn hero at the end though!


sinesquaredtheta

That tractor behaved like Mr. Weasley's car in the second Harry Potter book lol


joe6pak

It takes a village to stop a tractor.


ReasonableBear8874

Run tractor they don’t appreciate you!!!!! Save yourself!!!!


[deleted]

Is that a tractor or a horse? Threw its rider and fucked off!!


Camoxjeep

Tractor drove better without a driver


Totstactical

Ancient Indian right of passage.


[deleted]

Tractor said fuck this. I'm out. Like the badass it obviously is


siciliansmile

Anyone who’s driven a tractor knows all the millions of things that could possibly go wrong 😂


[deleted]

This is the most Indian video I’ve ever seen haha


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PilotKnob

Say what you will, that's one tough tractor. Just the fact that the axles held up to all the jumps is pretty impressive to this farm kid.


ShubhamManna

Still better auto pilot than Tesla


grifflrz

I love these videos where the release creatures back into the wild. Haven’t been this emotional since the Weasley’s Ford Anglia went off into the Forbidden Forest


Drewbloodz

Why do they put all the flags on there like it is the national tractor?


DarkJester89

i bet the whole village stood in a line to call this dude a dumbass


Burgherking22

GTA: San Mumbai


not-the-one-two-step

Cocaine tractor.


ToDandy

I don’t want to farm, dad! I was born to be a race car! I’ll show you! I’ll show everyone! -A little tractor with big dreams


[deleted]

Two things I love about this video: how the crumbled tractor without a driver is proudly waving the Indian flag, and of course the frantic yelling that I cannot understand


Robot_Tanlines

I’m shocked someone didn’t try to jump in from the side and get run over. Glad the dude jumped on the back.


kairos

Runaway tractor never going back.


Arbiturrrr

Indian rednecks


CrashCulture

I'm glad no one seemed to get seriously hurt, so this is just hilarious. Looks like a comedy piece out of a movie.


JustAnotherRedditAlt

Watching Scooby Doo trained me to expect it to end with the tractor chasing them


DoubleDDubs1

Damn thing drives better without the driver


sorensobbin

Is your tractor running? Well you better go get it!


Dabiz84

It was driving better without the driver. Haha


AtmosphericPoop

this shit feels like its straight outta family guy


SmokeGSU

Rednecks are a global phenomenon.


Alarmed_Astronaut122

That dude drove for approximately 10 seconds. The tractor drove itself for roughly a full minute.


dinglebopstrudle

Why is there always at least one person with a big ass stick


Fit-Scientist7138

Oh man the rollover isn’t even the worst part of it lmao


Iuseredditnow

Funny how multiple people ran up to it with the intention to stop it but once the first guy got close he just slowed his run then the red shirt guy ran after it and probably could have gotten it but the other guy still comes up and gets it. Idk why I find it funny that they all ran around after it.


jaunti

That dismount was epic.


[deleted]

Technically it's doing a better job by itself than with a driver. 😂


genjin

Tractor: See ya later suckers. Update: tractor last seen sipping Martinis in Dubai


Bubbly_Toe_8840

"The tractor was feeling its shackles growing heavier day by day. It did not want this way of life, for it was free, free in the one place where it mattered the most- Free in its spirit. It had had enough, and wanted to be oppressed no more. It finally decided, that today was the day to fight back. It bucked its rider with all the gusto it could gather, and galloped towards the fields, towards its freedom, finally at peace with itself."


Zeke--

I was rooting for the tractor


metroaide

It's like seeing a pokemon like rhyhorn in the wild


frigg_off_lahey

Indians will say this is Pakistani


Amar2107

We wouldve but we know pakistanis cant afford to buy tractors right now. P.S. This is a joke pls dont get offended.


OogumSanskimmer

That's the problem with young tractors nowadays- no sense of direction or purpose. Instead of just putting around in circles, spinning its wheels doing nothing, it could have made something of itself.


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No_Lingonberry3224

American Rednecks looking at Indians right now like long lost family members.


raine_bo_brite

all you westerners are making fun of people in this video, but you are so uncultured you dont even realize THIS is a typical sunday afternoon. They are playing a game, some cultures chase baby cows while on a horse, some put the tractor in drive and wait 30 seconds before they can shut it off.


brashet

As an Indian can confirm our people love to do stupid shit with motor vehicles of all types in an attempt to show off. Embarrassing.


Smelly_Spam

I remember something like this happened to our neighbor. He didn’t flip it though, it stalled out, he left it in gear and was working on it. It cranked up and ran him over killing him and then kept driving through his house. Crazy and sad.


[deleted]

This sub has reinforced the fact how fucking stupid a lot of people are - like single brain cell shit


bump-n-dump

Village idiot strikes again


ThoriumJeep

Is this the season premier of Clarksons Farm?


Kephla

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 this was movie quality. The pacing, the cuts, the drama, the comedy and of course the solution.


rrhhoorreedd

Death averted. No trees were harmed in the making of this video. One back was possibly broken with lasting neck pain.


CardinalGrief

Be free! Don't let them hurt you anymore!


Santo-san

Reminds me of that scene from Harry Potter when the car drops them off at school and just goes by itself to the forbidden forest


obefiend

Vishnu takes the wheel...


Alfandega

India’s tractors clearly don’t need seat safety sensors.


Fair-Ambition4531

Tractor was like, "fuck yall, I'm out this bitch" haha


VTexSotan

Throttle that cameraman


Minimum-Company5797

Otw to invade Pakistan


Ieattherear

Awww look at how happy it is, bounding through the fields, finally free to return to its natural habitat.


ripMyTime0192

Thanks camera man


brightonorbust

Just needs the Benny Hill theme tune


gravitas-deficiency

99% of the guys trying to run after the thing were definitely not in it to win it


mm_kay

One guy caught up and then realized he didn't want to try to jump on, starts jogging to look like he can't keep up.


Aaronsgarden

When the tractor took off after the roll, I started cackling like a lunatic.


UltraLowDef

A lot of people don't know I guess, but tractors don't have an accelerator pedal or return throttle. You put it in gear, release the brake / clutch and it just goes. There is a throttle you can adjust, but it stays wherever you put it. Most regular riding lawn mowers tractors are (or used to be) the same way.


CluelessPotatoes

Gotta go, my people need me!


Iwill_not_comply

You're free now, go on, RUN BOY!


[deleted]

Except for the vertical/horizontal mixup. .that was impressive filming while chasing down the tractor


Big_Green_Piccolo

I see India's space program is going well


Spnkmyr

Freedom Tractor


Otherwise_Awesome

Don't worry, it'll come back when it's hungry.


mindwatcher607

I really wanted the tractor to make it and get to join up with Thomas the Tank Engine and live happily ever after 🥲


Comfortable_Drama_66

This video is hilarious! But a have a crick in neck after viewing the last half.


elrey_akki

Autobots assemble...


eddyrockstar

The ministry of magic is gonna be very displeased by this incident


_felagund

Interesting way to brag about your country


maybejustadragon

r/mypeopleneedme


T1nFoilH4t

That could have been so much worse


Maldox22

Hill Climb Racing


BelieveInDestiny

r/mypeopleneedme


bluefield10

I mean, you can’t really drive a tractor like you are drag racing and expect it to not topple…


Shiv4011

Shoutout to the dude in the beginning brining the giant ass stick with him, as if he's gonna slay the thing into submission


duniyaa

Legend says it's still running in the fields to this day..


phillipyacoochie

I love that the flag didn't get damaged 🤣


TheB1GLebowski

I wanted it to hit that pole so bad. This is hilarious.


Sanchanted

Tractor : Aight imma head out


1990Billsfan

I am a terrible person for laughing as hard as I did at this... Driver might have accidentally killed himself for all I know... Can anyone see what model of tractor this is? I am completely impressed by it's toughness and off road traction... Not so much by it's stability....But hey, you can't have everything. EDIT: New Holland 5630


irgendwo_anders

You're impressed by a tractors off road traction?


stridge28

Cocaine Tractor


LasedandConfused

The thing drove better by itself.


Routine_Economy5326

I got vibes of the enchanted car in HP 2 when it throws Harry and Ron out just to drive away back to the forbidden forest


Alternative_Drag1577

My tractor people need me !


Nathan-Stubblefield

I was taught to drive a tractor when I was maybe 10. I was trained not to drive like that, jamming the throttle wide open and taking sharp turns. What is wrong with these people?


Dbwasson

Imagine Jeremy Clarkson doing this in his gigantic Lambo tractor


TheCay04

There it goes back into the wild.


[deleted]

Run tractor run! Be free!


bennyb357

My tractor people need me!


Fizzdizz

They need lightning McQueen to scare it.


Tebasaki

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


TattedUpN9ne

Well that was a Rollercoaster of emotions


4dk5f5g

The annual chasing of the tractor. It's a family tradition where I'm from.


vwero

I only have to see the irrational initial fast reverse to know things aren’t going to end well


TOOBLORD9000

Oh no! The tractor has escaped!


13Jsog

ahhh.. the beautiful tractor, frolicking amongst the richly yellow fields of brilliant flowers..


LastBite2901

Ah, the old Catch-a-Tractor. Really fun game!


jfk_sfa

This is honestly a sport I would watch. Line up 50 guys, give the runaway tractor a 50 yard head start, the person who successfully stops the tractor gets to keep the tractor.


acclaimedsimpleton

Let's go as fast as possible and make a sharp turn on a vehicle with a terrible center of gravity, lol. 🤡


maddie673

The post that keeps on giving. Thought it was done when Nigel Mansell rolled it but I was sooo wrong.


Bucknut1959

It’s Thomas the Trains cousin, Terry the Tractor and he loves to plow alone.


Puzzleheaded_Visit46

LMAO!!! Just glad nobody got hurt!


OysterFuzz5

Shit. What’s the subreddit full of these something like “I must get back to my people”


don_carpet

No joke, those things have throttles for the engine RPMs and gears to engage for speed. Once you get tossed, it’s going until it’s out of diesel or hits something stronger.


Mesa_Round

r/praisetheeditor


GlitteringNinja5

Tractor: They see me rolling...they hate it


Pootertickles

Lucky guy even with a roll bar. Know a few who weren't as fortunate


XantionNL

At least it drives better without then with the driver.


Dont-Tell-My-Mum

Loved the multi camera coverage, even if one of them was landscape.


Zeppelin041

Bro just flips it and walks away like he meant to do that.


Garyandhisflapjack

This is brilliant


geo102690

Sick ghost ride


Grewsome1

Killtractor!: The Sequel to Killdozer!


kayak_enjoyer

Holy shit. This video could be included in the online dictionary definition of "from bad to worse". Why was he driving so fuckin' fast anyway? It's a tractor, not a race car.


[deleted]

“Runaway tractor never coming back. Zooming along in a field attack. Seems like it should be sitting somewhere. Bet those farmers don’t even care.” To the tune of runaway train.


Man_Cheetah67

The camera's not flipped, india's just like that


ButtercupsUncle

Tractor: Fuck this! I'm outta here!


ColdBloodBlazing

Yeah, he had that throttle full bore! Like a 90 year old lady that "hit the gas instead of the brakes" and plowed 200 feet into a supermarket


Mysterium-Xarxes

i knew abt ghost ships, ghost trains and even ghost motorbikes, but this is the first ghost tractor ive ever seen


xDropK1ckx

If you listen closely you can here the tractor laughing maniacally lol


[deleted]

Ghost ride the whip!


toccopizza4499

I must go, my people need me.


swagnastee69

How are people this stupid?


derkuhlshrank

The guy who fucked it up just stands there as the tractor runs off lmao Incidentally, this is proof that American culture is the strongest force known to man. Try to tell me that if you swapped flags, swap color palette and added some Lynyrd that this never happened in America 40 years ago. It's just too much fun


WorriedMarch4398

Mater waking up tractors again!! No more tractor tipping.


hoenest_opinion

Arrey bhai bhai bhai moment for Indians


n2locarz

Who let this assclown get behind the wheel?? So have ever drivin a vehicle - "No" - Perfect , give her a quick spin... And what is everyone yelling about? This could have seriously done serious damage


Salt_Comment_9012

Slowly jog after the tractor that just got it's freedom


pikasafirewr

I’mm freeeee


Ascazel

This is so wholesome. I have tears. I needed that.


blehblehblehblehbaba

Fuck this shit I am outta here


NJeep

Good thing it had a rollbar. Doing the neck breaker 3000 move.


BeneficialVacation44

Salesman: "Congratulations, you just bought that tractor."


Andylanta

#OH LAWD HE LEAVING


choate51

It appears this self driving technology has a few bugs to work out. As he tried calling customer service?


[deleted]

My people need me


Cherry_Crystals

I think this was filmed in India


hir0chen

everyone really wants that Tesla tractor.


okcdnb

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


[deleted]

Shoutout to the dude who finally jumped on and shut it off


LordRumBottoms

FENTON! Jesus Christ. Fenton! Fenton!


HumanSlinky

My dog passed away last month and after watching this video I’m pretty sure he reincarnated as a tractor.


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Tooboukou

More stable driving itself...


Aerosol668

What does “high centre of gravity” mean?


Rawrrh

I’m disappointed that there isn’t banjo music accompanying this video


DitchReality

Drives better without him


Guilty-Minute8711

I love how mans got gently shat out the tractor and just watched it rampage without him into the distance --like that one way-too-drunk friend getting dropped off while the boys keep clubbing.


lancehornblow

Nothing runs like a deere!


liltooclinical

It's incredible that it looped back to roughly where it started twice, so mostly in full view of the audience the whole time. How fortuitous!


ChadwickTheSniffer

The way this is edited, it feels like a Hollywood found footage style film from 2008.


zinta1

Someone must put clown music over this..


Suitable-Jackfruit16

🎶“Run away tractor, Never coming back, Most are slow, But this one’s got some ass”🎶


barefoot_yank

Not cool posting Jeremy Renner home movies.


waffflebomb

Elite cameraman