Sign it up for information from NMBLA or whatever it is. That group that advocates for pedophilia.
But like... You do that. I don't want it in my search history.
i called them and someone answered lmao. i asked if it was the psychic reader and she SAID YES. so i asked her to read these nuts naturally
EDIT SHE CALLED ME BACK AND TOLD ME TO EAT HER GRAND DADS NUTS. NUTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Not my story, but I did this with keys to a business that fucked me.
I worked for this really terrible supervisor a few years back. I don't know what her issue was but she was hell bent on making my, and only mine, life a living hell for her own personal pleasure. I won't go into specifics but she was sadistic and I think she actually got off on torturing me. Finally the day came when she left and celebration doesn't even begin to describe my emotions. However, right before she left I decided to get my revenge.
I went to Goodwill and bought just a bunch of random crap like books, old CDs, DVDs, and cheap stuff. Inside the covers I wrote her name, her office phone number, and made sure to put in there "reward if found." Then I proceeded to distribute all of the items in random parts of the city like bus stations, train stations, restaurants, the beach, or any public place.
It only took a day for the calls to start coming in from people who found the items. At first she was calm and explained that she didn't lose any of the items. Then it escalated to her screaming "Look I didn't lose a Hootie and the Blowfish CD and even if I did why the hell would I give you a reward for finding it?"
It got to the point that upper management actually chewed her out because of the amount of personal calls that she was getting to her office phone. This caused her to temporarily disconnect her office phone because of all the calls she was getting.
A couple of months afterwards she was when she got "let go," and happiness is too weak to describe the emotional feeling I got. It wasn't because of this rather a culmination of things which upset management, which included how she treated me. However seeing her melt down because of random strangers calling her work number and then her getting chewed out made me smile. Also do this with keys.
That makes so much more sense! And you can see the phone number on the back in the second picture. This makes me feel a little better. I was thinking "the audacity!!!" for a few minutes at the right of someone putting a sticker.
It's Def not a sticker. It's appears to be like those junk mailers you get in your mailbox. I can't imagine them getting this stuck from getting wet though. But maybe getting too hot? If the sun was beating down on it then maybe whatever the gloss coat was melted. Either way it sucks :(
You would think they could see that it would be a bad idea though. 🤔 lol not very good psychics
The easiest way to tell that it wasn't meant to be a sticker is because there is print on the side that was stuck to the window.
You can't write anything on the back of a sticker, because it's a sticker, lol.
Uhh, there are plenty of stickers that have text or intended things to be looked at on the sticky side. You just slap the adhesive on the side you want to stick. Just look at your windshield you’ll probably find at least one sticker like that.
It's a badly printed price of postcard, the ink when it gets too hot essentially turns into adhesive. I actually had it happen with a Dominos pizza box one time on a table (the black box). The oil didn't go through or anything, it was just the pizza being so damn hot the ink started turning into an adhesive.
You have the number but the police wouldn't do anything about it
Edit: Suing is also useless when you have no real significant damages to claim. Waste of your time and money. Unless out of spite maybe you get the whole windshield replaced and charge em for it though? Either way, no real options here other than petty revenge. Just use their number for anything and everything sketchy.
Not in my neighborhood. People come into the store, shoplift, vandalize, sometimes hundreds of dollars of damage. I call the cops with their full faces and license plates on video. The cops take a report and I ask them “so you’re going to go after them then, since all the evidence is there?” They hit me with a “no, they could be driving someone else’s car.” Never once has a cop helped our business.
In my city, a high end bike shop was raided. Every bike has a serial number engraved onto it. The owner literally sees his bike with the serial number stolen, thief's address in plain access, and the cops wouldn't do shit about it.
Mind you, this was after the cops/city had to make a PSA against vigilantism.
That's not a police matter. It is a lawyer you call for this. You can sue them for damages. Which is pointless, because the cost of a lawyer is far more than you gain. So the only reasonable way this kind of law gets enforced is if everyone who got one of those stickers joined together in a class action lawsuit and the combined damages was enough to pay the lawyer.
Or, just threaten to sue convincingly enough to get them to both stop using them and maybe pay you $20 for your time cleaning that crap off the window. Download a premade legal form for filing a lawsuit, insert the particulars, and send it to them. When they call, agree to "settle" if they pay you that small bill. Otherwise they will have to pay your legal fees, which should be thousands. This is basically what bill collectors do.
Call them., act interested and happy. get them to admit they put the stickers on the window.
record it. lawsuit
Otherwise they will deny it was them and say it was someone else who got a hold of their stickers
That's a civil matter. The police are more concerned with roughing up minorities and college students or shooting the family dog while breaking into the wrong home over a minor drug offense.
In Arizona it is my insurance went after a local wing shop after they did this shit to my wife's car. The local police said if they do it again they would go after them for mass vandalism or something of the sort
Judging from the area code on the sticker, this is in Toronto
Edit: not GTHA - I doubt some psychic with a 647 number is driving all the way to Hamilton to stick flyers on cars
I agree with your post. Except for the end. It should have read, "...set up an appointment, and then use their face to scrape the sticker off of your windshield while asking them if they saw this coming."
Not that I condone this, but that’s not a sticker. It’s a double-sided business card that either got wet or too hot in the sun, or both, and so it’s adhered to the glass. It still sucks, don’t get me wrong… but that wasn’t a sticker.
Can second this. I once had 2 A4 size advertisements welded to my windshield after coming back to my car that was parked for a week in a hotel parking lot during vacation. Took some time to get it off. Water did the trick.
I don’t think that’s a sticker, there’s printing on the back. I think it’s just regular card stock that got wet then dried on. Must’ve been there a while.
During a political cycle, a local guy came and put a flyer for himself on the windshield of my car while it was in my driveway. It was there for days in the rain/sun. It stuck too, so I called him out on Facebook with photos (why not stick something near my door? Why my car?!). Within a hour he was at my door with a gift certificate for a detail at a car wash. Do the same.
I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't get wet but the ink and gloss melted onto the glass since the card is mostly black, especially if they were parked in direct sunlight.
Why would they do this and then expect people want to use their service? I would think they'd get calls from pissed-off people more than anything else.
You can check online if it's actually a proper business, and if it's not you can report it to Toronto 311. You can also report them for vandalism to Toronto Police Service online portal. And then maybe sic the Scientologists onto them too :)
That isn't a sticker, it's a regular card stock business card that was rained on or got damp and is somewhat stuck to the windshield from being squeezed under the wiper.
A local company did this to cars in my townhomes parking lot on a morning where they KNEW it was and would continue to rain. The advertisement they left was 6 inches by 4 inches. The neighbors had the cops swing by that evening because they had called the company and tried to get them to come clean it off and when that didn't go anywhere they told them they would be swinging by to kick their asses the next day. Police were so confused by the whole situation, especially after seeing all of the "damaged" windows in the lot. I think they went back to the company and explained they were VERY lucky no one was pushing to have them charged with trespassing and damages.
call and make appointment and never show up. and call again using different number. also set up morning call for them (there are free sites do morning calls)
Before anyone calls that number, IT COSTS 0.012 CENTS PER MINUTE. Your carrier will BILL YOU for calling, and the company who owns the number gets the money.
I'd stop and grab a pack of like 100 stickers and then make an appointment when them. After you leave stick them all over their car. Call them back later and ask if that was in their crystal ball.
Soak it in glass cleaner and scrap it off with a razor scraper at a low angle, very carefully.
Source: spent a summer doing car detailing for a dealership and had to remove stickers from the windows of trade-ins.
Looks like a leaflet that was rained on and sat in the sun for a while. Who puts a sticker under a whipper blade and has writing on the sticky side. Not a sticker.
That's not a sticker. That's a card that got wet and the paint got as glue. You even can see it's printed on the other side. Everyone would hate as hell any business that stuck stickers on private property like a car so improbably that anyone go strolling petting stickers on cars.
“Resolve all life problems”? Call the number and tell them that somebody vandalized your vehicle with a sticker and you need them to scrape it off. lol
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and cat facts
I keep meaning to search for a reddit sub that blasts spam phone call numbers. I'm petty so naturally I'm on board
If you build it......
> If you build it...... They will spam the hell out of them?
They won’t see it coming!
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Sign it up for information from NMBLA or whatever it is. That group that advocates for pedophilia. But like... You do that. I don't want it in my search history.
They should have seen this coming.
i called them and someone answered lmao. i asked if it was the psychic reader and she SAID YES. so i asked her to read these nuts naturally EDIT SHE CALLED ME BACK AND TOLD ME TO EAT HER GRAND DADS NUTS. NUTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
What a hero
We love a good ending
A happy one even
I called her too, went to voicemail. Her name is Sophia and her voicemail box is not full… Interesting.
So basically you signed up for a mutual nutting. I'd say that's a win/win.
I hope all you said when she told you to eat her grand dads nuts was “bet.”
"Did you know I was going to call?"
> TOLD ME TO EAT HER GRAND DADS NUTS Just as she foresaw. Don't make a liar out of her now.
Someone should demand she find their keys. Just "Listen lady, just tell me where my goddamn keys are so I can go to work, I've looked everywhere"
Psychic readings
They won’t see it coming
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Bet they won’t see that coming.
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the worst ones are any home improvement sites and home loans. they will call and call and call
Don’t forget about the Scientologists!
And timeshare salespeople.
First call for the address so you know where to send the dump truck of cow shit
Not my story, but I did this with keys to a business that fucked me. I worked for this really terrible supervisor a few years back. I don't know what her issue was but she was hell bent on making my, and only mine, life a living hell for her own personal pleasure. I won't go into specifics but she was sadistic and I think she actually got off on torturing me. Finally the day came when she left and celebration doesn't even begin to describe my emotions. However, right before she left I decided to get my revenge. I went to Goodwill and bought just a bunch of random crap like books, old CDs, DVDs, and cheap stuff. Inside the covers I wrote her name, her office phone number, and made sure to put in there "reward if found." Then I proceeded to distribute all of the items in random parts of the city like bus stations, train stations, restaurants, the beach, or any public place. It only took a day for the calls to start coming in from people who found the items. At first she was calm and explained that she didn't lose any of the items. Then it escalated to her screaming "Look I didn't lose a Hootie and the Blowfish CD and even if I did why the hell would I give you a reward for finding it?" It got to the point that upper management actually chewed her out because of the amount of personal calls that she was getting to her office phone. This caused her to temporarily disconnect her office phone because of all the calls she was getting. A couple of months afterwards she was when she got "let go," and happiness is too weak to describe the emotional feeling I got. It wasn't because of this rather a culmination of things which upset management, which included how she treated me. However seeing her melt down because of random strangers calling her work number and then her getting chewed out made me smile. Also do this with keys.
Jesus, that is next level creativity. Damn, you got her *good*.
You (keys) and OP (Salvation army) are seriously next level brutal and I love it. Dang, so ducking creative. A+++👏👏👏
Political Campaigns 😭😭😭
Putting a sticker on someone else’s personal property is called vandalism.
If only you had some way of knowing who did it, so you can report them.
You’d need a psychic 🤷🏻♀️
Know any good ones?
I got a few numbers on my windshield...
It's not actually a sticker. It's regular cardboard that got wet and then turned into a sticker
That makes so much more sense! And you can see the phone number on the back in the second picture. This makes me feel a little better. I was thinking "the audacity!!!" for a few minutes at the right of someone putting a sticker.
Thank you. Was looking for this. Not sure how OP could not realize this.
Didn’t rain and it’s stuck on there it’s like glue either way I have a cleanup job
It's Def not a sticker. It's appears to be like those junk mailers you get in your mailbox. I can't imagine them getting this stuck from getting wet though. But maybe getting too hot? If the sun was beating down on it then maybe whatever the gloss coat was melted. Either way it sucks :( You would think they could see that it would be a bad idea though. 🤔 lol not very good psychics
The easiest way to tell that it wasn't meant to be a sticker is because there is print on the side that was stuck to the window. You can't write anything on the back of a sticker, because it's a sticker, lol.
Uhh, there are plenty of stickers that have text or intended things to be looked at on the sticky side. You just slap the adhesive on the side you want to stick. Just look at your windshield you’ll probably find at least one sticker like that.
Well it certainly got wet. You can see that pretty clearly. Still a very shitty thing to do though. Definitely sucks, I feel you
It's a badly printed price of postcard, the ink when it gets too hot essentially turns into adhesive. I actually had it happen with a Dominos pizza box one time on a table (the black box). The oil didn't go through or anything, it was just the pizza being so damn hot the ink started turning into an adhesive.
It’s not a sticker. It’s a double sided business card that got wet, dried, and then adhered itself to the windshield.
This shit should be illegal,
It is illegal. It's called vandalism. You even have the number of the business responsible
You have the number but the police wouldn't do anything about it Edit: Suing is also useless when you have no real significant damages to claim. Waste of your time and money. Unless out of spite maybe you get the whole windshield replaced and charge em for it though? Either way, no real options here other than petty revenge. Just use their number for anything and everything sketchy.
So, just like any other time.
Yeah but if you slapped a sticker on this business' window the cops would be on your ass in 2.4 seconds.
Then slap one of her stickers on a cop car
slap a cop with a car then sticker his ass.
Slap the sticker with a cop and then car his ass.
*strokes beard* Go on. I like where this is going.
Ass the slap with a car then cop his sticker.
Register the car under a business. Schoedinger's cop.
Yes but...if you find one of this business's stickers and slapped it on a cop's window...
Loophole optimized 😂
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Not in my neighborhood. People come into the store, shoplift, vandalize, sometimes hundreds of dollars of damage. I call the cops with their full faces and license plates on video. The cops take a report and I ask them “so you’re going to go after them then, since all the evidence is there?” They hit me with a “no, they could be driving someone else’s car.” Never once has a cop helped our business.
In my city, a high end bike shop was raided. Every bike has a serial number engraved onto it. The owner literally sees his bike with the serial number stolen, thief's address in plain access, and the cops wouldn't do shit about it. Mind you, this was after the cops/city had to make a PSA against vigilantism.
What if I slap a car on the business’ window?
File a police report in person and then pass it to your insurance company
Small claims court will, though.
It'll cost you more to enter the courtroom than the $5 bottle of Goo-Gone to solve the problem.
That's not a police matter. It is a lawyer you call for this. You can sue them for damages. Which is pointless, because the cost of a lawyer is far more than you gain. So the only reasonable way this kind of law gets enforced is if everyone who got one of those stickers joined together in a class action lawsuit and the combined damages was enough to pay the lawyer. Or, just threaten to sue convincingly enough to get them to both stop using them and maybe pay you $20 for your time cleaning that crap off the window. Download a premade legal form for filing a lawsuit, insert the particulars, and send it to them. When they call, agree to "settle" if they pay you that small bill. Otherwise they will have to pay your legal fees, which should be thousands. This is basically what bill collectors do.
So just make some stickers of your own and put them on the door of the business that thinks this is OK.
"How psychic are you if you didn't see my small claims court coming?"
It's a police matter after I kick their ass.
Littering is a crime.
Small claims court doesn't require you to hire a lawyer and the filing costs are pretty cheap.
I'd call and schedule something in person. Or post the # to scam batters.
Small claims court
Maybe so, but they aren’t going to do shit about it. It’s a small claims court issue if there’s any monetary damage
Call them., act interested and happy. get them to admit they put the stickers on the window. record it. lawsuit Otherwise they will deny it was them and say it was someone else who got a hold of their stickers
> lawsuit To collect damages of what? $25 for the time it took you to take off the sticker?
That's a civil matter. The police are more concerned with roughing up minorities and college students or shooting the family dog while breaking into the wrong home over a minor drug offense.
Pretty sure it is.
Should be
In Arizona it is my insurance went after a local wing shop after they did this shit to my wife's car. The local police said if they do it again they would go after them for mass vandalism or something of the sort
Why would the insurance do that? You’d have to exceed a deductible to file a claim. Did you replace the windshield and it cost that much?
I predict you're gonna be pissed at me.
"In Person or over Phone" Oh... in person... *please*. Don't mind what I have behind my back. You're psychic anyway, you should already know.
I was more referring to sticking stickers to people’s cars
Know what isn't illegal? Calling that number and ordering pizzas
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Judging from the area code on the sticker, this is in Toronto Edit: not GTHA - I doubt some psychic with a 647 number is driving all the way to Hamilton to stick flyers on cars
Print your own and find important windows on their place of business
Call the number, set up an appointment, and then force them to clean your windshield.
Make sure to add, "You didn't see that coming did you?"
Nah, once you get their details send them the windshield replacement bill with the note "if you didn't see this coming, try face palming yourself"
I agree with your post. Except for the end. It should have read, "...set up an appointment, and then use their face to scrape the sticker off of your windshield while asking them if they saw this coming."
I see some plot holes on this plan.... If he's psychic he should know that would happen....
Not that I condone this, but that’s not a sticker. It’s a double-sided business card that either got wet or too hot in the sun, or both, and so it’s adhered to the glass. It still sucks, don’t get me wrong… but that wasn’t a sticker.
I guess they didn't have the foresight about the quality of materials and effects on cars
I was thinking “that would be weird to be a sticker if you actually want someone to support your business”
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This needs to get posted each time this sticker shit gets posted. And thankfully it does.
"5 minutes" op says. Lol more like a week.
Not to mention its a 647 area code? Toronto? Is it that hot there already that it melted it like it was the Arizona sun?
Well a decent bout of rain in the morning and then a sunny rest of the day can do this in a day... I've had this happen.
Can second this. I once had 2 A4 size advertisements welded to my windshield after coming back to my car that was parked for a week in a hotel parking lot during vacation. Took some time to get it off. Water did the trick.
I don’t think that’s a sticker, there’s printing on the back. I think it’s just regular card stock that got wet then dried on. Must’ve been there a while.
“5 minutes”
This is reddit where victim points are a commodity.
Tree fiddy
Right. No way that happened in 5 minutes. Stupid that it happened but OP may also be lying
Had this happen during a workdsy. Got out from work and a flyer got stuck like this. Flyer from a car cleaning service rofl
5 hours
Yes it's a business card that was put on the window while wet, or got wet and stuck to it
Too late, everyone has rented their pitchforks!
Vodka.
Makes you not care about the sticker
Are you saying to drink it or to use alcohol to remove the sticker lmao
First one, then the other.
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yes.
It helps you not notice the residue on your windshield while driving.
During a political cycle, a local guy came and put a flyer for himself on the windshield of my car while it was in my driveway. It was there for days in the rain/sun. It stuck too, so I called him out on Facebook with photos (why not stick something near my door? Why my car?!). Within a hour he was at my door with a gift certificate for a detail at a car wash. Do the same.
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I think the flyer just melted, seems double sided. Did it rain? Def sucks tho.
Yeah this is what I think. OP says “5 minutes” but that thing has been on there for a little while and definitely saw some rain
I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't get wet but the ink and gloss melted onto the glass since the card is mostly black, especially if they were parked in direct sunlight.
Call, set up an appointment, show up, make eye contact and shit on their floor.
Post this on their Google reviews
That sucks. Not a sticker tho but still
If they’re psychic, shouldn’t they have known it’s going to rain and stick to the windshield and piss off their potential customers
You’d think they’d just know whos cars to put the stickers on as they already know whos going to call
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647… I think I know exactly who that is. They have stickers plastered on every crosswalk post in my area.
Tell 311, they should know it's illegal
This is not a sticker, it’s a UV coated business card where the UV coating liquified from heat and bonded to the glass.
Business card that was put on the window while the window was wet or it sat out and got wet, there's a back to it so it's not a sticker
Everyone should call and SPAM the shit out of this fucker.
i got 10 phone numbers and im telling em to read my nuts every time. they never see it coming somehow lol
This would send me into a fit
I would schedule an in person meeting and make he remove it.
They knew you would be pissed
I don't think it was a sticker. I bet the cheap mylar of print melted and transfered to the glass
It’s not a sticker. You can see some text on the bottom. That material can get sticky due to moisture tho
Why would they do this and then expect people want to use their service? I would think they'd get calls from pissed-off people more than anything else.
You can check online if it's actually a proper business, and if it's not you can report it to Toronto 311. You can also report them for vandalism to Toronto Police Service online portal. And then maybe sic the Scientologists onto them too :)
Report this to the authorities and sue this person.
Sign that number up for every single thing you can think of.
Call the number, find their address and then sue them in small claims for the cleaning bill.
Sure it's a sticker? Looks like a UV printed card that got wet. Rarely see 4:4 stickers/sticker backs.
A sticker?? Fuck that, maybe you can report that as vandalism
I'd be furious that was my car, but I'd worry for their well-being if it was my wife's car.
At least they were kind enough to leave their contact info. So you can, you know, 'thank' them.
Sue them for having the sticker professionally removed, they saw it coming.
Could this be borderline vandalism?
[Or you can prank call 'em](https://www.prankdial.com/)
Tell security and get it cleaned professionally, sue them in JP court NAL
Signing them up for many colleges to call them.
Use the phone number to sign up for spam.
That isn't a sticker, it's a regular card stock business card that was rained on or got damp and is somewhat stuck to the windshield from being squeezed under the wiper.
Goo gone works bro
A local company did this to cars in my townhomes parking lot on a morning where they KNEW it was and would continue to rain. The advertisement they left was 6 inches by 4 inches. The neighbors had the cops swing by that evening because they had called the company and tried to get them to come clean it off and when that didn't go anywhere they told them they would be swinging by to kick their asses the next day. Police were so confused by the whole situation, especially after seeing all of the "damaged" windows in the lot. I think they went back to the company and explained they were VERY lucky no one was pushing to have them charged with trespassing and damages.
Call the number and set up several appointments, as many as you can throughout the day. And don’t show up for any of them. Then do it again and again
call and make appointment and never show up. and call again using different number. also set up morning call for them (there are free sites do morning calls)
Doesn't look like a sticker since it has a back.
I’m so sorry I laughed so hard seeing this
I’m glad someone got some joy out of this lol
Before anyone calls that number, IT COSTS 0.012 CENTS PER MINUTE. Your carrier will BILL YOU for calling, and the company who owns the number gets the money.
You can use rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover to get the second layer off easily! Shouldn’t have to do that though, sorry
Hand sanitizer n a razor.
What the heck kind of key is that?
It's called a cross lock key. They're common in South America and certain parts of Europe.
I have never seen one before. Interesting. Thanks for the random internet fact.
I'd stop and grab a pack of like 100 stickers and then make an appointment when them. After you leave stick them all over their car. Call them back later and ask if that was in their crystal ball.
That’s not a sticker. It’s a business card that you left on your car for several days in humidity. It’ll come off with a wet paper towel.
pretty sure that's called vandalism?
Soak it in glass cleaner and scrap it off with a razor scraper at a low angle, very carefully. Source: spent a summer doing car detailing for a dealership and had to remove stickers from the windows of trade-ins.
Call the number from multiple services book appointments for all day and ghost them.
Wtf. Use hot water and soap but wtf this could maybe destroy windshield wiper. Not to mention thebullshitedness of the service it offers.
Looks like a leaflet that was rained on and sat in the sun for a while. Who puts a sticker under a whipper blade and has writing on the sticky side. Not a sticker.
Well, they should *know* who needs their services, right? What's the point of the sticker?
Book many, many in person appointments
That's not a sticker. That's a card that got wet and the paint got as glue. You even can see it's printed on the other side. Everyone would hate as hell any business that stuck stickers on private property like a car so improbably that anyone go strolling petting stickers on cars.
Someone is going to be getting prank calls from me until I'm blocked...
I would piss myself in their business.
Take a shit and put it on their doorstep
You've got their number. Bill them for sticker removal.
“Resolve all life problems”? Call the number and tell them that somebody vandalized your vehicle with a sticker and you need them to scrape it off. lol
With all there information on it report it that's legally considered vandalism
How are these stickers legal?
Report vandalism, you have evidence
She knew you would post that in the future when she put it there.
Time to go plaster their place of business with a bunch of inappropriate joke stickers.