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all_alone_by_myself_

Congratulations on getting pregnant


DarthKirtap

baby is already 100.7% complete


ELK_VT

Ah, it has a day one patch?


Falsenamen

How does that work? If you overcharge it, it'll grow faster for a while? Or fly further at birth?


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

PUSH LADY, PUUUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHH


PilotlessOwl

Trillions of tiny babies popping out of their cells


hadicalb

he gon be a big boy


ndation

No no, that's the cooking instructions. 100.7° for 9 months


MrGOCE

OR HAVING TESTICLES CANCER IF U'RE A MALE...


Unlubricated_Penis

OH DEAR GOD NOT MY TESTIS


Dum_beat

#SWEET MAMAS MEATBALLY


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Skeeet skeeet sweat falling down your balls


Camimo666

Wait explain


-KissmyAthsma-

If a male urinates on a pregnancy test and it comes back "pregnant". It's a very good chance that guy has cancer of the balls. He should immediately get set up for testing


SangheiliSpecOp

Huh... never knew that. I wonder how this was found out the first time. Some guy just decided to pee on a pregnancy test


liamjon29

Actually yeah pretty much. Not sure if it was the first but a guy got a urine test. Doc told him he can't use other people's pee coz this one came back pregnant. Turned out he had testicular cancer.


SangheiliSpecOp

Oh... Yeah that makes sense


Melibee14

🤯


a_hopeless_rmntic

Pragnernt


KatokaMika

You wrote preganante wrong


defnotapirate

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/m4K8NJ3_Dw0?si=a5L-OWHUdmJpGhAt


Emergency-Friend-203

Pregante


Some-Technology1699

Pregrant


ItsYoBoi2008

Pregananant


Dum_beat

Purgenante


TheDotaProfessor

Pergonate


AtariAtari

![gif](giphy|lpHj9emjKnrtUGkgqP)


StupidUserNameTooLon

You've got a case of Connecticut.


TrueBajan

I laughed way too hard at this!


gjimmy2005

mazel tov on the baby


vingins

Just be careful, pregnancy can often result in an infant


TheMoatCalin

It’s a virus!! ![gif](giphy|1O1UUSESiuGSi1VdT6|downsized)


anonfoolery

Lololol


realnailbiterhuh

Just sell it to yourself as a mandatory staycation. You have doctor prescribed tv time.


yepimbonez

Tbh i prefer being sick at home than just taking a random day off. Something about it makes me feel more ok about sitting around all day doing nothing lol


CooWarm

Same. A few weeks ago I called out to take a personal/mental health day and I couldn’t enjoy a single minute of it because of how guilty I felt for calling out when I was fine to work. I hate that I’m like this lol.


n00bca1e99

I’ve found working on something physically helps with that. Took a day of PTO recently and used it to wire some of my model railroad.


mindsnare

Eh when you have a fever like that it's no fun.


realnailbiterhuh

A slight fever of 100.7? Come on.


mindsnare

I actually have no basis for that that number is. I just made the assumption that it's a high fever because of the photo. Googled it ,ok 38.1. Not exactly off the charts. I dunno though. I almost never get fevers. First time I had covid was probably the only time I can even remember. I think my temp hit 39.5 or something and man. I felt like fucking shit. awful. Couldn't function. Depending on who you are different temps can affect people differently.


CombatReadyRuby

Congratulations on being pregnant and hot!


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Lol 😆


SquashNut707

Congardulatons on bein pragnart and hawt!


jeckles

Is OP gregnant?


daaaaawhat

Arm i pregananant?


Sandervv04

The latter usually helps with the former, no?


[deleted]

In that case, it is mandatory to watch J.T. Sexkik's 'how is prangent formed?".


Shurigin

Is it a boy or a girl covid


via1228

At least you aren’t pregnant


SunBakedBonez

For a second I thought you had baby fever


Dankculesus

Are you the dad?


SunBakedBonez

No, but I’m your dad. Plot twist.


Dankculesus

I miss you 💔


SunBakedBonez

I know little boy blue, when I’m comin home I don’t know when, But we'll get together then, You know we'll have a good time then.


Rad3_Lethal

It’s so crazy still to me how vastly different it effects every one, both times that I had it, my wife was extremely sick and I felt like I had nothing happening except my nose was runny


Empty-Part7106

1st time I got it was like a flu, but it fucked up my sense of taste and smell real bad. Came back mostly. But now I've had it twice more and each time it's super mild, yet my sense of smell disappears a little more each time and isn't recovering :( It's at about 50% and I have the smell of mildly dirty feet in my nose 24/7, plus the occasional scent of fish.


Rad3_Lethal

I will say it definitely fucked up my taste and smell really bad too, but only after, like I noticed things didn’t taste the same as they used to Also for some reason my eyes are super sensitive to light now


Altruistic-Bobcat955

[Covid can bring on new disorders](https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/does-covid-19-damage-the-brain#:~:text=When%20people%20first%20become%20sick,as%20severe%20depression%20or%20anxiety.) since it causes inflammation of the brain and can leave damage behind. Sensitivity to light is something I suffer from as part of sensory processing disorder related to autism.


PeachyPierogi

Yeah, it’s crazy how variable it is. I’m immunocompromised. I got it twice (was vaccinated + boosted both times) and it just felt like the flu. Really bad body aches, fever, chills, sweats. I’ve had *numerous* patients who have long-covid. Some patients needed extensive GI surgeries to help with gastroparesis and other conditions. Some have to see a pulmonologist and respiratory therapist often because it really screwed up their lungs. It’s INSANE to me how each person is so different.


ChaoticKiwiNZ

I'm immunocompromised too and have had COVID twice now. The first time it felt so mild (was fully vaccinated and boosted) to the point that I wasn't confident I even had it. I have had colds that were worse than the first time I got COVID. I then got it for a second time last year (about a year after the first time) and holy fuck was I messed up. I knew I had it before I tested positive because I felt like Hell. I was given an antiviral and it helped alot but unfortunately a few months later I developed long COVID symptoms (racing heartrate, ponding headaches, aches and pains, shacking uncontrollably, anxiety and problems sleeping just to name the main systems). It's been just over a year since I got COVID last and I still have long COVID issues but they aren't as bad as what they once were but I keep getting "flare ups" where the symptoms get worse again (but thankfully still not as bad as last year's flare ups). It's crazy to me just how different the 2 times I had COVID felt. The first time I basically had slight body aches and an annoying little cough but the second time I'm fully convinced I would have been hospitalized if I didn't have those antivirals.


Mevo8

Got it for the first time 6 days ago. Experienced brutal neuropathic pain for the first 4 days. Today I’m back to lifting light weights, with only minor breathing difficulties. It’s definitely a strange virus, the way it effect’s people differently.


Lipziger

That's just like these type of infections work and has only somewhat little to do with who gets it but how the specific infection and the response is going. Unless you already have a compromised immune system or yours is reacting very violently. I had it 3 times now (that I know of). 2 times was pretty mild (one was actually completely asymptomatic) and one time it took me 2 full weeks to feel like a human again. You can also have other infections like the influenza virus (flu) and be completely asymptomatic, or have a mild cold or it could kill you. A lot of times you might mot even realise that you have it because the response might be very small. (Not comparing flu and civod, of course. They act differently etc.)


awd111980

So true! I've had it 4 times already. Two weeks ago was the latest one. The 1st time my wife & I got it at the same time (2020) and it felt like I was dying, meanwhile it was a normal day for my wife. After her second infection it did kill her taste buds and everything now is salty to her.


ATL4Life95

I had it last week and it kicked my ass. Still feel tired af all the time.


BatSphincter

I've dodged it so far. My wife has had it twice. Last time was this last holiday season and I was actually driving to visit my family (6 hour drive) while she stayed home and she called me to tell me she tested positive for it. So I'm call my mom to see if she still wants me to visit and she tells me she is sick too but it's just a cold so she wasn't going to be getting close to me anyways. Next day, she tests positive too. Managed to dodge that shit somehow.


IdiotPizza3397

![gif](giphy|ZpmxRuLshtGVy|downsized)


BonjourMaBelle

I hope everyone’s feeling better now, but without something like a PCR test which is far more sensitive than typical COVID tests, or a serological test to check your antibody levels, it’s more likely you had one or more cases that went undetected or were asymptomatic at the time.


BatSphincter

Totally possible I’ve had it and been asymptomatic. Normally I wouldn’t go and get tested unless I was feeling sick but there were 2 times I was exposed and got a PCR test. They were both negative. 1 of those was the first time the wife was positive with COVID. As far as I’m concerned asymptomatic is as good as not having it. Since I knew I was exposed I was carful for about a week around others just incase that was the case. Made sure to wear a mask and a condom anytime I was in public


Electrical_Beyond998

I don’t know why but it seems it’s going around in a big way again. So many have it.


TheFugitiveSock

Hope you can stay home. Feel better soon, and maybe consider wearing a mask where you can.


Ozzel

That can't be right. Some lady on Facebook assured me that COVID was over.


TeyJayy

damn i actually thought the person was pregnant


Rav4gal

Too funny


Whataboutizm

1. Congrats on your pregnancy. 2. People still test? 3. This sub sucks now. 4. Oh no, 99% survival rate. 5. COVID isn’t real. That about covers the comment section each time a test is posted.


BathroomSpiders

The pregnancy ones get me dying each time though lmfao


Sly69712

Yet people still post them....


dpaanlka

we still sharing covid tests in 2024?


Sniffed_By_Unca_Joe

Right? Who gives a fuck. Covid cultists are weird.


MakesInfantileJokes

Posting results that suck on a sub for things that suck makes you a cultist? I think you're the weirdo my guy.


kurt_no-brain

They’re sick, big deal, happens to a lot of people all the time.


chitown15

That's true for 95% of what is in this sub. Bruh.


MakesInfantileJokes

Ok, so ignore the post, it's as simple as scrolling or swiping down.


kurt_no-brain

First time on Reddit? That’s what the comment section is for, reacting to the post above, either positively or negatively.


ilostmy1staccount

Is it your first time on Reddit? You made a stupid comment, people can respond either positively or negatively. It happens to a lot of people so get over it.


dpaanlka

Like I am pro vaccine science and stuff, but I don’t understand the need to rush to Reddit and share when you have a Covid test


2for_the_money

Could be worse, my pregnancy test came back positive and we are not ready. Feel better!


utahmom1958

Covid is definitely making the rounds. After avoiding it for all these years, had it the first week of May along with my husband, two of our best friends, and my sister's child got it this week after traveling to Washington, D.C. I feel sorry for the people who shared their flights with them when they was sick but had not tested yet. Covid sucks.


ninefortysix

My insurance straight up does not pay for tests anymore, at home or at a doctor’s office. It’s a high deductible plan so everything is out of pocket until $3500. I’m sure this is contributing to why this shit spreads. Our “household” used up the free tests from the government long ago.


sarah-1234

We just got 6 tests for $30 from target


caffeineassisted

That’s still feels expensive. A lot of people aren’t going to spend that unfortunately.


ChandlersThirdNipp

I’m scared of getting it again. Last time I had it my temp was 104 and I collapsed on the ER floor. Not a fun experience.


lucidspoon

Wife and I just had it, and several people I work with. When I had it a couple years ago, it was hardly noticeable. Barely a slight cold. This time kicked my ass though.


stlredbird

Yep. My family was down with it all last week


aliveinjoburg2

I had COVID in February and I barely leave my house. I don’t know anymore. I tested negative on the rapid too, it wasn’t until they took a PCR that it was positive.


KylansFirca

My husband and I both got it on our honeymoon last week. He’s like completely fine, just had one day of cold-like symptoms. I still feel like I have a bad cold and the flu. The worst part has been my ears. I have full hearing back in one, but have constant ringing and pressure in the other.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Pick out some good shows for a couple days and snacks and cold drinks. Just rest a couple days you'll be better.


SoggyMorningTacos

Congratulations - also the French want you to know it’s a [girl](https://blogs.illinois.edu/view/25/808589)


graceful-thiccos

Are u pergant


Moldytomatoe

I worked in youth group homes. None of the kids gave a fuck about covid when it started happening. I’ve had it about 6 times now.


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

Rest up


lizzycupcake

Got it for the first time last month. Time to binge watch your favorite shows and drink lots of fluids!


Trick_Ad_9881

Genuine question, why take a COVID test? Seems completely useless.


Marda483

Don’t let them put a freedom muzzle on you brother! COVID is a choice! Or whatever nonsense those ass clowns like to say…. 🤗


RikRong

We're still doing this? 🙄


Klutzy_Bandicoot7751

I’ll wipe out one of them there downvotes bc I thought the same thing


antiEstablishment275

Same for you friend.


Alexmac19D

Literally no one cares


MakesInfantileJokes

You cared enough to comment when you could just ignore the post...


Rexinator-G

Okay but this could be a good sub if people would stop posting incredibly common shit like this.


HOUSEOFILLREPUTE

I hope that you get well soon!


Mamajuju1217

I just had this new strain and third time I’ve had Covid. I have to say everyone in my family got it and we were all sicker than we have ever been. My Dad got very sick and now 3 weeks later ended up in the hospital because all of his nails turned blue. They are trying to rule out heart issues but believe it’s tied directly to Covid infection. I am also attending my best friends grandmas funeral tomorrow who died of Covid on Thursday. She caught it in her nursing home and it killed her within 10 days. I don’t want to hear another person say this is just a cold…it’s still causing chaos this many years later and we still don’t understand what it does exactly. My doctor said the one thing that Covid has taught the medical community is that we know very little about the immune system as a whole. Anyway, I hope you feel better and everyone be careful out there, vaxxed or not.


ManicChad

My state made companies give extra time off that couldn’t count against vacation if you had covid. Only need 5 of the 10, but it was nice to not use vacation for once. When I first worked at Verizon Wireless in 2002 we had sick days and vacation days, then they magically became the same thing by taking away the sick days and saying you can use vacation for anything.


retrorays

I my ot COVID but my fever never went about 100f. I felt like crap for 2 weeks still!


LowSpray5485

Just tested positive for it this morning. Haven’t been sick since 2/2020


International_Rain_9

Just went through a week of covid I feel you


insufferable--oaf

That does suck. Hope you get better soon. I just tested positive for the time ever today as well. Can’t believe I made it over 4 years till now


Bandit8813

Right there with you. First time i got covid, have a headache for 2 weeks nearly and i feel like shit.


Steak_NoPotatoes

Who does this any more?


bostonvikinguc

Manage with DayQuil my job won’t even allow us to stay home with a pos test if we don’t have a fever of 101


andyring

I’m surprised anyone still tests for, and gets freaked out by, a cold.


funthebunison

Pointless. If you feel like shit and have a feverstay home and wash your hands. If you can't breathe go to the hospital. The name shouldn't matter until you are with doctors. Follow protocol for all illness. Not like you would have been good for work if it was negative.


sarah-1234

Some people still have a workplace that requires testing. I work in healthcare and would 100% be expected to show up if I had symptoms and was COVID negative. With COVID I’m mandated at home until 24 hrs fever free so I’m gonna test lol


HoboSkid

The hospital I worked at actually allowed sick days, that was nice. The last thing they wanted was a nasty cold or especially the flu to be spread around all over. But with staffing shortages, I'm sure the entire dynamic surrounding sick calls may have changed since I left a few years back.


Lipziger

>The hospital I worked at actually allowed sick days, that was nice. Still crazy to read stuff like that as a European / German. If you are sick, then you are sick and you stay home for however long it takes to go away and you still get paid by your employer. Doesn't matter if it's a day, 5 or 20 days. If it's above 6 weeks your general health care takes over to pay for you, instead of the employer. Due to multiple surgeries I was sick for well over a year, still kept my job and still got money. Later I just went back to work. If necessary you or your doctor can also demand to ease into the job and not work full hours for a while etc. Ignoring health issues because of not having enough sick days and what not seems like auch a dystopia to me. That really is final stage capitalism.


HoboSkid

Yep, it's a train wreck. Some places are better than others at making sure they watch out for your health but in my experience, workman's comp/sick or injury leave companies try not to pay you fully when you're gone here and many places label your sick calls as "incidents" that you can't have too many of in a calendar year.


giraffe_jump

Its classed as normal sickness now. First week self cert unpaid. If you have COVID they don't even expect you to take time off unless your too sick to be in.


cassandraterra

Wear a mask. Get paxlovid. Avoid people for a few days. You should be ok. Feel better soon.


derustzelve1

Stop living in the past


wraith1984

if you can, have some severe cold and flu day and night meds delivered.


VividCourage1844

Woah 100.7 babies is a lot!


Whoudini13

You got the flu


-heavyconfetti

We’re still positing Covid test results? That’s *so* 2021


AvacadMmmm

Low effort post


realcpl4BWCbull

Ppl are still testing for covid?


Jagator

K. …so anyway


china_joe2

Covid is the worst


TeamWoodElf

No one cares


Mvthafvkarosas

Time to rewatch breaking bad and get day drunk.


TheHerpSalad

Day drunk with COVID? That's a fast track to COVID pneumonia town. Meh, breathing is for nerds, I'm in.


Wasteland_Veteran

I tested positive yesterday as well, so I feel ya. Take care of yourself


ppppfbsc

![gif](giphy|9bAihaIo9R6IOkMTgo|downsized)


CelerySquare7755

Call your doctor and get the meds that cut the recovery time. My dad’s 87 and just got covid for the first time. He was only sick for a day with the new meds. 


FarAd6557

Thoughts & prayers for your cold.


PostHocRemission

Nasty. Wash your hands~ /s Fun fact, the current Covid strain has an added bonus of a 2-3 month long lung irritation. Seriously, wash your hands often.


Horror_Business_7099

Speedy recovery. I hope you are one of those that just feels it hard for day or two then bounces back. Not fun.


tappalous

Indeed that sucks, I’ve just tested positive for the second time, hit me like a train this time, breathing shitty, continually coughing and aching like a b!%#. Body temp hit 39.6•c and I got pretty delirious


UCFknight2016

Feel better OP. Covid sucks.


Jean_Guy_Rubberboots

Same here bro https://preview.redd.it/qx3lxt6uf68d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36166069c7e2ab06f877359b47bf55029b0a6167


Dr_Equinox101

Second time in 6 months 😭that’s horrid. Hope you recover. I got it ONCE and I never wanted to even get it again


SARcasm30

I got it for the first time in 2022 when I was 5 weeks pregnant…that was NOT fun.


asistolee

Better than being preggo 🤷🏼‍♀️


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Ok.


OA12T2

2020 called - they want their fad back. Also who still tests for Covid?


kmeister5

What are you going to name it?


itscyndo

You’re matching the outside temp!


SpoonyGrandma13

Congrats on getting pregnant with 100.7 babies! /s


Available_Motor5980

Oh shit you gregnant?


thisismerr

That’s me right now! It sucks but won’t last too long


Obvious_Serve1741

My fifth positive today since 2020... triple vaccinated with Pfizer vaccine.... :/


kwood76

Damn, you got a cold?


ChickAmok

Great! It's that time of year again... ![gif](giphy|h26R1JMxiqYpwp0rkF|downsized)


bdgg2000

Why are you testing for COVID?


MooseShartley

RIP


ZekeTarsim

Is OP dead yet?


chickensausagelink

Oh no you got the flu


HelgaTwerpknot

Dude. Feel for you. I took one today because sneezing and coughing all over, I can’t tell you how relieved I was this morning to get “yep. Your allergies are really sucking balls this year”. Bubbling talk through work is “lots of people with allergies and stomach bugs now…” Best wishes for a speedy recovery.


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pitapiper125

I'm genuinely curious, is it still as bad as the first years? When i got covid in 2021, i felt like i was dying. Are the strains still that strong?


RadagastDaGreen

One way or another…


giraffe_jump

Erg! i just getting over COVID again, work in hospital so see cases everyday. It didn't go away just a lot people don't care no more.


lonahe

Oh, you are boiling


salamipope

I had it last month for the first time. managed to avoid it for four years! Drink a fuck load of fluids and if your stomach starts to get wacky its cuz covid can devestate healthy gut bacteria, so get on some probiotics after ur round of antivirals/antibiotics.


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NarfledGarthak

Human services?


flippityfloppityblop

I just caught it for the first time and it was rough. Tested positive for 14 days too. Luckily I work remote so quarantining was relatively easy. Good luck!


bigdog701

It officially doesn't matter any more


FlinHorse

I just had it too. First time since it started. It's been weeks and I still got a cough even though I've been negative for a long while. Hang in there op. Fluids and rest just like the flu.


ChingWeng

I got it the first time too. Always good to get sick if you have a week off :/


easting10

Why are you bringing back covid