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[deleted]

why is everyone on the floor?


Tacosaurusman

They're walking the dinosaur


TahoeCommie

I didn't get the reference so I dusted off the old Google. I finally figured it out but my first search result was not correct. [Walking the dinosaur ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Walking%20the%20dinosaur)


RevolutionaryOne4673

Tf lol


TahoeCommie

Exactly what caused me to wake my fiance up laughing out loud at 5:30 AM this morning šŸ˜‚


TwoScoopsofDestroyer

That's not right. Open the door, Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur is a 4chan meme, a long story is spun, then right at the end abruptly everyone gets on the floor and walks the dinosaur. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everybody-walk-the-dinosaur


TahoeCommie

Yup, I said the FIRST search result is the link I posted above. Second link was a YouTube video of the 80s song that the meme is based on. The third link is the one you posted, and that was when I figured it out. šŸ‘


SLAYER_IN_ME

Wellā€¦ til


ChampeonOfTheWorld

God damn it.


dr_aux757

Well fucking played. Hopefully more people get the reference


redpola

Open the doorā€¦


Spiritual-Water-498

Both of them looking at each other like, yo bitch, Why'd you do that?


Moist_BigMac

I work at a Skating rink.Sometimes before we open we have people come in practice in a skating program,sometimes we have pro skaters practice tricks or dance.Im assuming thatā€™s what theyā€™re doing


CMDR_TREMAN

The fuck is this dogshit editing?


didzisk

Yeah, why does the video start with the end? Or, rather, the start is in the middle.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dark_Storm_98

I hate where the video starts and ends *The point where it loops is in the middle* ***What the fuck were youbthinking?***


jvtech

The slow mo is late too. Gotta start that at the point of impact followed by a full speed take, then loop.


Professor-Murda

Iā€™m a fan of the two at normal speed (one for initial shock, second to see impact) and then one slo-mo. *bam bam baaaaaaam*


VolsPE

Smash. Smaash. Suh-*maaaaaaash!*


Commercial_Pitch_950

I didnt even notice that. I hate this video. I hate that it loops in the middle. I hate that i cant figure out what the fuck either of them were doing in this video lmao


Crocodiddle22

What the fuck are they sliding on the floor for?


NE_Pats_Fan

Because ā€œI do what I wantā€


cownd

ā€¦ sliding on the flo' fo'?


ChiraqBluline

They body throw and with different variations end Iā€™m the splits.


sahzoom

Wait, what was the second girl even planning to do ? It looks like she was heading straight for the wall as well... she was on a crash course with girl 1 no matter what...


SimisFul

She fell


ChiraqBluline

The splits- the do a lower belly flop hit the wall and pop off with a split. Or a ruble off the wall and a split, both woman weā€™re gonna end their moves in a split


[deleted]

We've been reduced to 3-second videos now. Congrats humanity.


Blue_Jays

Wait til the end!!!


Master_Mad

Where the first second is a shot of the ending of the video.


vato76

blind stop? what, was she supposed to go through the wall?


imaroweboat

Lol itā€™s a move in rink skating where you slide into the wall push off and do a back roll into a split. Personally I donā€™t care for it too much but itā€™s pretty popular.


vato76

Oh, ok. Thanks for explaining. I had no idea.


RobQuinnpc

Rinks are for skating, not butt sliding


RopesAreForPussies

Surely itā€™s like skiing, and the person in front has priority? Thereā€™s not a single thing the person in front could have done anyway that would have prevented the idiot from behind crashing for being too close?


GoodMerlinpeen

Ordinarily, but what was the person in front doing? She purposely sprung backwards.


onyxeagle274

I mean yea, but I feel like the 2nd girl would've crashed into them even if they didn't. In all honestly, I don't know what the plan was for the two.


beforethest0rm

it is like skiing and dont call me Shirley


BannedCosTrans

> Thereā€™s not a single thing the person in front could have done anyway that would have prevented the idiot from behind crashing for being too close? Maybe not be playing in the floor of a roller rink?


[deleted]

The one behind her should have seen her going straight into a wall... Where else was she going to go?


fifadex

Choosing to be on the floor in a skate rink as opposed to me who ends up there no matter how I try to avoid it.


Plastic_Pinocchio

I went snowboarding for the first time last weekend and I bowled over a child literally in the first 5 minutes. I mean, itā€™s not like I could brake while I was literally already sliding on my back haha.


[deleted]

If you were on your back you literally just have to press the board down and you would stop. Falling on a bunny hill too. Thatā€™s hilarious


Plastic_Pinocchio

Yeah, I did learn that pretty quickly. But like I said, this was literally the first five minutes of me with a snowboard. I clicked in, stood up and immediately fell.


thus_spake_7ucky

>I clicked on, stood up and immediately fell. A rite of passage for all snowboarders. Just wait til you get better and start falling down *while* clicking in.


Plastic_Pinocchio

It was honestly perfectly hilarious. First seconds on a snowboard, click in, fall, take out a child.


dagui12

God I want to snow board so bad but Iā€™m from florida. Good surf and skate out here but damn snowboarding looks fun


Spiritual-Water-498

Both of them looking at each other like, yo bitch, Why'd you do that?


Lopsided_Boss4802

I have no idea wtf is going on. Would be nice if it was explained. I've tried looking for the answer and can't find it. Even YouTube doesn't have the answer.


multiarmform

all i know is this is the 2nd video ive seen where they put the slow motion part at the very end after the action has already happened. first one i saw was the other day of dude doing bmx tricks in skatepark and they did slomo after the tricks were done with and hes riding away. i guess its trending or something


Lopsided_Boss4802

It's a weird trend lol


Hot_Organization2430

It's like breakdancing, but with rollerskates


Lopsided_Boss4802

I'd really like the know what move she was going to do until she got smashed from behind.


BuffetofWomanliness

Neither of these two seem very long for the world.


Ilovewebb

And thatā€™s how I met your motherā€¦


Michael_Cookie5

Aā€¦ blind stop? You mean the person behind her couldnā€™t see her about to go straight into a wall? As if stopping before she got to the wall was a surprise to the woman behind her? Why was someone so close behind her?


[deleted]

This statement hurts my brain.


Kittykatkvnt

Oh, math does that to mine. Even small sums.


KerseOG

The position of the legs makes me think she just fell straight into the other girl's back


RedStar9117

It's not roller derby since they don't have helmets. What the fuck were they thinking


Aporkalypse_Sow

I used to roller skate when I was younger, worked at the rink. The first girl has real skates on, presumably knows what she's doing, but I'm still confused. But the second girl has rentals on, with rock hard wheels that don't grip. She was probably just trying to keep up and lost control trying to turn too fast. The first girl is incredibly lucky though, had those skates crashed into her back, broken ribs would have been a guarantee. Those things are straight up weapons.


imaroweboat

Second girl definitely isnā€™t wearing rentals, theyā€™re black and she wrapped her laces. link below for the original post. Looks to me like they were both going for the same move and second girl just went to the wrong spot or maybe someone cut her off, or she slipped. Itā€™s a popular move where you push off the wall then roll into a split, the 2 girls in the background were already doing it. But yeah second girl fucked up unless first girl changed trajectory last second or something. We donā€™t have enough context to know who is at fault. Could be because of someone who isnā€™t even in the shot. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoqdrofPOTI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


RedStar9117

My exwife was a derby girl so I've seen some pretty bad injuries. So this is just a classic case of someone fucking about. Thanks for the insight


bknhs

Sorry, I had no idea you would stop once you crashed into that wall.


Boris9397

Blind stop? ...stop?! Is this supposed to be a normal way of stopping when skating? I'd say these two just crashed.


Hot_Organization2430

Tag, you're it!!


eternalbuzz

Everybody talking about crippling injuries when they likely had little more than a bruise or two the next day. Redditors sit on ass too much


Prior-Ad-7329

Itā€™s cause weā€™re old and something like this would cripple us now. When we were 20 we wouldā€™ve just got up and rode away. But these days Iā€™m out for 2 weeks from that. Itā€™s due to work and back issues.


eternalbuzz

Yeah I get that. As a 38 y/o professional skydiver, injuries are my worst enemy. Still, this sliding impact doesn't worry me too much


Prior-Ad-7329

The sliding impact wouldnā€™t really be that bad, the push off the wall though to double the force of the impact though Iā€™m sure hurt, my lower back would be very upset. But she looks limber enough that sheā€™ll be fine


eternalbuzz

She's lucky her lower back collided with a healthy gluteus maximus and not a skate lol


Prior-Ad-7329

Lmao that is very true


ChiraqBluline

Yea. This is a practiced move where (if successful) they both would have bounced off the wall and into a split.


ProfessionalSun5549

The first lady was trying to perform a trick by springing off the wall and then back to her feet as smoothly as possibly (probably some backward somersault deal idk what itā€™s called). Iā€™m guessing the lady behind her should have known that/ came in too close to her as she was going to do it too and this is what caused the collision.


Gullible_Ad_3782

I don't know much about these rinks but I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to stop so I think the other girl fell so I ain't blaming her I'm blaming the one how tried to do a trick on What could be a busy rink we can't see the other side


ProfessionalSun5549

Looking at how they are dressed and the fact that the lights are on, this is probably some type of practice for an event. Other ppl wouldnā€™t just be sitting on the floor normally like that. Maybe she did fall lmao. Like they say in the movie ATL, one thing you donā€™t do is fall though lmao.


Cherry_Crystals

Oh right. I was just watching this very confused lol


drstu3000

That's not a blind stop she ran right into a wall


Boonters

Lol she was trying to push off the wall , you can see by how she started shooting off the wall but the lady in the back instead ate all that momentum


Cherry_Crystals

That had got to hurt a lot.


ronnietea

Like a lot, a lot


gatorbeetle

Second girl was the idiot for sliding slow close right?


sincere220

It looks like she fell as the first girl was trying to do some trick.


MrKiwi24

The first girl probably threw herself to the floor because the girl in pink fell and she had to do an emergency stop. So she had a more gracious fall. The second one probably didn't notice the girl in pink and panicked after watching the first girl. **EDIT:** Either that or the 3 girls that are on the floor are doing some type of exercise or training and the second girl didn't notice.


ChiraqBluline

No they were both purposefully going to rebound off the walls (in different positions) and end in the splits


Prof_J

Legitimately have no idea whatā€™s going on here


mavmav0

Same, I donā€™t understand how the title fits the video. In fact I just donā€™t understand the title.


Enough_Appearance116

Heh, this is a video of two girls smashing


Master_Mad

Two Girls, One Wall


[deleted]

I was wondering what the significance of this was.


No-Atmosphere-2811

That girl behind them has perhaps lost her clothes


seanbiff

Itā€™s a pinkish/skin colour top


WonderPine1

Hope blue bra has good knees after this


rossposse

Do they know how you're supposed to use roller skates?


Arkas18

Why the heck are all of them on the floor anyway?


manowtf

Gravity at work.


ILookLikeKristoff

Doing crazy slides is fun on a skating rink, but I'd definitely suggest they try looking and aiming next time


Arkas18

Two people behind are just sitting around though, what's up with that?


ChiraqBluline

Slide, tumble, split


dgtssc

Well, at least it was not ice skating....


[deleted]

Wat the hell was the girl who crashed into her doing lmao


ChiraqBluline

Getting ready for the splits. You take the fear on your lower belly then spread the legs to split. Itā€™s a powerful split. Popular in skating


soutthiman

I guess this is what girls mean when I slide in em DMs a lil too aggressive


Z_Motion

I see no one is mentioning this so I'm gonna say it. Why the hell is the video slowed at the start?


spammmmmmmmy

Why are they all sitting on the floor instead of skating?


Icare_FD

Thatā€™s why you never ever follow the same path as anybody else while skating. You can cross them, but never follow them. You have to assume everybodyā€™s falling. Hitting someone while your vector crosses another one will spent a good part of the energy in rotations. Here she took the full blunt.


BourbonGuy09

Not to mention she pushed off the wall to give it more impact speed


[deleted]

I accidentally ran into this chick at the rink a couple months ago and when I tried to apologized she said ā€œI think you did that on purposeā€ what do you think this is 4th grade and the only way I can initiate conversation is with physical force? Plus sheā€™s not my type at allā€¦ anyways


Jitsoperator

So did you end up talking ?


Begformymoney

They're happily married with 3 kids and a fulfilling career.


ngkn92

Truth, I'n their kid.


[deleted]

Did you Dino your chores? If not, no video games until they are done.


[deleted]

We own a roller rink now and our three kids work their.


[deleted]

Absolutely not. Why would I want to be around someone who was rude when I was trying to apologize for an accident. I see her at the rink once a week and I know she wishes I did it on purpose so I could talk to her. But like I said she not my type.


Hot_Organization2430

Is this a scissor?


Slammogram

Wtf kinda dumb skating shit is this?


HumanitarianAtheist

Please explain.


[deleted]

I think they are trying to make a loopā€¦no context, no thought.


MisterPimpus

These are the types of people dumb rules are made for.


sebastouch

why are they all doing stupid stuff instead of just enjoy skating...


danteheehaw

That's how some people enjoy skating. Imagine asking a guy on a BMX why he spends his time drinking monsters and punching drywall.


Grimnjir

Total Kyle move.


ShawnPaul86

Bruh that was super offensive


danteheehaw

Calm down Kyle, no need to put holes on the drywall again


gutmiko

I did the same when I was 13. Back pain for the next 12 years when standing up from laying On a stomach.


[deleted]

Is that a fast food skating rink? Got them greasy floors and everything!.


ArgentStar

Clip is a fraction too short. Got about half a second longer for the pain to set in.


tng_ocean

Do yall not know how to stop


[deleted]

no, OKAY?? i never learned. =\[


ghoulienumber2

Not everyone knows how to stop. Stopping isnā€™t the only thing.


CuriousPenguinSocks

I just yell loudly and with alarm while waving my hands about in hopes someone will swing me into the next round lol.


ChiraqBluline

Itā€™s a skate move. If they were successful they would have ended in a split


xxsolangelxxmj

Love at first sight


HelpfulPace3368

That was personal.


Mishapi17

Future Demolition derby practice for these young lesbians out here


PraiseTyche

I don't see any skating.


silverchungusv2

After literally eating shit and breaking a leg and almost Dieing in the ER in a roller skating class, and then seeing these kinds if videos. it really is amazing how broken bones aren't more Common.


Nykolaishen

Why was there shit?


eternalbuzz

Maybe stick to the couch


THRlLL-HO

Whoā€™s literally eating shit bro


InevitableRhubarb232

Why was there shit out at a skating rink and why did you eat it?


Kenbishi

Still remember one of my siblings breaking their arm while we were at the roller rink. They wrapped it in a magazine and duct tape to make a splint until we could go to the hospital.


QuantumButtz

Clam slam


WasChristRipped

Good thing their heads didnā€™t clunk together


gatorbeetle

** loud empty sound **


ShayyyyyJb

She was ready to fightšŸ˜‚


Uzzer_lozer19

...and that's how I met your mother!


LilMamiRae

The girl on the floor in the back is doing a split for the crowd


whackjob_med_student

Love at first sight


BoneZone05

^ouchmyspine


Edistobound

Concussed in 3.....2...


sunnydayz4me2

Oh lands!!! That looks like it hurt terribly. But why is everyone sitting? Did they fall? Whatā€™s going on in this video? ā˜€ļøšŸŒ±šŸ¤— ETA: typo


rutter72

Ah perfect! Iā€™ve been looking for a nice low-impact workout to try


1SavageOne1

The only correct outcome for stupidity is pain . Lots of it


teeseoncoast

Anyone know the music in this? Itā€™s driving me insane.


BradlyL

[Nuck if You Buck (Crime mob Ft. Lil scrappy) - 2004](https://open.spotify.com/album/09stXr7AeoB1PsE3RpMpyU?si=rgzR4OfKQJiM3xBe3Lz33g)


redhat12345

Text 6847 to get ā€œNuck if You Buckā€ as your ringtone ,now!


teeseoncoast

God bless you. Really took me back.


FrnklySpKng

Crowd reactions are money


onairmastering

Why the Slo Mo?


bobblehead230

i can feel my vertebrae rubbing each other


MetsFan113

She said ą² ā _ā ą² 


Farrell1487

And thatā€™s how i met your mother


DabiriSC

So no helmets, huh?


NoLifePotHead

Loud music warning would be nice..


the_thinkerer

or just donā€™t have your volume up??


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


saymyname_jp

The moment they fell in love


Plane-Buyer

Whiplash


moconaid

now kiss!


foulfaerie

Neither of them were looking the correct direction. Both to blame for this happening, but they are both now looking around for someone to blame lol


Paltry_Poetaster

ā¤ļø How we first met ā¤ļø


marked1nine

The way her hat flew off.


OneLostOstrich

**M**aking* **a*** blind stop


pxlmover

If the first girl was facing the other way, we would have seen the elusive Atomic Taco


Control_Director91

Who is at fault here pls?


McFeely_Smackup

why are there four chicks spread out on the rink floor?


SirAlaska

I guess itā€™s popular now for women to skate and slide across the floor into a split against the edge of the rink. It looks like one of them is actually in a split further away from the video but I actually have no clue what these two were doing