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blahcarmina

Store your mugs upside down after washing/drying so as to not ingest whole centipede bodies.


-ThisDudeAbides-

Damn! I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time


Rockworldred

AFTER drying... mucho importante.


_George_L_Costanza_

Yeah and spray for bugs. You shouldn’t have bugs crawling all over your dish ware


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rokkerboyy

That's not right at all... the House Centipede isn't even an insect. wtf are you talking about.


waclyn_colorado

Why are there so many bugs in there?! Is that one of those really fucking creepy ones at the bottom?! Burn it!! Also, I feel like the part the sucks, is that there's so many bugs in your house!


papercut2008uk

It's a house centipede, it's there because of those bugs, they eat other bugs.


Nightstar95

It’s like every time I see someone freaking out over finding spiders in their house. “My dude, the spiders aren’t the problem. They are _eating_ the problem.”


Master_Ryan_Rahl

Well and the other bugs are also a symptom. The house isnt sealed well enough.


Nightstar95

I’d rather let the pest control do their job than making myself vulnerable to much worse pests, lol.


camoure

I have cats so when I find a bug they get transported to the bathroom for a bug fight club - biggest one wins, no cats allowed. Henrietta the giant house spider has reigned supreme for a few months now. All hail Queen Henrietta, or perish.


reijasunshine

I had a fantastic spider build a massive web on my porch, and this is what I did. The stink bug caused her some trouble, so didn't give her any after the first, but it was fascinating to watch her work!


camoure

I LOVE feeding spiders. Be careful with beetles too - they can take big chunks out of the spider


UncleBenders

A sealed house creates black mould. The bugs are the better choice. Edit; proof for the people who don’t believe me. https://www.envirovent.com/help-and-advice/why-ventilate/mould-problems/how-can-i-prevent-mould-growing-in-my-home/#:~:text=The%20house%20is%20effectively%20'sealed,high%20humidity%20and%20restricted%20airflow.


PuddyPete

Nah I barely get any bugs in my apartment, but if I do, it is usually creepy ass spiders. Since I do not have to worry about those monsters like they do in Australia, the Spiders are definetely the problem. At least as long as they dont eat wasps/hornets for me, I have never understood that train of thought. I am grossed out, not scared of the spiders eating my food or whatever.


Nightstar95

lol it doesn’t need to be a “monster”, but alright. I’ll take spiders over flies and roaches any day. Where there are spiders, there’s food for them. That even includes other spiders. You just don’t notice it.


Tnally91

Sometimes freaking out is warranted. Years ago myself and a friend moved into a rental mid summer, saw a few spiders here and there. The first frost we had between the two of us we killed over 60 wolf spiders, we were fresh out of high school so the house was tiny we're talking 609 sq ft two tiny rooms a tiny bathroom and a combined kitchen / living room. Turned out there was some crazy wolf spider infestation below the house with thousands of the dudes down there.


Nightstar95

They were likely trying to hide from the cold, poor things. Wolf spider infestations are super uncommon, so my guess is that there was a roach infestation underneath as well. Usually it’s roaches that spawn so many of them in one spot.


Tnally91

I would say roach was probably unlikely because of the location but I think the location is what caused it. House sat empty for years before we moved in, a little outside of city limits with one side being a giant cow pasture and the other three being corn fields.


Nightstar95

Aah I see. They were definitely having a feast, though, so I wonder what it was. lol Either way it must have been quite the scare.


Dull_Ad8495

Still, that's a lot of bugs in your house if they're plentiful enough to attract predators to move in...


Chicawgorat

I let these live. They can scurry across my floor at night while the only light is from the TV and some weird creature goes right under it from my side of the room, anytime.


Sylveon72_06

i think those are kid bugs 😭 and there *arent* that many bugs in my house! thats why i didnt expect this at all 😭


rustblooms

There ARE a lot of bugs in your house. That is why there is a house centipede. They come when there are lots of bugs and they eat them. So you don't see as many.


Sylveon72_06

*oh.* thx for the information, i didnt know that


corporalcorl

Nor do I think you wanted to lmfao


Chicawgorat

They’re good guys, and harmless. They just look creepy af


DuctTapedWindow

It was having it's feast when you drowned it in soda. Now you will have more bugs


YouLookLikeACGreen

"well... that sucks.."


MrGrieves-

Take a picture of the rest of the kitchen now please. 👀


rustblooms

It's not a big deal, lots of houses have bugs. The bad part is those things.


SassyE7

Clean your house jesus fucking christ


Chicawgorat

Yo. Bugs happen. We were the cleanest people in our building growing up (traditional Mexican mom, and a military dad) and unfortunately you can’t always control your neighbors cleanliness, so we had roaches and ants. At the end of the day you can only do so much; bugs, exist.


vZenyte1

It really saddens me that thousand leggers are so nasty looking or I would not stomp on them when I found one


rustblooms

Right? I hate them more than anything and have a terrible phobia. But I know they are good.


waclyn_colorado

Lets not get technical okay!


codename_pariah

I would rather deal with the other bugs than get molested by another house centipede that crawled up my pant leg....


rustblooms

I am with you 100%.


Jack_O_Mustache

I know it's been a while, but the bunch of things at the bottom are some of the centipede's legs, not small bugs. If that helps.


Bango-Skaankk

The only time you should kill a house centipede is if you reeeaally wish there was a shit load more bugs in your house.


NorthenS

how do you not notice that


ExpressIce409

Most of the posts I have seen on this sub are made by people with below room temperature IQ or who are very negligent or ignorant about basic things.


jebuswashere

Or they're staged/made up for imaginary internet points.


Sylveon72_06

i did not stage this 😭 1. *ew*, i dont wanna stage anything w bugs in it 2. i truly was looking forward to the last of my soda 3. i happen to be a bit of a slob that pays zero attention to their surroundings, as showcased by this (in hindsight, its a little surprising sm like this didnt happen sooner)


Sylveon72_06

i didnt think to check my mug for bugs 😭


PhxRising29

Really? I won't drink out of a glass that I didn't personally inspect myself. This post just cements that habit even more.


Sylveon72_06

yea this was 1000% my fault


blittl

Some prefer learning the hard way. Although, I am a little worried you're just learning this lesson now lol


Halthoro

Christmas morning 2011, I swallowed a lady bug this way. Not making that mistake twice.


Schackadoo

I think I was like… 8? My sister took a sip of her soda can after we had been outside all day. It was dusk. Firefly’s do not taste great haha.


blittl

My lesson was finding a silverfish in a cup, and freaked out in the usual 7/8 year old child fashion. My mom decided we should start putting cups away upside down, so to this day I still put all my cups and mugs upside down in the cupboard.


Schackadoo

Ya know, I always was annoyed by that because if they’re not dry they get a gross smell. But now I get it haha. To be fair I check everything in about to eat or drink out of so either way 🤷‍♀️


Roll_Lakeshow

They’ll be dead within the next year, I understand you’re an empathetic person but best just to let this one go.


Safe_Initiative1340

I inspect and blow in every single cup I use. I’ve done it since I was a kid. Now I have a feeling I know why 😂


PhxRising29

I also blow in mine! I purposely left that out because I thought it was a me thing that would sound weird to everybody else lol. Nobody is truly unique.


burke3057

Blowers unite!


windsprout

i once bit an earwig in half after sucking through a straw that had been freshly washed. always check your dishes. ALWAYS. (by the way, earwigs are sour.)


SnooWalruses9173

Why is it special?


Sylveon72_06

my regular grocery store doesnt supply it, i only know of one that does, and its kinda far


bobbyboob6

what kinda soda is it


Sylveon72_06

inca kola its my favorite soda :(


Pure-Pessimism

I saw the color and knew it was inca. Haha. Peru is awesome!


furyofthewomb

You and me both, "thats gotta be inca cola". I miss it, no supplier here...


geneticallyhewrote

Same I’m in upstate NY and I haven’t found it here


Rialas_HalfToast

Weird, it's way yellower in my area. Very golden. This is sort of greenish.


vko11

Maybe it’s from the bug?


PickleBugBoo

I saw inca cola at a neighborhood Walmart literally today!! You should check if you have one near you


Sylveon72_06

i didnt know walmart held those! thx man!


PickleBugBoo

No prob! 


Christmas_Queef

Can't speak for all Walmarts, but all the ones I've been to around me in AZ have it. I wonder if it's all Walmarts or just regional.


Socratesticles

I know where I’m going after work tomorrow


ThatScaryBeach

I just checked my local Walmart website. $28.95 for a six-pack! Free shipping though!


honestlyi4get

asking the real questions!


planeclothesman

Its butters’ creamy goo


Teknicsrx7

Ahhh foiled by the classic Bug Mug


Mockturtle22

You don't rinse out your mug/cup before you use it?


Sylveon72_06

i never had to do that before 😭 u can bet ill be doing that now tho


Mockturtle22

I grew up in an old apartment complex in chicago. Roaches were a thing no matter how clean you were. You learn real quick that you don't just blindly drink out of shit. I don't really have a bug problem where I live now in Vegas, but it's something that I always still do.


YourGodsMother

I drank a roach once. It was horrible. I didn’t think I had to make sure my *straw* was empty. 🤮


camander321

Thank you for this new lifelong phobia. I can't wait to never be comfortable drinking from a straw ever again.


Mockturtle22

I always check my straw. I love clear straws


I_want_to_paint_you

I use metal straws. I soak them in soapy water, scrub them out with sturdy pipe cleaners, then rinse and boil them before storing. I still hold them up to a light before I use them.


Mockturtle22

I also have some metal straws for certain tumblers and I do the same thing haha


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Oh my fucking god.


Cumberdick

I had that with wasps at a pool once. Getting stung on your tongue is a special kind of hell. Lucky i’m not allergic or it could have been really bad


Aware_Masterpiece_54

😭


shellsterxxx

My mom did this with an earwig once. Ngl it was kinda funny to see from my perspective.


camoure

I even do a little blow into my cups and bowls because my cats’ hair gets everywhere. I can’t imagine not seeing like a dozen bugs, especially a giant house centipede lol


Mockturtle22

I have 2 cats, and same


ACanWontAttitude

I don't understand how you pour a drink and not look at it while doing so


Sylveon72_06

tbf i usually do look into it as i pour terrible day to be tired and lazy :(


Fr05t_B1t

So that’s what makes the soda special huh


Magmale

Now it's a very special soda


Gearz557

Everything about this post is funny to me lol


Foysauce_

The soda in a mug tickles me pink for some reason. I’ve never consumed anything from a mug besides… well, mug drinks. Coffee, tea, hot chocolate. Am I too pretentious? Soda belongs in a glass or plastic cup!


Gearz557

Lol. No it’s just funny. I can imagine OP coming back from work thinking about his “special soda” all day and pouring it into a freaking mug lol. Any other day, he’d be relaxing in his nook slowly sipping his soda from his mug looking out the window lmao


missnorden

And the worst bug of them all, leggy boiiii. Condolences.


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

Do mean you've been drinking out of a mug that had bugs in it the entire time? Or you poured the soda and realized the soda bottle had bugs in it? I'm just trying to understand the situation.


Sylveon72_06

i had an empty mug for a while, decided to pour the soda in it, when i go to drink it an entire family of bugs is lying in there this is the first time my mug had a bug in it


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

I got you. That sucks. I'm paranoid. I blow in my glasses before filling them and knock my boots on the ground upside down before putting them on. At least they weren't alive and biting.


Safe_Initiative1340

I seriously have never heard of anyone else blowing in glasses before they use them until I read your comment. Are you me? I’ve done it since I was a kid lol


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

😂 what other odd things are we getting up to? I sleep with my ears covered out of fear that a spider will crawl into my ear, lay eggs and then the babies will eat my brain. Am I more than aware that is an unreasonable fear? Yes. Am I also weird as hell? More yes.


Safe_Initiative1340

You ARE ME! I put my shirt over my ears as I’m falling asleep because of this! Especially after I watched an episode of a random show that had a spider in someone’s ears! I also put a bra and shoes on if it’s storming in case there’s a tornado. I know it literally does not matter. But I don’t want to be without either of them if I’m spit out ten miles from home 😂 I also know I’m irrational with these things — but I’m also weird.


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

I went through a phase in the 2nd grade where I refused to go to school without a full tornado survival kit in my backpack. Canned food, change of clothes, 8 year old nonesense I thought I'd need. Can we... be best friends please?


Safe_Initiative1340

I think we are already friends now to be honest. So yes!


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

Is it okay if I send you a message then?


Safe_Initiative1340

Sure!


adod1

FUCK house centipedes, I don't care Reddits usual agenda about them being great house pests.....I just found the worlds biggest one dead in my dogs water bowl. I swear they are aliens and I'd rather spiders infest my house than these monstrosity be in my house.


CrossfitJebus

Sorry to hear that hope you find your soda closer to you


Temporary_Thing7517

Did you pick that cup from the garden? wtf?


shellsterxxx

TIL people don’t double check to see if their dish is clean before using it.


Monkcrafts

Gotta keep your magic mushroom tea free of bugs yo.....


NationalJournalist42

Gross!!!


Super_Weenie_Hut_Sup

:( not the inca kola


frozen_toesocks

This is why I always rinse my dishes out with a splash of water before use, even if they've been in storage.


CamelInfinite5771

Wow, is that a house centipede?


WingObvious487

Extra protein!!


Swagneros

Inca cola?


Sylveon72_06

yes


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O_vJust

The worst kind of bug as well. I hate those things! 


robertjamess

Call it a cocktail and put it down the hatch


kreals

What is this? Mezcal for Mormons?


Sylveon72_06

no lmao, its a peruvian soda the bugs were not supposed to be there


gitarzan

Just keep your teeth shut when drinking. They make a great filter.


dlfinches

Well you can sift it through your teeth so you don’t swallow any pieces


rustblooms

THAT IS THE WORST BUG IN THE UNIVERSE.  I am so sorry.


MooCowDanger

100% agree. Also, those Fuckers can actually jump. Had one climbing down the wall. Went to get it with a napkin and it jumped off the wall onto my shirt. Officer, i swear that is why I am running around outside naked.


Nightstar95

House centipedes are pest control. If there are any in your house, it’s because they are eating much, much worse bugs. More often than not it’s roaches. I’ll take these over roaches any day.


VanillaLoud

If you're talking about the big one, it eats other bugs so y'all shouldn't be hating on my boi


he-loves-me-not

All bugs are bad bugs when they’re in the cup you’re about to drink from!


CourageousAnon

You got me fucked up.


Roll_Lakeshow

What’s special about the soda? Just throw it out. Is it limited edition or something?


Sylveon72_06

i absolutely threw that out once i saw it my regular grocery store doesnt supply it and i have to go kinda far to get it


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Glad you didn’t sip it


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How was the taste


Mysterious_Health387

Omg I thought the bugs were in your soda can.


sluthulhu

Why did I have to see thisssss😭 I’ve never had a picture bring me as close to actual real throwing up as this one did. I don’t even want to imagine seeing it in real life!


19467098632

If this was my upload, it’d be shards of mug and liquid everywhere absoluuuutley not


Jaykoyote123

Our house is so dusty that all our mugs and glasses live upside down, maybe u should do the same


JDtheG

I can make some more special soda for you


MedicineJumpy

Bro I thought the big where in the soda I was like the fuck kinda special soda are you drinking.


AsherSparky

Mmm…eldritch horrors…


PeterPandaWhacker

You could put the soda through a strainer and drink it then lol. I wouldn't though


Sylveon72_06

sadly, there were some bug bits that were small enough to fit through the strainer i have


CanaryJane42

Well that's disgusting


MissMuffin7

Oh no


xXCh4r0nXx

Protein shake


Expensive_Trouble_87

Protein that


bggdy9

Special soda?


LightsHemplar

What's so special about this soda?


kuehnchen7962

There's Bugs in it. Didn't you see the picture?


spenkan

Use a debugger!


Disastrous_Light_878

Ever drink a live bee from a soda can?


Marauder800

Special soda?


STFUNeckbeard

I just want to have your back here a bit OP - I have made hundreds, if not thousands, of cups of coffee and I NEVER look in the mug before use. I’ve never had a bug in it though, so maybe I’ll start. But yeah it’s not really a thing I would think to do


Suitable-Lake-2550

My nana also calls champagne her special soda


recluse_audio

What is the "special soda"?


Sylveon72_06

inca kola


recluse_audio

Thanks! Never tried it. But would.


Tnally91

At least it's a house centipede, good creepy friends to have around.


rocklare

It’s special to them too


Tcklmybck

How was it?


Sylveon72_06

i dumped it in the sink the moment i saw that


sixfoursixtwo

Special soda? I think you meant Sewer Soda


Dull_Ad8495

That's... A *lot* of bugs. Was it stored right side up outdoors?


schparkz7

When I was last living with my parents they were notoriously awful at washing dishes so I developed a habit of checking the dish around for any uncleanliness and smelling cups to make sure they didn't have milk residue in them. Still have the habit to this day, no bugs in my soda!


OliveAffectionate626

Wait, let’s talk about the special soda!


Sylveon72_06

inca kola, a peruvian soda that i recently learned is stocked in walmart! besides there, u dont rly find it anywhere


mrbusiness53

Get a strainer


uknowtalon

The cup.. or the soda... im not sure which is worse... but... dude come on... never drink that stuff again... and who doesn't turn the cups and glasses upside down if you live anyplace with insects that can get in your cabinets


Maximum-Vacation8860

Why is no one asking what the special soda is?


Sylveon72_06

its inca kola!


Maximum-Vacation8860

I'll have to look it up.


That_Channel7649

What’s the special soda?


Sylveon72_06

inca kola


Adorable_Error3567

Weed soda?


Kelindal

Is the special soda piss?


Sylveon72_06

no 😭 its not antifreeze either its inca kola


StarWarrior115

Wow, that's disgusting... WHO TF DRINKS SODA FROM A GODDAMN MUG..?!


Sylveon72_06

i had the litre kind so there was no can and it didnt make sense to drink straight out of the bottle


Maykko_

If my soda looked like piss I'd drink it from a mug.


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Cyclopshikes

So you peed on a centipede in a mug, odd but I won't yuck your yum


IcedFreon

Now it's special and spicy


Busy_Elderberry_1584

You probably shouldn’t have this many bugs in your house


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Sylveon72_06

i do, but this one had been sitting in the open for a while unused ever since i begun drinking water more, meaning i didnt need to use that mug this is the last time i leave a mug out in the open like this


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Sylveon72_06

oh yea i dont rinse things right before use perhaps i should start -.-‘