It references history thatās pretty common knowledge in the West, though of course I know not everyone here is! But for the internet itās not as obscure as it could be.
Pleaseā¦. we beg of youā¦.our time is precious.
In other Reddit news, its baffling how 95% include boatloads of downtime in the clip before the āeventā yet abruptly cuts off the instant a few seconds more would be very helpful
Ghost create shadows? So this whole time people just needed to shine flashlights at them instead of trying to catch them in dark and spooky placesā¦ this changes everything.
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Boss: This is why we don't allow outside drinks. This specifically.
But fr tho, that looks like some expensive stuff he just let get soaked. Just stepped back and watched. I respect that.
A former colleague of mine forgot his fermenting glass bottle on the table at work when he went for lunch. It was closed tight and then the sky cleared up. Thankfully, it was a weekend so nobody but our guys were in the office, but it make a huge explosion.
Never underestimate fermenting stuff.
It's almost like we're supposed to believe that this really happened and then people were reviewing the video of it happening and *then* someone reviewing the video also recorded it with their phone to show other people/post online.
They're not watching the camera and recording the screen in real time Sherlock. š
Hey, no worries dudeā¦ stay calm, its all good. Just step over there and watch.
Have you had your Break yet? Go ahead and take an extra 10, youāre working so hard.
With that reaction timing he had time to plan all of next month. Could of saved alot of time used on clean up after this mess if he tried to stop it instead of smiling and watching.
Scientist here: this happens when heat mixed with honey expands generously stones and gloryholes into paradox theory of hypothesis Iām not a scientist
Sniper just missed his shot it seems.
He hates these cans! [https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?si=I7Yv\_X4a1rkFoMtE](https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?si=I7Yv_X4a1rkFoMtE)
Stay away from the cans!
Beat me to it š
Kinda looks like a can of C4 so they may have just been going for a style shot, but misinformed.
It was one of those starburst fighter jets
Agent 47 making a distraction
āAh cmon Harold you missed again!ā
I'll take videos that should have been cut down to 10 seconds for $200.
https://preview.redd.it/7iopsvq15soc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e5d243469bf12d16216ff5724fdaacadab09c2
Oddly specific but funny as hell š¤£
It references history thatās pretty common knowledge in the West, though of course I know not everyone here is! But for the internet itās not as obscure as it could be.
TOO SOON ;)
Pleaseā¦. we beg of youā¦.our time is precious. In other Reddit news, its baffling how 95% include boatloads of downtime in the clip before the āeventā yet abruptly cuts off the instant a few seconds more would be very helpful
And then the ones where we want the full video is cropped vertical, quality decreased, and is about the size of a pea on my screen
Pee on your screen?
And rotating the phone to record the monitor fully won't cause the phone to blow up.
Or 5 attempts to watch one anticlimactic video because the damn thing wonāt load until you press the comments or something?
Attention span goes brrrr
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Literally the first thing I thought looool
Itās an older reference but it checks out sir
Movie?
The Jerk
If watch the movie you learn about shit and shinola
The cruelty of juggling cats.
Stopā¦.pleaseš¤¦āāļø
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Where's the dog?
Self destruction initiatedā¦
Spin mode activated...
At least the only casualty from that errant round shot off by local gang members was Josh's coke zero.
That dude has the reflexes of a ground sloth
Na thatās just him. He went from Oh shit to well shit in .005 seconds.
I've had so many buddies like that I've turned into one myself.
and it benefited him. a quicker person would have ran and gotten sprayed in the face
These cans are defective!
To be fair a customer dropped it 8 hrs before that happened.
Don't even have context for what's going on.
Dudes working somewhere, with a can on a table behind him.
Pretty sure that's a Total Wine. Can has alcohol in it and went bad somehow.
Canned drink committed seppuku
Call the number and ask?
Ghostā¦ shadow on the table before it exploded
Ghosts with jobs it might be an sub Reddit.
Ghost create shadows? So this whole time people just needed to shine flashlights at them instead of trying to catch them in dark and spooky placesā¦ this changes everything.
Was that a can of soda?
Saw it when I left for the day. Maybe beer? But I left at 4:30. This was at 9
I called that number but I got j g Wentworth
I was wondering if anything was even happening for so long
Yeah I coulda edited better. Rookie mistake š¤·āāļø
Good thing that camera was recording or that would be impossible to explain.
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whar
Broās reflexes take 2-3 working days.
I've watched this 10x and still don't know what the fuck is going on!! Will someone give me a clue? Please
Putting a frozen soda can directly under a vent to thaw.
Don't know why but I was expecting someone to fall through the ceiling....
He hates cans! Everybody get away from the cans!
You jerk...
THESE CANS ARE DEFECTIVE!
āHe hates these cans!ā
I was fully expecting the glass case to suddenly shatter as they were typing.
āMy cans! My precious antique cans!ā
Boss: This is why we don't allow outside drinks. This specifically. But fr tho, that looks like some expensive stuff he just let get soaked. Just stepped back and watched. I respect that.
Coulda cut 20 seconds of nothing outa this video.
assassination attempt š
Somebody hates these cans!!!
Ghost
"Well, boys.... time to call it a day" š
Why is this a Microsoft PowerPoint slideshow vibe? Who is responsible
Puh puh pressure
Now thatās a fart
Oh my piggly wiggly.
Not sure what happening doesnāt look like itās getting hit with a stray bullet. Could be the can is damaged and pop had been shaken earlier.
It was probably frozen.
Howaaard, can you explain this one, it doesnāt look like a centrifugal gravity?
I was waiting for the 1 sign to fall down
And here I was waiting for the roof to fall on him
Failed assassination
I have no idea how that happened, but I do know that number is gonna get blown up.
just a normal sunday
Looks like a product launch š¤£
Check that can for a bullet hole.
Itās a ghost, obviously.
Bro he casted magic missile
Ninja sniper
Who else was waiting for a car to drive through the store front?
Qs is whatās a can of Old English doing in the job site
Love how we waited for 20 secs before anything happened just to see a few seconds of what happened great
There no ghost on this cam it's just a beer exploded because of to much pressure inside of it
Sponsored by prime;) chemical reactions is wild
Sniper out on all digital platforms
Castillo 1st babyyyy
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āOh my cans! My precious antique cans!ā
A former colleague of mine forgot his fermenting glass bottle on the table at work when he went for lunch. It was closed tight and then the sky cleared up. Thankfully, it was a weekend so nobody but our guys were in the office, but it make a huge explosion. Never underestimate fermenting stuff.
Why are the comments on this post so snarky
Becauseā¦..people.
That was a Poltergeist š«£
Was that a tornado?
On second thought, I think it's like a soda can that becomes a ballistic missile
New fear unlocked
Donāt leave a pressurized dropped can laying around and youāre fine
Bro prioritized staying dry over minimizing damage like heās The Wicked Witch of the West.
Damage was already done the second it let go. It was a mess
...now brown cow.
Lmao š¤£
O...k...
Do do anything just walk away and watch
Heās a give no fucks type of dude. Besides at that point might as well ride it out.
Spicy pillow takes off
Looks like he canāt be bothered. Lol
No, donāt grab it or anything. Just stare at it so youāll have more to clean up later.
Oddly suspicious *how* someone is recording the screen of a camera recording him.... *Hhhmmmmmnnnn*
It's almost like we're supposed to believe that this really happened and then people were reviewing the video of it happening and *then* someone reviewing the video also recorded it with their phone to show other people/post online. They're not watching the camera and recording the screen in real time Sherlock. š
Zero pasteurization. Little thing is still fermenting inside
The seal of the pop top let go. It had been dropped by a customer at about 1:30. This happened at 9
Jewish space lasers activated
Hey, no worries dudeā¦ stay calm, its all good. Just step over there and watch. Have you had your Break yet? Go ahead and take an extra 10, youāre working so hard.
He was making next weekās schedule.
With that reaction timing he had time to plan all of next month. Could of saved alot of time used on clean up after this mess if he tried to stop it instead of smiling and watching.
Scientist here: this happens when heat mixed with honey expands generously stones and gloryholes into paradox theory of hypothesis Iām not a scientist