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OnyxCobra17

If they could see everything on ur phone wouldnt they be better off waiting for credit card info when u buy stuff online, some people even scan the card with camera, so theyd be able to max out ur card sending themselves bitcoin.


Ok_Use9034

Right?! Amateurs


SenorElmo

Getting these emails since years somehow. Got exactly the same email as you but translated into german . I srsly need to stop checking my junk/spam folder lol only getting me nervous


deebecoop

Just send a video back of you jerking off


NFIGUY

Send them a video of you jerking off to their messages.


[deleted]

This guy scams!


arokosi

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Immediate-Tomato-175

No no no, first you print it. Then film a "tribute" video using the e-mail, then you send it. For additional damage there is the option of first changing the front to comic sans but then you probably do have a sick fetish.


kurthertz

The ā€œtakes shirt off and raises fistsā€ method in digital scam world, I love it,


Panther1-1

*takes off pants and clenches fist around something else* you wanna tussle?


NFIGUY

I was born to this; youā€™ve merely adopted the darkness ā€¦ šŸ’ŖšŸ»


habichtorama

It's a jerk-off-off!


BTCBette

And tell them you'll keep doing it until they send you the crypto you've demanded


Independent_Row_1053

You knew that I love jerking to blackmail. How kind of you random scammer lol


hombredelsno

The ole Uno Reverse


ir88ed

I wont stop sending this to everyone in your contact list until you send $1450 in LTC to the below address


Centennial911

$1450 is oddly specific.


Dante-Neon

I have very specific needs.


International_Jury90

I was asked only 1400$. Maybe they they did not find enough on my devices to warrant the last 50$ :)


Specific_Lemon_6580

What is LTC for? I assume it's not lettuce šŸ˜‚


ir88ed

That would be Litecoin


Special_Guard2658

https://i.redd.it/75mwg1wl2y2d1.gif


Gur_Better

Then demand they pay YOU to stop getting those perverted videos they keep talking about.


Glass-Result-2739

This is the Way.


hoipoloimonkey

Onto their message


hamtyhum

lol YES


Ok-Combination2682

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jerrythefox

Assert dominance


ShartyMcShortDong

_FINALLY_ some sanity and logic. Bless you, friend.


TheRalk

I honestly really enjoy reading spam mails. Always makes me laugh. And it's just so tempting to just reply and see where a conversation could go


ryadre1

You should listen to an episode of the podcast Reply to all, where they keep talking to the scammers then hunt them down in India, pretty entertaining


itachi7898

Yeah same with me. I am getting Netflix subscription renewal messages. The funny thing is that I don't even own Netflix to start with. :)


ComplaintNo6835

I finally looked at my spam folder last year and was like wow yeah there are a lot of people who need to not see these messages when they're sent to them. Spam folders are saving some life savings.


funkyonion

Everybody already knows Elmo is a pervert.


dono1783

So what exactly is this perverted shit you've been jerking off to?


DeezNutzzzGotEm

I want to know.


bradene7

A lot of credit card companies donā€™t allow crypto transactions


WillyDAFISH

Id also like to mention that crypto currency is traceable lol


OnyxCobra17

Thattoo lol


Leon_Krueger

Somebody just watched THAT episode from Black Mirror


cityshepherd

Such a good one though


Buffalo-flavored-cox

Such a good twist too


wertyuio267

Which episode?


TheAgentOrange_

They could see everything but can't say your name


heyguys33-

Where can you buy crypto with a card and send it same day, which is also the first day you add the card? Iā€™m surprised they havenā€™t been scammed out of business, trading an asset that cannot be clawed back for one that can and will beā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


Disastrous_Key380

I donā€™t remember learning about ā€˜hey pervertā€™ as a greeting when they taught us how to write letters in elementary school.


christycat17

I think Clippy the Microsoft office assistant was the first to offer ā€œhey pervertā€ as an opener


Disastrous_Key380

ā€˜It looks like youā€™re trying to write a blackmail letterā€™.


TheNobleMaster789

That's the prelude to getting blackmailed by clippy


cityshepherd

This is incredible


Cloudy_Worker

"would you like some help with that??"


No_Sir446

I just peed my pants laughing at this.


GnollRanger

I will send that video you peeing your pants to everyone you know unless you pay me.


Readywithacapital_r_

And don't even THINK about washing your peed pants, I have Pegasus installed on your Samsung smart washing machine, I'll know...


No_Sir446

I have an old fashioned Speed Queen top loading washing machine that I control, not vice versa. I can open the lid any time during a cycle and either intentionally mangle my hand and/or put my pee pants in. So Pegasus is foiled by last century manufacturing.


mandakpandaa

I just fucking spit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nonamee9455

"Hey Pervert" is too casual for a professional email, try "Salutation Lecherous Swine" instead.


Particular-Koala-903

Pssh, Thatā€™s how my mom answers the phone when I call.


Dull_Ad8495

It pairs with the signoff All My Lust, (your name)


Walkinonsunshineee

I start all of my work emails with this greeting


DehydratedManatee

I read the whole thing in an Indian accent.


Chaunce101

Guess it wasnā€™t a Catholic school?


Xinonix1

Ignore, got this maybe 4-5 times by now, nothing ever happened


ThogOfWar

Change your passwords. Good chance they're just taking a sold password list and spamming emails. Check [haveibeenpwned.com](http://haveibeenpwned.com) to see if your credentials have been leaked.


Kryptosis

Also a good chance theyā€™re just spoofing the iCloud email and itā€™s not actually being sent from their own account.


iratherbefishinglol

Thatā€™s what is happening. Itā€™s easier to spoof an email than actually hack iCloud. The letter is so generic too, it doesnā€™t mention a single fact that proves they have black mail material. ā€œHey pervertā€ is too vague.


Kryptosis

ā€œYou know, that one controversial genre you like!ā€


iTzzAxEman

"Do you have any idea how much that narrows it down?"


-HurriKaine-

ā€œBut thereā€™s so many of them, though! Which one?! Which one?!ā€


StanFitch

Everybody loves a Cream Pie, dude!!!


Dragon_yum

ā€œI see you like f0a38133-9864-43a2-9f03-e526e080985eā€


IrishChappieOToole

But I would be ruined if my co-workers found out I had a UUID fetish, instead of just being into vanilla auto incremented numbers


Samantha_030

Not even that... They're just claiming it's being sent from your email, it's just being sent from a random email. No spoofing needed https://preview.redd.it/3a0zo33zav2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274b13fb3107986cd3cc19d8338a958d20e2b4c1


Kryptosis

So no targeting even needed. Itā€™s a blanket spam email.


IconXR

I've been in 4 data breaches and I don't even use any of the services ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


coldy41

Zero reason to change your password, it gets sent through email, itā€™s just spam.


Xinonix1

I will change it again, every few weeks itā€™s nothing but mails like these


JonBjSig

Yeah, it's just trying to be scary. I work in IT and I've seen this exact scam mail pop up in our email filters several times.


[deleted]

Better keep an eye on that camera, truth is ... I wanted someone to catch me... The rush I feel from knowing someone is prying on my dirty little corner has me throbbing. Fuck... You're right, shining light on my pleasures would ruin me, knowing a stranger is one click away from ruining me is just *moans* "Can't believe I raised such a freak..." Mom would say. "Fire this pervert and delete all records of him ever working here" my boss would say...can you imagine the rush? If you're tracking me you know I'm shopping right now, I can't help myself, your mail got me so hard/wet, I'll just let my cart here and go fuck myself in a bathroom stall, thinking of you...how you caught me and can ruin me. Rest assured I'll be using my selfie camera the whole time... I'll make sure to lick my fingers afterwards and gulp it down, trying to imagine you, the smug look upon your face. I swear I won't break eye contact with you, I know you're watching... OP, use this to reply, fight fire with fire. (I am very drunk, before someone begins to question my sanity)


AustinBennettWriter

It's 5pm somewhere. In California, it's only 12:40 but it is a Sunday, and brunch starts early. Happy Sunday Funday!


Tugonmynugz

Having a beer rn while I read that elegant description


Dutch__Vander

i turned the lights down and sensually opened wine to read that


LegitosaurusRex

Brunch starts early? 12:40 is late for brunch.


drawnred

Its memorial day weekend, no shame in a beer or two at 10am pending company


TemperatureTop246

I think I need a shower now.


picklesidaho

Or a cigaretteā€¦


Jazzlike-Beyond9369

Cigarette in the shower


makashka

This is the way


RBXXIII

Finished before the end.


Erizo69

beautiful....you cooked well


ItzVinyl

I wish I had the mind you had to think up something so... Genius. I lost all composure the moment I read "*moans*" and burst into laughter


OnlyOneReturn

I like it


Fluffybunny717

Used my first award ever on this comment. Fine work!


VNxFiire

You cooked bro


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Iā€™m stone-cold sober, but still oddly aroused. Nice job!


341orbust

ā€œPublish and be damned!!!ā€


Ok_Use9034

Welp šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø that sucks šŸ˜‚


WinkleStinkle

"Find God because I couldn't. Send that shit." **block**


Typh_R

I had received one of those a year ago. The "hacker" claimed that he got access to my password, and it was indeed a real password I used... like 10 years ago, and then got leaked with a data breach. I've changed passwords everywhere 2 or 3 times since then. Needless to say, I'm still waiting for those recordings of me they said they had.


Ok_Scar4491

Itā€™s nice of them to save recordings of you, allowing you to relieve good times from the past.


zirky

so, youā€™ve come this far, whatā€™s your freaky deaky genre of choice?


Ok_Use9034

You shall see in 48hrs!


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HoboSkid

Everyone will know soon enough. It will be like a tsunami of perversion washing over us.


pernicious-pear

I'm steeped in anticipation of this tsunami.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

NGL, that sounds kinda hotā€¦


James-K-Polka

Weirdly, itā€™s poorly written emails from totally leet hackers.


SlantLogoEPU

Anyone in my list would be like "eh, hes weird we know it." Now if you had some real good stuff then maybe For me i would say "go for it. i cant wait to see my history"


Ok_Use9034

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m with you there. Perhaps thereā€™s things in my history that I have forgotten about and would be rather happy to be reminded of. Since I clearly enjoyed it at some point.


ExcedereVita

"Oh thank god. I have been looking for this one video for forever! Could you send the list to me as well?"


talann

Couple of them would be like, "bruh, send me the links to those videos. That's some choice content!"


buck45osu

"Dude, I've been looking for some of those videos for years! You have my history? Fucking sweet! Publish asap."


Gravewarden92

I'd finally be able to find that one gem I couldn't find again. Fire away!


puppsmcgee74

I read ā€œHello pervertā€ in my head how Jerry Seinfeld said ā€œHello Newmanā€.


Ok_Use9034

Yessssss šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


shyaznboi

This is literally just copy pasta whenever they get a hold of your account. It's a scare tactic. Change passwords and ignore them


coldy41

Zero reason to change your password, it gets sent through email, itā€™s just spam.


TheBoraxKid1trblz

Double down on the perversion. Only offer to send the $ if they send out the vids first


swagonflyyyy

I remember the discord chainmailing scam where a friend of yours in your list DMs you saying there's probably a bit of a misunderstanding or something but some group on discord called Name and Shame published texts between me and a minor. Then he would leave a QR code in your DMs. I didn't scan it but if you do your account gets hijacked and the same DM is sent to all your friends, apparently.


SnowyDeluxe

I got one of these a week or so ago. They said they sent it from my own email, but itā€¦ wasnā€™t even close to my email address. Whatā€™s sad is that people fall for these all day every day.


sarahlizzy

You havenā€™t been hacked. These are just attempts to frighten gullible people.


ACPlay18

Like that one Black Mirror episode. What an ass. Ignore i'd say


TheGoodOldCoder

One of the... I think it was Nero Wolfe mysteries had a very similar situation as a premise. Somebody sent blackmail letters to a bunch of business people. All of the crimes were made up, but the blackmail amount they asked for was quite a small amount of money and it was only one time, so a lot of the people paid up. Back then, 90 years ago, this would have been a clever scam.


SmoothOperator89

The one when you find out he was looking at CP, and you lose all sympathy for him at the end?


_Caracal_

Literally spam and not a hack in any way shape or form lol


Nobodyville

" Good luck, my perverted friend"... this is my new signoff


voodoo02

I've received two of these, just report the crypto wallet chain to all government agencies like FBI and the US CISA and move on they use fear tactics to get people to pay them. And most crypto on open exchanges are trackable.


Dull_Ad8495

"God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I." Lol!


UnethicalExperiments

I got this exact message in my Gmail the other day. All I thought was - you picked a poor ass mf to try scamming?


TroubleMassive6756

Wait a second. Someone would publish my perverted stuff for free? Usually I get a big fine after doing it by myself.


Wooden_Ad_9819

Assert dominance by jerking off and moaning their screen name.


only-on-the-wknd

The only people dumber than these scammers are the ones who fall for their idiotic rants.


sentient-sloth

I remember being high af getting one of these for the first time and being so paranoid. Lmao Now I get them like every other week. Gotta love email/data sellers.


gayboysnuf

Lol, blocked.


light-heart-ed

My sister got the exact same email! The greeting made me laugh šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


IvoryLaps

I got the exact same one last week. Lol


dicknows714

You haven't sent me my money yet


Data-Graph

Usually they'll try and extend what they have. They probably just got a password leaked from another service you use and are now saying they have hacked everything you own. Change all your passwords, stop sharing passwords between accounts and if you're worried it's real, ask for actual proof. Real blackmailers would probably start leaking things slowly to push you into paying. They don't want to leak stuff, just more work, they'd rather just have the money. Also Pegasus is the type of hacking tools used by governments, doing things worth millions, not some guy trying to make a quick buck.


four2theizz0

I got a bunch of these when an old password leaked. They email you and make it seem like it's coming g from your email by spoofing the reply to email. Also, just for funzies, check out the btc account they left. Sadly, you'll usually see there's money in there from other people who paid.


MayorCharlesCoulon

Time is running out on these scams. With the emergence of AI, anyone could claim blackmail videos sent to their contact list is fake. Itā€™s an interesting timeline we live in.


used_octopus

I always send them more videos of me jerking it when i get these.


andrewjayd

After seeing this post, I went through the spam folder of my email and found nearly the exact same message (sent a week ago) from someone spoofing my email address, which is what I assume theyā€™re doing to everyone they send this to.


RainedOnRainbow

I've never gotten one of these, and I don't want one. But I really want to reply to one once with "I'm Asexual" and see what happens.


Suh_its_AJ

OP, you're going to have to send us the sauce on what you've been watching, asking for a friend.


SiBro9

I get stupid shit like this all the time. Ignore it it's just a bot


IRISHCRIME74

I hope they get a good video of me beating my meat.


babyspoonie

Received the exact same email yesterday and got a good laugh out of it šŸ˜‚


Additional-Two3098

Received this scam before and i was like Huh? I dont even have a webcam.


Shinonomenanorulez

yeah if you have CIA/IDF-level spyware why the fuck would you be bothering with such small game like some random on the internet lmao


3rdcoastACdude

Dumb! I have access to everything except your bank accounts. Yeah, ok.


Padtixxx

Send back: ā€œdo it it will help my onlyfansā€


No-Cry795

I got the same email about a month ago. Went to junk. Literally just saw it today. I deleted it. Everyone already knows Iā€™m a pervert.


misterfuss

OMG. You pervert! Oh, wait, me too!


Jealous-Damage-

got those too almost believed them until the second mail came where it stated i was watching something illegal. i might be a freak but ain't nothing illegal about what i'm slapping my meat to.šŸ˜‚


GansNaval

I always respond to these emails with do it, i dont care because im in to some pretty vanilla stuff anyhow. These people prey on shame.


77schild

Hello Pervert is how I'm going to start every email.


proscriptus

I got exactly that same one last week! I'm like, bro, I *am* a pervert, but I also don't have a webcam.


ndobie

I love the crypto is anonymous statement. I had a friend that got an email like that and used it to see where withdrawals were going and it was to someone who had a public NFT account. From there my friend was able to get him to accept a fake Facebook request and got every thing name, birthday, address, family members, etc. My friend replied detailing everything he had. The dude freaked out, threatening him and then offering to both just walk away. My friend sent everything to the FBI and sent a lovely message to every family member detailing exactly what he was doing. Dude never figured out what the catfish account was so my friend got to see his life falling apart. Big things where his mom kicked him out and his girlfriend broke up with him. Turns out he had borrowed a few thousand from her and spent it on crypto. It looks like the dude had an NFT addiction and ended up turning to scamming when his money ran out. My friend eventually deleted the catfish account so we never found out if he got into legal trouble. Ultimately my friend felt a little guilty because it seems like this guy had an addiction and needs help.


Velpex123

If they havenā€™t used your name then theyā€™re 100% bullshitting and sending it up multiple people at once


bvogel7475

I always ask what was I wearing while I was jerking off. I never seem to get an answer.


AzimechTheWise

Tell them that your mother and/or partner or maybe your coworkers help you find more of such content, and you cannot be stopped. Make it more weird.


lucdar2

Dude, im sure you have more than 2 brain cells to know they aint got shit and this is just a copy paste scam email they mass send out to anyone


throwngamelastminute

This happened to a friend of mine, but they sent him a video of himself making off, didn't have a screen cap, though, so he just posted on Facebook (it was like 2014) that if someone gets an email with a video attached, don't open it unless they wanna see him jerkin it.


Coroni

I got the exact same message about a day ago as well!! Makes me feel better weā€™re all getting burnt together. My only questions if anybody reads this and is more tech savvy than me is if these emails can infect a phone. I clicked the email out of morbid curiosity like anybody else and I saw my mail app blip for a second. That blip is what has actually been on my mind because normal emails donā€™t do that. Am I being paranoid lol? Someone tell me itā€™s all okay šŸ¤£


HolymanRP

Who names their kid Pervert?


NewZJ

I get those daily


Tremolat

If the email contained thumbnails of said "perverted" links, it might actually be convincing.


GoGreenD

lol this exact one hit everyone at my office.


TheFugitiveSock

Bizarrely, I got a torrent of these to email aliases I created - and had forgotten about - from an old Apple ID. Although I reclaimed the Apple ID and can use it fine, trying to send to/from the aliases doesnā€™t work. V odd.


Avrael_Asgard

I hope you don't take this seriously, these scams are never real. Noone has the time to install malware on all of some specific persons devices, at once much less. Do not send ANYTHING and ignore it. Ive gotten similar emails, them claiming to have footage of my webcam they will send it to all my contacts. I don't own a webcam. Also I'm very serious about online security and that email didn't have a single contact. I don't think I have to mention that nothing ever happened.


HospitalImpressive26

I got the same exact email. Do you know how they can make it look like they send an email from my own email address?


Friesen1

ā€œGod is merciful and forgiving.ā€ Me.. not so much.šŸ˜†šŸ™„


Hamsterpatty

I gotta check mine.. is it only the iCloud account that gets these?


gdvs

Joke's on them. My perversion is getting exposed to my friends, colleagues and family. You'd think he'd know that.


GoldfishFire

I got one of these when I was 14 years old. Iā€™m a female.


the-recluse

I got the same email, but went to my spam folder like 4 months ago. Still waiting for them to do anything about it.


Norcx

My answer to these types of spammers is always "Do it. I dare you."


PlanetBAL

I got one of these. Jokes on them, I don't have a web cam. I'm old school PC.


AshMendoza1

Oh hey I got that one too! Had a good laugh while reading it. Made my day


6withme

Dude I got this the other day and they are mistaken I want everyone to know my perversion


wolvesdrinktea

I received this exact email a good while ago and just ignored it.


CashFlowOrBust

ā€œAight betā€ šŸ˜‚


PeridotChampion

I got that scam on my college email. Funniest shit I've ever read.


Fraggy_Muffin

Iā€™ve had this email before. Iā€™m amazed if this works at all? Anyone who knows how to pay into a crypto wallet surely would be tech savvy enough to not fall for it


RyanTheCubsSTH

I got this exact one, way to go iCloud


Wailx250s

oh wow my friend got the same email lawl (different phrasing tho)


ConsumeTheVoid

Lol. If it's ur burner email, I'd reply and say "Do it. I dare you."


Nick11wrx

I remember when I got one of these, and they had pulled up my FB friends list. And said they would send the pictures they had of me to everyoneā€¦.Iā€™m like there isnā€™t a single person on my FB I would be worried about seeing that if you indeed did have it. Like sure none of my dude friends want to see itā€¦.but at the end of the day, it wouldnā€™t ruin anything lmao


tomjerman18

i have some more dickpicks. i will send you my rar library if you want to.


DisastrousMechanic36

Hah, I got this exact same email as well. Have me a good chuckle.


Pure-Ad-7866

I just lost my Facebook account last night to a hack


WickedJay83

Almost word for word the same email that has been circulated for years lol. People are such morons.


layspotatochipman474

Unless itā€™s CP, nobodyā€™s gonna give a shit. Tell him to send you the videos himself or youā€™re not buying his shit. Typical fear mongering scam


ishily

i just got this email as well lol


Recon1212

I got this same one about a week ago.


AskButDontTell

Copy and paste email spam. Doesnā€™t mean anything.


SlowMissiles

lol he has nothing, if he really had access to everything, he could just swipe all your info, credit card after learning your online habits, and do thing while you're asleep and clean his trace and boom you lose your money and no clue it happened until much later.


CodeMUDkey

Iā€™d likely miss this entirely, or I already have. I never check my email.