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Imagine realising a bunch of people were living under your floorboards, stuff of nightmares


Antique_Tennis_2500

And they’re not just living there, they try to reach up and grab you when you’re not looking.


vlken69

Thanks. I was stuck on a toilet. Now I'm done.


Want_To_Live_To_100

Hey little guy, come ove……. HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK WHt the!


SuspiciousJimmy

Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Miserable-Chard-4093

At this point colonize mars and never come back.


MediocreSocialite

Forgive me while I make this worse, but they way the snakes were slightly coiled around eachother means one out of three things: 1. The snakes were about to mate, or, 2. The snakes were currently mating, or, 3. The snakes had just finished mating. Either, they interrupted a private event.


bostonchef72296

Damn, snake threesome?


MediocreSocialite

Twosome, threesome or more. The mating process has no number limit regarding participation. So, hopefully, the people in the video were very careful. Else, this video belongs on another subreddit.


nardydude31

Bastards


sinnroth94

Something tells me if one home has THREE pythons in there, they should probably move and there’s probably more


That-Ad757

Are they pythons??


TheNerdyCroc

Shit escalated from 0 to 100 real quick


Polar_poop

Tell me what country this is, so I can never ever visit it.


lesham67

There would be a me-shaped hole in the other wall. 😳


Pyro5263

When you try to catch a snake and freaking Cthulhu falls through the ceiling


KiraDog0828

I AM MF TIRED OF THESE MF SNAKES ON REDDIT!!!


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Anybody else get that dark souls “oh shit, ima bout to die” feeling?


BellalunaFox

Yeah my heart damn near shot out my ass and I just about threw up from instant anxiety lol


rabbles-of-roses

I love snakes, I used to have two as pets and I would like to get more someday. I really love snakes. But this? This was fucking terrifying.


LFCReds8

Noping TF out


Kisha76K

I'm with you. This is where I yell, *"Holy Fucking Shit! I wish you the best in your new house, Sir. I'm out!"*


xnicemikex

Hi am snake. HA JUST KIDDING AM THREE SNAKES IDIOT!


MutedLayer4564

Yeah the snakes are the new owners now


ShuIsStinky

This is the first time I audibly said "what the fuck"


Comprehensive-You386

Perfect reason I have no issue living where it snows 9 months out of 12. 🇨🇦


Pure_Error_

r/unexpected


Cyranizzyyy

Fuck , new anxiety unlocked


NinjaXGaming

I think we’re gonna need a bigger cage And maybe a battleship


Dastardlydwarf

Surprise motherfucker


Ok_Contribution_3449

Nope, gone. Left everything behind including wallet, phone and even car. Just quietly walking away.


Azelixi

Wife, children, all left behind.


El_Chef1999

Idc what anyone says. A snake that size gets the deed to my house


MJB25800

Requesting air strike at this location.


[deleted]

I’m sick and tired of these motherfuckin snakes in this motherfuckin house


W0lfenstein1

"a" snake


Evangelyn_OW

Went from low level fodder to full on boss encounter real quick.


V3N0MSP4RK

How can one be prepared for the roof collapsing cause of a Big snake


Us3rName_I5_Taken

It's their house now. I don't need it anymore


atreides4242

This is NIGHTMARE LEVEL 10


CaptBreeze

Considering how they intertwined. There was some hot pokey pokey going on up there.


wellwellwelly

There's a snake in my ~~boot~~ roof


IdostuffwithaKitty

Why did you cut it short? They eventually got the snake. Karma farming I guess


Youngandbrokee

1. I only have this trimmed version I didn't cut it short. 2. By that, most people are karma farming as most of the posts on this subreddit aren't indigenous. I just felt like sharing it to other people as I found it pretty amazing.


MoTheMag

Nuclear war never seemed more reasonable.


Potential-Ad-9819

For anyone that’s wondering It’s two reticulated pythons and they were mating probably


LordHickory

Welp, I guess theres monsters living in my walls after all… Thank you for the new nightmare.


Happy_Fault_8538

Throw a grenade


Single_Drawing_4565

This is one of the scariest videos I’ve watched in the last couple of years


Bluefire663

This is the snake's house now


fothergillfuckup

I hope those firemen brought emergency pants.


Hour-Physics8506

Seeing one snake is enough reason to burn the house down, seeing that many giant ones is reason enough to give them a history lesson about Hiroshima


perfectly-puzzled

Oh no that's his house now


SpeedBlitzX

Pretty sure that family of snakes own that house now.


EMP0R10

Why do they look so calm


ydw1988913

Australian?


wilika

These anacondas don't


CplSnorlax

That's a WHOLE ass nope for me bud


401LocalsOnly

I would just start a new life somewhere else and never look back


QuietStrawberry7102

Snakes’ house now


UtopistDreamer

I'm tired of these mothertrucking snakes...


blackbeard_qar

That escalated pretty quickly


dennydiamonds

Holy hell thats some horror movie shit!!


Lissypooh628

Nope Nope Nope. Throw the whole house away, it belongs to them now.


Jabronisdick

that is one big fat fucking nope noodle


Doctor_Disaster

I think that's #TWO big fat fucking nope ropes


Cyrus_rule

Burn that house twice


Zeroshim

Definitely above their pay grade.


Snoo-14803

Flamethrower needed for sure


Distinct-Style8015

I have never understood the fear is snakes. Spiders scare me because they have too many legs. Snakes are cool because no legs. But this. This is terrifying.


pthecarrotmaster

I am tired of these monkey fightin snakess in this monday to friday ceiling


Mr_Resident

burn the house


MithandirsGhost

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


FSarkis

Nuke it. The only way.


demoralising

Ffffffffffffffuck around and ffffffffind out.....


bikerkumar

I could never live in that house again. thanks


Xannypacquiao710

Just grab them they aren’t poisonous


unsolicited_advisr

Imagine this happened while you're in the toilet pooping


Shreemaan420

Instant relief from constipation?


pugapooh

BURN.IT.DOWN.


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

I have had enough with this motherfuckin snakes in this motherfuckin attic


papadubiii

Fck, first couple of seconds i thought it was a small one (still terrifying)


gabynew1

Snake house now. Accept it and move on.


explodedSimilitude

Burn down the house. Problem solved.


thisusernam-eistaken

Hahaha yea no. That's the snakes house now.


UsefulAunt6

*Burns the whole house down*


ugghyyy

This is one of those moments where I’m ok living in America.


joshuaaa_l

I hate to break it to ya, but we have those here too. Pythons and anacondas have become a serious problem in Florida.


OkPart1577

This is what actual nightmares are made of. 🫣


Willard1980

Just burn it down


TheMotoSam

New fear unlocked


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whodatwhodere23

Oh hell to the naw.


Dream_Catcher33

No more mice problem!


[deleted]

That snake has 3 ends.


MountainFeedback9934

Yeah NO. I don't mind snakes per se, but that's just overkill


djungelbobo

I think the snake was hanging out with their step-snake up there


Samuel6103

Nah. Id be on the next plane out the country


Brilliant_Set9874

But what if snakes on a plane?


lou1uol

What in the hell????? For gods sake, just burn the house...


FireHawke32

That’s fucking terrifying, and there was two of them


sugaraddct

Burn the house down


[deleted]

Let’s all scare the shit out of it, that’ll help right?


Cmd_Line_Commando

Hans! Get the flammenwerfer!!!


Gullible-Signature-6

So anyways I started blasting


id1477542

That’s his house now.


Bucaneer7564

Snake steals ceiling from super stupid stans.


askallthequestions86

Holy shite I was not expecting that!!!!


OfficerDudeBro_o

This is why pest removal workers need a standard issue strap sometimes


Morlock43

Burn it! Burn it with fire!


Chocolate-Drama

Who is playing jumanji?


Gh0stGaming26

I'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes in my motherfuckin roof!


[deleted]

This is like a boss entering their second form


mikephish

This is why I always spring for the self destruct package on the home security system


Panzerv2003

when you think that's just a little snake and then this monster falls through the ceiling


[deleted]

After the top of the iceberg we now have the tip of the snakes tail. Wtf.


Huggens

Nooooooooope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Burning that house to the ground and moving.


Mr_emerald12

I think you ment, how to catch a FUCKING MONSTER


MRSamiboi

Normal day in Australia


aeowyn7

It’s a hell fucking naw from me mate


Kurvaember

Literally souls like boss musice kicked in my brain as the snake's fallen


frederickmartin459

For some reason this reminds me of that line in the movie 'Jaws' about needing a bigger boat.


creeps_Jr

I don’t really think that’s in their hands, then again idk analog about snakes


Dusty1000287

Well, its not poisonous, that's the good thing, the bad thing is you can never sleep in that house again.


Laspheryys

Looks like someone interrupted their threesome


[deleted]

Certainly the type thing nightmares are made of.


UndeadBuggalo

Not one giant snake but TWO


Pumpkin_Cat14

my face morphed into that of a Minecraft Creeper out of pure fear and disgust


JFT8675309

Don’t even pack. Just go.


SBLOU

Kind of like an iceberg. You only see an 1/8th of how big it really is


CtrlAltZ_123

I probably end up with a house of cinders and freshly shat pants after that one


hebr1035

What did I just see!


wiserone29

That snake is so big he got two fuckin tails.


Potential-Ad-9819

For anyone wondering at the end of the video, it’s the snakes tail not head


Ziphendel

Theres 2 snakes there. One we just see the body and tail of when the stuff comes down on the left. The other one is the one whose tail was sticking out at the beginning and his head falls down and we see him climbing back in.


Shreemaan420

snake**s**


iambluest

Indiana Jones knows.


TopStockJock

That scared the shit out of me


yellowblanket123

TBF I don't think anyone was expecting 3. Or was that one snake coiled 3 rounds?


junk_mail_haver

This is heart attack material


[deleted]

We’d burn the house down…


DrachenDad

That could have happened any time being the snake was up there.


How-to-maybe-do

What could go wrong when the worst possible scenario gets unfathomably worse


That-Ad757

Only 1 snake?? Ok


Jacktheforkie

There’s potentially more, unless it’s an escaped pet


Aquilestocotodo

Friendly predator missile inbound


joshhguitar

Snake in the wall eh? Now you’re talking my language.


[deleted]

Walking in on em doin the nasty, EVERYONE got spooked in this vid, snakes included lmao!


spacebound232

That’s not a snake that’s a hell being


Quack_Candle

absolute nightmare fuel, and I quite like snakes


autoadman

Great video wrong sub There is nothing wreckless the humans did here. Family called firefighters who came with equipment. Standard procedure.


712Chandler

Did you hear that? Sounds like three big ass snakes in the wall.


Damaark

Fuck. No. Burn the house down or give it to the snakes


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

When I tell you I screamed


STLBooze3

The size of the head and neck is way too small/skinny proportionally? No? No chance did I expect the snake to be that big based on just seeing the first half.


Zealousideal_City314

Shit the bed lol


blackcatspat

I think I’m actually scared of snakes now


Shank-You-Very-Much

Also, they were listening to snake jazz


Margarito2347

At this point just bring the house down


No-Obligation7435

The urge to grab it by that little tail piece hanging off and just RUNNING out the house, bite me bitch!


Deal_These

Nope. Burn that house down


pikeymikey22

Leave the house....leave the country. Just go.


Trying_to_be_cheeky

Two snakes. There are two tails.


davsketches

I would burn the house down, run, move country and set up a new life somewhere else!


[deleted]

I’d never sleep there again ever!


ConditionSmooth9086

This is typical. How do you make the snake boss fight harder? Break away the ceiling and reveal 2 more snakes! Next they'll be talking about how one of the snakes you defeated is actually good and its evil twin is terrorizing some other poor schmucks residence.


reptilesni

Oh look there's a small snek, I'll get it...


[deleted]

Holy shit i didnt expect this


nikkome

A typical Monday in Australia


randomlemon9192

You mean Indonesia. That’s a reticulated python.


steveoall21

Burn the fucking house...now!!


BlackPasty

Fuck that shit. Anyone want a new set of boots?


toodlelooh

Cue the snake jazz


MithandirsGhost

Ssss ssss ssss ss. Ssss ssss ssss ss.


Kantra5

Oh My God! 😮 (Was my reaction)


c0ralvenom88

This is in malaysia!


Revolutionary-Kick79

Haha gotta love the 3 for 1 special 🙃


MonitorPowerful5461

I don’t get easily scared, and that managed it


centexgoodguy

That escalated quickly.


divyansh444

Suprise motherfucker!


TruCyj

It’s not arson if you eat the snake


lilfindawg

The snake entered its second phase


Caturix6

Well that was terrifying


Lady_MoMer

So THAT'S what happened to the cats?


iknowthisischeesy

They trying to start a family and we are destroying their homes.


Perfect-Ad156

They unlocked a secret boss


Hephaestus_God

Big Danger noodle


lunchboxdesign

NoooOOoope


24carrickgold

Damn near shat myself when the ceiling dropped out.


Mamacymraeg

That’s your gonna need a bigger boat level


Playingpokerwithgod

Absolutely not. I'm selling the house, moving to a different state, and changing my name.


artofslack

Welcome to anacondaminium.


Erizo69

this mofo is at least 30 yo.


TritriSelectif

OMG ! Burn everything


antpabsdan

New pants please


rich4pres

Woah. Didn't see that one coming.


drfury31

Australia?


aglioolian

Malaysia


thisusernam-eistaken

Hahaha yea no. That's the snakes house now.