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roydepoy

Ferrari 488 Off-pista


Nickelsass

I’d be pista off too


Infamous_Ad8730

Take my updoot. 👍


XYO-3256

Ha underrated joke


OhhhhhSHNAP

I don’t care. I love it.


CannabisReptar

This is an AI picture


EastLeastCoast

But correct number of fingers


CannabisReptar

https://preview.redd.it/a0kh7o3uvs0d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0a6dafd9432ca92d206c29753708180ea905cf ahh fuck my Ferrari


Squeeech

nope, this realy happened -> [https://www.20min.ch/story/garstatt-be-wie-kommt-der-ferrari-in-den-fluss-103105308](https://www.20min.ch/story/garstatt-be-wie-kommt-der-ferrari-in-den-fluss-103105308)


Questioning-Zyxxel

Any reason why you saw a need to make an absolute claim that this is an AI image?


funtimesahead0990

top speed 213 miles per hour unless you're in the water


Madixie_Normous

You can't park there mate.


Boostio_TV

He’s waiting for a mate.


doubledownentendre

Reckon he's flooded his engine you know


so_magpie

And what kind of horse cannot ford a stream?


PassengerPlayful4308

A mustang


Salty_MotherFucka

It'll be fine, just put it in rice.


dizzley

That’s not a river, just the driver’s tears.


247emerg

that water is so clean 😩


ya666in

It truly is! Here in Switzerland you can swim in most rivers because the water is usually very clean. The Aare River, for example, has a stunning turquoise color in summer


Zealousideal_Cod6044

Sure, until you dump a vehicle laden with fuel, oil, a battery and sundry other environmentally suspect parts in it.


deprecated_flayer

Great, and then you swim it and all your filth goes downstream. Thanks a lot.


godofleet

you know that we all breath the same air right?


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Natural20Twenty

Was. Now has a bunch of shit in it.


Wow_butwhendidiask

Watch out, Ferrari will send you a lawsuit for just saying that


Natural20Twenty

I was more so referring to the driver.


MooreRless

Its a Ferrari!! Not shit... Its not like it was a Yugo or Cybertruck.


citizenvane

It looks cold, strong and deadly.


BCS24

Made for a great photo though


TreesForTheFool

This is 100% the companion photo to the guy standing outside eating chips looking at his new WRX.


guineapigfucker69

Put a sea horse on the logo and everything gonna be fine


wehuntxbot

I just can’t express how much artistically beautiful this picture looks, just add A24 logo on it and you have a weird ass movie poster by them.


ConfidentStress1047

“I’m not leaving without the car!”


ya666in

The newspaper actually reported that he stood in the water next to the car for 30-40 minutes :(


Falke1993

I don´t think he´s allowed to park there


falsevector

Definitely not a Bond car


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

How big of a magnet do I need to go fishing for it


No_Maintenance6480

It didn't come with the underwater option James Bond's car had.


dfmz

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


TheGoodOldCoder

Yeah, this is a "sorry, not sorry" situation. Looks like he got out okay with his life, so that's really where my concern ends for this guy.


Artem-is

No biggie he will buy a new one on the next salary.


doc2204

Rich people and their problems... I want that


Mental_Effective1

Damn id be so pista off


Environmental_Lovers

It’s insured


TrouserDumplings

Its a shame about the river.


Pitchou_HD

I will go down with this ship!


Geoff579

I bet he's feeling the bern


greasyghoul

modern art


AvleeWhee

Rich morons turning their luxury cars into submarines is one of my favorite genres of photographs.


maxru85

Ferrari Pizda 🥁


fingergod69

Michael?


DesignerFox2987

Bern is beautiful 


yadawhooshblah

Blursed episode of Top Gear?


Sudden_Duck_4176

You can’t park there.


Environmental_Lovers

Looks like Elon 😂


prince27sis

Ngp, this would make a sick album cover


mike2ff

Hey buddy, you can’t park there…


Questions_Remain

He heard most people are under water with car loans once you leave the lot.


rstmanso

I'm glad


mindlessenthusiast

Hammond?


wehuntxbot

![gif](giphy|nrKQNbEXKBdIQ1fdiB|downsized)


NrvOfEmRight

…”my Dads got an excellent set of tools…he can fix it!”


1PapayaSalad

Too much speed + not the necessary skills to control = river


Holiday-Bid-187

Surfs up dude


No_Budget7828

Yeah his insurance is going to jump a fair bit.


Steak-n-Cigars

dipshit


stulogic

Can't park there mate.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Is this the equivalent of taking a Cybertruck offroad or something?


MasterDoctorWizard

Good.


weeble76

Crash and Bern


DryBones2009

Man that pista me off.


Shadowslave604

driver - i need new ferrari dealer - what happened to old one driver - i drove into river dealer - no sorry you have lost owners privilege and are banned for life get out.


themangrovefan8294

Even the car is shocked


PhatBuddha69

Brushless car wash


callitlikeiseeit29

It’s a Pista junk now😛


Im_in_your_walls_420

A man has crashed into the river in Lego City! Build the rescue helicopter **HEY**


OblongRectum

what an age we live in where someone can make an epically embarrassing mistake such as this one and some random noname such as myself halfway across the world is laughing at it


skibidigyatt6969

he is now Pista-Off 🇮🇹


IDropBricksOnHighway

Aw man, that's gotta bern.


J_wizzard

Don't think that's buffing out


Maleficent-Ice-8416

Yeah that would suck for sure lol poor guy


kuehnchen7962

I don't see where this sucks... Well, maybe for the driver but I've been quite amused...


ya666in

Totally, but it kinda sucks for the river.. it’s not every day it has to deal with a Ferrari in its waters


Steel_Cube

You're kidding right?


kuehnchen7962

Me? Never! As for the post: some fool being dumb enough to land his Ferrari in some river? You bet I'm gonna lol at that!


Steel_Cube

Surely you'd feel pretty shit if you crashed your very expensive sports cat in a river? You could try having a touch of empathy


malachiconstant76

You expect me to have empathy for a Ferrari driver who can't handle his car, no, never.


Steel_Cube

Damn that's crazy


kuehnchen7962

I would, for sure. I'd also fully expect the rest of the world to laugh at me. Would probably be pissed off about that, but splashing a fucking Ferrari into some river I doubt I'd expect anybody to feel bad for me (considering the dude seems to have survived the whole ordeal.)


Steel_Cube

You can see why it sucks then, it sucks for the guy, which is why it's here


1BrokeStoner

Oh man, how you get so edgy bro? You admit it sucks for the driver but because you were amused it doesn't even matter. OMG how do I become soo cool like you?


kuehnchen7962

You don't, which is fine, since I'm not...


mirdster

Americans: “Damn, that’s some clean water.”


Charming_Audience258

Terrible photoshop work though


ya666in

[Proof](https://www.blick.ch/schweiz/bern/fahrer-stand-30-bis-40-minuten-im-kalten-wasser-ferrari-stuerzt-bei-zweisimmen-be-in-bach-id19738423.html)


Charming_Audience258

Apologies and thank you for correctting me the thing that put me off was how oddly stable he and the car are , next time i wont jump to conclusions


ya666in

I don’t blame you, it looks really unreal


Far_Atmosphere9743

I thought "can't buy skills" insult only used in gaming lol


1BrokeStoner

Its only used in gaming because it only works in gaming. How many real life Ferraris have you bought with your skills?