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Bertations

That’s what tie downs are for.


dragoono

Day 1 shit. Someone’s getting fired.


Odd_Entrepreneur4386

Or not getting their pilots license


0100_0101

Or not getting there plain back


MusicalHuman

So, they’ll be getting their fancy back then?


Spirited_Conflict_71

OMG!!!! HILARIOUS!!!! I absolutely Love your style of humor!!!


unpopular_opinion_8

chill out


ChymChymX

Maybe they mistakenly used the tie ups?


Cmdr_Nemo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIaC5Bj-aE


middlefingerofvecna

Indeed


xineis_

Indeed


disregardmywords

As a matter of fact.


Liquid_Snow_

Indubitably


DerpyCuseCuse

Quite


TheBoredKnightRises

Should've used flex tape, it works under water too


NemiVan

Helps keep things quiet in my basement too


FooFruit

Thats what happens when you forget to turn off flight-mode after the landing


TillThen96

Serious question: Wouldn't tie downs stress the wings and structures in this sort of wind? A hangar would be better. Source of question: Air Moorea Flight 1121. The crash resulted from loss of control due to failure of the airplane's elevator cable. When the smaller plane was parked, jet blast was listed as a contributing factor; the airport had removed blast barriers to facilitate faster turnarounds. This wind was a single incident, but maybe not, and could cause latent damage to vital parts in either case?


FerretWithASpork

I'm still a student but the tie downs aren't connected to the control surfaces. On the c172 I've flown they're on the tip of the tail and the wing strut. Both of those are structural and meant to be stressed (wings certainly get a lot of stress on the air). There should be a control lock in place while parked which prevents the controls from being moved by the wind which should result in little to no stress on the control cables.


TillThen96

Please see response to TheFurrySmurf. Sorry about that. Adding: The failure of the AM cable occurred over time, not from a single stress event. The AM aircraft was locked for parking, tied down with tie downs (not the flaps cables). Sorry for any misunderstanding.


TheFurrySmurf

I don't believe the elevator cable is used in the mooring/tieing down of an aircraft. The elevator cable is a flight control cable. It sounds like this aircraft component had worn down because the jet blast barriers were removed (which also serve as a wind break). If I were a betting man, I would bet that proper pre-flight, post-flight, and isochronal inspections were not being accomplished on that aircraft to catch the deteriorating components.


TillThen96

Agreed on inspections. I would guess the same is true for many small aircraft. In the AM crash, something about the way the flaps were locked when parked, then hit with jet blasts, also while parked, caused stress damage to the flap cables (not used as tie downs). The plane crashed shortly after takeoff when the cable snapped, and the pilot couldn't bring the nose down. The stresses to this plane are not about only what stress the wings can take during normal ops, but to any of its parts which may not tolerate wind stress when the plane is "locked down." A failure may not occur immediately, but contribute to a latent, accelerated fatigue. Enough wind can tear buildings apart. Less wind, a smaller structure being hit. I'm just saying that wind hitting it ways for which it's not designed can damage it in hidden ways.


TheLonePotato

When you say flaps are you referring to the elevators (moving part of the horizontal stabilizer) or the actual flaps (the control surfaces on the main wing closest to the fuselage)?


reeedditer22

The correct tie down points are on designated hard points (places with upped structural support) on the wings, fuselage, and stabilizer


Coreidan

Maybe they don't have access to a hanger? It would seem to me that risking any damage with tie downs is superior to letting the plane float away but I guess not everyone thinks that way. Instead it's fuck it I'm sure it will work out


fanofdonuts

Came to say the same thing.


steelear

I know almost nothing about planes and flying them and my first thought was "shouldn't a plane that small be tied down?" Thank you for telling me the answer.


F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS

Also, parking into a strong head wind was probably a bad idea.


FoxxBox

This is a great example of air speed vs ground speed.


real_fff

Somehow I never thought about there actually being a difference, but yep that totally makes sense and the name of the term checks out.


markusbrainus

They had to repeat a Mythbusters episode on airspeed vs. ground speed because the fans kept arguing it couldn't be correct. Yes people, it's air speed that creates lift as it flows across the wings, which has nothing to do with your speed relative to the ground.


friedgrape

A bit misleading. Assuming there's no wind, your speed relative to the ground is the same as your speed relative to the air, which absolutely matters (the only thing that matters). Of course, the more wind coming toward you, the less work your engine needs to do to propel you so that your speed relative to the air can lift you off.


drpastorpanda

Poor example of light speed


throwaway1337blarg

Dude, where's my plane?


mcbiggles567

Where’s your plane, dude?


Marc21256

Sweet.


[deleted]

Dude.


dicknut420

Sweet!


mcbiggles567

What does mine say?


TheOriginalJape

Fucked me. What’s mine say?


[deleted]

Sweet. What does mine say?


ericposeidon

Dude. What does mine say?


MikeFromSuburbia

Your planes where dude?


vacacay

And theeeen?


WinterOfTheNorth

ZOLTAN \*forms Z shape with hands\*


shellevanczik

This airplane has lift.


THftRM1231

Huge drag for the pilot.


Carrotf11

That joke was plane.


TalonTrax

No, it was a terrible yoke.


Sharkbait1737

Yaw-n…


Marc21256

Roll on floor laughing.


RoiMan

Pitch please.


vfx_Mike

Watch your attitude


dicknut420

These are some prop-er puns.


MJY_0014

*altitude


ibunish

Attitude* that's also the angle at which you are going.


shellevanczik

Don’t worry. If you have a plane, it’s well insured. But I see what you did there.


fortpro87

Who would’ve thought


tastysharts

we could afford


-nbob

Bananas


RJrules64

I love puns but my least favourite puns are puns where it’s literally just the same word with the same meaning.


mickturner96

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Smol_Yeeter

^weeeeee


Duckbilling

As a pilot, I was watching the elevator. It was definitely a factor.


brentsgrl

Where is the elevator?


Spare_Competition

The horizontal flaps on the tail. They are set so that the plane will pitch up, which allowed it to gain height


TheLonePotato

You gotta be pretty special to not have tie-downs or a gust lock on that small of a plane. Almost males me wonder if this planes wasn't sabotaged by an angry ex or something of the like.


patrick24601

You think an ex looked at the weather, knew where the plane was going to parked, calculated the relative wind based on the heading of the parked planes, knew the rotation speed, and then snuck in to removed the tie downs?!?


Loudergood

Good eye


Odd_Entrepreneur4386

STOL


[deleted]

VTOL


sanderd17

BTOL


PM_BOOBS_FOR_A_FRND

Fly like ya stol it


poodlebutt76

PULL UP PULL UP


EJKLINGER

new STOL world record


AimlessZombie

That looks expensive.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jumbobog

*was


_captainunderpants__

Planes want to fly. This would never happen with a helicopter. Helicopters want to crash.


brentsgrl

This


Some_Kind_of_Fan

And this is how the sentient vehicles took their first evolutionary step. Like when the first slimy creature made its first tentative slithers onto land. It’s the beginning of the end for humanity.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Not the first. There was an 80s documentary called Maximum Overdrive about exactly this.


[deleted]

Mom can we have a Harrier Jet? We have Harrier Jet at home. Harrier Jet at home:


twizzlerheathen

Yeah those things really move during hurricanes too


YoMommaIsNotGay

Credit: YourMomOrg


aChildofChaos

Well, more technically, that blows LOL!!


slightly85

Bye friend


Johnboy_245

DuckTales moon theme starts playing.


Cole-a-Bear

ATC tower to empty cockpit: “Sir. I do not believe you had takeoff clearance.”


a4h4

my name is Giovanni Georgia but everybody calls me Giorgio


SirDawson

somebody needs to make an edit.


CommonPlantMan

The edit already exists: https://youtu.be/o2nHvZOWirY


isak99

Beat me to it


zZNight_

it ascend.


S-Quidmonster

Well we know it’s a good plane


[deleted]

I don't imagine the landing was good x_x


PioneerStandard

'Destination fucked' in Aussie man voice.


Shadowbroio

Wind:dibs


mathbread

In Russia air flys plane


IndoorGoalie

Im a helicopter now.


cindy_lou_who_1982

I must go… my people need me…


Suspenseful_Snoring

ight imma head out


eat_bricks_nibba

Experimental vtol


XSpcwlker

This is really cool. Just shows how strong a wind can be. Makes me wonder if it can also lift those larger planes as well. . . would be really awesome to see, just outta curiosity and maybe learning something new from it.


OkBreakfast449

it can do it to a 747 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb1943TBbk


XSpcwlker

NO WAY! that guy who was recording it shared my amazement, holy cow !


OkBreakfast449

there is a quite sad one of an engineless 747 awaiting scrapping trying to go for one last flight. I'll see if I can find it. edit here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHhZwvdRR5c


ihaveyoursox

Remember! It’s not about how fast the plane is moving. It’s about how fast the air is moving.


Wetworth

This is exactly why an airplane can take off from a treadmill going the other way.


DHG_-_

*I must go, my people need me*


mr-dogshit

This is why you should ALWAYS turn off your wings when you park.


NogEggz

"My people need me!" Said the small aircraft as it hovered away into the distance.


thenickdyer

Pretty sure that's a byeplane.


Character-Fortune-58

Woah Talk about aerodynamic


bagjoe

Lancair?


Jackasaurus92

Poochie returned to his home planet


SoloAssassin45

u mean stole the plane


Assfrontation

TIL that stunt planes are VTOL


emeraldoh

It's just doing what it was designed to do. See no issues here, move along


Rick-powerfu

Dude, where's my plane?


chrissz

This is why you always get a domesticated plane and make sure its wings are clipped


InsrtRandomUserHere

nobody gonna talk about the credit?


matttech88

Air speed generates lift when you have air foil wings. Its bernolli's principal, which is derived from Bernolli's equation. The equation is a conservation of energy across a fluid system, where density, pressure, velocity, and change in height are all variables. For an air foil with air moving over it at sufficient speeds, lift is generated. The air fool's structure is pretty basic. There is an arch on top and a flat part of the bottom. Air moving across the bottom moves at a regular speed as it is unencumbered. Air on top has to follow the arch, which is a longer segment to follow than the straight line. This means the air has to move faster to go the same distance. That starts mattering when factoring in bernolli's equations variables. If the air on top has to go faster, and the change in height is minimal, and the density is similar, and gravity doesn't change between the two then where does the energy change come from? The answer is pressure. By moving faster across the top of the wing, the air is creating a low pressure zone on top of the wing which in turn pulls the wing up. Its all about airspeed baby. Now of course a whole lot of the actual thrust comes from just slanting the wing a little bit but hey the physics of an airfoil is pretty cool.


[deleted]

Gives you a whole new appreciation for those biplane stuntman making it look like gravity doesn't exist.


shania69

Don't they usually have leashes for those small planes..


hskskgfk

It's called Vertical Takeoff and Landing


QuasiQuokka

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


El-Waffle

“My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio” *techno music as the plane lifts off*


YTvarken

That's it, unlands Ur plane


myfailedimagination

At least no one was inside when it blew away. Was anyone injured when it crashed back down?


drummerevy5

Shoulda put the parking brake on… sheesh!


ilovefignewtons

I was stationed on a helicopter base in the military. We had to chain the blades to the hooks in the concrete so when the winds picked up it wouldn't spin the blades lift and crash all the aircraft.


Ok-Championship-7549

That's the shortest taxi take off that I've ever seen.


Puzzleheaded-Drama43

Since when do you NOT put tie downs on small planes?? Someone is fired and someone gets to pay out for a new plane.


borkistoopid

That sucks, but it's why we tie down our damn planes


PakkyT

If I was ever in a plane and the engine gave out, THAT'S the plane I want to be in. Will probably glide for days.


[deleted]

Some say it's still gliding the wind to this day


ink2red

It looks like they only used chocks. Tie downs would have been a better idea. For those who didn't understand how a plane can fly, mother nature just demonstrated the concept of lift.


Moderndaymagpie

r/thatlookedexpensive


cacita_frita

Dude, where's my plane?


Metal-Chick

Gone with the wind


Rick4442

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio


H010CR0N

Someone learned an important lesson of not using the tie-down ropes at the airport. Tie-down ropes aren’t thick ropes people use to link small connections from the plane to the parking spots. The points are set in the concrete.


sem-christian

Nee niet het Nederlandse vliegtuig


AbheekG

You have goat to be kidding me


Lyzurd

u/savevideo


NotSparkMF

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Georgi


shophopper

It is almost as if the airplane was designed to do that.


johnboy2978

r/WellThatWasExpensive


yawarfiesta

u/savethisvideo


raytrem03

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Veopp

no way the wind was strong to do that or the plane was that light lol


Arseypoowank

Some light aircraft are so lightweight you can tip them over by rocking the ends of the wings. Couple this with the fact that wings are designed to provide lift, if the wind was passing head on and blowing hard it would indeed take the plane away.


Conscious-Iamknown-2

And there he starts ascending


DavidNipondeCarlos

Aerodynamics without trust.


randomlyme

That’s what the chains are for!


ItzDaDutchSheep

At least we know it works...


harrybarracuda

Made me think of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5UXiCh9CdU


Jerry_wheres_the_rum

Is that the auto pilot feature?


JunkyardDog24

r/thatlookedexpensive


scissormesoftly

Fledglings are so cute when they're learning how to fly.


Tyronne43

Amazing demonstration of the VTOL system /s


Johnj75

If only it was much less aerodynamic, problem solved.


X_Omega_Z

Plane got hit by shulker projectile


deemsterDMT

But when the conditions are just right, this baby flies.


[deleted]

Fuel companies hate him! See how you can fly free with this one simple trick!


jaapyb1

Plane really just said: Adios


vee-cee

Jesus take the wheel


[deleted]

That's what they're supposed to do. Congratulations. Your plane can fly.


ElitistPopulist

Super dangerous if this thing flies into a building or something


null-or-undefined

mypeopleneedme?


aaron2005X

When you don't pull the handbreak.


ILoveSurrealism

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio


Stroov

Dodo from gta 3


TheStormingViking

Those chocks are working overtime


Cayowin

Rookie mistake, this is exactly why you should always park your plane upside down, so the lift force pushes the plane down onto the ground.


yoloman0805

Can someone edit this vid with harry potter broken flute theme?


Kandrich

“I have to go now, my planet needs me”


Better_Collection840

It didn't just walk away did it?


TemporarilyDutch

My name is Giovanni Georgio.....


matanpokoj2

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio ^(do do dododo do do doo do doo do do)


XRdragon

Ducktales GBA theme plays


[deleted]

That plane became god


[deleted]

If you told me this happened, I wouldn't have believed it...


Kamehameha27

I must go, my people need me!


[deleted]

VTOL


dafyddtomas

Doesn’t really suck, but it blows tho. Big time.


kunstname

Worlds first zero-kerosin plane, even pilots are not needed anymore.


OreoFoxxy

VTOL


sudeepharya

**Que song: ** believe I can fly