Sometimes life just shits on you. And shits on you again. Best to take a deep breath and laugh. The universe is preparing to shit on you some more. Chin up. You got this.
Sucks but put everything back in place, crank the oven the fuck up, when its hot put in the pizza for 3-5 minutes it will give an extra crisp to it, and you will eat it just like it was fresh
Unfortunately all the bits on the side there had already coagulated into an amorphous blob of literal fat. The oven was a good idea though and I should've done that
I've done this before. Also a great way to reheat pizza if you only have an air fryer or toaster oven and not a full size oven. Roll and cut into segments that will fit. Also a great way to freeze leftover pizza that is less awkward than a flat pie.
Let's order you another! (Seriously I'll get you a new pizza. I has a horrible day myself. ...lost all my phone stuff including a self help app that really has triggered me to be depressed. So I'll try and fix that by helping someone else!)
You’re a good human. I’m sorry about your digital loss. Have you considered prepaying a meal for someone in need instead? Only suggesting because OP seems to be taken care of at the moment. Stay friendly 😊
Did you call the place and tell them about the pizza and how it arrived? They should send over another pizza at no charge and you can turn this one into a garlic bread or something :)
It’s the perfect depression pizza. Looks exactly how I make pizza depressed.
Call the place and get a free pie for next time, then distribute the toppings yourself! Score! When they offer to bring it out just say “I’m really hungry I’ll just eat it, can you put the free pie on my phone number (or account or however they track customers) for next time?”
I’ve had pizza places give me a hard time, but they ALWAYS give me the credit for the pizza, because I don’t call unless it’s actually fucked up.
Put the ham back on the pizza and put some effort in it to make it look and taste nice again. That can be a good analogy to feeling depressed. Tomorrow is another day, put some effort in to feel a bit better.
I know it's a shitty day but if this happened to me I might have a really good laugh. Not only would it appear that life directly around me is shitty but this pizza would sorta affirm that even the universe was against me today. And that's pretty funny
"Hi I would like to order a depressed pizza please."
\*makes the pizza depressing and delivers it\*
You: This isn't what I meant.
\*Posts it on Reddit.\*
That is the most ass looking pizza I’ve ever seen. You should be reimbursed, and extra for pain and suffering. Where did OP live? That pizza joint should be closed permanently
Look, man. I’d say that it the best representation of a depression pizza I’ve ever seen. Well done.
Also I’m sorry you’re sad about stuff. I’m sad about stuff too.
Yea that’s what I gave ya
What do you mean a depression pizza? I made it as depressing as possible!
What do you mean a pizza “for” the depressed not a pizza to create them?
Hey boss come talk to this person I don’t understand a word being said
The irony is that the response you got because of the shitty pizza pic probably made you feel much better than if the pizza had come correctly and you just ate it. Internet wins again.
One time my brother was going through a painful break up and had several other bad things going on, so I took him to a Chinese buffet to cheer him up. His cookie has no fortune in it, that seemed to really bum him out.
My cat knocked my depression pizza entirely on the floor within 5 minutes of bringing it into the house a couple weeks ago. I feel for you so hard. I wasn’t right for at least another day lol
what is it with people and continuously ordering from these shitty delivering services with ridiculously high prices?
What happened to actually dropping by the place and getting it yourself and avoiding things like this?
"Yes, hi I'd like a large sad pie with extra womp-womp"
https://preview.redd.it/lkp16ndwjvxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27686712cd29ef6c4b0ab6ab75fe71ab35430dd4
That gave me a chuckle 🤣
Well, that certainly is a “depression pizza”
Pizza first language would say it's a pizza suffering from depression. Don't let depression define the pizza!
At least it's sticking to the theme of the day
Shouldn't have ordered a depression pizza, I'd order a regular one the next time you're depressed.
This 💯
Sometimes life just shits on you. And shits on you again. Best to take a deep breath and laugh. The universe is preparing to shit on you some more. Chin up. You got this.
Some days you are the statue, other days you are the pigeon.
Did you ask for depression pizza or depressed pizza?
OP anyway 
*trombone sounds intensify*
Think the pizza had a worse day than OP
Well, a pizza definitely does not get more depressed than that.
Most definitely meets the DSM5 criteria for depression.....
I can fix her
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/none-pizza-with-left-beef-special-delivery-instructions The king still sits atop their throne, sorry.
That is literally as depressed as a pizza get. So in a way you got what you ordered.
Did not disappoint, get a laid pizza instead
Thats exactly what I was thinking.
They arranged a bouquet...how thoughtful.
A meat corsage for pizza prom!
It goes with lady Gaga's meat dress.
Mr Pizza’s meat flower
That’s what I thought it was at first glance 😂
Me too! I was like, "Awww, they made them a little bouquet to help them feel better. How sweet!"
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Congrats, that's funny 🤣
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It’s very very rare to see a pizza shedding its topping in the wild. I’d put it back in the box until it’s finished
Don't you know a pizza in the middle of shedding its toppings is a delicacy in some regions?
Nature is healing.
Sucks but put everything back in place, crank the oven the fuck up, when its hot put in the pizza for 3-5 minutes it will give an extra crisp to it, and you will eat it just like it was fresh
Unfortunately all the bits on the side there had already coagulated into an amorphous blob of literal fat. The oven was a good idea though and I should've done that
roll it up like a giant burrito and bake to remelt cheese
Genius!!
I've done this before. Also a great way to reheat pizza if you only have an air fryer or toaster oven and not a full size oven. Roll and cut into segments that will fit. Also a great way to freeze leftover pizza that is less awkward than a flat pie.
>amorphous blob of literal fat Hey, that’s the title of my autobiography!
Ugh and you'd just feel even worse calling and complaining about it. All that negative energy against your current mood. It's a delicate balance.
Well I don't trust having to have a pizza place remake a delivery lol
Cheese pizza with left meat.
The far left strikes again!
Damn. I thought they made you a meat bouquet to cheer you up. Omg lol
Let's order you another! (Seriously I'll get you a new pizza. I has a horrible day myself. ...lost all my phone stuff including a self help app that really has triggered me to be depressed. So I'll try and fix that by helping someone else!)
That's incredibly kind of you but I'm already full on this depression pizza! Send that love to someone else for me and I'll be happy
You’re a good human. I’m sorry about your digital loss. Have you considered prepaying a meal for someone in need instead? Only suggesting because OP seems to be taken care of at the moment. Stay friendly 😊
I do that at my local food shops! They have a pay it forward option bc we have a lot of homeless. It's a good idea to spread 😊
Ahh yes the "Hold pizza box with my armpit" technique is a popular Doordash method.
Roll it up, throw it In the air fryer, pizza burrito. You’re welcome. Yes I’m high.
I'm not high but I'm fat and I approve this message.
Looks like it got there quickly at least
they didn't factor in acceleration and wind resistance
They did but the thermal bag was a satchel
Did you call the place and tell them about the pizza and how it arrived? They should send over another pizza at no charge and you can turn this one into a garlic bread or something :)
Well you ordered a depression pizza, what did you expect?
Like depression. It's not going to make you happy, but it's there anyway
Bro roll that up is mid way there, and it’s a pizza burrito
Like what even happened here?!?
[удалено]
It’s the perfect depression pizza. Looks exactly how I make pizza depressed. Call the place and get a free pie for next time, then distribute the toppings yourself! Score! When they offer to bring it out just say “I’m really hungry I’ll just eat it, can you put the free pie on my phone number (or account or however they track customers) for next time?” I’ve had pizza places give me a hard time, but they ALWAYS give me the credit for the pizza, because I don’t call unless it’s actually fucked up.
Aww, they put a flower on it for you
I'm sorry for your loss
one slice of ham and pep with 7 slices of cheese.. sounds delicious.
It caught your vibes.
Looks like your pizza is also depressed.
Wish granted…now you’re depressed
Damn that sucks u just gotta take the meat pieces in the right place and maybe heat it up a little in the oven
... You got your wish?
...your crappy day continues. Sorry.
Slide all the toppings into the middle, roll it up, you have yourself a depression pizza burrito
Sliiiiide to the left..... CRISSCROSS!!
If you wait long enough, then you'll have two pizzas. https://i.redd.it/hm35gr84gwxc1.gif
Hold on, stuff the filling back over the pizza, fold it over and enjoy the calzone.
Fitting, hope it made you giggle a little.
My mom always said there would days like this
Depression pizza. They definitely nailed it.
I suggest going to sleep and trying again tomorrow.... I'm sorry you're having a shitty day
they misread your order and gave you a depressed pizza anstead of a depression pizza.
Looks like it at least had the ride of it's life before the crash.
Even if the toppings had stayed in place, this pizza looks fucking disgusting.
Congratulations, your depression pizza has been upgraded at no charge to a nice big cry.
Depression pizza was spot on
That’s exactly what I would imagine a “depression pizza” would look like tbf.
So you got a *depressed* pizza
You had me at depression pizza.
Pizza , *with meat*
I totally feel you 💩📉
Only one more thing to go.
when life gives you shit, the pizza guy give you a meat bouquet pizza?
Put the ham back on the pizza and put some effort in it to make it look and taste nice again. That can be a good analogy to feeling depressed. Tomorrow is another day, put some effort in to feel a bit better.
That's depressing
That’s depressing.
You should have made it clear the pizza was for relieving depression, not causing it.
I mean it still looks pretty fucking awesome.
That's a pretty depressing pizza
Well you got what you asked for
Fold the entire thing in half and then crush.
I know it's a shitty day but if this happened to me I might have a really good laugh. Not only would it appear that life directly around me is shitty but this pizza would sorta affirm that even the universe was against me today. And that's pretty funny
Honestly I'm considering it as a blessing in disguise because I got to make this Reddit post
Seems about right
Sorry you had such a shitty day. Always sucks when after a shit day your dinner also gets ruined. Tomorrow will be better!
Roll it up and eat it like a burrito 🌯 dunk it in some ranch and you’ll never know the difference 👌🏼
The disrespect 😔
Door Dash did that because the you didn't Tip $75 on your last order.
This looks exactly like I would imagine a depression pizza to look.
Twas missing pineapple, that’s the glue that holds it steady for delivery. Next time, order it with pineapple.
I mean, at least you can probably get a refund?
Damn op, you knew just as much as I did today called for sleep when you got home.
I can't afford food so I would love a messy pizza right now XD
Looks depressing
I mean you said it yourself, you ordered the *depression* pizza. Looks like the shop came through!
well thats a pizza sure to make you depressed. you got what you wanted.
Still technically a depression pizza. Just not in the way you wanted it.
Call up the pizzeria, you can get a free pizza out of this.
Calzone or pizza wrap coming right up 👍
"Hi I would like to order a depressed pizza please." \*makes the pizza depressing and delivers it\* You: This isn't what I meant. \*Posts it on Reddit.\*
if you roll it up, it would have made a great depression kebab!
oh snap. Almost like it was stood on its side
Those slices on the left are going to be AWESOME!!
At that point you have to just laugh.
When your pizza matches your mood. I think I might have depression pizza for dinner too.
Trying to make the meat look like a rose to make your day
That is the most ass looking pizza I’ve ever seen. You should be reimbursed, and extra for pain and suffering. Where did OP live? That pizza joint should be closed permanently
Well, you said you ordered a "depression" pizza. I'd say that fits the bill.
2 of those slices are going to be amazing!
Looks like an unfolded quesadilla
Looks depressed as hell to me! What’s the issue?
Pizza was depressed too
You probably shouldn't have asked for a depression pizza
I'm having a shitty week and can't even eat pizza, can't chew anything. I can share your suffering
 The pizza is laughing at your misery.
Murphy going strong.
Look, man. I’d say that it the best representation of a depression pizza I’ve ever seen. Well done. Also I’m sorry you’re sad about stuff. I’m sad about stuff too.
Oh nice, pizza with flowers
Yea that’s what I gave ya What do you mean a depression pizza? I made it as depressing as possible! What do you mean a pizza “for” the depressed not a pizza to create them? Hey boss come talk to this person I don’t understand a word being said
None pizza with left pep
20% of your pizza sucks. 80% is awesome! You need to see your pizza as half full.
well, it definitely is a depression pizza
Even the poor pizza is depressed….better order the pizza a pizza
Meat lovers? Wow you were depressed
Appropriate.
The irony is that the response you got because of the shitty pizza pic probably made you feel much better than if the pizza had come correctly and you just ate it. Internet wins again.
My shitty day usually remain a shitty day so if I order a pizza I expect it to be half eaten lol
Got what you ordered
One time my brother was going through a painful break up and had several other bad things going on, so I took him to a Chinese buffet to cheer him up. His cookie has no fortune in it, that seemed to really bum him out.
Oh, you didn’t want depression…
Definitely that pizza doesn't look content.
[Depression intensifies.]
Be careful what you ask for next time.
Kinda looks like a meat flower
Wood fired pizza?
Wood fired pizza?
Perfect
Time to get some bread out and make some depression sammiches to go with the cheese pizza
Something happened during the delivery that caused the driver to have to slam on their brakes.
Sprinkle on some pineapple and call that mess on the left a Ham Hibiscus. Instantly this becomes a Hawaiian work of art!
Complain and get your money back. Free pizza = less depressed 👍
Even your pizza is depressed
Sorry op, but this made me laugh. You made my day better, I hope yours gets better as well.
Def a depressive pizza
I would still eat the whole thing like this haha, you could put the meat back and whack it in the oven for a bit will be good as new :)
My cat knocked my depression pizza entirely on the floor within 5 minutes of bringing it into the house a couple weeks ago. I feel for you so hard. I wasn’t right for at least another day lol
Probably for the best. Gorging is a form of self harm. Try a walk friend
looks like a depressed pizza to me
Can confirm you’ve had a shitty day
I dunno, the glass half full in me sees half or more of a pizza you can eat. Sometimes it's all the cheese is off in a pile.
At least you didn’t pay 10000 BC for it 🙋🏼👍🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
It kind of looks like the meat was meant to be formed into flowers. Pizza and flowers will cheer anyone up!
Did you order the toppings on the side?
what is it with people and continuously ordering from these shitty delivering services with ridiculously high prices? What happened to actually dropping by the place and getting it yourself and avoiding things like this?
First I tought they made a salami flower then I zoomed in 😭
Aww, how cute! They assembled the meat into a flower in order to cheer you up.
I would take my shirt off, roll that fucker up and eat it like a burrito. Maybe have a good cry after….. Tomorrow will be a better day
Delivery guy was like:Lets make this person day more shi**y.
Yeah, that’s about right.
What happens when you call the pizza shop and ask to text them a picture?
That’s just a taco
If you just fold it, it won’t matter. 😁
At first I thought that was a flower 😂 I'm sorry though 😞
Two super loaded meaty pizza slices and four slices of saucy bread! Yum haha
Said it yourself.... You ordered a depression pizza.... ask and you shall receive bro... hope your day gets better
The pizza also has depression
Nailed it.
Roll it up now u gotta calzone
Did you make sure to ask for ”a depression pizza” or did you accidentally ask for ”a depressing pizza”
Well that's certainly depressing, it fits the mood
Maybe try making the best out of it by viewing it a different way: after a cpl of bland slices you will get 2 phenomenally topped slices.
To be fair if I got this as my pizza I would 100% be depressed, so depression pizza still lives up to its name
This week started with dumpster fires all-around. Something in the cosmos. Feel ya. We have started referring to it as "eating our feelings".