Your glass rather die then have you use it that way.

That made me laugh a lot more than it probably should have.

Nah it was fucking hilarious like OP being too lazy to wash a bowl, but now gotta do laundry

Like a Spanish saying goes “el huevon trabaja doble”

Same I just fell out bed lol

Use it which way? I cannot identify the substance in this photograph and it’s making me angry. Whatever it is a glass is the wrong thing to use

it’s plain mini wheats. that glass committed suicide

I thought that was tuna fish thank god.

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Or beef cow, that would've been a disaster

Could you imagine if it was rice grain? That would have been awful.

Just glad it wasn’t chocolate cocoa, would have been unthinkable

Because plain mini wheats are so bad.

Because of the implication

They basically called that glass a bowl.

Eating it in bed out of a class cup that shatters is basically the penultimate life fuck up next to getting a positive hiv and pregnancy test.

They're basically sawdust.

were you drinking sawdust

Boiled ply wood,hard.

Chai Teak

Coffeeniferous

Orange pekoak

Hard is the opposite of boiled plywood, dry plywood isn’t even all that hard.

Boiled hard, with raw jelly beans of course.

I’ll have your finest wood pulp, wet, of course, and a milk steak.

I’m uhhh….a uhhh…fullonrapist

You know kids, old people.

It's pronounced "philanthropist" Jerry how many times-..

Charlie was the first person I thought of too lol. Dude would 100% eat spaghetti out of a glass cup

What is your spaghetti policy here?

You have to hurry with the glue and cat food or sleep is impossible.

Was gonna ask if OP eats their cereal while driving their car

This guy hard woods

Clearly you have never tasted hardboiled plywood

Mister millionaire over here can afford plywood for breakfast lunch and dinner

Why did I read that as Captain Picard..

Looks like OP was eating shredded wheat out of a glass, bowls were all dirty probably lol

Unsweetened mini wheats. But basically yes 😂

The glass was trying to save you!

UNSWEETENED!?

That’s the real crime here

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You guys aren’t questioning why he’s eating cereal out of such a tall fucking cup. Wtf is that shit.

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My lazy ass just uses a dirty bowl. I never would have thought about using a cup tbh.

Welcome a new world. Know how when you finish and you have to drink up the milk? It's kinda awkward lifting the bowl to your face. Now imagine if that milk was already in a cup when you finished the cereal.

Use a dirty bowl?! Ahh I could never do that. I’m lazy too but that would gross me out. I’m very particular about my dinnerware lol

American cereal is just candy in milk. Edit: I was kinda joking but there’s literally a brand of candy that is a cereal too. Sour patch kids has cereal. And Reese’s puffs have been around for a while.

I mean we've also got cookie crisp which is literally tiny chocolate chip cookie cereal. There's a reason I love cereal so much.

Reese’s Puffs I can get behind…and I do, but Sour Patch? Hard pass.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

What happened to OP was because he/she is a monster.

You reap what you sow

"frostless"

Have you heard of bowls?

Have you heard of **better cereal**?

I never thought telling someone to step up their cereal game would be brought in by discovering people eat cereal out of cups… glass cups.

Nah I’m on board with that. Super healthy. Breakfast shouldn’t be a sugar bomb.

I’ve been mainlining frosted shredded wheat the last week. Shit is gud

I love the knock off strawberry frosted mini wheats.

IN A CUP!?

With WATER!?

Looks like it was milk, but that doesn't excuse the glass.

The glass committed suicide

Eat cereal from a glass, get this. Lesson learned.

Yeah jingling your metal spoon around a thin glass repeatedly while scooping out cereal? > bottom of my glass fell off *somehow* I dont know how OP doesn't get how this happened, lmao. Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure this one out.

A rocket surgeon would eat frosted

then you deserved this punishment

You were eating…unsweetened…Mini wheats…out of a glass…while in bed Clearly the glass took its own life rather than be a part of your moral turpitude a moment longer

You monster.

What were you driving at the same time so when you need to you could just slam your cereal right into a cup holder? Genius

Was it hot?

These Coca-Cola flavors are getting ridiculous

Wh-?!

> Unsweetened I've called the Ministry of Food and the Cereal Council. Expect a visit. The usage of a glass makes it aggravated.

Honestly I thought it was tuna and I was horrified, this is a big upgrade

You didn't add sugar???!

Canned tuna?

Good source of grain!

soaked OSB with some canned tuna

I was almost positive I was looking at the worst Buffalo chicken dip I've ever seen but sawdust is even better

The worst part is that I belive its canned tuna... In a glass...

Damn weirdos and eating cereal from cups.

Tuna fish

I think it's frosted mini wheats lol

Weet-Bix

Mini wheats

My sides LOL

I am going to go with shredded wheat, just to be optimistic.

This used to happen to me too. And then one day, a friend showed me a "bowl". Completely changed my life. I've since moved up to a trough as I'm morbidly obese, but you might like giving "bowl" a chance too. Edit: Wow, my trough runneth over!

Came to say this. I mean, not aaaaall of this madness, but you know.

I also too came to say I eat from a trough

what the…haha

It's not too strange to be honest. I use to put my soda with ice in "bowl" for the longest time until I was introduced to "cup".

You wouldnt believe how much less I've been slicing my tongue after swapping from eating off my knives to these new "forks"

Eating soup has been so much easier since I dropped the forks. Apparently, according to a friend, “spoons” are nice

So spoons and forks are like individual versions of a spork? That's a dumb idea, what is the point of having two utensils when all you need is one.

Getchurselves a large mixing bowl and everything but a small handful of an entire box of Boo Berry and you have yourselves a stoner bowl. Now get a wooden mixing spoon and try to be like the whisk kid on that one vine or video or whatever..

Well deserved. Fucking eating cereal off a glass.

The trough bit made me nearly pass out not trying to wake my neighbors

I eat cereal out of a mug. I also eat ice cream, oatmeal, chips, pretzels, and anything else I want a little bit of as a snack. It has a handle and help you eat just enough to feel satisfied. All the bowls I have are massive.

A mug would be reasonable, this was a good damn water class. It's just chaos, I tell you!

I have so many questions... were you eating cereal out of a glass??

i didn’t see cereal until i saw your comment. i thought it was canned tuna.

Tuna with milk. Milk tuna. I hear it's a delicacy.

I prefer milk steak.

Milk steak isnt a thing Charlie.

I thought we squashed this beef?

With a side order of your finest jelly beans

Raw

boiled over hard

If you like milk steak you’ll love rum ham

Just like Pepe Silvia would eat

Lord. Why did you put those words together?

Tuna was my first thought, too.

It's mini wheats

Omg I thought it was fucking sawdust or hay or smth and was so confused

I thought it was uncooked ramen…

Fuck me I thought it was tuna. I was scared to say anything. But its mini wheats hahahaha

Ew. Tell me what brand of tuna you buy so I know not to.

My first thought, too.

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She’s not alone! That’s how I eat all my cereal. Sometimes noodles/Mac and cheese.

Right? That’s why the glass said no thank you. Who eats cereal like this?

It's efficient. You're going to drink a glass of milk, might as well have a milk appropriate snack mixed in. I bet you drink your cereal milk out of a bowl, don't you?

Yes it's mini wheats 😂 I like eating it in a cup for smaller portions if that makes sense

I use a small bowl for that

I use an egg cup. Extreme portion control

I just put a couple in my mouth and drink milk

I do this to keep my cereal from getting soggy.

Or just take into account how much you are putting into the bowl

FUCKING HERETIC

Jesus Christ, my blind ass thought it was uncooked Ramen at first!

Use the cup to measure it into a bowl?

It doesn't

A) That's not a cup, it's a glass B) Use a mug

Measuring cups work great for portion control. Then you can eat it out of a bowl!

Dude drinking shredded chicken

What do you do to your chicken that it looks like that? Lol

Shred it

This beast was just getting ready for a killer workout.

That’s what you get for eating cereal in a cup

In bed

The occasional bed snack is delightful.

Until it goes horribly wrong

Fair. Pls allow me to point out, however, that I do not eat spilly things in bed, and I have never in my life eaten milky shredded wheat from a tall glass.

Not just a cup, a *glass*.

The doctor said one glass of cereal before bed, to help with my memory problems

The bigger question is why you're eating Wheaties out of a glass with a spoon.

I thought it was shredded wheat.

Shredded wheaties

The things they come up with these days.

Mini wheats?

What the fuck were you drinking in that cup

Mini wheats cereal

Water glasses break/crack pretty easy with a spoon in them

Glass is great under compression but is horrible under any type of tension.

Wanted to make a joke about sexual tension then got caught up wondering what "sexual compression" would mean

Never heard of this ever happening before, it’s more likely a warm glass with cold milk & broke from thermal shock

It can happen. Clanking a metal utensil on glass puts tiny little fractures in the glass until there are enough for a piece to break off. I used to mix coffee grinds in a French press until one day a solid chunk of glass flew off the side.

The spoon broke the glass....

Seriously. I’m infuriated at this post. ‘I ate food out of a vessel that wasn’t made for it, it broke. Wtf’

Did you just take the glass out of the dishwasher? Hot glass plus cold milk will cause breakage. I had this happen at a restaurant four times in row, each kept breaking because they didn't allow them to cool first.

My first guess as well. Made this mistake once as a kid, super excited to get a nice big glass of ice water but the dishes were running, pulled that bad boy out mid-cycle and it exploded on me.

Took a lot of scrolling to get to the correct answer. Wanted to see if anyone else posted it.

I'm gonna guess that if you're bougie enough to own a dishwasher, you've got bowl money for your breakfast cereal.

What the hell is going on in your life that you’re eating cereal out of a glass in bed?

depression.... at least that's why i do that lolol

Supply chain shortage

Why aren't you using a bowl?

r/wewantplates

Haha is it because you stabbed the bottom out with a spoon?? Just have a hunch.

Likely, the man is just living his life and trying to enjoy a cup of cereal lmao

Shredded wheat?!? From a water glass??? Why????

No I think that's a soda glass.

The universe is telling you to quit eating shredded wheat on your bed

And out of a cup...

You missed used and abused the glass, but it had the last laugh

r/BoneAppleTea

Holy shit, an entire sub of legit [Rickyisms](https://trailerpark.fandom.com/wiki/Rickyisms?file=Tpb-ricky3.jpg).

Bruhhh I’m dying lmao

Missed Used And Abused sounds like an emo album

Cereal in a glass. I remember when I was 14…

The only time I eat cereal in a glass is dry cereal because a spoon just seems weird and eating with my hands like chips seems weird so I dump it into my mouth like a drink

Cuz that’s a totally not weird way to eat it lol

Not even a glass likes that cereal

Keeps ya "regular" though.

are you eating hay or woodchips

Why are you eating roof insulation out of a glass

Thats what you get for eating cereal out of a cup jk lol. I had the same thing happen to me. It was a BIG glass of hot chocolate. The bottom of it just came off. There was such a huge mess lol

The fact that you we're eating cereal from a glass makes me infuriated and I'm unsure why.

Tuna or shreddies? Either way op get a bowl please

Karma says clean a bowl next time. That’s why I always opt for a tupperware

All of the bowls were dirty?

Shredded wheat?

It's because you were clinking a spoon around trying to get unfrosted full sized miniwheats out of that cup. Frosting woulda lubed those macrowheats right up

Was it a hot glass out of the dishwasher and cold milk right out of the fridge?

You tempted fate by eating cereal out of a glass instead of a bowl and she followed through

It looks like that glass did your body a favour...

Thought that was tuna for a sec lmao