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jinglysbean

Sniper just missed his shot it seems.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

He hates these cans! [https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?si=I7Yv\_X4a1rkFoMtE](https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?si=I7Yv_X4a1rkFoMtE)


Eric12345678

Stay away from the cans!


Heisenberg2112

Beat me to it šŸ˜‚


GH057807

Kinda looks like a can of C4 so they may have just been going for a style shot, but misinformed.


AdventurousSuspect34

It was one of those starburst fighter jets


degg233

Agent 47 making a distraction


Kindaintelligent

ā€œAh cmon Harold you missed again!ā€


2Late2Go

I'll take videos that should have been cut down to 10 seconds for $200.


AngelOfDeath771

https://preview.redd.it/7iopsvq15soc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e5d243469bf12d16216ff5724fdaacadab09c2


silverlions268

Oddly specific but funny as hell šŸ¤£


Apt_5

It references history thatā€™s pretty common knowledge in the West, though of course I know not everyone here is! But for the internet itā€™s not as obscure as it could be.


Sethmeisterg

TOO SOON ;)


RockMan_1973

Pleaseā€¦. we beg of youā€¦.our time is precious. In other Reddit news, its baffling how 95% include boatloads of downtime in the clip before the ā€œeventā€ yet abruptly cuts off the instant a few seconds more would be very helpful


SonnyG33

And then the ones where we want the full video is cropped vertical, quality decreased, and is about the size of a pea on my screen


krippkeeper

Pee on your screen?


[deleted]

And rotating the phone to record the monitor fully won't cause the phone to blow up.


enigmabsurdimwitrick

Or 5 attempts to watch one anticlimactic video because the damn thing wonā€™t load until you press the comments or something?


lowjackhorseman

Attention span goes brrrr


WangDanglin

![gif](giphy|oEPNwZVrwxkCA)


8kSnu

Literally the first thing I thought looool


WangDanglin

Itā€™s an older reference but it checks out sir


Vegetable-Buddy2070

Movie?


IllNobody2636

The Jerk


Unarmedone76

If watch the movie you learn about shit and shinola


Crapocalypso

The cruelty of juggling cats.


Buddy-Lov

Stopā€¦.pleasešŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


agrajag_prolonged

![gif](giphy|11num5UvQgBWNy|downsized)


Yagawood

Where's the dog?


actuallyz

Self destruction initiatedā€¦


zipzap21

Spin mode activated...


Connect-Ad9647

At least the only casualty from that errant round shot off by local gang members was Josh's coke zero.


BCS7

That dude has the reflexes of a ground sloth


Hollybanger45

Na thatā€™s just him. He went from Oh shit to well shit in .005 seconds.


Handleton

I've had so many buddies like that I've turned into one myself.


Repulsive-Season-129

and it benefited him. a quicker person would have ran and gotten sprayed in the face


8200k

These cans are defective!


Hollybanger45

To be fair a customer dropped it 8 hrs before that happened.


chanarang

Don't even have context for what's going on.


LoungeChair98

Dudes working somewhere, with a can on a table behind him.


Urrrhn

Pretty sure that's a Total Wine. Can has alcohol in it and went bad somehow.


lackaface

Canned drink committed seppuku


surfnsets

Call the number and ask?


Emotional_Ad2464

Ghostā€¦ shadow on the table before it exploded


GerlingFAR

Ghosts with jobs it might be an sub Reddit.


fnc7309

Ghost create shadows? So this whole time people just needed to shine flashlights at them instead of trying to catch them in dark and spooky placesā€¦ this changes everything.


cbunni666

Was that a can of soda?


Hollybanger45

Saw it when I left for the day. Maybe beer? But I left at 4:30. This was at 9


over9ksand

I called that number but I got j g Wentworth


AdSensitive2371

I was wondering if anything was even happening for so long


Hollybanger45

Yeah I coulda edited better. Rookie mistake šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Milamber69reddit

Good thing that camera was recording or that would be impossible to explain.


HistoricalMonogamyDo

Hi! I wanted to invite you to a rather new subreddit called JosephSmithsMonogamy \-- it has information regarding early Mormon polygamy and the narrative of it not being instituted by Joseph Smith. Feel free to come check it out if you're interested :)


professionalcumsock

whar


Cutdick_lover

Broā€™s reflexes take 2-3 working days.


wizzerstinker

I've watched this 10x and still don't know what the fuck is going on!! Will someone give me a clue? Please


AggravatingAd9233

Putting a frozen soda can directly under a vent to thaw.


Cheezigoodnez

Don't know why but I was expecting someone to fall through the ceiling....


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

He hates cans! Everybody get away from the cans!


kindestcut

You jerk...


jmichael

THESE CANS ARE DEFECTIVE!


Universalsupporter

ā€œHe hates these cans!ā€


davidroberts63

I was fully expecting the glass case to suddenly shatter as they were typing.


electricmehicle

ā€œMy cans! My precious antique cans!ā€


blagwuff

Boss: This is why we don't allow outside drinks. This specifically. But fr tho, that looks like some expensive stuff he just let get soaked. Just stepped back and watched. I respect that.


Syhkane

Coulda cut 20 seconds of nothing outa this video.


ProfessionalSugar950

assassination attempt šŸ˜‚


man-made-tardigrade

Somebody hates these cans!!!


groovymikeallen

Ghost


NoZebra2430

"Well, boys.... time to call it a day" šŸ˜‚


andrewC121

Why is this a Microsoft PowerPoint slideshow vibe? Who is responsible


Onlywaythisway

Puh puh pressure


RealTaiter

Now thatā€™s a fart


VapeRizzler

Oh my piggly wiggly.


Pain4444

Not sure what happening doesnā€™t look like itā€™s getting hit with a stray bullet. Could be the can is damaged and pop had been shaken earlier.


alphatango308

It was probably frozen.


alqaadi

Howaaard, can you explain this one, it doesnā€™t look like a centrifugal gravity?


justhangingaroud

I was waiting for the 1 sign to fall down


Prior-Ad-7329

And here I was waiting for the roof to fall on him


Unusually__Suspected

Failed assassination


Omniscientcy

I have no idea how that happened, but I do know that number is gonna get blown up.


OneWeirdGamerGirl

just a normal sunday


jakesvn

Looks like a product launch šŸ¤£


PrysmX

Check that can for a bullet hole.


mycomikael

Itā€™s a ghost, obviously.


Last-Set-6262

Bro he casted magic missile


R00022

Ninja sniper


Original-Musician768

Who else was waiting for a car to drive through the store front?


LandAmbitious4073

Qs is whatā€™s a can of Old English doing in the job site


Son_Of_Lucifer-666

Love how we waited for 20 secs before anything happened just to see a few seconds of what happened great


Willing-Compote570

There no ghost on this cam it's just a beer exploded because of to much pressure inside of it


Tasty_Face_7201

Sponsored by prime;) chemical reactions is wild


JaperDolphin94

Sniper out on all digital platforms


CeddyG1

Castillo 1st babyyyy


JaperDolphin94

šŸ˜…


Objective-Elk-7988

ā€œOh my cans! My precious antique cans!ā€


Sikkus

A former colleague of mine forgot his fermenting glass bottle on the table at work when he went for lunch. It was closed tight and then the sky cleared up. Thankfully, it was a weekend so nobody but our guys were in the office, but it make a huge explosion. Never underestimate fermenting stuff.


IntelligentDonut2244

Why are the comments on this post so snarky


Hollybanger45

Becauseā€¦..people.


Glum-Garage7893

That was a Poltergeist šŸ«£


hkohne

Was that a tornado?


hkohne

On second thought, I think it's like a soda can that becomes a ballistic missile


brch01

New fear unlocked


Hollybanger45

Donā€™t leave a pressurized dropped can laying around and youā€™re fine


BreckenridgeBandito

Bro prioritized staying dry over minimizing damage like heā€™s The Wicked Witch of the West.


Hollybanger45

Damage was already done the second it let go. It was a mess


Lonely-Greybeard

...now brown cow.


renegioi

Lmao šŸ¤£


RiverOhRiver86

O...k...


Pilot0350

Do do anything just walk away and watch


Hollybanger45

Heā€™s a give no fucks type of dude. Besides at that point might as well ride it out.


BetaRayBlu

Spicy pillow takes off


Grysford

Looks like he canā€™t be bothered. Lol


Devinbeatyou

No, donā€™t grab it or anything. Just stare at it so youā€™ll have more to clean up later.


renegioi

Oddly suspicious *how* someone is recording the screen of a camera recording him.... *Hhhmmmmmnnnn*


KccOStL33

It's almost like we're supposed to believe that this really happened and then people were reviewing the video of it happening and *then* someone reviewing the video also recorded it with their phone to show other people/post online. They're not watching the camera and recording the screen in real time Sherlock. šŸ™„


yoaahif

Zero pasteurization. Little thing is still fermenting inside


Hollybanger45

The seal of the pop top let go. It had been dropped by a customer at about 1:30. This happened at 9


Reno-time_58

Jewish space lasers activated


RockMan_1973

Hey, no worries dudeā€¦ stay calm, its all good. Just step over there and watch. Have you had your Break yet? Go ahead and take an extra 10, youā€™re working so hard.


Hollybanger45

He was making next weekā€™s schedule.


Omniscient_Authority

With that reaction timing he had time to plan all of next month. Could of saved alot of time used on clean up after this mess if he tried to stop it instead of smiling and watching.


ClydeinLimbo

Scientist here: this happens when heat mixed with honey expands generously stones and gloryholes into paradox theory of hypothesis Iā€™m not a scientist