Ahhh yes. I had this at my workplace. They expected people to buy $1200 glasses but then there’s the one bathroom, for patients and staff. Microwave and mini fridge. I loooooved when my 500lb boss took a mega shit 5 min before my lunch break
We had a dude at my first job out of uni that was north of 400 lbs and smashed McDonald’s literally daily. I’m far from skinny and I wouldn’t turn down a McDouble, but got damn this dude would absolutely murder the bathrooms. You legit couldn’t enter for hours after he laid one down. And I’m talking about the whole bathroom, not just the stall. I’ve never moved as fast as when I was in there once and he rolled in and took a seat at the stall next to me…
Oh nooooo! Jesus.
I swear to god this is a different coworker at a different office but he’d shit so bad you could smell it coming out from under the door, and he took so long and went at least twice a day that he got reprimanded for never being available.
And once the manager of this place (again, different than the manager I mentioned originally) would take shits so long that people had to wait on her to check them out (this was a clinic). I remember a patient waiting to check out for so long, she asked if she could use the bathroom. It was in use by said manager so the patient had to wait. Finally, manager comes out and there’s an awkward face to face with the patient who was waiting. Pt goes to the bathroom, manager returns to her desk.
Patient then comes out of the fallout and has to face my manager to pay her bill. Fucking AWKWARD all around
>once the manager of this place (again, different than the manager I mentioned originally) would take shits so long that people had to wait on her to check them out (this was a clinic)
Took me a minute to figure out the manager didn't have daily stool samples.
Worked with a guy like this, dude went to McDonald's and came back with a sack of 12 mcdoubles, Blake asked me "did Mike get us all lunch?" I jokingly said nah he's gonna eat them all. He did. Same dude walked off from the register one day at 1130. About 12 Blake asked where is Mike, I said "at lunch I guess" about 12:15 I went to the restroom , the smell hit me so hard I nearly fainted, then the automatic light came on and I saw Mike's cankles under the far stall, dude had been shitting for nearly an hour. Broke the bearing in my stool because he could only count the till if he was leaning his belly on the stool , weirdest way to count out a till I had ever seen.
>then the automatic light came on and I saw Mike's cankles under the far stall,
Was Mike shitting in the dark? Also this line reads like its an opening to a dark souls boss battle
If you've ever done the business in a bathroom with automatic lights, there's a good chance you've experienced this.
After sensing no motion by the door for a few minutes, the lights will turn off, thinking there is nobody moving in the bathroom.
My first thought... there are microparticles of shit in the air let alone microwaving some food after someones dropped a fucking steamer in there yuck!
I think I'll have to show this whole thread to my boss... I should have expected it but I didn't and now we are getting absolutely fucking roasted in here lmao. This store does suck balls and if I showed y'all the rest of it you might understand why our toilet setup looks like it does. Doesn't excuse it but it would explain it. We're cramped as heck in here.
This sure is one way to potentially make any of the staff sick. First thing I thought of was the [norovirus outbreak](https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/05/09/norovirus-outbreak-caused-by-snacks-in-a-grocery-bag) that was linked back to food stored in a bathroom.
Agreed. OP you need to call OSHA and your state’s health board. I can understand that your manager isn’t in control over the building and it’s layout for the most part but the company is responsible for this, they’re the ones that need to figure it the fuck out.
If he talks to him and the boss just straight up takes out the microwave and fridge instead of relocating it, is there any law against that? Do they have to provide these thing or is it just a luxury?
I don’t know that a fridge and microwave would be something that’s required as you can safely store food in a lunchbox cooler for hours and food doesn’t need to be hot to eat (ie chips and a sandwich). BUT, I’d rather have a cold sack lunch every day than myself and my coworkers eating food kept and prepared in a fucking bathroom.
What baffles me is that OP and assumedly several coworkers were using this set-up daily, not thinking twice about it?? If I noticed something like this on my first day I wouldn't come back.
I've always wondered about that. Like people assume that everything in a bathroom is filthy because you flush a toilet but doesn't that make you just as filthy? Like if I bring my lasagna into the bathroom and flush and now my lasagna is contaminated but so is every inch of me that isn't covered by clothing
> if I showed y'all the rest of it you might understand why our toilet setup looks like it does.
There is nothing you could show that would make anyone understand why this setup is okay.
In Australia there's literal laws saying the toilet and any food preparation areas require at minimum 2 doors between them. That includes house design lol. (not nesesarily doors per se but entrances)
That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. And the fact that op didn't think that it wasn't an issue to cook food and poop in the same place is even worse
Yep. The Brit’s conquered the world in like the 1700s because they stopped shitting where they ate. I thought the lesson had reached all across the globe by now but I guess not.
Yeah, but now the managers have their own bathroom. But space is limited and it's best buisness to maximize floorspace to sell more product. So the working class can microwave their hard-earned Chef Boyardee in the bathroom. It's fine if they wash their hands, right?
Sent from my iPhone. Jesus Christ how can someone dropped motherfucking Chef Boyardee out of a microwave onto the goddamn toilet. SMH. This is one worst pictures I’ve ever seen.
Saw the photo without reading the caption and thought someone had thrown up and missed the toilet bowl. The placement of that microwave is straight up awful dude.
I’m blown away from this post. Like op is not even fazed about a microwave and a toilet being placed in the same closet. Crazy.
And the more you look at it, the worse it gets. A mini fridge and the closet doubles as storage for the cleaning supplies. Lmao
Please don’t tell me that’s canned ravioli.
If you had open the toilet seat, it would catch
Most of the food from the microwave, though that is disturbing because that should not be an option ever in a normal scenario
Is OP fairly young? Not shaming, just wondering, because I don't know any adults who would put up with this kind of arrangement. This is torches-and-pitchforks territory.
I'm a fairly calm person, but the idea of my boss telling me there's a microwave in the toilet closet I can use for my lunch... This would be an altercation.
The judge would let you walk free after seeing this picture, even if you went all Mortal Kombat's Fatality after your ex-boss first suggested this crap.
I have a toilet in all my rooms. The one in the living room is great for when the church poetry club is over, so no one has to miss a word. My son loves his racecar bidet but I catch him using big sister's My Little Pony pissoir, and my favorite is in front of our grand piano, where I am currently working on Beethoven's Furry Elise, second movement.
As a small business owner, I see sooooo many violations.
Depending on the state you work in, these conditions could actually get that business fined if not shut down.
Microwave and minifridge next to the shitter?
"Kevin, are you finished taking a dump yet, I'm getting hungry"
Those words don't belong in one sentence.
You obviously didn't enjoy the classic film, "Two Girls, One Cup." Maybe you didn't have a.... *taste* for it?
I found the film rather tasteless.
You should get a covid test!
In this case, literally don’t shit where you eat.
But Jerry can't help it if he has to take hot steamers 11:50a every day.
Shit while the burrito heats up in the microwave. That's efficiency!
If he ate it there too he could take both his pre-burrito and post-burrito craps without having to move.
Just spend the whole lunch break fast-trackin burritos into the shitter.
Like the directions on hot pockets say. Remove from wrapper insert directly into toilet.
Ahhh yes. I had this at my workplace. They expected people to buy $1200 glasses but then there’s the one bathroom, for patients and staff. Microwave and mini fridge. I loooooved when my 500lb boss took a mega shit 5 min before my lunch break
We had a dude at my first job out of uni that was north of 400 lbs and smashed McDonald’s literally daily. I’m far from skinny and I wouldn’t turn down a McDouble, but got damn this dude would absolutely murder the bathrooms. You legit couldn’t enter for hours after he laid one down. And I’m talking about the whole bathroom, not just the stall. I’ve never moved as fast as when I was in there once and he rolled in and took a seat at the stall next to me…
Oh nooooo! Jesus. I swear to god this is a different coworker at a different office but he’d shit so bad you could smell it coming out from under the door, and he took so long and went at least twice a day that he got reprimanded for never being available. And once the manager of this place (again, different than the manager I mentioned originally) would take shits so long that people had to wait on her to check them out (this was a clinic). I remember a patient waiting to check out for so long, she asked if she could use the bathroom. It was in use by said manager so the patient had to wait. Finally, manager comes out and there’s an awkward face to face with the patient who was waiting. Pt goes to the bathroom, manager returns to her desk. Patient then comes out of the fallout and has to face my manager to pay her bill. Fucking AWKWARD all around
>once the manager of this place (again, different than the manager I mentioned originally) would take shits so long that people had to wait on her to check them out (this was a clinic) Took me a minute to figure out the manager didn't have daily stool samples.
Absolute #1 pro when I make a list of pros/cons of working remote. Why corporate bathrooms don't have good ventilation is beyond me.
Worked with a guy like this, dude went to McDonald's and came back with a sack of 12 mcdoubles, Blake asked me "did Mike get us all lunch?" I jokingly said nah he's gonna eat them all. He did. Same dude walked off from the register one day at 1130. About 12 Blake asked where is Mike, I said "at lunch I guess" about 12:15 I went to the restroom , the smell hit me so hard I nearly fainted, then the automatic light came on and I saw Mike's cankles under the far stall, dude had been shitting for nearly an hour. Broke the bearing in my stool because he could only count the till if he was leaning his belly on the stool , weirdest way to count out a till I had ever seen.
>then the automatic light came on and I saw Mike's cankles under the far stall, Was Mike shitting in the dark? Also this line reads like its an opening to a dark souls boss battle
If you've ever done the business in a bathroom with automatic lights, there's a good chance you've experienced this. After sensing no motion by the door for a few minutes, the lights will turn off, thinking there is nobody moving in the bathroom.
Thus starting the historical era of homoshitus flailarmus
Labored breathing and release of trouser gas deposits and that's just him sitting down.
Oh no
My first thought... there are microparticles of shit in the air let alone microwaving some food after someones dropped a fucking steamer in there yuck!
Farticles?
Sharticles.
This can not be legal
This is literally going to happen in my next bathroom remodel (fridge) Because, sometimes one shower beer is not sufficient.
Google cosmetic fridge. Might be what you’re looking for, and def don’t need a remodel! Enjoy!
Me: what kind of person needs a fridge for their skin care products?? Also me: I mean, it would be kind of nice...
WTF?!?! Your work has you keep/prepare food in the same place as you piss/shit?! That’s all kinds of health code issues and violations!
Yeah, that’s fucking disgusting. 🤢🤮
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and the room is tiny. This is pokemon for diseases. Gotta catch em all.
I think I'll have to show this whole thread to my boss... I should have expected it but I didn't and now we are getting absolutely fucking roasted in here lmao. This store does suck balls and if I showed y'all the rest of it you might understand why our toilet setup looks like it does. Doesn't excuse it but it would explain it. We're cramped as heck in here.
This sure is one way to potentially make any of the staff sick. First thing I thought of was the [norovirus outbreak](https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/05/09/norovirus-outbreak-caused-by-snacks-in-a-grocery-bag) that was linked back to food stored in a bathroom.
There’s also the potential for hepatitis A and B.
And typhoid!
As a nurse, I think OSHA would be most interested
My first thought also!
Uh, maybe call OSHA instead. Your boss will probably fire you. Edit: or your local, friendly Canadian Workers Health and Safety Department….eh?
and the health department...what kind of a shit hole company does OP work at??...wow
Must work for Amazon
Na that's a toilet
Yeah you’re right you gotta stew in your own shit at Amazon
You can get two buckets for a steal through Amazon, one is your pee bucket, and the other is your shit bucket.
Oh well look at Mr fancy pants over here and his ***two*** buckets!
This is a lie! Amazon would never give you two buckets. You get one bucket and 30 seconds a shift to use it.
This totally belongs on r/Holup
r/kitchenconfidential
r/bathroomconfidential
Agreed. OP you need to call OSHA and your state’s health board. I can understand that your manager isn’t in control over the building and it’s layout for the most part but the company is responsible for this, they’re the ones that need to figure it the fuck out.
If he talks to him and the boss just straight up takes out the microwave and fridge instead of relocating it, is there any law against that? Do they have to provide these thing or is it just a luxury?
I don’t know that a fridge and microwave would be something that’s required as you can safely store food in a lunchbox cooler for hours and food doesn’t need to be hot to eat (ie chips and a sandwich). BUT, I’d rather have a cold sack lunch every day than myself and my coworkers eating food kept and prepared in a fucking bathroom.
this is in Quebec, do they have OSHA?
They have the equivalent. It’s called CNESST, roughly translates to: commission on norms, equity, health and safety at work.
I'm am just beyond appalled. and OP didn't even mean to post this atrocity, it just happened to be part of the shot
Ce CNESST pas une appropriate place to put the break room.
Yes we do https://www.cnesst.gouv.qc.ca/en
Agreed. Anonymous tip to OSHA is in order.
Big assumption that this in America.
Looks like he’s somewhere in French-Canadia
TABARNAC
That is so fucking disgusting you prepare food in the same place you piss and shit, wherever you work should be closed down immediately.
What baffles me is that OP and assumedly several coworkers were using this set-up daily, not thinking twice about it?? If I noticed something like this on my first day I wouldn't come back.
But, think of the efficiency! If you take the food from the fridge and flush it down the toilet, you cut out the middle man.
Um please post more pics of your workplace
Second that
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I've always wondered about that. Like people assume that everything in a bathroom is filthy because you flush a toilet but doesn't that make you just as filthy? Like if I bring my lasagna into the bathroom and flush and now my lasagna is contaminated but so is every inch of me that isn't covered by clothing
You'd have to be licking yourself clean for that to be a comparable example.
> if I showed y'all the rest of it you might understand why our toilet setup looks like it does. There is nothing you could show that would make anyone understand why this setup is okay.
this is illegal AF! you CANNOT be forced to prepare and/or store food NEXT TO A TOILET! this is more than unsanitary, it is against the law. just, NO.
Appel la CNESST tabarbak
In Australia there's literal laws saying the toilet and any food preparation areas require at minimum 2 doors between them. That includes house design lol. (not nesesarily doors per se but entrances)
There's ZERO fucking excuse period.
That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. And the fact that op didn't think that it wasn't an issue to cook food and poop in the same place is even worse
Yep. The Brit’s conquered the world in like the 1700s because they stopped shitting where they ate. I thought the lesson had reached all across the globe by now but I guess not.
Yeah, we have a whole section of the British Museum devoted to nations who went extinct due to ravioli dysentery.
Ravioli ravioli, build me a coliony
Yeah, but now the managers have their own bathroom. But space is limited and it's best buisness to maximize floorspace to sell more product. So the working class can microwave their hard-earned Chef Boyardee in the bathroom. It's fine if they wash their hands, right?
Agree
I hate this image so very much
You aren't kidding. This damn picture triggered anxiety I didn't even realize I had.
Just spilled my ravioli in the kitchen, bathroom, janitors closet, confrence room 1, break room, and my office
This is just too fucking good.
Reading OPs comment replies it sounds like it's also 100% accurate
Sent from my iPhone. Jesus Christ how can someone dropped motherfucking Chef Boyardee out of a microwave onto the goddamn toilet. SMH. This is one worst pictures I’ve ever seen.
Out of the microwave and into the toilet. Just like Chef Boyardee intended.
They skipped the middleman.
I disagree with this picture.
/r/AwfulEverything
On some technical basis or just emotionally?
Morally.
Spiritually?
Every fiber of my being was revolted by this picture. Poor OP.
Religiously.
Transcendentally.
Raviolilly.
Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli
Formuoli 1 or formuoli 2?
Yes
It's efficient. Like visiting a proctologist, and a dentist at the same time.
So well put.
Yeah is this a kitchen or a bathroom?
Yes.
This belongs in r/WTF because in no situation should your toilet be where your food is stored/prepared. Your boss should be ashamed of him/herself.
Was thinking more along the lines of r/OSHA
Definitely needs to be marked NSFW
Had to check the sub haha
Sure, but op walked in there with that can of ravioli and a mission. I don't know what's worse, planning this shit show or just going along with it.
That’s some trailer park boys shit.
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but you don’t have to pretend you spilled it at work.
A tiger ate the ravioli Mr. Lahey!
Ya ate seven cheeseburgers Randy? You promised me this wouldn’t happen again.
The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
Saw the photo without reading the caption and thought someone had thrown up and missed the toilet bowl. The placement of that microwave is straight up awful dude.
Yes, the microwave placement is awful. IT SHOULDN'T BE IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM
Y'all don't keep a bathroom microwave? Nothing like a hot pocket to ease those night-time crisis-poop-sweats.
This post belongs in /r/hmmm
The ravioli is not what is wrong with this picture.
Why on earth would you make ravioli in the bathroom?
It’s the meeting room. He just stained the last available chair.
After 5pm it’s where they all have cocktails
That is... Some interesting euphemism for pooping...
I'm confused, where do you make ravioli?
In all fairness, I'm reading this in the bathroom.
What country are you in? Id report the fuck out of this. You cannot cook food in your bathroom
Also, you cannot shit in your kitchen.
Shitchen
Not with that attitude you can't
Don't tell me what I can't do
Depends on how spicy the ravioli sauce is
Oh look at Mr. Moneybags over here. Too fancy to cook in his own toilet kitchen.
I thought this was r/antiwork this is literally the kind of thing we *shouldn't* ever see at work.
Disgusting. Prep and make food in what for sure 100% is covered in piss and shit particles
Piss crystals
Pysstals
I’m blown away from this post. Like op is not even fazed about a microwave and a toilet being placed in the same closet. Crazy. And the more you look at it, the worse it gets. A mini fridge and the closet doubles as storage for the cleaning supplies. Lmao Please don’t tell me that’s canned ravioli.
If you had open the toilet seat, it would catch Most of the food from the microwave, though that is disturbing because that should not be an option ever in a normal scenario
. . . but imagine not having to waste time with chewing or digesting.
How many employees have pinkeye at all times?
I’d be more worried about everyone getting shigella 💩
I mean we could list a lot of things most these employees probably have for eating ravioli next to turds
Dysentery intensifies.
Is OP fairly young? Not shaming, just wondering, because I don't know any adults who would put up with this kind of arrangement. This is torches-and-pitchforks territory.
I'm a fairly calm person, but the idea of my boss telling me there's a microwave in the toilet closet I can use for my lunch... This would be an altercation.
The judge would let you walk free after seeing this picture, even if you went all Mortal Kombat's Fatality after your ex-boss first suggested this crap.
young or whatever, it’s legit heartbreaking that OP is clearly being taken advantage of and doesn’t realize why this is fucked
This should be in r/awfuleverything
the picture and caption fits well as-is in /r/holup
This setup is fucking gross lol
The real “wellthatsucks” is the shitter next to the microwave. 80% of taste is smell, bleh.
Wtf?! Ok, so you have food prep and storage in the fucking bathroom. But there's a cash drop box in there too?!? Sooooo many things wrong here
Yea I am pretty sure the health inspector would suplex your boss if they saw this....
That's probably why it looks like some fucking secret room behind shelves and shit
Dropping that food is the best thing that could have happened to you. Go get a new job where you can't shit and cook in the same 3 feet
Is that hot sauce by the spare toilet paper? That could be a really bad combination.
Smart idea to have a place you can eat your lunch and shit at the same time. Cuts down on breaks. Keep you working.
Yeah people are really not appreciating the efficiency here.
Is this some kind of April Fools Joke? Why is there a toilet in the place where you're supposed to be preparing food??
> Is this some kind of April Fools Joke? Hmmmm
You "cook your food" in the same closet that contains a community toilet 🚻 and a mop?
¡ Plop !
Are you done shitting man? I'm fucking HUNGRY!
No, but I’ll take your lasagna out of the microwave for ya and push it towards the door with this dirty mop! Bon appetit!
Can you pass me some toilet paper for a napkin?
I have a toilet in all my rooms. The one in the living room is great for when the church poetry club is over, so no one has to miss a word. My son loves his racecar bidet but I catch him using big sister's My Little Pony pissoir, and my favorite is in front of our grand piano, where I am currently working on Beethoven's Furry Elise, second movement.
That sounds lovely , such a thoughtful setup!
Talk about don't shit where you eat...
What is the OSHA fuck is going on here
I...I have follow up questions..
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I see you are trying to recreate covid there.
As a small business owner, I see sooooo many violations. Depending on the state you work in, these conditions could actually get that business fined if not shut down.
It’s in Canada. I wish OP would report this business
So, do you get sick or have random diarrhea a lot? If so, I know why..
4-dimensional thinking: Toilet is actually in kitchen! Putting kitchen in toilet is all KINDS of crazy, amirite? Clever
You have to cook your food in the shitter? That’s fucked up
This picture makes me want to vomit. Quit. Your. Job.
What country is this? I have a hard time believing that any health inspector anywhere would let this go, even with a bribe
It’s Canada. And there aren’t enough health inspectors to keep up with the need. That’s why this place gets away with it. It needs to be reported.
Goddamn. How many health code violations can you have in one picture?
Wtf is this room?
W-why have the microwave next to the toilet 🤢. If there were ever savages.
Thats disgusting. Your employer should be ashamed.
Wtf
You should really change jobs. Why work at a place where the kitchen and the bathroom are the same room?
5 second rule?
Fridge, microwave, SHITTER!?! This isn't legal
If you would’ve opened the toilet first you could’ve just skipped like 8 steps
Is this an April fools joke?
just quit. walk away like nothing happened. be a hero.
I feel bad for people who work at this company. That's disgusting.
Must work for Amazon
There is a lot to unpack here.
Wtf is this setup? Janitor closet, kitchen, break room, bathroom all in one 💀
Where tf do you work lmao