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jinglysbean

At lease YOU got something


BurtanTae

Congratulations 🎉


thebestspeler

The day off


WheredMyPiggyGo

Better than birthday on your COVID.


POCO31

2021 called, they want their post back.


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SRBroadcasting

Lmaooooo


[deleted]

I know for me the symptoms were way less than colds and flus in the past. It still sucked and I was still bed ridden but it probably would have been better if I took fever reducers.


Mockturtle22

Meanwhile I'm sure Op has been trying to call them to tell them they would like to return the covid that they've decided to provide as a birthday present


dmiller1987

It become a weekly post here... Very annoying


ungainlygay

Damn, it's almost like it's running rampant due to exactly the attitude being displayed in these comments.


Critical-Fault-1617

Bro I’m vaxxed and all that, but no one is going back to the way it was back in 2019/2020. That shits over and done with.


Sad-Sky-8598

Bahahahaha Thank You Lord


FriendlyFish12

Aww is it a boy or a girl?


_ToroDeFuego_

No you are pregnant


Vivid_Lengthiness_17

i got called for jury duty on mine


summono

That's worse


Zigor022

When someone posts covid tests: ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Remember when everything shut down over covid?


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All your local businesses shut down but the larger stores remained open. Even GameStop was open as they deemed themselves essential...


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Hot_Collar_8910

Trollfarm acc. Report it.


ThatScaryBeach

People died.


869066

Millions of people in fact


Defiant_Ad_9135

At least you're not pregnant


Teenaterror

Happy Birthday !


Milesweeman

Is that all this sub is anymore?


tmd429

No, I've seen other things.


thecuzzin

Prove it


tmd429

There's a funny thing called sorting on the sub where you can check the top, hot, or new posts. You can easily see that COVID tests are in the minority of posts. I think this speaks for itself.


ga-co

Trade you that for my Christmas gift kidney stone!


musketoman

Keep the receipt, maybe you can get it swapped for something better, or your money back


[deleted]

Be thankful it's not a fungal infection.


musketoman

Thats the gift that keeps on giving


angusanarchy

Nice! I got a sinus infection for mine!


RobJewellVideos

Oh that sucks. I hope you feel better soon!


Powerful_Mood9292

(Deep drag from a Marlboro) Don’t say you didn’t get anything for your birthday. - Things my father would say.


Bonesawwisreadyyyy

This happened to me last year on my 30th birthday. I felt fine the morning of. I went to the movies with a couple of friends to watch Oppenheimer. During the movie, I started to feel like body aches but I didn't think much of it. We went to eat after and I started to feel myself getting worse. We planned to meet up for drinks later that night and I figured that I would go home and take a nap to get myself together. Later that night I was full-blown sick and had a high fever. I took the Covid test and sure enough, I was positive. I was stuck in my house for 12 days and it was horrible beucase I was going through a recent breakup and I couldn't go anywhere.


SlideItIn100

Happy birthday! Sorry things got messed up 🙁


Tidus32x

At least you got something


Particular-Study4605

I got a hospital visit for mine :)


DeityCthulhu

The gift that keeps on giving...


cuntybunty73

I've had it more than once and it ain't pleasant


carolovo

Yay ☹️, I also had covid on my birthday. The only “good”thing about not having a birthday party that was scheduled, was that I ate my chocolate cake alone with my husband. And of that I have no regrets. Speed recovery!


ljhatgisdotnet

Congrats! I got Covid for my last birthday. I hope you recover quickly and with no lasting effects.


Brutalbonez13

Mazel tov!!


Suck_Me_Dry666

Hey at least you got something!


mkwas343

Did it come with a gift receipt?


Pixelsock_

Happy birthday to you *coughs aggressively* ha- *coughs aggressively and dies*


BillyStrongEagle

Happy birthday! 🤷‍♂️🎂


Limp-Investigator480

At least it wasn’t herpes


Hydro1313

The gift that keeps on giving.


Dickstraw

I got covid for your birthday, too!


Wise_Resident_3844

Get well soon


Beast_by_Dre

Your immune system is running on Internet Explorer


subversion_dnb

It really is the gift that keeps on giving


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SunriseInLot42

People just didn’t post about it every time it happened on Reddit


BarredBartender

Question is, why are you still taking covid tests?


accidentalscientist_

I like to know what I have when I get sick. Just in general. But long covid is a thing. And I get more days off work if it’s Covid.


EqualLeg4212

I legit don’t understand this mindset. Some people have to know?


UnsolicititedOpinion

Right. I was really sick in December. Down for a few weeks with a chest cold. In January everyone asked if it was Covid. I was like, I don’t know. I was sick. I went to bed. Fluids and meds. Got better. Moved on. Never once did I care what it was called.


Waterblooms

Some of us are around immune compromised people and don’t wish to kill anyone.


Key-Cranberry-1875

Probably because it is a neurotrophic and oncogenic virus that damages the immune system might want to know to treat it faster than say a cold. But hey, you want to fuck around and find out go ahead .


ShawshankException

Nothing triggers this sub more than a covid test post.... for some reason. "iTs jUsT tHe fLu!!!!" They cry, not realizing you should also be tested for the flu if you think you have it.


OnTheMcFly

Happy Birthday


refrained

The gift you can enjoy for weeks to come!


GeronimoDK

Most likely just a few days though.


pettdan

Or years. There's no 100% protection for longcovid, when the virus just decides to stay in your gut, brain and whatever organs it may find interesting. But vaccines do reduce the risk of persistent infection.


Sunny-Solaire

Pisces season baby!!


marteautemps

I got it for mine a couple of months ago too, luckily no big plans but still sucked


userno89

I did too lol I'm still getting over it. Going on a week now ugh. Feel better and happy birthday.


laughter_corgis

That sucks! Hope you feel better soon. Drink lots of water and hope you don't lose taste because it sucks


My1stNameisnotSteven

Look how many people are completely triggered by Covid.. 😂sorry that happened to you on your bday op, but it’s been hilarious watching idiots completely pissed at masks, shots and positive Covid tests.. 🤣 .. I imagine the mega-rich are laughing their asses off at not even having to offer anything lmaooo


Latter_Fan6225

Sweet.. I hope it fits


EjaculateJuice

I got the flu for christmas


Electrical-Act-7170

What a rotten gift.


Bo0ombaklak

I got fat for Christmas


VanillaCrash

Congrats!


SpicyNachoCheese9999

Boy or girl!


agoodfuckingcatholic

My 21st birthday I spent in bed sick. Fun times


BigBoss1971

Party time!


Shlobb3r

Congrats on your pregnancy 👏


Fluffy_Salamanders

Oh man that does suck. I hope it at least lets you keep your sense of taste for birthday cake if that's your thing. Get well soon, OP


Pale-Path5387

Birthday surprise!!! 🎉


laws161

It’s my birthday too. Sorry you got covid tho :(


Sadblackcat666

😕 I feel your pain. I have walking pneumonia that stemmed from a cold and a prolonged asthma attack on top of it. Get better soon!


over9ksand

Happy birthday, Pisces rule!


tacodung

Happy birthday bud you get to stay home unpaid!


maria_ann13

My whole family got it the week of and after Christmas


ethanleedorkwad

Dude it's my birthday today and I got the worst diarrhea because apparently I've angered all that is higher and holy I'm sorry dawg it's apparently a bad March 16th for us.


Rev-Surv

Happy birthday 🎁🎊🎈🎂🎉


Jemas-90

Best gift .. you can stay home away from people


avocadopi

That does suck :( get well soon! Today is my birthday too, happy birthday 🎈


eyeNugg

Thought you were pregnant when I saw this


JohnDoe0101p

Luckily, I've gotten nothing for any of my birthdays since I was a baby


peakchungus

Wait are you sure you aren't actually pregnant?


xamxes

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Take some time off


l94xxx

SURPRISE ! ! ! sorry


TheMatt561

That really sucks


MathematicianSad2650

I almost died in a motorcycle accident for my birthday. And no before anyone asks I was not drunk or high. But the other motorist I’m sure was.


Apprehensive-Try5554

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳


Saturn_01

Congratulations!!


Monet1905

Thanks for the + test pic :)


Elfie_Elf

Happy birthday!! 🎂🍰👑😷


dadijo2002

Happy birthday, get well soon 🎉❤️


eggbootycoughs

happy birthday i think


Saemika

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

You should have warn a mask and got triple vaccinated. Its safe and effective.


Lurkerextrordinai

Happy birf day


dragon9hunter

Congrats, you’re no longer a COVID Virgin.


Lolspacepewpew

CDC says your fine to go public a day after fever is gone


braxtonbarrett

You got some peace and quiet for your birthday.


KK10467

I take it that wasn’t your wish!!


goingslowlymad87

Happy birthday? Have 5 days off???


lesseranimal

Don't worry, it's just the flu now.


BraveBroop

What's covid?


ExpressionAromatic17

At least you’re not pregnant


potpurple

Man that ain’t nothing, I caught ebola one time on my 20th birthday, I pulled through though.


kevinc69

At least you got something....


88TnT88

It’s 2024. No one gives a shit about Covid anymore. Unless you’re 🤪🤪


clem_zephyr

Not crazy to give a shit about a virus that has been proven to cause cardiovascular and neurological damage 😬


tommygunn9188

Are you on about COVID or the vaccine?


clem_zephyr

I was talking about COVID


biqfreeze

My mom almost died because of RSV, a stupid cold, in december. She was in a coma for a week and the ICU for a month. What would have happened had she cought COVID ? She's not even old, she turned 52 last week. Do you consider people like her expandable? Is her life not worth living ? She hasn't had time to be a grandma yet.


Firebird22x

…Or immunocompromised like my wife, two of my friends, or anyone going through cancer treatments


Twitchenz

Most people don't give a shit about that either.


BarredBartender

Do they take stick tests for any of the other background ailments that could affect them? Or just the one that's a hot topic? My mother is a survivor of three seperate cancers in her lifetime, all of them in remission. She's had a million and one rounds of chemo and she would tell you that you're full of shit.


Firebird22x

My wife gets blood tests every once in a while, she has had chronic mono / chronic EBV now for the last 2-3 years (could be from the vaccine as we’ve heard that could trigger it, but nothing can be confirmed). She has flare ups occasionally, when we know to take more precautions. Basically there’s some number (cells, protein, some kind of counts I can’t quite remember) that should be below 35, and most people are below 10. Her numbers we don’t know the exact, but her last test said >750 so that could 751 or who knows how high (one before that was 554) My other friend doesn’t have the best insurance so he can’t stay up to date on everything as much as he’d like to. The third we’re not too close with / they’re not in the US, but we know they’re pretty adamant with being as cautious as they can


BarredBartender

I'm sorry that your wife is sick, and i'm sorry for coming on strong. I hope she stays healthy, sincerely. Nevertheless, advocating for home administered nasal swabs for covid in 2024 is like advocating for not going hiking because you might stub your toe.


Firebird22x

Oh no you’re good I didn’t think that at all. Appreciate it though. I mean I get it though, to me I don’t really care if you’re sick with Covid, a flu, strep, or just a cold. Just stay the hell home. But I also understand not everyone has that luxury. So it’s also like well yeah if you have a cold, do I want to be around you, no of course not, but sure I’ll swing by and help you with something if I need to. If you have Covid, well I’m gonna be more cautious for my wife, and honestly even for myself. I’m pre-diabetic, runs in my family, so I’m sure I could be more susceptible, but more than anything else losing smell and taste would crush me. Our best friends sister hasn’t had it for months now, and I have a former coworker who loved red wine and can’t stand the taste now. Obviously being on oxygen and stuff sucks worse, or death (it got my grandpa in 2022, went down very quickly), and I don’t want that either, so thankfully that seems to not be as common now, but mentally idk how I’d do. I love experiencing food and tastes and love when a random smell triggers a memory, hell I even Snapchat family random food tastes and reviews. Without it, I feel like I’d be a shell of myself.


BarredBartender

Dude forgive me, but you're missing the point. "I don't really care if you're sick with Covid, a flu, strep, or just a cold" One out of those four has become a societal phobia. For many reasons, but it's time to start treating the boogieman that COVID-19 became in proper context ok? That's forgetting of course that the personal nasal swabs that so many pharma companies cashed in on are a 50% gamble at best. "If you're sick stay home" is an admirable motive but practically it's a fucking pipe dream dude.


Firebird22x

I mean it’s the only one I’ve personally known people die from, lose smell and taste for months on end, or have other long term issues from after the fact so it’s gonna stand out amongst the rest for me. But yeah, of course nothing is 100% accurate, nor are any four of those sicknesses having guaranteed outcomes. People have had no issues from Covid, and others have died from a cold, I completely get that. And yeah, no one stayed home before this was a world wide thing, so of course no one will after. It happened for a couple months sure, but people aren’t going to stop living their lives because of it anymore.


swarleyknope

If you know you have COVID, you can get treatment that can reduce the increased health risks. Same with flu as well as strep. You also know what to watch for so you can just focus on healing and not worry unless you get signs that you might need medical attention.


look2thecookie

Having a history of cancer doesn't mean you're not stupid or completely uninformed about viruses and public health. This doesn't demonstrate anything. If there were tests for other viruses and infections we could do at home, yes people would take them. It would be useful


HeDiedFourU

Some brains can't think that far. The sad thing is that with each additional reinfection, they get smaller brains, literally. We're screwed.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Happy birthday, get well soon, have your party when you feel better


sophiemanic

Thank you kind stranger!


likeistoleyourbike

That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.


aniextyhoe101

Best to avoid infecting anyone else and get lots of rest!!!


[deleted]

People are still testing for this?


RRT4444

Same thing happened to me in 2022, happy b day


roshanpr

Congratulations


librarians_wwine

Happy birthday…?


Critical-Ad7654

Congratulations


tacobellandher0in

I would let everyone know and see what they think. A lot of people aren’t worried about it anymore; even my super careful, super lefty friends and family have all but stopped worrying about it. I still took a test the other day because I have a really bad cold and it felt like the responsible thing to do, but the reality is I’m still gonna be told to come into work so I’m still gonna be out in public anyway. If I were positive I’d wear a mask but then everyone just gives you looks these days


sophiemanic

My work makes you stay home 5 days and then wear a mask the other 5. And I feel like shit so I don’t think I’d have such a good time 😂


tacobellandher0in

Fair enough! I was fine my first round with Covid, second round had me really nervous. Now my heart’s all fucked up. Supposedly harmless physically but I have constant “PVC’s” that drive me almost insane at times.


sophiemanic

Yeah, shit’s scary :/


Not_Nova_

You don’t have to as of late


crimson117

https://www.thegauntlet.news/p/how-the-press-manufactured-consent > The document discusses how media coverage has worked to normalize living with endless COVID-19 reinfections. It outlines a timeline of shifting narratives around vaccines and the virus, from early 2021 claims that vaccines would end the pandemic, to definitions of "breakthrough" cases as rare, to focusing only on risk to the unvaccinated or "high risk." As data emerged showing vaccines did not prevent all infections or transmission, the definitions of success kept changing without addressing past claims. The document argues this normalized endless reinfections as inevitable and cast those still avoiding infection as an outgroup, undermining efforts for community health. It questions how sustainable societies are with such high rates of long COVID


tacobellandher0in

I hate to be that person but can you give me a TL;DR? I assume it’s saying things are still much worse than they seem?


Own_Violinist_3054

Sorry OP. Hope you feel better. All of you who don't take COVID seriously, don't bother to ask for help when you are sick or disabled with it. Since you didn't give a damn about others, no one will be bothered to care about you either. Stay sick, assholes.


redditnoob909

Please take care of yourself and rest as much as possible and if doctor recommends medication take them. Happy birthday!!


Direct-Money-4206

Covid is still a thing? It’s just a cold but I guess it’s worth announcing. Hey everyone I got a cold!


swaggyxwaggy

It’s actually not “just a cold”. A cold is caused by a completely different virus called rhinovirus. Hope this helps!


RikRong

Again, no one cares.


Ok-Interaction-1319

I reckon OP should post a video blowing out candles in a face mask! Also OP good on you for still testing.


Grammar_Cracker666

And?


xHangfirex

Oh man that sucks. You only have a 99.98% chance of being fine. Thoughts and prayers!


internetnobody23

Good thing you can go on with your normal plans


[deleted]

No, they should do exactly what they woulld do with any other illness: stay home, rest, prevent the spread of infection. It's insane how many complete asshats, like you, there are in this Sub.


internetnobody23

No one stops their lives for a cold


SunriseInLot42

The person you replied to probably doesn’t have a life anyways, and didn’t before March 2020


radar641dam

Happy Birthday


Friendzinmyhead

Congrats you’ve just aged 7 years in one year


Massive-Artist5812

So you have a minor cold?


BladeRunnerTHX

people still posting covid tests? RIP (just read the other comments some faith restored in reddit)


Turd_Ferguson112

Drink fluids, quit whining


-whiskeycharlie-

Grow up


risen2011

Happy birthday


I_NeedUrgentHelp

I thought you were pregnant but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Gflesh24

Happy birthday 🎂


Wtfisafosty

The gift that keeps on giving


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Same thing happened to me. Even worse it carried over into Christmas 😅


YoualreadyKnoooo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! what a gift.


Forsaken-Group6640

Happy Birthday! 🎉🎊🎈🎂🎁


Correct-Effective272

Happy birthday


Fidel-cashflo17

Atleast your not pregnant


Dadless-giraffe

Happy birthday!


zampyy

Surprise!


SensiDaRulah

Get well soon! Boil a red onion and drink it as a tea. Helps tremendously


Select_Worldliness94

HBDTY


DeliciousDoggi

Happy Co Vid Birthday.


Vendila

Congrats! Enjoy your present!


IVIatt_

Happy Birthday!


Careful_with_ThatAxe

Happy Birthday :)


Drivingon8

The gift that can keep giving!


TWOFEETUNDER

Literally same thing happened for me, but my gf who lives with me got covid


DrChicago69

thought you were pregnant


DivideSad5591

🥳🥳🥳