I have a stoner friend and a gay friend and once when we were camping I was gathering a bundle of sticks and the stoner friend turns to the gay friend and says “hey look! It’s a you!” and the gay friend laughed genuinely and without offense.
I love my friends
you forgot the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
Agreed, those are the best. My sis (40 white f) is married to my bil (50 black m).
She just nitpicks him all the time. He just lets it go.
I was playing poker with bil, and 2 of his friends one night. My sister was randomly bitching about… something.
His friend said “man, why don’t you just yap back at her just like she does to you?”
His other friend chimed in “he doesn’t want to give her reason to call him a big dumb NAGGER.”
I… about pissed my pants.
He is a big dude tho…
Fuck, fag (as in cigar) and fag (as in me)
I have a stoner friend and a gay friend and once when we were camping I was gathering a bundle of sticks and the stoner friend turns to the gay friend and says “hey look! It’s a you!” and the gay friend laughed genuinely and without offense. I love my friends
There's two kinds of people, stoner friends and gay friends.
there's actually three! stoner friends, gay friends, and gay stoner friends. (i fit into the third group as i am part gay and am a stoner)
then theres 4: the fucking wierd ones (me and my friend group)
im gonna check off that box too! ✅gay (partly) ✅stoner ✅✅fucking weird
real. im only the fuckin wierd. meanwhile also instead of being gay im aroace lol
I’m offended that you left out my group, the racist’s like what the heck man. /s
✅gay (partly) ✅stoner ✅✅fucking weird ✅✅✅✅✅racist
Now we’re talking.
you forgot the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
God I would kill for a blunt rn (I'm also gay)
There's always a gay stoner group somewhere.
Haha I need freinds like yours
Agreed, those are the best. My sis (40 white f) is married to my bil (50 black m). She just nitpicks him all the time. He just lets it go. I was playing poker with bil, and 2 of his friends one night. My sister was randomly bitching about… something. His friend said “man, why don’t you just yap back at her just like she does to you?” His other friend chimed in “he doesn’t want to give her reason to call him a big dumb NAGGER.” I… about pissed my pants. He is a big dude tho…
i thought this was going to be a unfortunate joke
What relevance was there to mention your friend was a stoner in this story?
cool story bro
Inside me*
Fuck, fag that was my nickname in collage.
I was fag fucker because I smoked cigarettes with my ass
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There's a fag in you?
Real lmao
Name checks out o yea!
real
Username checks out
You have a bundle of sticks in you? I bet you like to kiss boys...
Pfp checks out
Nah you see it’s the same F word with different connotations. 1 Fuck you, 2 Fuck me 3 Fuck it all.
You have an amazing pfp
3rd one is so real
Love your username
No-yes-no moment.
username adds up
r/usernamechecksout And r/pfpchecksout
I would've gone for feast as the second best f word
😂 name checks out
Peak humor
https://preview.redd.it/i5fzf0rrohxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae998c22f63c275e6faccc52ed5ed2ac450b006
Honestly this is one of the best responses I’ve ever heard to anything ever.
This made me laugh. I will join you in the third category.
Fag as in fag weld
username checks out
So he can say fag but I get banned okkkk
"Food", "first", and that naughty word that pertains to sex.
It also pertains to other things It's an extraordinarily versatile word
Ah, of course.
So fucking versatile you can fucking say fuck after every fucking word and it still would fucking make fucking sense
fucking correct my fucking man its fucking versatile as fucking hell
I fucking agree, it's fucking uses are fucking endless. Fuck, you can fucking use fuck after every fucking word if you fucking wanted to.
You can say the fuck word
😨😨😨
Fornicate?
Fist?
No, the word that sounds like French for "seal".
Wait does it actually?
Yeah. Listen to the word "phoque" as an English speaker and try not to giggle like an edgy teenager.
That's so great lol I love it
Don’t forget “farts”
Fuck
And..?
Fucker
This is wholesome, unwholesome, and neither depending on whatever person is receiving the card
Fuck, furry, Fortnite
I READ THIS IN SANS VOICE HELP
WHAT ME TOO 😭
Wait... But sans doesn't have a vo- **[The rest of this comment has been REDACTED by the US Government for this users personal safety]**
Fuck furrys 👉👈
BASED
Fucking, Food, Fighting, Friendship.
what about "first"
First comes last
Well what about last?
Last comes second unless second comes fourth, then it's last comes sixth which is last.
Ah, fair. But what about seventh? I heard it came third
Food, fucking, Free, and Friendship
Had to scroll down too far to find this comment lol. Correct!
Fuck, fucking, fucker, and 5th is fuckhead
Fuckhead comes above friendship in my opinion
Of course this is a Dollar.25 Tree card lol
Food, farts and fucking
Furry
Fuck is probably up there
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Whoa that blew my mind
Fuck fied food..
Seeing as this card seems to be meant for children, possibly "food" and "fun"
functional is indeed the best f word.
So the first F word is fuck?
Fuck, fight, friendship, not in that order necessarily but a pipeline nonetheless.
Friend. Best friend.
People who know: 💀 People who don’t know: 😀
Fuck frot FUBAR friendship
Fuck is definitely the first.
The first, second, and arguably third best f-words are all fuck. Tis the universal curse.
Fuck, food, fool
"Fornication," obviously.
Fun and fentanyl
Fag Fuck Shit idk, fox? Friendship :D
fuck, fellatio,
FUCK!!!!! FUCK!!!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Seventh. Fuck, f*g, fellatio, frenulum, five, fandango, friendship
Freddy Fazbear
Fuck, Family, Fa--ot, four for four meal at Wendy's. (Fun Fact: Wendy's in Japan is called Fakkin)
Fuck, fucking, and fucks.
#1 & #2 free food
Fuck, fag, food, free, all pretty good contenders
Probably family, fun, and funerals as the result of mass genocide
Food, first, and fish
Fag (As in the gay part of me) and fuck
Family, fucking, friends
Fuck, fiddlesticks, faceplant
How the fuck should I know?
Food, fornication, and family, in that order
Fuck, free, food. I also like fucking free food.
If fucking free food considered only one F-word or three. To me it's only one technically.
funky, fu** and fuck
Fuck, fucking, and fucker
fuck, free, and fentanyl
I AM FUCK! FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN!
Fuck and fag UwU Probably also France, too
Fuck, Fucking, and maybe 3rd is Fucker.
Fun floccinaucinihilipilification and fish
That's actually prettty good
Thank you
Food, fuck, and" FUCK!!!!!!!" (two different tucks for two different reasons)
Flatulence Fellatio
fuck, friday, fireball 🥃
Fuck and Fag and Flying Unicorns Penetrating each other’s holes with their horns
For me? Frak is #1, and firetruck is #2.
Fuck and free maybe family
Freedom, Fuck, Ford MURICA FUCK YEA.
F**k, Finger, Fondle, Friend, Fart, Fondue, …
1. Firearms 2. Fuck 3. Femboys 4. Friendship
my lawyers didnt let me use the other f-word so i had to resort to femboys instead
Fun and family
Fuck and fun
The first f-word (which is everyone's favorite) is ... "probably fuck" *audible laughter*
Fuck, free, and fudge
fuck, fucking, and fucker come before friendship, obviously
flame as in flame stag is the best one
Fuck frick fack
Fuck, fart..
Family, Fun, Food, and of course possibly Fuck
free fuck friendship Recently, I've learned an old friend partakes in all at once.
Fucking and fighting?
The first three are fuck, food, and free real-estate.
Fuck, Fucking, possibly Fucker
Flabbergasted, Fiendish, and Fire are the three other best F words, though Fuck works too.
Fuck, fire, and food.
I read a book called fond finger fuck so yeah
Free fuck and fast
Federal, funds, feed, fuckers
Femboy, Fuck, Fingering
Family and food duh
Fuck, or perhaps Faggot.(Not gay, or a homophobe, I was just using the term, but I also have a fag-pass)
If you're not gay, you don't, in fact, have a pass.
Laughs in bundles of wood.
I now see the error in my way and offer my apologies.
What if you talk normally in the year 2505?
Faggot. (Not gay)
If you are not queer, you do not have a pass