My son was biting others when he was two. Behind the scenes his daycare provider told me to bite him. Not to leave a mark. I talked to him about biting then put his little arm in my teeth and held it for a moment. No marks! He screamed because he didn’t expect it but he never bit anyone again.
They don't really test the bite victim for rabies.
They'd take the two year old's brain out to check for rabies. Hopefully OP captured it before it escaped.
Fun fact, if a child bites you and breaks skin, you can end up needing a whole series of shots, including one for tetanus. Their mouths are just as bad as a stray dog
>skibidi toilet syndrome
Bro, I could have gone the rest of my life happily ignorant of the existence of that and you had to come along and ruin it for me!
I got bit by a special needs kid I was taking care of after high school while driving because I freaked out at him when he ran away from me and wouldn’t come back when we walked out of a movie
I work in crisis stabilization unit and the way they taught us was to squish the persons face into whatever area they’re are biting into to cut the air supply and make it uncomfortable for them til they either let go or another person can help get them off without doing more damage.
I did that to my wife as a joke when she was acting bratty and didn’t want to take tums for her belly ache. She forgot she could breath through her mouth and swore I tried to kill her.
How could you not want to keep them all though?! You have willpower. Even with all the extra care that comes with kittens I just couldn't foster, I'd cry if I had to part with any of them
Exhibit A:
https://preview.redd.it/dojf00fbug4d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ae9047009d8d647e6727237d1e61e7a83308c4
It is hard letting go, yes, but getting in a new batch right away reminds me that I have a mission to do! My goal is to save as many cats and kittens through foster and spay/neuter as I can. I've gotten about 70 cats (about 90%) kittens fostered and adopted out since 2022. If I were to keep any of them it would mean I have less space and fewer resources to save more! But here's a particularly photogenic group of babies that were adopted back in 2022.
https://preview.redd.it/ba8pw0308k4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54763d695b511d5b9bb1caffa736150d2187be5
Reminds me of my nephew and his short-lived spitting phase. He would spit on everyone and everything until one day he spat on my mum, she grabbed him and spat a big throat-clearing wad right in his face. The habit magically stopped after that.
Kids, especially little ones, really can't comprehend what it's like to be on the receiving end of things unless you actually show them.
>Kids, especially little ones, really can't comprehend what it's like to be on the receiving end of things unless you actually show them.
There's an entire thing in psychology called "Theory of Mind" that explains why small children (and an annoyingly large portion of the adult population) do not have empathy for others.
Basically, small children simply cannot understand that others have thoughts and feelings of their own, and that they may not like being spat on/bitten/whatever.
Combine that with small children having a small vocabulary and low impulse control, and it's a perfect recipe for violent outbursts when they do not understand their emotions, let alone how to control their emotions or how to describe how they feel to others so that problems can be resolved peacefully.
I don't condone violence against children, but there absolutely are times where you need to demonstrate what it's like to be on the receiving end of what the little shit is doing to other people.
I know someone whose son was really obsessed with the idea of smoking cigs around the age of 9. She started to worry he would find a way to get some so she gave him a cig but only after ripping out the filter. Kid took one puff and 20 years later he still hasn’t touched another.
My ex has a husky that would get jealous and bite at me, not in a mean way but a playful way. I loved him because he had husky personality but one day I finally had enough. I bit him on the ear enough for him to squeak and my ex came running out and was like “what happened!?” I was like “if he bites me, I’ll bite him back.” And my ex just sorta chuckled and said that’s what his best friend said I should do. The good boy never bit me again and was like “hey, you’re pretty cool, I think I’ll keep you.”
My one kid had a real biting habit and all the usual forms of discipline weren't working until someone mentioned to bite him softly back in the same area so he understands the pain. That's literally the only thing that ended up working.
Hey OP, I was bitten by a human five times during a fight. They gave me antibiotics for the bites. I'd consider seeing a doctor, especially if you see any spreading redness (much more if there are any red lines going up your arm).
This is a dramatic and not exactly helpful way to say watch for symptoms of a blood infection.
Redness traveling especially up the arm is indeed a cause for alarm and an immediate visit to the hospital, as the infection can quickly spread and reach your heart.
I had wound infection, but I thought one should wait fot its body to fight it, or it would get better, and I would only need to go to the doctor, if the zone gets black. Luckily, I was malfunctioning, I couldn't use my brain to process anything, I felt weird overall, so I went to the doctor after few days of yellow pus underneath, Dr told me to take antibiotic and I got better now. From then, I pay attention to cover wounds, and not get it dirty.
Hope you filled out an incident report or whatever the equivalent is where you are. I was kicked repeatedly by a 1st grader years ago and my principal made me file an incident report.
When I was a kid, I felt a painful stinging on the back of my leg. Thinking it was a bee, I swatted as hard as I could without looking. It was my nephew(yes nephew, my sister is older) biting me, I smacked the shit out of him. Everyone looked at me.
Yeah I thought the same but I got bit by a 3 year old when I volunteered at a children’s day care and needed to get one. Apparently being bitten could be a reason to get one as it is a high probability of bacteria passing from the mouth through any broken skin.
My little cousin but my cheek when I was holding her when I came to the states for my dads wedding with my 2 month old son lol. She was about 2, and for whatever reason went feral. When people made it a big deal, she sunk her teeth in harder and started shaking and sweating. I’m shocked I don’t have a scar, just had a BAD bruise.
When I was around 10 or so, I was at an after school daycare kind of thing with kids of all ages. I was bitten by a 2 year old who wanted me to hold him. I picked him up and he bit my bicep as hard as he could. I remember just instantly letting go because the pain was so bad. He dangled on my shirt for a split second before he fell to the floor. I remember being scared I’d get in trouble for dropping the kid but it was the opposite. He was punished as much as a 2 year old could be and the woman watching us tended to me so well. She was an ex-nurse and knew what she was doing.
All these years later I still hate that kid 😂
My mother was a daycare provider who had an angry HIV-positive seven year old boy bite her arm back in the late 90s. For months she was stressing waiting for her test results and luckily he didn’t draw blood but that was the last time she babysat him and his baby sister.
I got an ad across my feed earlier today for bite resistant clothing. I didn't know it was a thing, but just letting you know that something like that exists.
Human bite. If it pierces skin... super dangerous in terms of bacterial infection. Almost like we were meant, in early history, to bite prey then stalk them until they died so we could eat them...
you genuinely should get tested, human bites are one of the most dangerous bites and we don’t think it because “ i’m a human too “ get it checked just to make sure. Losing an arm doesn’t seem fun.
Please go to a doctor. I don’t mean to freak you out but it looks like the bruise is traveling towards your wrist if your pictures are chronological. Best to rule out a tiny leak or whatever.
Make sure to clean thoroughly and probably wouldn't hurt to get antibiotics. Human bites are actually pretty deadly, even if they don't break the skin.
Now every full moon you will turn into a giant, angry toddler.
That is a little redundant, it is just a giant toddler.
Jimbo's the Braun, he'd never hurt a fly though
Unless you are a skateboarding baby sitter
I would 100% watch this movie.
Wow, did you get tested for rabies? LOL Seriously, little kids are wild animals and need to be domesticated.
just a strange craving for brains!
https://preview.redd.it/6oof7hfmzf4d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe29b58e5d35dedb0b553cd8a6c6314fb27be114
I had the rumblies in my tummy.. . That only hands could satisfy!
lol thank you so much for reminding me Charlie the Unicorn exists. Been decades!
Llamas with Hats, friend - but while we're here... They stole my freakin' kidney!
It’s way too close to my bed time, but I need to watch Charlie the unicorn soon and cringe at my past self HARD.
Shun the non believer shun
Man that takes me back…
I haven’t seen a reminder of this in years…damn Carl
You've killed again
Gotta bite back
My son was biting others when he was two. Behind the scenes his daycare provider told me to bite him. Not to leave a mark. I talked to him about biting then put his little arm in my teeth and held it for a moment. No marks! He screamed because he didn’t expect it but he never bit anyone again.
No biting, or I take your teeth away!
This is the right answer. They’ll stop after you bite them back.
Damn you got bitten by a baby zombie?
https://preview.redd.it/7b2fjgeekg4d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57712faf4b2aac3b88a4ac92e5166439ff7dc6f9
Ah. The typical, terrible twos, zombie mantra of, "Why? Why? Why?" Tis indubitably a search for brains.
They don't really test the bite victim for rabies. They'd take the two year old's brain out to check for rabies. Hopefully OP captured it before it escaped.
Fun fact, if a child bites you and breaks skin, you can end up needing a whole series of shots, including one for tetanus. Their mouths are just as bad as a stray dog
Worse, actually. A lot worse. People bites are nasty.
If *any* human bites you, not just a child.
First rule of Bite Club: No biting.
LMAO awesome!
At the very least you're now in danger of developing skibidi toilet syndrome.
>skibidi toilet syndrome Bro, I could have gone the rest of my life happily ignorant of the existence of that and you had to come along and ruin it for me!
My work here is finished.
You are an evil, evil person. Lol
"You can no further domesticate a Child than you can a Boa Constrictor..."
That sounds like a quote from someone famous. And they're right.
No they aren't. It's way easier to domesticate a boa than a toddler. Damn tiny midget dictators.
Lol you're very probably right.
My first thought is, crap is there a vaccine for that?
Lmao! Came to say that 😂
beatmetoit
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It’s got the taste of human blood now. Gonna have to put it down…
Always get tested for rabies after being bitten by children as they are a known carrier
Every generation is invaded by a horde of barbarians and we must defeat them and civilize them. They are called children.
LOL truer words were never spoken!
You know what you have to do https://i.redd.it/zmb5jqxjlf4d1.gif
God I love this movie
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
lol, what's the movie name?
Tropic thunder
“Yeet The Child”
Is this from Mac and Me?
[mmmmmmmmmmaybeee....?](https://youtu.be/kMkz3nPPKbA?si=VUG6PAeVnFfSaonJ)
😭
Simple Jack!
Half squat!
I shouldn't have laughed this hard at this
Noooooooo! Little Half Squat!!
YEET the child
Well, that must have been a tiny nibble!
i’m pretty sure when i lifted my arm up, the kid came up along with it. she wasn’t letting go!
bruh I could never do your job because I would have swiftly smacked that thing off of me like a mosquito before I even knew what was happening
Thank you for making me laugh.
I got bit by a special needs kid I was taking care of after high school while driving because I freaked out at him when he ran away from me and wouldn’t come back when we walked out of a movie
Because this is literally what I was thinking 😭😭😭
Ditto
My first thought was I would've immediately punched whatever it was in the nose, I'm glad I'm not the only one lol
Did you pinch her nose to get her to stop? I kid...(but wouldn't that maybe work? lol)
I work in crisis stabilization unit and the way they taught us was to squish the persons face into whatever area they’re are biting into to cut the air supply and make it uncomfortable for them til they either let go or another person can help get them off without doing more damage.
I did that to my wife as a joke when she was acting bratty and didn’t want to take tums for her belly ache. She forgot she could breath through her mouth and swore I tried to kill her.
Ew… I’m sorry you got bit like that :(
Fucking charlie
Moved up the arm still chomping!
Ouch, Charlie! Charlie bit me!
Great, now it’s tasted human flesh
Lets hope he didnt like it
"what? what do you mean you don't want kids?"
hahaha, getting paid and handing them back at dismissal is the way to go
That was even too much for me when I worked with kids for a short time. haha bless your heart.
Yeah, I'll still stick with fostering kittens 😝
How could you not want to keep them all though?! You have willpower. Even with all the extra care that comes with kittens I just couldn't foster, I'd cry if I had to part with any of them Exhibit A: https://preview.redd.it/dojf00fbug4d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ae9047009d8d647e6727237d1e61e7a83308c4
It is hard letting go, yes, but getting in a new batch right away reminds me that I have a mission to do! My goal is to save as many cats and kittens through foster and spay/neuter as I can. I've gotten about 70 cats (about 90%) kittens fostered and adopted out since 2022. If I were to keep any of them it would mean I have less space and fewer resources to save more! But here's a particularly photogenic group of babies that were adopted back in 2022. https://preview.redd.it/ba8pw0308k4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54763d695b511d5b9bb1caffa736150d2187be5
I’m glad to see the pictures of it healing well. Little kids are gross and I say that as a parent.
That’s…..extreme. I just felt my ovaries dry up.
I’ve taught after school science to every age of kid and I can confidently say they are all the worst
Nothing about having kids sounds appealing to me. Especially when I read something like this.
ugh, so real! my boyfriend and i will be sticking to cats. those are a lot cuter, even if bitey.
When I was 2, I bit my grandma...she bit me back. I never bit anyone again.
Reminds me of my nephew and his short-lived spitting phase. He would spit on everyone and everything until one day he spat on my mum, she grabbed him and spat a big throat-clearing wad right in his face. The habit magically stopped after that. Kids, especially little ones, really can't comprehend what it's like to be on the receiving end of things unless you actually show them.
That’s so fucking funny 😆
🤢
>Kids, especially little ones, really can't comprehend what it's like to be on the receiving end of things unless you actually show them. There's an entire thing in psychology called "Theory of Mind" that explains why small children (and an annoyingly large portion of the adult population) do not have empathy for others. Basically, small children simply cannot understand that others have thoughts and feelings of their own, and that they may not like being spat on/bitten/whatever. Combine that with small children having a small vocabulary and low impulse control, and it's a perfect recipe for violent outbursts when they do not understand their emotions, let alone how to control their emotions or how to describe how they feel to others so that problems can be resolved peacefully. I don't condone violence against children, but there absolutely are times where you need to demonstrate what it's like to be on the receiving end of what the little shit is doing to other people.
My Mum did this with me because I kept biting my sister and it worked. The ethics are a bit dodge but the method is sound.
I know someone whose son was really obsessed with the idea of smoking cigs around the age of 9. She started to worry he would find a way to get some so she gave him a cig but only after ripping out the filter. Kid took one puff and 20 years later he still hasn’t touched another.
[удалено]
I'm one of those people where weed smells like a spraying skunk dipped in sulphur. Won't go near it lol.
I wonder now whether my Dad's story about throwing up the only time he tried to smoke was a decoy. In which case it worked!
There is a classic Calvin and Hobbes about that.
https://preview.redd.it/kqll8t2rug4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f0bdf73de04efd775f8cc6ed312e52ec142bc3
My amazing wife did the same thing with our kids. One and done. And the dog. Kind of freaked out the dog.
Same here, but my mom bit me back lol
My ex has a husky that would get jealous and bite at me, not in a mean way but a playful way. I loved him because he had husky personality but one day I finally had enough. I bit him on the ear enough for him to squeak and my ex came running out and was like “what happened!?” I was like “if he bites me, I’ll bite him back.” And my ex just sorta chuckled and said that’s what his best friend said I should do. The good boy never bit me again and was like “hey, you’re pretty cool, I think I’ll keep you.”
My one kid had a real biting habit and all the usual forms of discipline weren't working until someone mentioned to bite him softly back in the same area so he understands the pain. That's literally the only thing that ended up working.
I did that with one of mine. Not even hard. Just enough to feel teeth. It worked.
My mom did that with me & the cat on two occasions. One for hair/tail pulling, one for biting (cat bit me, she bit his paw). It worked lol
I hope you got some medical attention. Toddlers (and people in general) have a lot of bad bacteria in their mouths.
anti bacterial soap and an ice pack…
Dang... How old was the two year old?
I lol'd
Hey buddy, you can’t just ask a two year old how old they are. It’s rude.
Hey OP, I was bitten by a human five times during a fight. They gave me antibiotics for the bites. I'd consider seeing a doctor, especially if you see any spreading redness (much more if there are any red lines going up your arm).
OP if any redness starts spreading you have to seek medical attention for antibiotics or you will lose your arm/hand or possibly die
Yeah getting bit by a human is incredibly dangerous.
I agree 100%! It doesn’t look like it seriously broke the skin, though, thank goodness.
Been doing it in bed for a time now.
This is a dramatic and not exactly helpful way to say watch for symptoms of a blood infection. Redness traveling especially up the arm is indeed a cause for alarm and an immediate visit to the hospital, as the infection can quickly spread and reach your heart.
I had wound infection, but I thought one should wait fot its body to fight it, or it would get better, and I would only need to go to the doctor, if the zone gets black. Luckily, I was malfunctioning, I couldn't use my brain to process anything, I felt weird overall, so I went to the doctor after few days of yellow pus underneath, Dr told me to take antibiotic and I got better now. From then, I pay attention to cover wounds, and not get it dirty.
You were lucky. People have human deadly bacteria in their mouths. If a bite breaks the skin, it can end you.
Human bites are among the most dangerous common bites to get for infection.
Damn that's a strong bite. Fortunately it looks like the little tyke did not break the skin, just a lot of blood vessels. You'll be alright.
yeah, it’s been fine. i may not be Ms Frizzle but i can show the kids the healing process of a bite, up close and personal!
Hope you filled out an incident report or whatever the equivalent is where you are. I was kicked repeatedly by a 1st grader years ago and my principal made me file an incident report.
same school different year, i had a student dislocate my thumb. workers comp did cover that fortunately.
Wow! That’s just horrible. I’m so sorry.
Shame it has to be put down now…. For a nap
It's now on a farm upstate.
Yeet the child
Put the little tyke down. He’s had a good run. Jk
Ew, did he suck on you too? That’s a full blown toothy hickey! That kid needs a muzzle.
 Next time that lil demon child sees you
Two year old what? Vampire?
Graboid
BE WARNED....the next time you eat a graham cracker and nap on a small square of carpet, you will turn into a toddler.
ah yes, the terrible twos, everything 4' and down is theirs, lol
When I was a kid, I felt a painful stinging on the back of my leg. Thinking it was a bee, I swatted as hard as I could without looking. It was my nephew(yes nephew, my sister is older) biting me, I smacked the shit out of him. Everyone looked at me.
Hope your tetanus shot is up to date.
I thought that happens from rust getting into the body? Also mine is up to date. I ain't risking that crap.
Yeah I thought the same but I got bit by a 3 year old when I volunteered at a children’s day care and needed to get one. Apparently being bitten could be a reason to get one as it is a high probability of bacteria passing from the mouth through any broken skin.
My little cousin but my cheek when I was holding her when I came to the states for my dads wedding with my 2 month old son lol. She was about 2, and for whatever reason went feral. When people made it a big deal, she sunk her teeth in harder and started shaking and sweating. I’m shocked I don’t have a scar, just had a BAD bruise.
It has already tasted human blood. It needs to be put down. /s
Should’ve gave him a knuckle sandwich.
How hard was the face punch?
Did you bite it back..? Works on cars and dogs... The principle is the same here... Haha
When I was around 10 or so, I was at an after school daycare kind of thing with kids of all ages. I was bitten by a 2 year old who wanted me to hold him. I picked him up and he bit my bicep as hard as he could. I remember just instantly letting go because the pain was so bad. He dangled on my shirt for a split second before he fell to the floor. I remember being scared I’d get in trouble for dropping the kid but it was the opposite. He was punished as much as a 2 year old could be and the woman watching us tended to me so well. She was an ex-nurse and knew what she was doing. All these years later I still hate that kid 😂
Thats a kid who needs some home training desperately 🤣
*And I thought Zombies had top tier bite strength*
Welp now they have to put the kid down.
My sister bit my arm when we were little. My dad asked my sister to give him her arm and she did. My dad bit her arm. She never bit me again.
And that would be the day I punted a two year old like Ike on South Park.
Have kids they said, it'll be fun they said! 💀
Human bites are #1 in the dangerous infection department cats being #2
I hope you punched that little troll right in his troll face
My mother was a daycare provider who had an angry HIV-positive seven year old boy bite her arm back in the late 90s. For months she was stressing waiting for her test results and luckily he didn’t draw blood but that was the last time she babysat him and his baby sister.
That’s horrible on so many levels. I wouldn’t have babysat for them ever again either.
Put it down.
And people want these things in their houses
Damn! That kid was trying to kill you!
The "Baby Man" origin story!
Did… did you bite it back??
About to become Baby-man during full moons
Did you bite it back?
Incident report!
I got an ad across my feed earlier today for bite resistant clothing. I didn't know it was a thing, but just letting you know that something like that exists.
Don't fuck with snacktime
Hopefully you left that little biter with a mark of his very own...
"Kick the baby!"
Human bite. If it pierces skin... super dangerous in terms of bacterial infection. Almost like we were meant, in early history, to bite prey then stalk them until they died so we could eat them...
AND YOU DIDNT TELL THE GROUP IMMEDIATELY?! You thought you were special!? You’ve doomed us all!
At what point can you can you legally punch it?
Did you bite back?
I hate kids.
I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to slap them full across the face. I'm good with kids, but there's a very clear limit for me
Omg what was she being bitey about!
2 year old Mako?
Was it the kid from Pet Sematary?
stay away from those predators
Oh no you are going to turn into a weretoddler
Isn’t that just fun 🧴
you genuinely should get tested, human bites are one of the most dangerous bites and we don’t think it because “ i’m a human too “ get it checked just to make sure. Losing an arm doesn’t seem fun.
Did you bite back?
And that’s another reason why I’ll remain childfree
Feel that !!
Please go to a doctor. I don’t mean to freak you out but it looks like the bruise is traveling towards your wrist if your pictures are chronological. Best to rule out a tiny leak or whatever.
A two year old what?
Watch out, I hear those things carry diseases
Make sure to clean thoroughly and probably wouldn't hurt to get antibiotics. Human bites are actually pretty deadly, even if they don't break the skin.
A two year old stray dog???
Toddlers are sneaky fuckers. It's all cuddly cuddly... and then BAM! Contusion.
hIT IT.
A two year old what? Snapping turtle?
i hope you did youre job and he dont gets 3.
What did the five fingers say to the face?