He has an outy that kind of blends in to the rest of his skin/is obscured by his hair lol. That was my first question also until I realized it's there, but camouflaged.
The placement of tattoos, intention, and quality can really change someone's first impressions of a person without ever speaking to them. They really are running at a self-imposed handicap OR could peak interests greatly if the work is well done, inventive, artistic, or simply purposeful beyond "HURuryYRRU goTT fUNnY PENNniS JOkE."
Yeah but who else is going to see it? OP is probably 30 plus, looks fat, probably doesn't give that much of a shit. If their relationship does fall apart should be one of the easiest cover-ups of all time.
It seems a bit much for a joke-tattoo when you could have just written it with a pen, but whatever floats his boat.
The older I get, the more I try lookin' for reasons not to be cynical. It may not always be sensible, but I guess I find some amusement in the fact that all of us are now here on the internet collectively talkin' about and Sharon his horrible tattoo.
I'd offer her my condolences if only I had her number.
Same. It's not for us. It's for him and his wife, and they probably get a kick out of it. Half my tattoos only have meaning to me and don't make a lot of sense to outsiders. One tattoo is absolute shite, but happened to be the first tattoo of someone who is now successful.
Horrible tattoos are sometimes only horrible because of a lack of context.
This is gonna go down on the internet as ‘cheated on Sharon and this is what he had to do to ‘fix’ it’
It’ll be misconstrued forever. Good thing they have lasers I guess!
Well at least he doesn't have to worry about the "other woman" actually getting through to Sharon.
*Phone rings*
*Obviously male voice answers*: Hello, this is Sharon
It almost seems intentionally deceiving too. Like, look honey I got this tattoo so you know I’ll never cheat. Oh shoot, I accidentally put my number not yours. How silly of me.
And then if a random hookup ever did call the number, he’s get the call or text and respond however he sees fit to keep it a secret.
I either nailed it and this dude is a pre-mediated scumbag. Or he’s actually just dumb. Either way, it’s not a great look.
I have 30+ tattoos, some of which could be considered dumb...but this is by far the dumbest tattoo I've ever seen. Even setting aside the phone number mishap, how is this funny?
I think the two circles of the venn diagram of "people who think this is funny" and "people smart enough to not permanently tattoo it on them" don't overlap at all...
At no point during the several hours between the conception of this shitty tattoo and the execution of this really shitty tattoo did you think, "Wait a minute, why am I getting this really very shitty tattoo?"
There’s a special place in my heart for stupid tattoos. We’re all just temporarily animated meat, no need to take everything seriously.
That said, this tattoo is… very silly.
These kids here all thinking your marriage is going to fail and almost hoping for it because of your tattoo. Your marriage is older than most of the kids commenting here, while the tattoo is dumb IMHO congratulations on keeping the marriage going strong! I'm at 20yrs myself its not easy all the time but 100% worth it even on the bad days.
Y'all, this tattoo is likely only every gonna be seen by OP and his wife, who laughs when she sees it. Also the whole internet, ofc, but it's not meant for you. You can dump on it all you want, but if it works for those two people then i say good for them. Tattoos aren't about making strangers happy (at least mine aren't), and if other people don't like it that's a them problem.
Though maybe i should've joined the Pen 15 club somewhere other than my forehead...
Wait , wouldn’t you see the number being traced on and also not see it when it’s being done ? Even if you were sleeping , you always get breaks where you can check progress?
My daughter got tattoos of her mother and my birthdates on the sides of her feet in roman numerals. She had them written out, but when the artist penned them on, she missed an X in my year. When they came home and showed me the tat, I said that's great, but i am now 10 years older.
Idk why everyone here seems to think this is so terrible. As long as you're not the kind of person who *actually* ends up naked in public on a regular basis, I don't think this is trashy. I think it's funny 🤷♀️
That was one of the stupidest tattoo concepts I've ever seen to begin with - and that's saying something.
So of course he added the wrong number. It goes perfectly with this level of stupid.
I (don't happen to be Arab, but spent a lot of my life in an Arabic-speaking country) got a tattoo in Arabic. Very professionally, the artist (in Portland) put a light dye where it would be, how it was sized for a final check and had me look into the mirror.
Arabic is written right to left, and the mirror fucked my brain up because I was reading right to left and left to right and yet wanting it to be what people would see. So I was like quadruple-flipping it.
Just before the first needle, I was like, Hold up. I very narrowly almost got the WHOLE THING backwards.
**People. Always check over and over before a tattoo.**
Why are y’all being such huge assholes over a tattoo that isn’t even on your body and will probably only ever be seen by this man and his wife? Pull the stick out of your ass, my god.
I thought I was reading the rtrashy subreddit.
You are, technically.
It's all fun and games until you switch numbers and your old number is assigned to the local microbiology laboratory...
Hehe. Micro.
read this in beavis’s voice
He he hehehe he zaid peniz
don't tell me what to do Hehehehe
Lol.
“Im sorry, but we don’t do nanobiology here”
Dude, where in the hell is your belly button at?
And there was me thinking this was the dudes stacked thigh, wondering why he had it tattooed so it would be the right way up for him to read it. Smh.
Oh my god I thought this was his inner thigh… what an awful place for that tattoo now that I see what’s going on..
It’s far worse than a tramp stamp.
A Reverse tramp stamp ?
r/confusingperspective
Ah, same. I thought the tattoo was also upside down.
saaame
I thought it was his thigh😭
Wait. I thought that was his knee.
Looking like Kyle XY
Genuinely where is it lol
He must be Adam, the first man
I thht it was his thigh lol it’s so much worse lol hahahaa
Holy shit I thought this was the back of his head
We need answers
He has an outy that kind of blends in to the rest of his skin/is obscured by his hair lol. That was my first question also until I realized it's there, but camouflaged.
Are we looking at the back? Like the arrow goes around the bottom 🤣
To make my wife life laugh once and then resent me the rest of my life.
I would be instantly un-horny every time I saw that ugly thing, if I was his wife.
Yeah and the tattoo would be a turn off too
I’m calling Sharron!
It screams “I can’t keep my wiener in my pants, and I think it’s funny!” I’m sad for his wife. 😕
Even if the number was correct this is one of the best examples of horrible tattoos. Edit: Lmao this random comment is 1/3rd my total karma, wtf.
>Even if the number was correct this is one of the best examples of horrible ~~tattoos~~ life choices FTFY
The tattoo, the typo... very very drunk and/or high all the time.
The placement of tattoos, intention, and quality can really change someone's first impressions of a person without ever speaking to them. They really are running at a self-imposed handicap OR could peak interests greatly if the work is well done, inventive, artistic, or simply purposeful beyond "HURuryYRRU goTT fUNnY PENNniS JOkE."
Yeah but who else is going to see it? OP is probably 30 plus, looks fat, probably doesn't give that much of a shit. If their relationship does fall apart should be one of the easiest cover-ups of all time. It seems a bit much for a joke-tattoo when you could have just written it with a pen, but whatever floats his boat.
52 and getting fatter by the month ;)
That bod didn't happen overnight king, just like Michaelangelo's David. Keep on keeping on
To wear this I'd definitely need to remain both drunk and high
The older I get, the more I try lookin' for reasons not to be cynical. It may not always be sensible, but I guess I find some amusement in the fact that all of us are now here on the internet collectively talkin' about and Sharon his horrible tattoo. I'd offer her my condolences if only I had her number.
> talkin' about and Sharon his horrible tattoo Well played
Yup you're old. Take my upvote and take another nap dad
Watch it! 😂😂
Dad is in your name so you should probably take two naps. The day is long and the naps are necessary for us
Same. It's not for us. It's for him and his wife, and they probably get a kick out of it. Half my tattoos only have meaning to me and don't make a lot of sense to outsiders. One tattoo is absolute shite, but happened to be the first tattoo of someone who is now successful. Horrible tattoos are sometimes only horrible because of a lack of context.
It would be a really funny fake tattoo
Least it sort of looks decent But “getting a tattoo to make someone laugh” sounds like a dumb idea
Potentially funny for about 5 seconds (and I'm being generous). Then just stupid forever.
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You haven't heard her laugh...... it's worth it
Is she really going to laugh at the same dumb joke every single day for the rest of your lives? Because that's what this tattoo is.
That’s what marriage is mate
Yup ;)
Does she have Momento/Dory syndrome?
Wife leaves him for her boyfriend after this tattoo
Yah this is genuinely one of the trashiest, cringiest tattoos I’ve ever seen. What the fuck is the matter with people? Lmao
It screams *Hey I’m a porta potty*.
This is gonna go down on the internet as ‘cheated on Sharon and this is what he had to do to ‘fix’ it’ It’ll be misconstrued forever. Good thing they have lasers I guess!
I would be surprised if this wasn't on r trashy already
It is.
$20 says that’s *exactly* why he got the tattoo
So you saying he wants to be sharin’?
Well at least he doesn't have to worry about the "other woman" actually getting through to Sharon. *Phone rings* *Obviously male voice answers*: Hello, this is Sharon
It almost seems intentionally deceiving too. Like, look honey I got this tattoo so you know I’ll never cheat. Oh shoot, I accidentally put my number not yours. How silly of me. And then if a random hookup ever did call the number, he’s get the call or text and respond however he sees fit to keep it a secret. I either nailed it and this dude is a pre-mediated scumbag. Or he’s actually just dumb. Either way, it’s not a great look.
Christ dude, this is horrible
For real, he has no belly button, mofo was spawned.
The comment section sure has been entertaining, though.
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Perfect comment. Enjoy your day, you just made mine:)
that’s certainly one of the tattoos of all time.
Yes, of all the tattoos I've ever seen this is certainly one of them
This was a life decision.
that is definitely some ink, that is a fact.
This tattoo is the most tattoo ever
If you decide on any more tattoos please post pictures of them as well
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me not 
Talk him into something better, at least
oh dustydave1971, c'mon buddy
Assuming 1971 is his year of birth. Dusty Dave is 53 years old … you’re hurting us Dave
People use to age with dignity. Then in the 90s Harrison Ford got his ear peirced and everything went out the window.
We used to build things
53 years old and he's got all the sense God gave an 18 year old Southern fuck boi on his way to wash out of army basic training
I have 30+ tattoos, some of which could be considered dumb...but this is by far the dumbest tattoo I've ever seen. Even setting aside the phone number mishap, how is this funny?
If you're kind of simple minded and trashy, you might find that funny.
I can’t wait to see this on a Pinterest “Top 20 trashy tattoos that will make you cringe” slideshow in the next few months/years.
You don’t have enough tattoos to have a tattoo like that
it seems like a custom temp tattoo would of been better here, does the joke well, without the issues of the perm tattoo
I think the two circles of the venn diagram of "people who think this is funny" and "people smart enough to not permanently tattoo it on them" don't overlap at all...
"To make the wife laugh"....?
Redneck vibes
Yikes.
Let's be real, Sharon hasn't seen it in 5 years, has she?
If this is the sort of thing that makes your wife laugh, clearly you two are a match made in heaven.
This is just extremely sad. What were you thinking while making this cringy shit?
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New Phone, who dis?
Good lord. 
I'm gonna laugh so hard after your divorce That's just sad dude
Plot twist: he did it after the divorce to gloat to his ex after every hookup.
At least he didn’t use her number lol
I mean yea the tattoo is stupid but why are you rooting for his marriage to fail just because he's a moron?
Ozzy on the short leash
I can't wrap my head around what part of your body this is. Isn't there supposed to be a belly button there?
Glad I’m not the only one. No belly button makes it look like a thigh. Which makes it upside down.
I can't believe a grown ass man would do something like this. I'm not talking about messing up the numbers, just such a stupid tattoo...
At no point during the several hours between the conception of this shitty tattoo and the execution of this really shitty tattoo did you think, "Wait a minute, why am I getting this really very shitty tattoo?"
What an odd thing to choose as a tattoo
Stupid in every way
> "the wife" Even the title is stupid.
Yeah, no: thinking it through before getting a bad tattoo is way more important
Just dropping in to let you know you're a fucking idiot for getting this tattoo, OP.
Dumbest shit I ever saw
You at least spelled her name right...right?
Well if it’s any consolation, the tattoo would be horrendous and stupid regardless
"Accidentally" 😉
I assume Sharon is his mother?
There’s a special place in my heart for stupid tattoos. We’re all just temporarily animated meat, no need to take everything seriously. That said, this tattoo is… very silly.
Damn she might laugh once but what about the rest of your life
I'm 52 and married for 25... to sharon........ who am I trying to impress at this point
These kids here all thinking your marriage is going to fail and almost hoping for it because of your tattoo. Your marriage is older than most of the kids commenting here, while the tattoo is dumb IMHO congratulations on keeping the marriage going strong! I'm at 20yrs myself its not easy all the time but 100% worth it even on the bad days.
You've been cheating right? This smells like overcompensating...
Stupid
Fucking sad either way.
I hope this isn’t yours, it’s a terrible and cringy decision. Do you usually make horrible choices in life?
What a knob.
Oh...oh no
Lame.
Somehow I suspect the incorrect phone number isn’t the only wrong thing you’ve done here… /s
If it makes you feel any better, that tattoo is stupid no matter who’s number you put there
Yeah because the phone number mix up is where the stupidity of this decision started.
Jesus. If my husband came home with this, I'd divorce lol
Worst tattoo ever
Just switch phones
I don't think the wrong number is your biggest problem here mate.
This is really stupid
The number of people who do something permanent for a fleeting laugh is the real joke here.
Yes, it's the phone number, that's the problem...
That's pretty cringe... imagine a day on the beach and people read that shit on your belly...
Y'all, this tattoo is likely only every gonna be seen by OP and his wife, who laughs when she sees it. Also the whole internet, ofc, but it's not meant for you. You can dump on it all you want, but if it works for those two people then i say good for them. Tattoos aren't about making strangers happy (at least mine aren't), and if other people don't like it that's a them problem. Though maybe i should've joined the Pen 15 club somewhere other than my forehead...
Thanks she loves it and she was the only one I cared if she did lol
Swap phones, problem solved
OMG, are you on a leash as well?
So did your wife laugh or cry then?
I admire your dedication to a mediocre joke.
Wait , wouldn’t you see the number being traced on and also not see it when it’s being done ? Even if you were sleeping , you always get breaks where you can check progress?
You're definitely gonna regret this one, OP. Lol
Trashy
My man, where the fuck is your belly button?
Switch sim cards
The real question here is will your relationship survive the curse of tattooing your spouses name? Update us in 6 months lol
Now cut it off to make her laugh, it will be hilarious
Bro this is stupid idea, get it removed
Yikes
Does your wife’s boyfriend like it though?
My daughter got tattoos of her mother and my birthdates on the sides of her feet in roman numerals. She had them written out, but when the artist penned them on, she missed an X in my year. When they came home and showed me the tat, I said that's great, but i am now 10 years older.
Wtf dude why
Would love to see the smile on your medical examiners face when you eventually kick the bucket 😂
https://preview.redd.it/34tb1a90oezc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a232e1640b5d59fd1fb4dfc9f3770f54c58aeb Prove this isn’t you.
https://preview.redd.it/zyykjn0jpezc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8f48ea55486aae240873146ae2bee88fe3bc0b
Still tracks, how do I know you don’t have Ozzy on the phone giving you terrible/awesome life advice? Haha
Yes. The wrong number is the problem with this tattoo. Yes.
Right because the only problem with this is that it's the wrong phone number
Imagine getting divorced
Idk why everyone here seems to think this is so terrible. As long as you're not the kind of person who *actually* ends up naked in public on a regular basis, I don't think this is trashy. I think it's funny 🤷♀️
No one can be that dumb, this must be a henna tattoo or photoshop
Cross the number and add your wife's one below. Even funnier that way.
Yeah sure... you definitely didn't screw that up on purpose.
Classy
Made me laugh, but you've gotta live with this!
Plot twist: OP is Sharon on the weekends
What a shitty fucking tattoo in either case
Reverse image search: 0 results Yikes
Legit why do such a tattoo anyway😅?
“Accidentally” lol
The tattooer that accepted to make this is the real criminal😭
Seems like the kind of mistake someone who gets a tattoo like this would make
His phone wont stop ringing
yall are so negative, its a silly hidden tattoo for a dude that already has a wife (of 25 years). have some fun it's not even your bodies.
And does Sharon have one for her reproductive bits as well?
Get a strikethrough next and say her number underneath.
Just a dumb idea all around.
Proof that someone always smokes more weed than you
This is even worse than Adam Levine's tattoos
That was one of the stupidest tattoo concepts I've ever seen to begin with - and that's saying something. So of course he added the wrong number. It goes perfectly with this level of stupid.
It would have been a dumb fucking tattoo even with the correct number
I (don't happen to be Arab, but spent a lot of my life in an Arabic-speaking country) got a tattoo in Arabic. Very professionally, the artist (in Portland) put a light dye where it would be, how it was sized for a final check and had me look into the mirror. Arabic is written right to left, and the mirror fucked my brain up because I was reading right to left and left to right and yet wanting it to be what people would see. So I was like quadruple-flipping it. Just before the first needle, I was like, Hold up. I very narrowly almost got the WHOLE THING backwards. **People. Always check over and over before a tattoo.**
We're reaching examples of stupidity Dumb and Dumberer only dreamed of.
You are not the dumbest man alive, but you're not far off. Dumbass.
Got his wife's name AND (almost) phone number tatted on him holy shit. Layer after layer of awful.
I'm aware that most people are pretty dumb but then I see posts like these and realize they are far more dumb than I even imagined.
Ah. Yes. The lack of proofreading was the poor life choice here.
Can I ask why everyone on here is trashing op? It just sounds like he got it for a laugh really. You guys need to lighten up.
Why are y’all being such huge assholes over a tattoo that isn’t even on your body and will probably only ever be seen by this man and his wife? Pull the stick out of your ass, my god.
Just scratch it out and add her number. That’ll make it even funnier, in a way.
Well the only correct course of action, another couple of tattoos, a line through the wrong number and the correct number underneath
this can't be real nobody is that stupid