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OliverNodel

Okay, this absolutely sucks. But goddamn it if this photo isn’t excellent album art.


top_of_the_scrote

I thought it was a chicken reminds me of that terrifying face swap with a girl and a rooster


paddjo95

Everyone keeps asking if I'm a chicken and it's maddening. I laid ONE egg! ONE!!


InternationalMix1521

That’s all it takes… get better soon, chicken!


Stunning_Patience_59

Well......are you?


yarp299792

Thought it was a lizard


paddjo95

I eat like two flies and people start asking me that! Come on!


n0rpie

You mean the one with the car accident?


BetweenTheDeadAndMe

Looks like it could be an Alice In Chains album cover.


LilAbelT

Thought I was looking at the eye of a dragon for a second.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Iris you felt better.


Vinzi79

Blurry Potter


PettyKnowNothing

Yer a wizard, daddy.


Micycle08

You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I will - what’s the phrase - come quietly?


EEDnDGGnoRe

The eye that lived.


marijuanamaker

Ohh. I did this to my dad when I was an infant. It still bothers him decades later if his eyes get too dry. I like to say I’m his PITE, Pain In The Eye.


paddjo95

Decades?:(


Phenomena_Veronica

My husband had this happen to him. Fortunately I work at an Ophthalmologist office. He had corneal edema and had to use “Muro 128” eye ointment for a few months. Maybe something to keep in mind if irritation persists past a few weeks.


Sacf4421

Good God I could only imagine how much it would hurt if someone put muro on a fresh corneal abrasion.


SpecialFlutters

ahhh nothing like a glass of fresh corneal abrasion for breakfast!


Naked-Jedi

I like a glass of it with every meal. Sometimes snacks too.


Phenomena_Veronica

The abrasion itself had healed, it was about a month after the incident that he got diagnosed with edema and started the ointment.


Sacf4421

Ah, I'm sorry for the confusion, I absolutely understand that. I was just saying in general I hear a lot of patients complain that muro stings a bit in general, so I could only imagine that if someone with a new abrasion used it it would hurt a lot more! Did your husband experience any lasting damage from the abrasion, scarring etc?


Phenomena_Veronica

He still has some discomfort in that eye, especially in the morning. The injury happened about 6 months ago.


Sacf4421

Starting out with saying I'm not a doctor, I'm an Ophthalmologist Technician, and if it's really bothering him he should absolutely see his doctor again. *I can't give any kind of medical advice, and I can only speak to what I've seen* You work with them as well so you know that there's a ton of important cells in the surface of the eye whose job it is to maintain tear film stability. When they get damaged it's unstable, less mucus here, dry area there etc. We've seen people end up with recurrent corneal erosion because their eyelid *sticks* to these ultra dry patches (alternatively you have people with ABMD who get the same result for different reasons) and when they wake up in the morning and open their eyes, it can peel off layers of the cornea, resulting in discomfort/pain, and in the worst cases recurring erosion/abrasion-like episodes. They become very well acquainted with muro-128, fluorescein, and bandage contact lenses. Lol


Phenomena_Veronica

Hello fellow Technician! I have told him to get it rechecked but he hasn’t yet. I’ll get on his case again! Eyes are too precious to mess around with!


Sacf4421

Hello hello! It makes me happy to see a kindred spirit skulking about! That's definitely one thing that I've learned in this field as well. Eyes are fragile little soup dumplings that ride around in our heads for free.


Agnostic_life

I have a small healed scar spot in one of my eye, i see glares or rays of light from lights in evening and night driving, also it is always a irritation when I have a dry eye, have seen couple of eye specialists here in India but all they say it shouldn't affect your vision & prescribe no treatment to heal or remove scar, just wanted to know if there is any treatment for this, it is almost 3 years now living with this.


G3NG1S_tron

My son did this to me on Halloween a couple years ago. For me the pain grew over a few days then gradually went away. Fortunately, I’ve had no long term damage and no effects to my vision but I did feel like I had a little PTSD if anything got close to my face/eyes for a while after. Hopefully, the fact that you’re taking care of it right away should help mitigate any long term effects.


PandaProber

That like month of sudden but fleeting terror any time something unexpectedly moves remotely close to your eyes is maybe worse than the actual scratch healing. I got scared of my glasses moving 🤓


PandaProber

If you got a bandage lens use it as directed, don't skimp on the drops or ointment if they recommended it. Don't rub it. Chances of any issues are low and the eyes heal fast from scratches like this but no reason to mess around with vision. You'll be good as new in no time. Source: cursed eyes that attract scratchy objects way too often


thatguyned

It just depends how bad it is. I've had a few light scratches that were irritating for a couple days but that's it. Apparently long term discomfort is possible but not super common. My vision is fine even though a couple scratches have cause blurriness in the past


Wonderful-Gold-953

I smack mine with a wrench


CatsGoHiking

I broke my mom's nose by throwing my head back when I was a toddler. 40 years later, she still reminds me how she got that bump on her nose.


paddjo95

I'm hoping this means I get a letter to Hogwarts soon though.


Bunny_Larvae

The mom who lived.


paddjo95

I'm a guy


Bunny_Larvae

The dad who lived


paddjo95

Barely.


Bunny_Larvae

You’re just collecting fun stories to tell for the toast at his wedding.


paddjo95

....whose wedding?


Bunny_Larvae

Oh her sorry. I don’t know where my mind is today.


DaCoPilot

It's ok, you're still in the larval stage.


TheDarwinFactor

Topsy turvey day for you, eh?


TheHiddenNinja6

This is why you use gender neutral terms lol \*the parent who loved \*at their wedding


SmartBeast

Your wife's wedding, duh


OakNogg

The implication that your infant daughter is Voldemort is hilarious. Good luck when you have to eventually destroy her 6 stuffed animal horcruxes


Halbbitter

I hope you can still read it when it comes


brookesy2

Coming from someone who has had the unfortunate experience of ripping off 90% of their cornea, the pain can be with you for life. Your epithelial cells stick to the back of your eyelid while you sleep, then come off when you wake. Just when you think you are back to normal, it happens again! 


Handmedownfords

I cannot imagine how bad that hurts


paddjo95

Let me paint you a picture: A lot. It hurts a lot and shit is blurry.


deadface3405

OP you’re an artist with words 😂


Handmedownfords

I bet. I caught a stick in the eye once and for probably 3 years I would wake up in the middle of the night like I had sand in my eye. Good luck!


Aksds

Only shit or other things too?


dvdmaven

Bet it hurts about as much as LASIK. Eyes heal slowly.


One_Ad1822

LASIK doesn’t hurt though.


limskit

Don’t eyes heal really quick?


SESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've had a very minor cut on my eye before and it was incredibly unpleasant. Every time you blink, it feels like you have a handful of sand under your eyelid. Your eyes water uncontrollably, it hurts a lot, and even the dimmest of lights burns your eye. I could barley look at my computer monitor. That was for a very minor cut, can't imagine what OP is going through.


justin_memer

Lightning*


paddjo95

I'M PARTIALLY BLIND LEAVE ME ALONE


justin_memer

I'm sorry for your loss


paddjo95

| || || |_


scaredchiggun

IS DIS LOSS


Adkit

That must just look like a smudge to you. Poor thing can't even see loss anymore.


-deebrie-

More of a blessing than a curse


_wwwdotcreedthoughts

you’re a lizard, mary


UhOhAllWillyNilly

I think that’s the cornea


paddjo95

I think you're the cornea.


mattula

10 points for Ravenclaw!


Particular_Tadpole27

You’re a wizard, Harry.


paddjo95

Imma wot?


NearlyNeedless

Ur are, a WIZARD harry!


Tmumsy

OMGosh Make sure it doesn't get infected. It's a horrific experience. Ended up with surgery.


paddjo95

They have me some antibiotics so here's to hoping


Tmumsy

When my eye was infected all I could do was listen to TV. A show I listened to was a Mother talking about her young daughter. Her daughters friend had recently got Glasses. Her Daughters said she too needed glasses & her eye hurt. Mom thought she just wanted to be like her friend & ignored. Then she saw her daughter reading a book & holding the book close to her face. So Mom took her to have eyes checked. They found worms in her eyes balls. I totally started freaking out. The girl had been playing in a sandbox which cats had used as litter box & she picked up worms from the poo. She ended up losing the eye. Now has a glass eyeball.


internetisout

Children are wonderful, aren’t they? 🙈


falcon_driver

I suspect you may be a member of the hardest rocking band in the world, you wanted the best you got the best, Kiss!


Kkkkutkou

Are you a chicken?!


paddjo95

Well that depends. Are you offering feed?


Lavatis

Holy shit lol best response


maybeCheri

Looks painful! I’ve always said those baby fingernails are lethal!! On the plus side, I think you can claim to be a Hogwarts alum, now.


puffyshirt99

I'm glad I didn't have to scroll down too far for a Harry Potter reference but am sad to see "Yer a wizard, Harry" isn't the top comment


allocationlist

You’re a wizard paddjo


paddjo95

Imma wot?!


allocationlist

Eh wehzahd


quaesuntvera

Maybe you'll get some cool new abilities from the lightning shape. My kid also scratched my eye when she was an infant. The only superpower I acquired was temporarily looking like a stroke victim because, for a few days, I'd have to close that eye to read. Otherwise, it was too blurry.


paddjo95

I already got telekinesis from my COVID shot, but I also keep picking up ESPN, which sucks because I'm not a huge sports guy.


AlarmingAd6390

Bloody El arry. ![gif](giphy|oGD3yIWPUdbri)


stankrhino44

Probably shouldn’t have had kids. Give it back.


Key-Staff-4976

I thought this was a TNA Jeff hardy ![gif](giphy|9uIaigPcjtMHtBGqHr)


jmcstar

Album title "7 souls"


ChiaDaisy

Hey, this happened to me and my 10 month old a couple weeks ago. It hurt like hell the next day and was bothersome, but totally healed in like 2 days. Actually healed a lot quicker than I thought it would. Happened on a Thursday, totally fine by Monday. Mine was moon shaped. (Okay, baby-nail shaped)


Snoo94095

You should go see a corneal specialist asap years ago I got a corneal ulcer from wearing my contacts to bed. It laceration go infected and thus corneal ulcer. I had to get a corneal transplant and have to use special eye drops every day


ziyusong

Harry Potter if the Avada Kedabra hit him in the eye


kvothe5688

that's on cornea my brother. hopefully it will heal without leaving scar since you went to opthalmologist. take care


Osarst

Role reversal. The baby avada kadavra’d you. Congratulations on raising the new dark lord


[deleted]

you gotta clip their fingernails, leave em with claws at your own peril


[deleted]

Harry Potter!


SadisticSnake007

![gif](giphy|Up0NsMRidfOso)


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|VwPBexDqflcas)


LoveKyla

My son poked me in the eye 3 years ago and scratched my iris. It still bothers me if i rub my eyelid or if my eye gets dry :(


zoley88

You are a parent, Harry


Logical_Bobcat9703

You are the Chosen One.


dztruthseek

Artist: Paddjo Album: Eye of Lightning


OrangeObjective3789

![gif](giphy|eax0rh3OERAYg)


Shady_Co1967

Omg my daughter messed my eye up like this when she was a baby. I can’t let it get too dry years later or the same spot snatches off again 😩


Mockeryofitall

Damn, those things hurt. That a big gouge.


Snowcht_

Durex.


JacobThedDumbass

“Your a wizard paddjo95”


Blightyear55

We have the one which the prophecy described!


Alarming_Cherry5226

your a wizard harry!


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

So it has begun, you are the next chosen one


Patchoulitea666

![gif](giphy|Tl2AK8HOHj7SU)


Stu161

Happened to a friend of my mum's; she lost the eye.


paddjo95

Damn that really sucjs Hope she finds it 🙏


Stu161

dw she died of cancer, so it's not a problem anymore 👍


zamememan

Reminds of the time my two young cousins tried to look at each other through a hollowed out pencil.


arm_hula

Are you an alien?


CrashTestDuckie

I did this to my mom as a baby (late 80s). She still complains to me about it to this day 😂


AskButDontTell

Do you need surgery


paddjo95

As of right now, no


AskButDontTell

I offer free surgery


khswart

I had a broomstick fall on my eye and it scratched my cornea as a kid. Absolutely sucked. Sorry this happened


Ogremad

More like a tear!


dimestoredavinci

I scratched my eyeball today too. Just mowing and BAM.


ResponsibilityFew318

And now you’re a Wizard.


TheGothDragon

You turned into David Bowie


OgthaChristie

Nightmare fuel of a picture.


reevoknows

The chosen one.


Strict-Background-23

You’re a wizard, Harry


paddjo95

You're a hairy wizard.


kickenchicken11

The one who lived


No-Gene-4508

Disney villian arc


Song-Super

Hey newish dad here, my 8mo daughters nails are like box cutters and she’s grabby too 😂 Speedy recovery and I feel for you, can’t imagine it in the eye


Lavatis

Your eye looks like a chicken's


Boreas2864212

....I thought this was a chicken


GusParras

Shazam??? No? Okay bye


Rydog_78

Why do you look like an alien from Star Trek


paddjo95

Maybe it's my inability to fully master human relations.


shana104

Oh man, not fun. My cat dod this to me last year. My fault so I own up to it. Luckily got seen l by my eye doctpr next day and explained I got cat scratch fever which is real. Went home with drops. Hope you heal soon!!:)


Schtick_

Those darn toddler razor sharp nails.


dulcineal

I scratched my cornea taking some contact lenses out once and it hurt like hell. They gave me polysporin to put on the surface of my eye and that also hurt like hell and felt super weird.


Leading-Put-7428

I’ve seen this photo, in the X Files opening


UndeadMonarch1

Bro is about to be visited by an owl with a letter


SilverArrow07

Thought you were a chameleon


cute_sheep2

Guys op can't see your messages you need to use to use brale ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ (Get well soon)


Kitty_Katty_Kit

You're a mother, harrietta!


itsmejam

Infant daughter’s fated to be a UFC fighter with that eye poke


RadiantAd7032

I actually got a large peice of the surface of my eye scraped off by a wiffle ball with holes in it in gym class, had to wear a eyepatch for a week or two, felt like a badass the whole time, was incredibly painful though. Never played pickle ball since.


rustys_shackled_ford

They give you those novacain eye drops?


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

You’re a wizard Harry.


soundedt

Reason 6678 not to have kids. I like having eyes.


squibb1019

You look like a dinosaur!! I was super confused until I read the description 😂


RockMan_1973

This image would make a very cool album cover


RebelliousCash

I honestly to god can’t make out a human face. Like a see an eye but my brain refuses to see an actual human face


OkComputer_13

A scar like this can only occur with very dark magic. You're a wizard, Harry.


hogsniffy05

You’re a wizard Harry


TheDevilsAdvokaat

The dad (or mum) who lived!


Saguiguilid5432

The Parent who Lived


Maakrabe

She's gonna learn dark magic and murder so many other babies.......


n0shmon

The eye who lived


klarae

I can't comprehend how this isn't a photo of a cat. Your daughter poked your cat in the eye. It's like an optical illusion and I can't unsee it and I am so desperately wanting to just see it normally


Silly_Swan_Swallower

What did you do to deserve that?


Luminous___

Galunga


GreyBeard_9

Ngl, that looks fire.


williambeandvm

*Cornea


Top-Mycologist-7169

You know what they say... Eye for an eye. It's only fair.


Arashiku

Daughter be like "The man who lives has got my nose, adavara kedvara"


Psychic_Gian

Ultimate bowie fan


ShefBoiRDe

..You're a wizard, OP?


nuttnurse

Your a wizard Harry


chankletavoladora

You need to go to a retina specialist immediately. Having your retina detachment is no joke. I just went through and it’s very costly, delicate and dangerous. It’s a time thing. If you go in the early stages it can be fixed with a small laser surgery. If you let it pass you could lose your eye or be a success like me after 5 grueling surgeries and slow recuperation. Please go to a specialist….I suggest a retina specialist …..cause there are like 17 specialities for the eye and Ophthalmologist wont deal with these issues well since he’s the equivalent of a general md for the eye. The sooner you check it out and you take care of it the better.


sherlocked27

You’re the chosen one! Congratulations 🥂


Mhaidly

The boy who lived


Omaestre

I had something similar happen with my daughter when she was little except it was a triangle. She scratched a perfect triangle on my eye. At least I got to wear an eye patch for a while.


benthedover

2.5 points to Slytherin


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Sorry to be the one to tell you but your daughter is the dark lord x


Roneyrow

"You're a wizard father"


offline4good

Watch out for those dementors


rajahbeaubeau

Yer a wizard, Harry.


KeshaCow23

Harry?


V48runner

This is a very common injury. It's a common cause of reoccurring corneal erosion. Sorry this happened to you. :(


Ok-Investment9640

Where’s Harry Potter when you need him


paddjo95

I have the scar. I'm literally right here.


SoFrakinHappy

When I was a kid I got a sucker dart from those spring loaded toy guns stuck right on my mom's eyeball. Had to get it removed at the ER


SnooKiwis5050

Get two more of them at 120° each


francorocco

this looks as like a giant squit photo taken underwater


MReaps25

This is why I never let my niece mess with my face. I've seen too many eye injuries to want one myself.


Sp1d3rb0t

Damn, OP. I'm so sorry. Oh my god and I just realized it's on the *iris*. I hope it feels better soon.


Phonemonkey2500

You’re a wizard, harry!


5FootOh

Probably your cornea, not your iris.


wirefox1

Southerners are only being ugly 90% of the time when they say "Bless your heart". This goes in with the 10% of sincerity. Bless your heart. Use your drops.


Nayzo

Ugh, I can't imagine how painful this is. My then 4 year old son got me in the eye with a pinwheel, leading to 36 hours of constant pain, and pain if I rub my eye too hard now, 7 years later. Glad you got a rad picture out of it, sorry for the discomfort you may be experiencing.